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₍^. .^₎⟆ The body of a hunter!! #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-sse/!mages/100280781_elo6pmBOsHeAK!V.png~
(( How bizarre ))
(( DO IT. ))
✿ how i feel like talking 2 some of u guys btw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364948_4tyhiH3H0wHuEqv.jpg
Caw caw fuck yeah.
caw caw motherfucker
whenever i get a house of my own im gonna do whats called an evil house tour where the camera is just pointed at my face way too closely and you barely see any of the house past me and im gonna still be saying shit like "so this is the bathroom i tried really hard to use color theory in it" and you just dont goddamn see it
Nic3 cock
Bruh ya cant ju2t go around a2kin p3opl3 why th3y purpl3 dud3
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.
no its chill kars asleep now so you can squirm around under the fridge if you want
yea rude to ask me for food on my wedding night but ur a dave so its chill
just ate three pieces of pizza and called my husband a skank this is love
lil bro just had a fucking stroke and said "i'll live probably"
yeah are you okay dude
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
just had the first chittr wedding ever are you guys proud of me
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab6298f69f8d.png #nsfw
i just popped the question we are getting married in like twelve minutes #striders #lalondes are welcome #egberts are not sorry
shout out me im unc kinda
lil funny seeing everyone talk about having or wanting partners. especially other daves. lol over here #aro as hell
costs a dave and a bro
once in a purple dave
dont judge a strider by its shades is this bit overplayed yet
I'll forgive the pickle slander because you put that image in my head, and because you're correct in saying that SC&O is the king of potato chip flavors.
see its like kinda hot in some kinda #selflove way right like damn thats me im makin out with
give me apples please
I HAVE GOT TO GET MY BULGE SUCKED. #NSFW
hold on being summoned to the torment nexus.
hello there this is your rapgod instructor here to teach you about rapping and efficiency its honestly quite easy
_@¡Purple iiss a niicce ccolor! And yyou sseem veryy niicce, sso II wouldn't miind jusst beiing friiendss! ^_^¡@_
think id do well being experimented on. weird sexual style #nsfw
_@¡>///< II WASS NOT EXPECCTIING THIISS!! UM!! HII!!¡@_
ykw any dave can be any color not just orange or red you are sick as fuck man
god why was everyone so excited to either tell me theyre upset with me being alive or happy
Dxn't wxrry lean Dave. Sxmexne (prxbably anxther Dave) will eventvally shxw vp.
People confuse me.
Oh. I don't think they SHOULD do it, to be clear. Absolutely terrible behavior. But people are very contrary.
Performing now #LIVE at #EridanWeek! Happy wriggling day to @karnalDetente and @karnalDetente#8255 respectfully! daleee
nah not soft. let it out.
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https://miro.medium.com/1*1LPBUmm5gjoDfet6AzMf1A.gif nothing ever happens
what the fuck do you keep on the third and fourth
if not booed then cancelled very quickly
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #NEWPFP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5be44057d216.png
no theres just naturally a lot of bros and a few dirks running around
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apparently missed a crash of sorts. glad i did, woulda been awful confused.
Mmm yummy server wires.
did i happen to log on after the server stopped crashing?
go for it man dig in
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
when are chittr groups and chittr stages dropping please let me talk about some dumb ass shit and get booed off the stage
i wish when i blocked someone i didnt even have to acknowledge they existed on my page
I'm sorry did I read that right? Is this Elder God going to see... Mario Galaxy? @televisionTykhon
Anyone got any tips for getting black lipstick stains out in the wash, asking for a friend. #vagueposting
