♠ hated by @turnaroundGodtech
I didn’t notice it was dave hour, but just because it is don’t mean I won’t speak facts Olive Garden taste like fucking a fucking dumpster truck.
oh good i thought all the daves jerking it in unison actually ended the timeline there for a second
<<"alright, another one from an anonymous user">> <<"asked: "have you or have you not heard that the bird is the word?"">> <<"to which i say: i was under the assumption that everyone had heard">> <<"feel free to ask more!">>
dOn't gEt tO PiTcH FlIrT OfTeN BuT MaKiNg mOtHeRfUcKeRs lOoK StUpId dO GeT My fEeT KiCkInG (o:
hEy mAn, I WaNtEd tO KiSs oN YoU ToO. tHeRe nOw wE'Re fUcKiNg sQuArE. (O:
Some of y'all piss me off. Billy bass ass Dave's.
Whatever I'm letting your Dirk handle this now.
Pe✿ple ✿n this platf✿rm are very...✿pen! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
bRoThEr hE'Ll yElL At mE ToO, sEcReTs mOtHeRfUcKiNg sAfE WiTh mE. (O:
nah i got it on a whim cuz sonemone asked if i wanted it
there aint any way for them to track time signatures or whatever by post alone right
sOuNdS KiNdA LaZy mAn LiKe hAtE A MoThErFuCkEr fOr rEaL At lEaSt /O:
wHaT ThE FuCk i eVeR Do tO YoU DaVe's pErSoNaLlY pHySiCaLlY EvEn iF AnYtHiNg i sHoUlD StIlL WaNnA CrAcK OpEn tHaT TaStY NuGbOnE YoU GoT
tHeN YoU GoTtA KnOw eVeRy tImElInE AiN'T A TrAgEdY mIrAcLeS DoN'T JuSt hApPeN DaVe YoU TaUgHt mE ThAt sHiT WiTh tHe hErEsIeS gOt mY MoThErFuCkIn' ChUcKlE VoOdOo cAuSe oF YoU BrO
dAmN MaN I'M A GrEaT PaIlMaTe, DoN'T Be lIkE ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR )o: i'm rEaL LiKe gEnErOuS AnD ShIt, GeT YoU AlL SoAkEd bEtWeEn tHe kNeEs HoNk #nSfW
I KNEW IT WAS BAIT, JUST CAN'T LET DOWN THE FANS SINCE YOU SO CLEARLY WANTED MY ATTENTION!!!
DON'T SPEAK SO SOON!!! I'M ALWAYS WATCHING HOO HOO!!!
I’M THINKING OF GENRE EXPANDING. MAYBE TO HORROR. GIVE ME SOME ACTUAL GOOD RECOMMENDATIONS, PREFERABLY ONES THAT WILL SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF DAVE.
HII HII HELLOO!!! GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING AN AWESOME DAY, OR NOT HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
Listen, I can feel your unspoken judgment and I’m wvorkin’ on devwelopin’ more hobbies as a newvly unemployed man. The bubble I’m livwin’ in doesn’t appear to havwe a troll ovwerlord as of yet, so maybe that could be fun.
You fucks just h★★★★★★★★★★★★★★dddddd to m★ke him better huh? Couldn't just le★ve well enough ★lone? #d★shw★tching
… IM BEING BULLIED BY BOYFRIEND.
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you ever think something is cherry flavored because it's red but when you eat it it's fucking cinnamon
hey you got drunk a few days back. it’s my turn to get a chance to relax.
STOP IT.
NOT FOR YOU!
… FUCK YOU AND EGBERT.
Haha you shakin like a leaf when you figure out when I have real beef with you. Oh please I wont ease your stresses I'll make you distressed.
Humanussy is gonna get wrecked #nsfw
Str1der over there s1ng1ng an abr1dged vers1on of WAP }:"^
Not that song
my knee hurts so bad this shit is agony someone should impregnate me and see what our kid thinks #nsfw
bulges are fun cause if i get angry i can RIP ----EM OFF AND T)(-E LONG-----ER? T)(-E B----------------------ETTA!!!! #nsfw
i actively crave t)(e worsenin and destruction of anyt)(in wit)(in my orbit. if youre an alco)(olic, ill make ya drink more. if youre an addict, ill enable you to deat)(. i want to enable every worst impulse, every bad idea, every possible maladaptive t)(oug)(tform just to see w)(at it does to you. its like a pressure cooker, endurin and endless. and eit)(er you crumble like coal in my claws as i laug)( seein ya die, or i see a diamond bein born, w)(ic)( is just as beautiful to witness.