dOn't gEt tO PiTcH FlIrT OfTeN BuT MaKiNg mOtHeRfUcKeRs lOoK StUpId dO GeT My fEeT KiCkInG (o:
in my defense i literally just saw this but yeah
D⚣ y⚣u have a 'type' when it c⚣mes t⚣ pitch flirting? ⚣r is it s⚣mething y⚣u just feel in the m⚣ment? #research
oNlY ReAl rEqUiReMeNt iS ThEy mAkE Me lAuGh aNd cAn lIkE KeEp uP. aIn't nO FuN If a mOtHeRfUcKeR DoInG AlL ThE PuNcHiNg. (o:
wAnNa gEt yOuR PiTcH FlIrT On tOo mOtHeRfUcKeR? dIdN'T KnOw hUmAnS HeLd cOw aPpRoVaL So hIgH.
i was already going to reply the cow isn't the reason
yOu mIsS Me oR SoMeThInG MaN? i sTaRt fLiRtInG WiTh aNoThEr dAvE AnD YoU JuSt pOp uP. wHaT'S It mEaN?
i'm not falling for that. i was scrolling chittr in between notification swarms and saw your post, that's it
aNd oUtTa aLl tHe dAvE'S YoU ThOuGhT I WaS TaKiNg tO YoU? yOu'rE ThE OnLy dAvE ThAt tOoK ThE BaIt. (o: WhAt's tHaT ReAlLy sAy bRo?
you're my boyfriends moirail of course i took the fucking bait
aNd i tHiNk yOu sAiD SoMeThInG AbOuT Us dAtInG ToO? cAn't rEmEmBeR If yOu cAlLeD Me a bOyFrIeNd tOo. I'M HiS RaIl, We dOn't gOtTa bE On kIsSiNg tErMs oR AnYtHiNg mAn. SuRe kK ExPlAiNeD ThIs, ReLaTiOnShIpS HiS ThInG.