HAPPY #APRILFOOLS. I BRING YOU MY FAVORITE JOKE FOR THE OCCASION. THERE ONCE WAS A BUSINESSMAN OF REASONABLE SUCCESS. THOUGH HE LIKED THE WORK HE DID, THE MONOTONY WAS STARTING TO WEAR HIM DOWN. LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE HAD A LOT OF VACATION TIME HE WAS ABLE TO USE, SO FOR A CHANGE A SCENERY, HE DECIDED TO HIKE ACROSS EUROPE. FOR MOST OF HIS TRIP, THE WEATHER WAS PLEASANT, NOT AS WARM AS THE HOME HE WAS USED TO, BUT THAT WAS THE PERFECT THING FOR OUTDOOR ACTIVITY. HOWEVER, THE WEATHER TURNED OUT TO BE MORE FICKLE THAN HE ANTICIPATED, AND HE GOT CAUGHT IN A RAINSTORM WHILE HIKING IN THE WOODS. HIKING BACK THE WAY HE CAME WOULD BE A LONGER AND MORE DANGEROUS PATH THAN PRESSING FORWARD, SO PRESS FORWARD HE DID. AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT, HE CAME ACROSS A MONASTERY THAT WELCOMED HIM IN KINDLY. THE MONKS THERE DRIED AND FED HIM AND ALLOWED HIM TO STAY IN ONE OF THEIR ROOMS OVERNIGHT SINCE THE RAIN WOULD NOT LET UP UNTIL NIGHTFALL. AS HE WAS GETTING COMFORTABLE IN HIS TEMPORARY LODGINGS, HE HEARD A CURIOUS NOISE FROM THE HALLWAY. THE MAN PEEKED HIS HEAD OUT, BUT DIDN'T SEE ANYONE ELSE AROUND. HE WAS ABOUT TO WRITE IT OFF, WHEN HE HEARD THE NOISE AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE FOLLOWED THE SOUND TO A HIGHLY CONSPICUOUS LOCKED DOOR-- TEN FEET TALL, SOLID WOOD, THE KIND THAT WOULD TAKE MULTIPLE MEN TO OPEN. NOW, THE MAN DIDN'T WANT TO PESTER THE MONKS WHO HAD SHOWN HIM SUCH HOSPITATILY, SO HE DECIDED TO RETIRE FOR THE NIGHT AND DO HIS BEST TO IGNORE THE NOISE. IT WASN'T A VERY RESTFUL SLUMBER, BUT EVENTUALLY, MORNING CAME. OVER BREAKFAST, THE MAN THANKED THE MONKS PROFUSELY FOR THEIR GENEROSITY, BUT BEFORE HE COULD LEAVE, HE JUST NEEDED TO ASK WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT MASSIVE WOODEN DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY. THE MONKS SMILED AND SHOOK THEIR HEADS. THEY UNDERSTOOD HIS CURIOSITY, BUT THEY COULD NOT TELL HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A MONK. THE MAN WANTED TO PRESS FURTHER, BUT IN THE END HE ACCEPTED THEIR REFUSAL AND LEFT QUIETLY. WHEN THE MAN RETURNED HOME FROM HIS VACATION, THE NOISE HE HEARD IN THAT MONASTERY PLAYED IN HIS DREAMS EVERY NIGHT. THE THOUGHTS OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN BEHIND THAT DOOR KEEP HIM DISTRACTED, EVEN AT WORK, UNTIL HIS COMPANY TAKES NOTICE AND TELLS HIM TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO FIGURE HIS PERSONAL AFFAIRS OUT, OR ELSE. TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY, THE MAN HURRIEDLY PACKS AS SMALL OF A BAG AS HE CAN AND TAKES THE SOONEST FLIGHT AVAILABLE BACK TO THAT COUNTRY WHERE HE'D FOUND THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS SEEMED ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. WHEN HE EXPLAINED HIS DREAMS, AND HIS JOB, AND HIS SPIRALING MENTAL STATE, THEY SEEMED SYMPATHETIC, BUT THEY STILL WOULD NOT TELL HIM WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT DOOR. WELL, IF HE HAD TO BE A MONK TO KNOW THE SECRET, THEN THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO. THE MAN SWORE TO CUT TIES WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD AND DEVOTE HIMSELF TO THE WORK OF THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS ACCEPTED HIM, AND HE BEGAN HIS NEW LIFE OF DEVOTION. HE SPENT HIS FIRST FEW MONTHS DOING MENIAL CHORES AND THE NEXT FEW MONTHS LEARNING THEIR SCRIPTURES, BUT AFTER A YEAR, HE'S FINALLY DEEMED READY TO SEE BEHIND THAT DOOR WHICH HAS PLAGUED HIS MIND ALL THIS TIME. THE ELDEST MONK IN THE MONASTERY HANDS HIM A RING OF MANY ODD LOOKING KEYS, POINTS TO THE OLDEST AND RUSTIEST OF THEM, AND TELLS HIM THAT IS THE FIRST ONE HE WILL NEED. CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE'S MEANT TO GET THAT ENORMOUS DOOR OPEN ALONE AND WHAT HE COULD POSSIBLY NEED SO MANY KEYS FOR, THE MAN NONETHELESS RUSHES DOWN THE HALL TO THE DOOR. THE OLD RUSTY KEY FITS PERFECTLY INTO THE LOCK, TURNS EFFORTLESSLY, AND THE GRAND OLD DOOR SWINGS OPEN AS THOUGH IT WEIGHS NOTHING. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF FINDING THE SOURCE OF THE NOISE, HE'S FACED WITH ANOTHER DOOR. THIS ONE IS SMALLER THAN THE FIRST AND PAINTED BLUE WITH A SHINY GOLD KNOB. THE MAN LOOKS THROUGH THE KEYRING, FINDS A GOLD KEY IN THE RIGHT SIZE, AND OPENS THE SECOND DOOR. THIS HAPPENS MANY MORE TIMES. HE OPENS A DOOR MADE OF SMOOTH BLACK STONE, A DOOR SO SMALL HE HAS TO CRAWL THROUGH IT, AND A GLIMMERING GOLDEN DOOR LADEN WITH JEWELS, AMONG OTHERS. BUT THE MAN'S PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF. WHEN THERE'S ONLY ONE LAST KEY ON THE RING THAT REMAINS UNUSED, AND THAT MYSTERIOUS NOISE FILLS THE LAST CHAMBER AS CLEARLY AS HE'S EVER HEARD IT, HE HOLDS HIS BREATH, BRACES HIMSELF, AND OPENS THAT DOOR.
#nowplaying the beautiful sounds of nature because im #outside theres a creek nearby and everything
planting trees and fertilizing them so they get hella big #bignaturals
i prefer kissing [redacted]
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
I'm noot a vioolent persoon but i see any moore human with the Strider caste name i might actually goo apeshit and stab them with my oown twoo hoorns
you are so much funnier than me
probably have it opened while they are sleeping or just being stupid in dms
well stop having nature
teto stop hating
give it to me baby UHUH UHUH and all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy #lyricsposting #tryingtoimpresshimisitworking