♦ pitied by @knightGeneticist
lIkE ToNiGhT? i'm kInDa lOsT At sOmE ErIdAn's hIvE MaN, nO WaY OuT KiNdA ShIt. JuNe's gOtTa gEt a rAiL Or sOmEtHiNg, ShE CaN'T KeEp tWeAkIn oVeR ShIt. NaH MaN EvErYtHiNg sHoUlD Be sMoOtH, jUnE ShOuLd bE LiKe hApPy fOr yA'Ll. )o:
fInAlLy lIkE MaKiNg iT OfFiCiAl pAlE BrO HoNk hOnK (o: <>
oh yeah totally forgot to wish the vanta's a happy shared hatching day or whatever its called. especially happy hatching day you little freak. keep existing for dave and june's sake. @knightGeneticist be there at the party in like 2. jake is taking his time.
yessir nest time heheghr
hApPy wRiGgLiNg bEsTeSt pAlEbRo! (o:
fuck trying tø stay awake cuz it's the baes birthday tøday but i'm sø fucking tired døn't tell him that thøugh i'm trying tø stay up all day sø i can spend time with him
https://media1.tenor.com/m/6CHcRsYbY70AAAAd/i-am-a-building-dont-be-racist.gif
@knightgeneticist the nøtebøøk is kinda lackluster babe can we watch sømething else next møvie night
rose keeps pestering me about june and karkat for some reason
4ll 1n y0ur h34d˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
SOULMATES ARE TOTALLY A REAL THING, FOR EVERY QUADRANT. FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE *EXCEPT* ME.
(O: a mOtHeRfUcKeR Is iN A ReAl gOoD FuCkInG MoOd. LiKe gReAt aCtUaLlY. fUcKiNg sTeLlAr eVeN. tHiS PaLe aNd rEd sHiT ReAlLy hItS FoR ReAl.
oh it was VERY messy xx! and she’s very… agressive, even without this in mind xx. honestly, we dont even like each other much, so i can risk it >-<xx
literally dating the least trolllike troll alternia had to offer
yA'Ll bOtH ArE NeEdY To bE FaIr.
damn that's fuckin cute. i resent the implication that i'm needy tho
damn it
yeah im just cooler
youre awwful i lovve you she movves through moonbeams slowwly she knowws jus howw to hold me an wwhen her edges soften her body is my coffin i knoww she drains me slowwly she wwears me dowwn to bones in bed must be the sign on my head that says oh lovve me dead #lyricposting // lovve me dead - ludo
yOu lOvE HiM MaN, gOt a lOt tO FuCkInG SaY. (O: It's rEaL CuTe. I ShOuLd lIkE ShOw hIm.
lIkE HoNeStLy? CoNvEnIeNcE I GuEsS? i dUnNo mAn. tHiS MoThErFuCkEr iS AnNoYiNg wItH A CaPiTaL F AnD A. FuCkIn' AnNoYiNg. aNd yEt ... cOmPeLlInG.
kInDa tIrEd oF FuCkInG HiTtInG On dAvE'S. hE'S AnNoYiNg. AnD YeT He cOmPeLs a mOtHeRfUcKeR.
karkat jesus christ
what the fuck is pailing season
at this point, who knows...
at this point, who knows...
I Will Keep This In Mind But I Appreciate The Sentiment Nonetheless
I Was Yes The Device Was Difficult To Aim And I Could Not Get My Entire Face Within The Range Of The Image But I Am Tired Of Messing With It
hell yeah. Also sorry for replying twice? idk whats fucking my internet up
did that once, Ended up crying hysterically cause the lack of sleep...
((maybe one day i will stop being self-conscious and join the discord.))
