
Dr. Jade Harley
@geigerGestalt
here to document my scientific studies!!! this is going to be so much fun (i also have a degree in astrophysics hehe)

▼being serious, if you're in Outglut and you see her, message me right away, whole cloister's worried sick▲ ▼least i know what they were calling me all the time about now▲
> could someone point me in the direction of a few cybernetic lifeforms that might be using this site???
> on a lighter note, i managed to use the portal gun prototype to eat myself out and won a bet in the process!!! i finally proved ishimura wrong on something and i had a lot of fun :P #nsfw
> temporal transportalizer imploded. apparently, creating it triggered a paradox somehow, and paradox space saw fit to correct that error by... sucking it into a tiny black hole??? this was certainly the outcome dr. ishimura was expecting, in their wealth of knowledge, but i thought there had to be a way, we could make it work!!! but i was wrong...
> i disappeared for like 5 months and eridan is everywhere what the fuck happened????
> i wonder if i should get that old temporal transportalizer project back up and running... might not get anywhere without dave working on it, but i can try! ive got enough memory of his line of study anyway. if not, i can always ask aradia.
> so recently i discovered that with my higher aspect mastery, i can actually create little spherical pockets of space completely separate from the broader universe!!! currently i can only make them up to 9.5 inches in diameter (from our position, relatively speaking) but i'll probably be able to improve that a bit. the point is I CAN CREATE A TINY POCKET UNIVERSE AND HOLD IT IN MY HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA END LOG




