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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kitkat cleared that with barely any opposition, cue the crowd's ooohs of surprise. Now, a true contest: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (red reacts) VS Nerds (black reacts)

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damn,,,,,

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

yøu're crazy if yøu think i wøn't fuck a reeses cup up in a heartbeat

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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Of all my questionable takes, I think that not being into Reese's Cups is the most audacious one.

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right?

I'm sorry but I must speak my peace... Reese's fucking suck, it's cheap chocolate vwith cheap peanut butter, it tastes horrible and i'wve nevwer met someone vwho regularly eats Reese's and doesn't look like they enjoy the taste of lead paint.

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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Let's get a couple things out of the way. For starters, I wholeheartedly agree, Reeses is mid at best in general. And as someone who doesn't go apeshit for peanut butter, it's a lot less appealing. That being said, this entire competition is for mass produced, popular candy treats that are the norm to give out during Halloween. By and large, none of the candy bars on the roster could be considered /good/ when compared to some highly artisanal, hand crafted treat.

True, but like its beat by evwery other chocolate candy. I'd take a Kit-kat, 100 grand, milkyvway, Snickers, Almond Joy... HELL I'D TAKE A FUCKING PAYDAR OVWER REESE'S

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Lavender Menace
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

You're brave for that, especially the Payday part.

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I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE ONE OF YOU FUCKING AMPORAS WITH THE WORST TASTE IMAGINABLE, AND HONESTLY, I SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU. PAYDAY??? ARE YOU CLINICALLY STUPID????????? THINK. THINK WITH YOUR FUCKING SPONGE.

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and look, my point's provwen, you not only look like you enjoy lead paint... you look like you got it fed to you from a bottle as a grub.