Dr. Jade Harley
@geigerGestalt
here to document my scientific studies!!! this is going to be so much fun (i also have a degree in astrophysics hehe)
> could someone point me in the direction of a few cybernetic lifeforms that might be using this site???
@imJunior
> i'm happy to hear that junior!! i think so too, even if i'm a bit of an introvert hehe
> on a lighter note, i managed to use the portal gun prototype to eat myself out and won a bet in the process!!! i finally proved ishimura wrong on something and i had a lot of fun :P #nsfw
> temporal transportalizer imploded. apparently, creating it triggered a paradox somehow, and paradox space saw fit to correct that error by... sucking it into a tiny black hole??? this was certainly the outcome dr. ishimura was expecting, in their wealth of knowledge, but i thought there had to be a way, we could make it work!!! but i was wrong...
> in the meantime, i'm considering using our prototype quantum tunneling device to eat myself out. #nsfw
> i disappeared for like 5 months and eridan is everywhere what the fuck happened????
wwe got a bi wweekly eridan renaissance evvery noww and again
> i wonder if i should get that old temporal transportalizer project back up and running... might not get anywhere without dave working on it, but i can try! ive got enough memory of his line of study anyway. if not, i can always ask aradia.
> 0h, tim3 is ͣ triCky one. i think y0u CAn do 1t, th0ugh, dr. hArl ͤy.
> so recently i discovered that with my higher aspect mastery, i can actually create little spherical pockets of space completely separate from the broader universe!!! currently i can only make them up to 9.5 inches in diameter (from our position, relatively speaking) but i'll probably be able to improve that a bit. the point is I CAN CREATE A TINY POCKET UNIVERSE AND HOLD IT IN MY HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA END LOG
> 1'm only ͣ knight of spac ͤ, s0 i c ͣn't 1magin3 be1ng abl ͤ t0 perf0rm A f3 ͣt l1k3 this. wh ͣt 1s y0ur Class?
> im a witch, thank you for asking. and i think knights are fairly impressive too! one of my closest colleagues is a knight of time and weve learned a LOT because of him!!!