Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
hey guys i just wanted to say that like id fuck another version of myself like fuck dude, why do i have to be so hot??? hot ass motherfuckers out here so hot even i can barely handle that shit, gonna start melting in a humid heatwave holding a soggy ass empty ice cream cone kind of hot anyways this pizza sauce is top shit you cant even compare to my pizza sauce youll be creaming at the first droplet of sauce that grazes your tastebuds, wont even be ready for it #nsfw #selfcest #suggestive #purple #pizza
i tripped on a rock today and a group of people witnessed it #fml but hey i got that purple ice cream and drink, about to be shitting like a unicorn or something #unicornshit #purpleshit #purple #mytoehurts
you are not living how im living #purple https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef16d06cfc5d.png
all my food is turning #purple dude
yo ive got an update on the turntables situation, my bro managed to fix it luckily it looks as good as new and i think he cleaned it aswell which is insane didn't ask him to but hes just chill like that though i was not safe from the prolonged glare, the only shit he charged me with is a tiny piece of my sanity and yknow 10/10 review fixed my shit and also cleaned it, would come back again
yo sup chittr currently cooking up some delicious food right now this shit smells so good, turns out the purple food makes great meals like i should start selling this shit gonna have mr beast running for his money dude hes not ready for my #purplepasta https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48de0033e7bb.png
Reminds me of what me old misses used to make back in the day
purple #purple
(dam imagin bein purple and n00t bein a subjuggulat00r c00uldnt be me u00u)>
i gave my turntables to my bro because i dont got money to get a new one and now hes just.. silently sitting there, fixing it for me and he hasn't said shit once it's scaring me i think he's disappointed
gonna have to get new turntables now which fuck if i have the money for right now or bring it to my bro who will infact give me the most judgemental stare of judgement of all time then probably silently fix it for me, idk if i can handle that man i might shrivel up into a raisin instead of being a plump juicy grape i'm already being threatened with my dave card being taken away cause i fuckin broke my turntables
sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml
Dave's let's all stop fighting bro makes me upset to see us tear each other apart
yooo whats up chittr im alive i promise
Why are you purple?
now every dave will fuck off elsewhere, goodbye #davehour
whens the dave jerk circle happening or did i already miss that shit?? #davehour #nsfw
what happened to my banana??? atleast it looks sick now ig #davehour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/722b78d09007.png
oh yeah this is my kind of hour #davehour
one where its a dave circle jerk question mark #nsfw
yooo whats up chittr, hope everyone has an absolutely awesomesauce pride month today's subject visiting my bros place and covering all of his furniture in rainbow wrapping paper, food included
yo what stinks in here
morning chittr, what bullshit is happening today??
sup chittr, im currently sick and withering away please send me all of the grape juice to help me recover
Will be stuffing Dayquil inside the grapes.
oh i see it now so thats what happened, good thing im immune im a man of whimsy and sick beats