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not know of this "PAILING season". The Dark One thinks it's just made up by DESPERATE TROLLS. Ʒ
Oh my god I miss her so fucking much, I miss the names she'd call me the way we held hands the times we spent together everything that we had done...it was so Perfect. Way to go Rose another relationship ruined by your ego. #yearning #regrets
<-(((No I think we'd get culled for doing something so vestigial and pathetic)))->
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! do :3c꠹
Maybe because you t)(oug)(t it was JUST a rock.
jUsT WoUlDn't gEt iT MaN, sHiT I'M FuCkIn' TaLkInG AbOuT Is pRoBaBlY A ExCiTeD LiKe lOvE BiTe ... mAyBe. I LiKe fEeLiN' lIkE ThIs i tHiNk. CaN'T FuCkInG MiLk tHaT ShIt iF He's dEaD )o: CaN'T ImAgInE HoW FuCkInG AnNoYiNg hE'D Be iF He hAd tIeR'D Up. aW AlL CoNcErNeD AbOuT Me pAlEbRo (O: sHoUlD Be tAkEn cArE Of yOu. GoT SoMe wIcKeD TaKe oUt fEw pLaNeTs oVeR. gEt lIkE OuR SnUgGlE On iN ThE MeAnTiMe (O: hOnK!
sHiT MaYbE YoU RiGhT BrO. nO MoThErFuCkEr wItH HiS PaN On rIgHt wOuLd wAnT HiS AnNoYiNg aSs ... bUt aLsO A MoThErFuCkEr wAnTs sOmE Of hIs sOuR JeLlY.
nO No nO MaN I'M FuCkInG GoOd, It's gOoD ... BuT AlSo fUcKiNg mAyBe. I NeEd tO BrEaK My fAnGs oN HiM PaLeBrO It's sO FuCkInG BaD. hE'S So fUcKiNg sTuPiD MaN! lIkE I DoN'T GeT HiS MoThErFuCkInG PrObLeM BuT I CaN PaIl hIm bRo. FuCkInG CrAzY StYlE.
tHiNk i'm fEeLiNg tHaT SpEcIaL KiNdA HaTe. ThE ShIt tHaT'S In yOuR SaUsAgEs. DoN'T EvEn tHiNk i rEaLlY HaTe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR. tHeN He lIkE FuCkInG GoEs aNd sAyS SoMe sHiT AnD I WaNt tO BeAt hIm tO DeAtH. bUt tHe sHiTs sO MoThErFuCkIn. FuNnY. gOt mY FuCkInG PaLmS ItChInG MaN. nEeD To bE ElBoW DeEp iN HiS CaGe jUsT To fUcKiNg rOoT ArOuNd. NeEd tO SmEaR AlL My gReAsE SpOnGe oN ThE FuCkInG PuLpY NuG JuIcE I GoTtA TuRn hIm iNtO. I FuCkInG. nEeD. hIm bRo #gOrE #nSfWe
tHiS YoU BrO? :O3 HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/88366C182662.PnG
:O3 KiTzEe nOw pAlEbRo HoNk
:O3 yEaH FuCk wItH ThIs KiTtIeS CaN HoNk tOo! hOnK :o3
sToP BrO PlEaSe, My pAn cAn't hAnDlE MoRe fUcKiNg iNfOrMaTiOn. It rEaLlY Is jUsT A HaRd pIpE ThAt dAnGlEs aRoUnD ... BuT It lIkE GoEs iNsIdE RiGhT ThE BuLgE AnD TaNk aIn't bOtH JuSt oUt tHeRe? ThE BuLgE Is sAfE ... RiGhT Kk?
H4H4 Y34HHHHH...DON3 TH4T 4 F3W T1M3S.
cOnSiDeR My vIbE ToTaLlY DeStRoYeD. aNd tHeY DoN'T JuSt wEaR ThE CuP AlL ThE FuCkInG TiMe? HuMaN AnAtOmY ReAlLy iS JuSt wRiTtEn iN SeLf hAtReD. wE FuCkEd tHeM Up sO FuCkInG BaD )o:
i cAn't eVeN FuCkInG BoUnCe oN It bRo?!? WoRsT LiKe fUcKiNg sPeCiEs tHe uNiVeRsE EvEr dId lEt sLiDe oUt tHe eGg cHuTe.
