
fInFaYgO CeL SoLiDaRiTy, YeAh i bLeW Up hIs kItChEn bUt wErE LiKe oFfIcIaL NoW (o:

I ignore him every night of my life !!
IM STILL A FINCEL in fact noww im gonna havve to double dowwn evven harder on my vvirginity bein a core tenet a my identity

sPeNt tHe fUcKiNg nIgHt aT HiS HiVe aFtEr iNvItInG MySeLf iN, bLeW Up tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs kItChEn. LiKe wHaT OtHeR BlAcK RoMaNcE ShIt i gOtTa dO??

8lackrommer 8lackrommer 8lackrommer !! !! !! na na na 8oo 8oo

hEy, ThAt's lIkE FiNe bY Me mAn. KeEp sUcKiN So i cAn hAtE YeR AsS BeTtEr (O: aNd yOu cAn lIkE HaTe mE CaUsE Of a mOtHeRfUcKeR'S CrAzY PuLl gAmE. mY PaIlIn lIfE Is rEaL RiCh bRo (O:
obvviously FRIGGIN NOT wwho do you take me for eri im still wwaitin for the perfect gal to come along an solvve all my problems maybe givve me head too wwhile im glued to this infernal easychair oww

sEe i cAn't sOlVe lIkE AlL YeR FuCkIn pRoBlEmS BuT Ya kNoW (o:

im sorry i doubted you pal a course you wwouldnt betray your ideals ovver this droolin facepainted imbecile youre far too committed to the fincel grindset to throww it all awway so easily

oNlY StUpId fOr lIkInG HiM, yOu lIkE RiGhT BrO )o:


