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bitches will hate you for the most inconsequential things like so what if i ate the subway sandwich in two bites you just dont appreciate the finer things in life like me
you are purple and i am green im putting together a team
Reborn Beforus AU Cronus Ampora | ooc: @kingGreed Premise: The results of winning sgrub resulted in the reset of everything; things were put back into place. Beforus was revived, and the Beforan trolls reincarnated to be the descendants of their Alternian descendants. Cronus, being one of them, was raised to be for the Empire. So, for the sake of clarification, Dualscar and HIM exist at the same time. This Au is just me, but if anyone is interested in writing other reborn dancestors mayhaps... HMU.

:33< hi upside down man im shitpeta
holy shit there's purple ones too...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

yessss
imagining what it would be like to feel a version of myself. inside of myself. what would that be like. how would it feel #nsfw #selfcest
With the Midnight City Charity Ball tomorrow, we're taking last minute RSVPs to the event! While you can walk in and stay as long as you donate and arrive in formal attire, pre-notice helps us account for more individuals during the event! I'm happy to announce we'll be opening the outdoor annex to account for the size of attendees and for a better show of the firework display that will happen before the nights end. We'll be opening the doors tomorrow at around (4 PM MST) so please prepare accordingly! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/12eMSToEq2--2w-QHe1YNQj88rphi9fyNCZoJ-boU79Y/edit#responses https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfoHR5vZ0GAVkUJ3H2riloSqJ7OpRfu0HVXEkIG7RrBuzrdoQ/viewform?usp=header

your baby is worthless if it isnt a dj

sure.

[|87 :: T00 emot;onal? T00 horny? T00 ;ntell;gent for your own g00d? 1 have the solut;on! L O B O T O M Y #v;olence #nsfw?
@jengdezant on twitter #nsfw https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1410051356344979506/1500240146027511858/20260503_055742.jpg?ex=69f7b703&is=69f66583&hm=c54bf0efec1088ada5fef6af211c03279a48bb864c3c3eb6cdcd8ddb55754ae6&=&format=webp&width=1957&height=2675

I love protecting my peace <3

Hello, Purple Dave.

I wish I knew.
I Told Him A Bad Joke Lol Https://i.ibb.co/n8n8rxtk/img-7001.jpg

im in this guy'nts dms and they think im nuts lol.

i'll see about gettin myself a verified and trans badge later im lazy rn.

uhhhhh... make sure the venue youre supposed to go to doesnt double book you on purpose with the guy who was literally raised by )(er fishiness lest the two of you get to beatin the fuck outta each other at 12am with paparazzi chasing after you assuming you guys are pitch.

wow i have fans, fuck yeah.
how are yall doing tonight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d5bf2ab3a42.png
played hopscotch today got called an unc by a toddler wtf dude
I think some of the weirdest shit is how gods can still get sick. We can control elements and shit but get knocked out by colds.
I be out here collecting Daves which is pretty cool You guys rock
Man in this economy at least pay the wi-fi bill
Can there be more men posting their nudes and saucy pictures? No offense to women by the way, I just have a preference. >8) #nsfw

hm well i see one version of me is doing awesome and another absolutely fucking terrible the duality of daves

if you ever feel safe just know im out there and have the ability to call upon four pug dogs to make my kicks rival motherfuckin captain falcon

if you threaten me i will yell crappy baby gang assemble and four pug dogs latch onto my ass and thighs and my kicks become so powerful i get free haircuts at jcpenny but i was born without hair

(( Hope you had fun at the meetup!!!
Oven was broken at the time and stuck on some 220°C, so I had to make do. Behold, my @crystalLakeside / @crystallakeCamper cherry pie. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG-20260313-WA0001.jpg
who wants to do a size comparison with me? :D #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/fullbod.png
thank you bro i live to please the masses with my noggin
call me purple guy the way i always cum back #nsfw

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 This is exactly what I expect someone who consumed and partook in enough Potassium Permanganate to turn their nether regions purple would see in their vision. You should really get that looked at and seek help. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb35d635e7f6.png/ #seekmedicalattention #poison #hallucinations #purple 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
You're in a Donkey Kong Country game. Remember that if you roll before you jump, you can get extra height, and hop mid-air.
this goes out to all the gay people yeah i kiss dudes and thats ok but i also kiss girls cause im not really gay all gay people should be able to do whatever cept kiss outside of the victorias secret ever thats fucking weird dont do that mic drop #rap
honestly i couldve been a gold medal winner figure skater cause spinnings in my nature its written into my dna im just choosing to spin records instead since its my fuckin calling yknow
You wanna prove that to me? #Suggestive
Awh. Now don't go hiding away! I'd h8 to see a guy cute as you shun yourself from society!
sinnce it's smmack dab inn the mmiddle of the smmall hours. i thinnk it's ann appropriate timme to share or whatever if you're mmeann to mme though i will be like. really reeeaaally sad #nnsfw #bulgepics https://immages.squidge.org/immages/2026/04/09/Unntitled457.pnng
feast your eyes/glance nuggets/whatever the fuck you have #nsfw ? #suggestive https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/ultimate%20mogger.png
youre not hosting a real fuckin party without hiring me to turn the tables at the joint if you want to get the crowd pumping get dj strider in the booth man

common misconception purple is actualy my favorite color
kinda wondering how a poly would go with another version of myself and 2 other guys

ᐖ LEFT! NO! ᑈRUMBZ!!!!!1!!1 @MERᑈURIALGOREPRIEST #NSFW HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/9ᐖᑈF4B6ᐖ9A1A.PNG ᐛ

[[ I know but I won't spill... xD HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM ME AGAIN! ]]

(( Joyous occasion of birthing
(( OOC hey though sincere reminder if you are a minor *please* get off this site. yes. you reading this. like. literally WE, the adults, will be the ones held responsible for you being here, even if you lie about your age or hide it. you are endangering yourself and others. im sure there are better spaces for you to rp if you look. be safe. sorry i just had to get that out there.

soo are we about to see brobot and hate bot like hate snog

a lil snippet from last nites party ft. @aventurineCopycat ;) #selfie^2 #cuties https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27aa623763ac.png
YOU ALL SUCK AT PICKUP LINES, AS IF THEY EVER HELPED YOU FIND A QUADMATE ANYWAY AND DIDN'T JUST MAKE EVERYONE IN THE UNLUCKY VICINITY UNCOMFORTABLE AT BEST.

I 2tart3d a r3volution
if we're sharing beetles, i gotta toss my hat into the ring lololol check out these bad boys the steelblue ladybird beetle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64a7a4c47bf1.jpg
ok yo im crow dont call me dave pls i wanna make that very clear uhhhh i have like basic interests he / him / crow or something - OOC | v dont be weird thats really all i have to say, also no nsfw or anything. ok? ok.

good news the joint is fine bad news i have to rework some fucking wires around in that thang

