Dave Strider
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero Don't ask how I cope with shit
Rate )(er Majesty's looks on a scale from 10 to crabshoalute goddess.
g'lub g'lub on a bad day
γ < SYSTEM IS IDLE. AWAITING INPUT FROM USER. >
Delete operating system.
γ < COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. VALID COMMANDS CAN BE VIEWED BY TYPING >CMD< >
γ < COMMAND LISTING > >CMD< <LISTS VALID COMMANDS> >REPAIR< <ATTEMPTS TO REPAIR CORRUPTED DATA> >SELFTEST< <ACTIVATES THE SELF CHECK ROUTINE> >TURBO< < > >STREAM< <REPORTS THE LAST KNOWN DATA CONNECTION> >SHELL< <RETURNS TO THE SHELL>
γ < SYSTEM IS AWAITING INPUT. >
uh repair?
... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw
good fucking luck
After hours of careful work, I believe Iβve finally perfected my design. It is now fully customizable for my pleasure. Tightness, size, girth, etcetera. How delightful. I love being a robot. #NSFW
I can get pregnant, impregnate, the secret third thing. Wow!
man maybe i should turn into a robot that sounds sick af
Lo+o+k at tho+se two+ go+. It reminds me o+f the go+o+d o+ld days.
who
matesprit staring down at me while i call him pretty between bites call that shrodingers quadrant
IS IT REALLY FUN TO MAKE FUN OF ME ON CHITTR WHEN IβM LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SHEDDING?
how do you get an egbert off the roof if he's high af time sensitive(lmao) question
:3 I mean what can I say THREE BABIES IN THE BACKSEAT SINGIN. HEY DJ WONT YOU PLAY THAT SONG FOR ME. 3:
and my home, and my homies all singin to it
HUMAN BODIES ARE WEIRD.
PRETTY SURE HE WOULD BE INTO IT- WAIT NO IβM GOING TO BE FUCKING BOTH OF YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
could fuck him while i fuck you be the creamy filling in this dave sandwich #nsfw
BDLDJWNFLJEKEL WELL MAYBE I WILL!! MAYBE AFTER IβLL PINYON OVER TOP OF HIM AND FUCK YOU AND KNOWING JOHN HE WILL TRY AND GET IN ON THIS. #NSFW
the more the merrier darlin i aint gonna complain about bedding some gorgeous babes #suggestive
is that so dont you enjoy the anticipation behind it the buildup just a little dash of wonder and fantasy #suggestive
I CANβT BELIEVE I LET YOU GET ME ALL WORKED UP LIKE THIS. MAYBE IβLL ASK JOHN FOR HIS BASEMENT ROOM FOR A WHOLE DAY FOR THIS. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
ive got a way with words but you already know that let me know when and where ill pull up #suggestive
FINE I WILL. JUST NEED TO TALK TO THE OTHER TWO ABOUT IT WHEN JOHN ISNβT HIGH OF HIS MIND.
:33 < efurry dave in existence has a matespurrite :33 < but i don't??? what the furrickin fuck
i wouldn't say every dave
:33 < mew have /two/ :33 < yeaaaah mew are nyot one to talk meowster strider
hehe daveβs really cute when heβs all tied up. i thinned iβm gonna take jknnto the basement for a while. #suggestive #substance
aww you donβt wanna go down to the basement with me? you donβt want to get tied down and messed with till your mind stops working again? #nsfw #suggestive #substance
i never said that but maybe when you're less high cuz if neither of us are thinking then who's flying the plane babe