Dave Strider
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero Don't ask how I cope with shit
back when i was a kid my bro sometimes called me a sponge cuz i just absorbed fucking anything i heard or saw. i do it with language, so i've picked up some alternian, but i think dirk is the one who noticed i do it with nicknames and shit too it's just kinda... wild, how the people you know can change little things about you without you noticing.
dude if i spend too long in proximity to anyone i care about even remotely i tend to start talking like them.
so i get it!!! it is really wild, and really cool. :D
I understand the feeling. I personally love it, its as though im receiving a small part of the people I love, and giving them a small part of me in return. ♥︎
matesprit staring down at me while i call him pretty between bites call that shrodingers quadrant
IS IT REALLY FUN TO MAKE FUN OF ME ON CHITTR WHEN I’M LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SHEDDING?
how do you get an egbert off the roof if he's high af time sensitive(lmao) question
man wtf kinda horny beam did dirk blast into rosebot when he built her cuz she's freaky af /pos #liveyourliferose #nsfw
kneecapping my boyfriends so they can't stop me from using the kitchen
YOU CAN COOK OR BAKE ALL YOU WANT JUST DON’T MAKE ME EAT IT. ALSO PRETTY SURE JOHN HATES YOU TOUCHING „HIS“ OVEN.
i would if he didn’t nearly burn down the kitchen just yesterday from trying to boil water for noodles.
THAT’S LIKE 20ISH HUMAN YEARS FROM NOW. I DIDN’T TELL HIM HE COULDN’T BUT THAT I DIDN’T WANT TO EAT IT. HE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO THE GRILL.
yeah, that i do remember... like before he blitzed his kitchen chakra and was still making food a starving trash panda couldn't shove down its ravenous gullet, he was always out there making hotdogs in the summer. 8J still is!! but now he can like, make pasta too.
YEAH HE CAN MAKE REALLY GOOD RIBS TOO. FUCK NOW I’M HUNGRY FOR THEM AND IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE.
fuuuuck me too!!!! how dare you subject my pan to this impotent craving!!!! XP
oh joy more hacking
sometimes a family can be two humans, a troll, and one of the humans crazy sex dungeon he locks the other two in sometimes ♡ #nsfw
DAVE STRIDER STOP AIRING OUT OUR RELATIONSHIP ON SOCIAL MEDIA!
relax karkat! dave is just having fun with chittr. you don’t need to be so uptight or… do i need to help you relax?
ZXOZXOHCOVKJVDUVEUV JOHN SHUT UP!! NOT EVERYONE IN THE KNOWN MULTIVERSE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE!
karkat really. relax. things like this seem to get over looked by the other people on here. your the only one making a big deal out of it.
... may as well do one quick hornypost i guess kinda hot to imagine getting cornered in the shower by a partner, having them slide their hands along my waterslick body, and whisper in my ear what they wanna do to me. taking advantage of the easy access and fucking me against the shower wall, bending me over the edge of the tub, that sort of thing. any of the above?? iunno. maybe messing with the temperature dial sometimes to give a cold shock? temp plays kinda hot. #hornyposting #nsfw don't fuck in the shower yall it's dangerous
DAVE YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU AND JOHN WERE UP TO. I COULD HEAR YOU BOTH IN THE OTHER ROOM FROM DOWN THE HALL.
YOU AND JOHN HAVE BEEN PRESSURING ME INTO MAKING ONE OF THESE STUPID ACCOUNTS. ALSO JOHN PROMISED SOMETHING IF I FINALLY MADE IT SO I DID.
UH NOTHING I’M GOING TO SAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA IS WHAT! YOU COULD JUST COME TO MY ROOM AND ASK ME IN PERSON YOU KNOW.
honestly shocked my kult and kull are so close cuz like i'm a jackass on purpose
how much of the kull score is from hatebot tho. gotta keep dat in mind.
whoa did chottr just break for a sec-
wish karkat had more confidence his singing is great
ugh, all this talk on the tl is putting me in a mood damn. #suggestive
update the cape is like mostly done lmao
feel like its been too long since i heard a stupid troll sex insult toss some my way i wanna surprise karkat
why the fuck did i decide to remake my godtier how the fuck do you sew square scallops on a goddamn curve
not a fan of makara on a good day so i'm gonna chill at jinxs party
why do trolls call me hatebait what does that shit mean also i'm not actually listening and don't care
:33< yeah and that makes you attractive to some trolls in a very specific way, furtunately or not
why do i hear boss music
some trolls just cant take trolling
Haha you shakin like a leaf when you figure out when I have real beef with you. Oh please I wont ease your stresses I'll make you distressed.
now from the top, make it drop, that's a wet ass trussy #nsfw
