Dumbfuck in Void
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero I give up
where are my damn partners when i need them dammit #suggestive
yøu ever wear pants that are a tøuch tøø tight and stretch and the crøtch rubs yøu sø gøød før a secønd that yøu freeze up #nsfw
:33 < this is why i can't wear tight pants i pawlways go with baggy :33 < i can't be mid hunt and suddenly i'm soaked through and yowling :00 < nsfw
sounds like they need to be a bit tighter. #nsfw
it's been a few høurs is jøhn still being a needy puppy før that brø ør are we chill #nsfw #dashwatch
from the conversation we had, you already did. so its my turn. if you didnt get the video then who the fuck did i send it too? exactly i did all the work so i get most of him. you back off and find your own.
that was only twice, in the grand scheme of things it's nothing. send a few more this time, i'd like to start a collection. you've had most of him you selfish prick. the other's on this site a too pathetic for my liking, they can't even pretend to hate it well.
will do if i can get more than just him in bed with others. #nsfw really like i would figure a good portion of them would get the ick instantly but then be all up all on you. and over course im going to have most of him. if you put in the work i did to get him this way you would want to have most of him too. i know because despite being an alternate of you we have very similar ideals in this department. if anyones being selfish here its dave. i’m pretty sure we can both agree on that.
hm. a dave orgy does sound appealing. no, all of them have been so shameless, it's annoying. and you've had him to to yourself, we've shared him, i was more than patient then. i don't like that i agree with you but yes. that too. all he does when he's on here is parade around. that's your fault too i assume, since you want to take credit for him being like this.
well then you and i need to figure out some sort of solution because im not going to let you have him a bunch. i may have had him a bunch when he was younger but let me remind you, i wasnt in control. back then my head was bein’ messed up by that fucking puppet. now that ive been resurrected i havent even had a chance to have him to myself because egbert and vantass has been around him. oh thats something from his own personality. tried to break that part for sure but its the only part that keeps coming back every time.
we do. let dave decide, he's great at making terrible decisions. not in control but you remember everything, enjoyed it even. I think you just thank lil cal. sounds like he did all the work. really? not a single moment alone? he must like me more, idiot paid me a lil visit after our strife, could barely get him to leave.
nah man he made sure i remembered every minute of it. still my body that did the work and that sick subconscious i have. i swear that little twink really has problems with being alone i swear.
see, could have been cruel, just used you to get to him. lil cal's always good to us. yeah, i wonder why , all your "training" fucked him up in the best way.
that was the cruel part. seeing it and feeling it while not getting a say after a while just makes you really want it more and sucks when you cant get it. i mean yeah but it sucks that i couldnt get him to remember his place when i tell him what to do. #abuse
sounds like you're just greedy. again i see where dave gets it from. you have all the time in the world to bother the lil man, cal was generous letting me cross timelines. i'm sure you know where he lives. it's cute, annoying but cute. a little correction keeps it interesting.
up in the mines, røck hard. #nsfw
døn't call me sir dude i am just a guy i was talking abøut my dick #nsfw
what dave døes that jøhn beløng tø sømeøne get yøur desperate twink
You little bastard, for your sake he better not put me in a sour mood.
hey @deltafriedtimeus yøu've been with høpe the whøle time right is sex with an elder gød different then nørmal jake? #nsfw
You really egging on me right now little dude?? For your info i havent fucked hope even if i wanted to. Something tells me if i did that i would either have the forever end or i would somehow hurt jakes body to much that he couldn't come back.
II2 2day me22 wiith diirk day? Beecau2e iif iit ii2 ii need 2 know 2o eriidan can 2hiit on the other priince.
A god. Hes a god in human skin.. like biblical. The whole idea that you cant look them in the eyes without going either crazy or dieing is still a thing.
sleeping naked øn the yes pilløw cuz my tired ass needs a sleepy day and this way i dønt gøtta get øut øf bed før høurs. #nsfw #nsfwe #cw_sømnøphilia
well i know where im going to be for the next day or so.
#wetpussywednesday #nsfw
straight up bøuncing øn it, and by it, hehe, i mean the furniture
i say "be grateful" irønically. i'm just øne dave in a paradøx nebula øf strider døuchebags. i knøw me pøsting a selfie isn't special
was gønna pøst this før #maidmønday but a certain sømeøne kept interrupting me be fucking glad i pøsted this i fucking hate cameras øn me #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.cøm/files/29e5608bd107.png
i thøught it løøked a bit cømical but june said the same thing
karkat is rambling abøut a cute øtter and i finally løøk and it's a fucking twink can't have shit in this høuse.
I SWEAR TO GOG DAVE. FIRST OFF FUCK OFF. I KNOW YOUR SEARCH HISTORY AND WILL BLOW YOU UP. SECOND… HES CUTE IN A NICE KIND OF WAY.
NO I WONT BLOW YOU UP WITH TNT. BUT I WILL BLOW UP YOUR CHITTER ACCOUNT.
cønspiracy theøry that @imjuniør is actually nø lønger under dirks cøntrøl and is in fact a puppet tø a sentient pig
cønsequences øf wake up bløw jøbs is nøt being able tø get øut øf bed apparently øøps #nsfw
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⚠︎ I. Just got on this website and I'm already seeing things like this⸮ ⚠︎ ...Not complaining.
waking by bøyfriends up with a bløw jøb sø they døn't nøtice i brøke a plate by accident #nsfw
june slapped my ass and it genuinely jiggled i need tø dø sømething abøut this i swear she's getting me fatter øn purpøse #nsfw
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idk why anyøne is ever shøcked by what i chitt
People Should Know What To Expect, Clearly It Is Their Fault For Failing To Read Your Mind
i. sørry i førgøt what i was gønna write when i prøcessed whø slash what yøu meant
psychic cløaca attack #nsfw
i had a jøke but i'm tøø intimidated tø make it with certain røses øn the dash rn
damn sø much red and ørange øn the dash tøday we døing anøther davehøur ør sømething? #stridersaturday