now why the fuck is my hip joint locked up
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
((BTW I AM LIKE DEADASS OPEN TO 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 ROLEPLAYS TODAY BECAUSE I NEED TO REBUILD MY EXPERIENCE LMFAO. IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS. I DON'T BITE, I PROMISE. #NSFW))
(( OOC Please treat my OOC posts like I am another human don't hate if you don't like it please just ignore it or I will block you. Ramblings of a mad man read or don't but I encourage you to if you like my Dirk. My Dirk is not set in the same time as canon Dirk he's set in 2050 and he is 30 years old His Jane is dead, His Roxy ignores him, and his Jake is his only friend besides the robots. His Dave is not at all in any which way cool or interesting he's an asshole who left Dirk alone on a private island so nobody could easily access him because he is like most alpha Dave's ridiculously famous. His Dave finally came home when he was 29 and 4 days later on Dirk's birthday he overdosed on cocaine in his room Dirk hadn't opened the door he only knew cause of the smell he finally opened the door to make his bro a sprite. Dirk is in all meanings of the words a loser, loner, ridiculously stupid, and he is childish. My Jake has never grown up fully he lives in a city, has a job, a wife, and kids but he has whimsy that he expresses with Dirk. My Dirk lives in a normal world and can leave the island at anytime he wanted sure but he's terrified of the outside (Agoraphobia) and what comes with seeing other people face to face. So he stays inside with his robots, the trash, and the awful rotting smell of his bro. Until he discovers Sburb something not of his timeline. Something he can use to finally see Jake in real life. Apologies if any of this alarms you. My Dirk is def not for all and that's fine he's my baby. Any thoughts or feelings are always appreciated as long as they are not just blatantly rude. #gore #substances #cw-self-harm #horror ))
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
=:) Hehehe cr|s|s averted, a b|tch happy now~! https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/117865413_rvwOLqLe09K8xVj.png~
kicking my feet giggling i haven't roleplayed in literal years and i love roleplaying sm and the people that are in the community everyone is so cool and awesome >v< admittedly i should have returned to roleplaying sooner but after some certain events in my life i had been offput from the topic out of fear (don't wanna describe them rn, they're blagh) and i also just never really found a website in specific that i vibed with after the one i had been using like. Shut Down For Good right after I left lol fun fact- this is my first time rping proper on an actual webbedsite for homestuck specifically!!! i had originally either rped different fandom stuff on the other site or in discords that eventually got nuked one way or another (at least i think that's what happened to them-)
<:- I'm To‖d Śè‖fièś Arè A Common Practicè On Śitèś ‖ikè Thiś Śo. Śomè Frièndś From Work! :} Httpś://i.ibb.co/9c8cyyx/img-6763.png -:>

i will never mentally recover from this </3
A only got ane picture o myself. A wis angry aboot somethin stupid an eridan says. funny enouch tae share A think. https://64.media.tumblr.com/eaf7e3b345ef06875fdbc5e4dc1595a2/de3093c689845e2f-e3/s1280x1920/ffe8ea3abb2eff69112e830143718187d263f1e7.png (( ooc: it's the only picture i've drawn of him I like LOL))

guess i wasnt as gentle gnawing on the server as i thought

its fine the site wont crash B) im being so gentle here

sorry if the site is slow to do shit im gnawing on the server
₍^. .^₎⟆ The body of a hunter!! #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-sse/!mages/100280781_elo6pmBOsHeAK!V.png~
whenever i get a house of my own im gonna do whats called an evil house tour where the camera is just pointed at my face way too closely and you barely see any of the house past me and im gonna still be saying shit like "so this is the bathroom i tried really hard to use color theory in it" and you just dont goddamn see it

got busy whats up chittr

Nic3 cock
iT WiLl mOsT LiKeY CoOk tHe fIsH My gUy

Bruh ya cant ju2t go around a2kin p3opl3 why th3y purpl3 dud3
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.

Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab6298f69f8d.png #nsfw

I'll forgive the pickle slander because you put that image in my head, and because you're correct in saying that SC&O is the king of potato chip flavors.
see its like kinda hot in some kinda #selflove way right like damn thats me im makin out with
I HAVE GOT TO GET MY BULGE SUCKED. #NSFW
_@¡Purple iiss a niicce ccolor! And yyou sseem veryy niicce, sso II wouldn't miind jusst beiing friiendss! ^_^¡@_
_@¡>///< II WASS NOT EXPECCTIING THIISS!! UM!! HII!!¡@_
Dxn't wxrry lean Dave. Sxmexne (prxbably anxther Dave) will eventvally shxw vp.

People confuse me.