i gOtTa gEt a gOd tIeR HuMaN, tHaT'S CoOl wItH FuCkInG BiTiNg aNd tRy nOt tO BrEaK ThEiR SlUrRy sAcK, aNd oR MoThErFuCkInG NoOk. DoN'T EvEn wAnT A MoThErFuCkEr tO TrY. bUlGe dOn't eVeN MoVe bRo. SmH MuCh tO MoThErFuCkIn' CoNsIdEr.
hOw i'm sUpPoSe tO GeT My pAiL On wItH A HuMaN? CaN'T BiTe eM ThAt hArD, wEiRd hArD BuLgE On tOp oF EvErYtHiNg eLsE.
bRoThEr oUr pAnS ArE LiNkEd! I SaId tHe sAmE ShIt I DuNnO It's rEaLlY FuCkInG Me uP ThInKiNg 'BoUt iT. nO IdEa hOw aNy oF ThEm fUcKiNg sUrViVe aLl tHaT. #gOrE #bOdY HoRrOr
wwe hone2tly dont knoww wwhat wwe wwant..
wouldnt it be possible to just delete the hand-specific totem lathes from the files so only the universal gripped one spawns
oh 8elieve me, i know it karkat. thank you!
:33 < you know, didnt tell anyone this before ever… :33 < but believe it or not i actually have mind pawers! :OO < “huh wha?! this rando silly kittycat loving oliveblood with meownipulation abilities?!” :33 < yesss actually lemme prove it: :33 < ooooooooo :33 < big fluffy meowbeasts with cute tails and purring oh so adorably softlyyyy :33 < and big ol eyesss and it is kneading your leg but you let it do it for hours cuz its so cuuute :33 < ooooooooo :OO :33 < okay so if when i wrote that you pictured a kitty doing all that… :33 < i guess that proves im a master meownipulator huh?! ;PP #idonthavepowersthough #jokes #h33h33
yeah, i vwant my kid to be a good person, better than me. thats the most important.
The power of treats knows no bounds
You should really fix your sleep schedule Karkat
yEaH AnD I OnLy gOt bItS AnD PiEcE Of iT LoTtA ShIt iS A HuGe bLaNk fOr mE ThAt jUjU ShIt rEaLlY FuCkEd mE Up A MoThErFuCkErS GoTtA HiDe bRo ShItS EaSiEr tHaN NoT DuNnO If yOu'd gEt iT yEaH I MiSs mInE ToO BuT LiKe wErE We eVeR GoOd bRo? i tHiNk iT'S GoNnA Be a pRoBlEm rEaL SoOn ThErE CaN OnLy bE OnE So sOmEtHiNg bAd's gOtTa bE On tHe wAy
yOu'rE StIlL So fUn tO TeAsE HoNk (O: BuT FiNe fInE YoU KnOw mY Dm's aRe aLwAyS OpEn iF YoU WaNnA ClOwN ArOuNd
Ah No I Wouldn't Do That I Suppose I Could Have Organized My Words A Tad Better Anyways And Once Again Your Romantic Knowledge Comes In Handy Well I'll See How Things Go Perhaps If We're Lucky We Won't Need To Change Things Up.
