Dumbfuck in Void
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero I give up
søunds like a fast track tø sømeøne sticking their dick in yøur ear like øne øf dirks weird rentals #nsfw #nsfwe
WHY IS THE IDEA THAT I LIVE 400 ISH YEARS PAST THE EVENTS OF THE GAME HARD TO BELIEVE? THESE ARE NUMBERS I GET FROM OUR “GOD OF TIME” HIMSELF.
4 scøre and søme bullshit agø karkat was like 5 '1 and then pøst game he shøt up like a fuckinh invasive species
SO HELP ME DAVE I WILL BITE YOU SO HARD EVEN THAT STOIC FACE OF YOURS WILL SHOW EMOTION. I’M NOT AN INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN BE BOTH SHARE THIS PLANET. I STILL WISH THE TWO GROUPS WOULD GET ALONG ALREADY.
i knøw babe yøu're the best ever and i wørship the grøund yøu walk øn yøu knøw this
i guess since we are hight posting, i’m 5’9 and still not done growing apparently despite my age. god tiers really do be keeping you guessing.
🔪 babe gimme yøur ankles i prømise i will use the height før gøød
and grøwing.
i thought that was from his last growth spurt… he really is going to out grow both of us..
think that's just høw trølls are
oh ok!! im 6'5" :)
ive been told its t girl swagger :)
i førgøt øk løøk yøu're bønkers tall and i førget that sømetimes
pfft yeah i look like a lamp post haha XD
give me søme øf yøur height i'll pass better
you mean we would pass better :) i kinda like being tall now cuz it means i can pat everyone on the head also the way my powers work it would just be scaling you up like a jpeg and the causes problems biologically if done for too long :/
øh shit fr never thøught abøut that wait is that ønly før humans cuz didn't yøu shrink øur planets døwn døes that hurt the nakødiles
WE REALLY SHOULD MEET UP AT SOME POINT HARLEY.PRETTY SURE JUNE WOULD LIKE TO SEE A VERSION OF HER SISTER AND WATCHING DAVE BE THE SHORT KING HE IS FUN.
what the fuck karkat nøt everyøne can be a fucking brick wall
i think you mean brick shithouse hehe :P
brick shøuthøuse
SINCE DAVE WANTS TO BE AN ASS AND TALK ABOUT MY TERRIBLE SITUATION AT THE DND TABLE, LET ME STATE THAT DAVE STRIDER @TURNAROUNDGODTECH PLAYED A BARD A WHILE BACK AND TRIED TO SEDUCE A FULL FLEDGED DRAGON AND ROLLED A NAT 1 AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP FALLING ON HIS SWORD IN FRONT OF SAID DRAGON GETTING IT TO LAUGH AT HIM INSTEAD AS WE HAD TO LEAVE THE DUNGEON TO REVIVE HIM. WHICH FAILED. HE HAD TO WRITE A NEW CHARACTER THAT NIGHT.
i have nø regrets
think i gøtta kill gød tøday dunnø which øne but søme gød is dying. gød dø i have tø cut dirks head øff again i really døn't wanna dø that tøday #viølence #gøre
I sure hope you aren’t meaning me dude.. I didn’t do anything to deserve you being mean to me besides maybe not talking to you much.
i døn't mean in a mean way yøu had me chøp yøur head øff tø get rid øf a kink in yøur neck last week
Yeah that kink was there for so long because I really put myself through the wringer and stayed up for like 5 days obsessively working on my new bot… don’t tell Jake…
my guy.
i can't dø this i just can't i can't i cant
nø
i just wanna. be øn my øwn.
A LOT HAS CHANGED IN MY LIFE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. BETWEEN LEARNING TO HANDLE MY NEW ABILITIES THANKS TO JUNE USING HER POWERS TO GIVE ME MY GODTIER, TO GETTING PREGNANT, AND AS OF LAST NIGHT, LAYING SAID EGG, THINGS HAVE BEEN… FOR LACK OF BETTER WORDS, CRAZY. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO HAD MY PALMHUSK NUMBER CONTACT ME IN DMS… I HAD TO GET A NEW ONE BECAUSE I BROKE IT DURING ONE OF MY CONTRACTIONS FROM SQUEEZING IT TO HARD. I’M FINE, GAMZEE CLEANED MY HAND OUT AFTER EVERYTHING SETTLED DOWN, AND DAVE BANDAGED IT WHILE IT HEALED, WHICH DIDN’T TAKE LONG. THE EGG IS FINE TOO. NOW IT’S THE ISSUE OF FINDING A GOOD NAME FOR THEM AND FIGURING OUT HOW TO BE A GOOD LUSUS. ANYWAYS THIS WAS STUPID BUT I FELT IT WAS NEEDED I GUESS. #LIFEUPDATES #PREGNACY #EGG # NEWPALMHUSKWHOSTHIS
gOtTa lIkE ThInK BoUt, DoN'T WaNnA Be nO LuSuS Fr. AiN'T EvEn sUrE If i cAn yA KnOw? BuT If dAvE WaNnA, mAyBe.
nø
)O: dAmN Ok, JeEz tHoUgHt wE WeRe bEcOmInG FrIeNdS FiNaLlY Or wHaTeVeR.
what nø i just døn't want tø be a parent i'd fuck that kid up sø bad
bRo yOu lIkE ArE A PaReNt i tHiNk, GrUb aIn't hErE Fr bUt yEaH. dUdE I AiN'T LuSuS MaTeRiAl eItHeR, wE'D FuCk iT Up. WoRsT FoLkS N Us dId iT BuT ToTaLlY GeT. sHiT We aIn't eVeN PaIlEd. ToTaLlY FoRgEt i fUcKiNg mEnTiOnEd iT.
iii stuck my føøt in my møuth again ill just gø sørry
DAVE. WHAT THE FUCK? FIRST OFF SIT DOWN YOU’RE STAYING IN THIS CONVERSATION. SECOND BREATH. GAMZEE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU TOO AND IF YOU JUST KEEP RUNNING FOR CONVERSATIONS THEN IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
he literally said my cønfessiøn tø him came cømpletely put øf nø where and was kinda weird i'm pretty sure that ain't right bae and anyways i really shøuldn't be sticking my nøse intø yøur business løve yøu
YOU’RE NOT STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO MY BUSINESS. SIT. YOUR. ASS. DOWN. JUST BECAUSE IT WAS OUT OF NO WHERE AND A LITTLE WEIRD DOESN’T MEAN HE DISLIKES YOU. HE MIGHT JUST FEEL A DIFFERENT KIND OF ATTRACTION TO YOU. I DON’T REALLY FULLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN YOU TWOS CONVERSATION BUT I KNOW BOTH OF YOU LIKE EACHOTHER A FUCKING LOT AND BOTH OF YOU KEEP TELLING ME BUT NOT LETTING ME HELP! SO EITHER WE DO THIS HERE, GROUP TEXT, OR SO HELP ME IN FINDING BOTH OF YOU, FORCING YOU TWO IN A ROOM WITH ME, AND MAKING YOU TWO TALK! SO BOTH OF YOU PICK YOUR POISON.
bye haha can't dø this rn