Oh. I don't think they SHOULD do it, to be clear. Absolutely terrible behavior. But people are very contrary.
Performing now #LIVE at #EridanWeek! Happy wriggling day to @karnalDetente and @karnalDetente#8255 respectfully! daleee

nah not soft. let it out.

https://miro.medium.com/1*1LPBUmm5gjoDfet6AzMf1A.gif nothing ever happens

what the fuck do you keep on the third and fourth

if not booed then cancelled very quickly

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #NEWPFP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5be44057d216.png

🤷♂️
apparently missed a crash of sorts. glad i did, woulda been awful confused.

Mmm yummy server wires.

did i happen to log on after the server stopped crashing?
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw

when are chittr groups and chittr stages dropping please let me talk about some dumb ass shit and get booed off the stage

i wish when i blocked someone i didnt even have to acknowledge they existed on my page

I'm sorry did I read that right? Is this Elder God going to see... Mario Galaxy? @televisionTykhon

Anyone got any tips for getting black lipstick stains out in the wash, asking for a friend. #vagueposting
HAPPY #APRILFOOLS. I BRING YOU MY FAVORITE JOKE FOR THE OCCASION. THERE ONCE WAS A BUSINESSMAN OF REASONABLE SUCCESS. THOUGH HE LIKED THE WORK HE DID, THE MONOTONY WAS STARTING TO WEAR HIM DOWN. LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE HAD A LOT OF VACATION TIME HE WAS ABLE TO USE, SO FOR A CHANGE A SCENERY, HE DECIDED TO HIKE ACROSS EUROPE. FOR MOST OF HIS TRIP, THE WEATHER WAS PLEASANT, NOT AS WARM AS THE HOME HE WAS USED TO, BUT THAT WAS THE PERFECT THING FOR OUTDOOR ACTIVITY. HOWEVER, THE WEATHER TURNED OUT TO BE MORE FICKLE THAN HE ANTICIPATED, AND HE GOT CAUGHT IN A RAINSTORM WHILE HIKING IN THE WOODS. HIKING BACK THE WAY HE CAME WOULD BE A LONGER AND MORE DANGEROUS PATH THAN PRESSING FORWARD, SO PRESS FORWARD HE DID. AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT, HE CAME ACROSS A MONASTERY THAT WELCOMED HIM IN KINDLY. THE MONKS THERE DRIED AND FED HIM AND ALLOWED HIM TO STAY IN ONE OF THEIR ROOMS OVERNIGHT SINCE THE RAIN WOULD NOT LET UP UNTIL NIGHTFALL. AS HE WAS GETTING COMFORTABLE IN HIS TEMPORARY LODGINGS, HE HEARD A CURIOUS NOISE FROM THE HALLWAY. THE MAN PEEKED HIS HEAD OUT, BUT DIDN'T SEE ANYONE ELSE AROUND. HE WAS ABOUT TO WRITE IT OFF, WHEN HE HEARD THE NOISE AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE FOLLOWED THE SOUND TO A HIGHLY CONSPICUOUS LOCKED DOOR-- TEN FEET TALL, SOLID WOOD, THE KIND THAT WOULD TAKE MULTIPLE MEN TO OPEN. NOW, THE MAN DIDN'T WANT TO PESTER THE MONKS WHO HAD SHOWN HIM SUCH HOSPITATILY, SO HE DECIDED TO RETIRE FOR THE NIGHT AND DO HIS BEST TO IGNORE THE NOISE. IT WASN'T A VERY RESTFUL SLUMBER, BUT EVENTUALLY, MORNING CAME. OVER BREAKFAST, THE MAN THANKED THE MONKS PROFUSELY FOR THEIR GENEROSITY, BUT BEFORE HE COULD LEAVE, HE JUST NEEDED TO ASK WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT MASSIVE WOODEN DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY. THE MONKS SMILED AND SHOOK THEIR HEADS. THEY UNDERSTOOD HIS CURIOSITY, BUT