iT'S In tHe bLoOd bRo, WhAt i wAs mAdE FoR Of cOuRsE YoU NeVeR GoTtA AsK KaRkAt
D9 n9t get me wr9ng, 6eing 9n these 'lists' d9es still trigger me in a sense, never the less. that will still end up happening regardless 9f if I am triggered 9r n9t, s9 instead I have decided t9 refrain fr9m punishing every9ne 9n their 9wn p9sts. I have learned t9 step away fr9m the huskt9p 9r palmhusk if I d9 g9 int9 ire. 6ut I digress, we are 69th in agreeance. #TW #SLIGHTLYTRIGGERED #AGREEMENT
hOnK (o: tHiNkInG'S FrEe DoN'T HuRt nObOdY hOnK (o:
i aIn't sAy nOtHiNg (O: YoU DiD BrO
i'm aLwAyS DoWn tO ClOwN BrO 💜 (o: HoNk
eNjOy tHaT ShIt bRo YoU DeSeRvE It I AiN'T GoT AnY SaY In a aPoCaLyPsE ThIs tImE BuT I'M AlWaYs hApPy tO FiGhT (o:
Of Course I Was Most Likely Talking With Them Anyways But Still Suppose It Can Be Healthy
Consider It Done
If It Makes You Feel Better I Will Console With Them Once They Are Less Busy
Nonsense I Have Things Worked Out And I Haven't Killed Anyone Yet So I Must Be Doing Something Right
iT'S MoRe fOr yOu mAn, BeInG YoUr wEaPoN'S NiCe sO ThAnKs bRo (O: Oh iT'S DeFiNiTeLy aN OfFsHoOt bUt sTaBlE FoR NoW ... LoTtA WeIrD ShItS GoInG On wItH ThE TiMeLiNeS yEaH... wIsH I CoUlD TaLk tO YoU MoRe tOo iT'S HaRd mAn, YoU GoTtA LoTtA ShIt gOiNg oN, dOn't wAnNa bOtHeR YoU I GuEsS? I'Ll tRy mAn, He's ... i dUnNo i kNoW We aReN'T PaLeMaTeS FoR ReAl, SoMeTiMeS It fEeLs lIkE It bUt i kNoW It's nOt, Ya kNoW?
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yE BrO I GeT It, GoTtA PrOtEcT WhAt yOu gOt aNd sHiT wAy wAy bEtTeR MaN, dOiNg mY PaRt fOr yOu? A KaRkAt? My kArKaT? i dUnNo tImE AiN'T My sHiT. I'M SoBeR If tHaT'S WhAt yOu'rE GeTtIn' At gEtTiNg mY FeEl gOoDs fRoM KiLlInG LiKe tHe mEsSiAh's iNtEnDeD WaR Is gReAt mAn
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. IF I START SEEING SMASH OR PASS POSTS CIRCULATING AT AN HOUR OF THE LIGHT SO STEEPED IN DELIRUM THAT THE FILTER BETWEEN THE FRONT OF MY THINKPAN AND MY FURIOUS TYPESTUBS THINS TO THE WIDTH OF A FUCKING TISSUE, I'M GOING TEAR THE ENTIRE *SITE* A NEW ONE. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ONE MORE STUPID, MORTIFYING, VULGAR CALLOUT ON MAIN. GOOD FUCKING LIGHT.
wHoA WhOa pAlEbRo i dOnT' wAnT HiM Or aNyThInG JuSt aSkInG LiKe fUcKiN' qUeStIoNs mAn i dOn't gOt tHe hAtEmAnCe sHiT In mE fUcKeD ThAt sHiT Up tOo mUcH LaSt tImE BrO DoN'T GoT ThAt rEd sHiT In mE EiThEr, No bOdY DeSeRvEs tHaT ShIt
wHaT ThE FuCk i eVeR Do tO YoU DaVe's pErSoNaLlY pHySiCaLlY EvEn iF AnYtHiNg i sHoUlD StIlL WaNnA CrAcK OpEn tHaT TaStY NuGbOnE YoU GoT
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
dAmN MaN I'M A GrEaT PaIlMaTe, DoN'T Be lIkE ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR )o: i'm rEaL LiKe gEnErOuS AnD ShIt, GeT YoU AlL SoAkEd bEtWeEn tHe kNeEs HoNk #nSfW
B33 < *tc mentions that theres also othpurr books set in the same unifurse like the silmarillion (that ones super dense but has lots of lore so it sort of balances out a bit)*
c< i absOlutely will, tHOugH, i teNd 2 prefer digital cOpies, ill 100% sHOOt it yOur way >c
aw shit ok yea dont do that get some rest and maybe watch one of your movies to stay distracted
some spanish chicken and rice and maybe like a side of vanilla flan sounds fire as fuck right now so id say that
yeah, that i do remember... like before he blitzed his kitchen chakra and was still making food a starving trash panda couldn't shove down its ravenous gullet, he was always out there making hotdogs in the summer. 8J still is!! but now he can like, make pasta too.
like fucking roaches, honestly. blech!