THEY COULD NOT TELL HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A MONK. THE MAN WANTED TO PRESS FURTHER, BUT IN THE END HE ACCEPTED THEIR REFUSAL AND LEFT QUIETLY. WHEN THE MAN RETURNED HOME FROM HIS VACATION, THE NOISE HE HEARD IN THAT MONASTERY PLAYED IN HIS DREAMS EVERY NIGHT. THE THOUGHTS OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN BEHIND THAT DOOR KEEP HIM DISTRACTED, EVEN AT WORK, UNTIL HIS COMPANY TAKES NOTICE AND TELLS HIM TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO FIGURE HIS PERSONAL AFFAIRS OUT, OR ELSE. TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY, THE MAN HURRIEDLY PACKS AS SMALL OF A BAG AS HE CAN AND TAKES THE SOONEST FLIGHT AVAILABLE BACK TO THAT COUNTRY WHERE HE'D FOUND THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS SEEMED ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. WHEN HE EXPLAINED HIS DREAMS, AND HIS JOB, AND HIS SPIRALING MENTAL STATE, THEY SEEMED SYMPATHETIC, BUT THEY STILL WOULD NOT TELL HIM WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT DOOR. WELL, IF HE HAD TO BE A MONK TO KNOW THE SECRET, THEN THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO. THE MAN SWORE TO CUT TIES WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD AND DEVOTE HIMSELF TO THE WORK OF THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS ACCEPTED HIM, AND HE BEGAN HIS NEW LIFE OF DEVOTION. HE SPENT HIS FIRST FEW MONTHS DOING MENIAL CHORES AND THE NEXT FEW MONTHS LEARNING THEIR SCRIPTURES, BUT AFTER A YEAR, HE'S FINALLY DEEMED READY TO SEE BEHIND THAT DOOR WHICH HAS PLAGUED HIS MIND ALL THIS TIME. THE ELDEST MONK IN THE MONASTERY HANDS HIM A RING OF MANY ODD LOOKING KEYS, POINTS TO THE OLDEST AND RUSTIEST OF THEM, AND TELLS HIM THAT IS THE FIRST ONE HE WILL NEED. CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE'S MEANT TO GET THAT ENORMOUS DOOR OPEN ALONE AND WHAT HE COULD POSSIBLY NEED SO MANY KEYS FOR, THE MAN NONETHELESS RUSHES DOWN THE HALL TO THE DOOR. THE OLD RUSTY KEY FITS PERFECTLY INTO THE LOCK, TURNS EFFORTLESSLY, AND THE GRAND OLD DOOR SWINGS OPEN AS THOUGH IT WEIGHS NOTHING. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF FINDING THE SOURCE OF THE NOISE, HE'S FACED WITH ANOTHER DOOR. THIS ONE IS SMALLER THAN THE FIRST AND PAINTED BLUE WITH A SHINY GOLD KNOB. THE MAN LOOKS THROUGH THE KEYRING, FINDS A GOLD KEY IN THE RIGHT SIZE, AND OPENS THE SECOND DOOR. THIS HAPPENS MANY MORE TIMES. HE OPENS A DOOR MADE OF SMOOTH BLACK STONE, A DOOR SO SMALL HE HAS TO CRAWL THROUGH IT, AND A GLIMMERING GOLDEN DOOR LADEN WITH JEWELS, AMONG OTHERS. BUT THE MAN'S PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF. WHEN THERE'S ONLY ONE LAST KEY ON THE RING THAT REMAINS UNUSED, AND THAT MYSTERIOUS NOISE FILLS THE LAST CHAMBER AS CLEARLY AS HE'S EVER HEARD IT, HE HOLDS HIS BREATH, BRACES HIMSELF, AND OPENS THAT DOOR.

planting trees and fertilizing them so they get hella big #bignaturals

I'm noot a vioolent persoon but i see any moore human with the Strider caste name i might actually goo apeshit and stab them with my oown twoo hoorns























































