Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
lowkey turning into a soggy tissue right now man
fuck im so hungry now, what poor meal choices should i make today
you are purple and i am green im putting together a team
before i knock the fuck out, i just need people to know that i would kiss another version of myself and honestly im kind of down bad, im just that sexy yknow as in all the versions of me, every me as a whole is hotter then a piece of metal baked in the aussie sun #selfcest #nsfw hoping its early enough that not a lot of people see this tbh, goodnight
uhhh idk man, you gotta ask the dave i get with i guess and that is if i even find another dave who would be down for that shit
The amount of daves on here that are into their own brothers is astounding Im sure you'd find one that'd fuck himself
:33< hi upside down man im shitpeta
yo is it dave hour??? #davehour
holy shit there's purple ones too...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
holy shit #selfcest hours? i think it's obvious i would fuck myself cause we are the hottest fuckers out here, then maybe sit in silence with said self #nsfw anyways selfcest threesome, orgy even
yo what are the other daves doing
I don't know and no one can stop them
yo whats up chittr, currently ordering some pizza if anyone wants a slice only one though otherwise ill cut you up and use you as a pizza topping hannibal lecter style
what if i only take one but take a singular ant sized bite of another slice
im glad not many people saw it because im starting to feel the embarrassment
sup chittr, sorry i havent been active but i have uhhh something special i guess to make up for it don't judge my clumsiness and struggle, im only used to taking pictures #nsfw [Attached to the post is a video.] [It starts with the camera shaking before finally being placed down and adjusted, in view was Dave from the shoulders down with his crotch being the focal point. He wasn't wearing his usual purple shirt but instead a normal black T-shirt that read 'i <3 dilfs' on the front because of course he is- -From the waist down, he wasn't wearing much aside from his purple boxers which showed the very prominent hard outline of his cock which left little to the imagination. there was damp spot at the tip already having been worked up. Soon a hand reaches down and wraps around the clothed outline, slowly pumping as more precum seeps through- small faint huffs could be heard as his hand picks up in speed before hesitantly slowing down and releasing his grip for a moment to shuffle down his boxers to grab his length from inside and pull it out. The tip was flushed an angry red and glistened with precum, at the base was feathered with pale blonde hair that had a pinkish hue- -Not long after, his hand starts pumping again but this time with a much desperate pace, his thumb gliding over the tip with each stroke as wet noises pick up through the mic, along with needy muffled whines and huffs. accidentally the camera falls down which a faint panicked "shit" is picked up, the phone is picked up once more with his other hand and propped up but this time his face is in view as he leans back again, his hand still stroking his throbbing length- -he looked like any other dave but with those infamous purple shades and that same pale blonde hair with the pinkish hue that was ruffled up. His face was flushed as he was biting his lip while his was hand working over time and his legs trembled. Dave's head eventually falls back with his whines and groans heightening in volume, just as he's about to reach his peak, the camera shakes and falls again. Ending the video.]
oh shit uuhhhhhhh wasnt expecting someone to actually see this let alone respond lol
thanks man i'm glad you enjoy it i guess first time doing something like this, not my usual tango yknow
dawg just pitied my chitt, im cooked #vagueposting
whats up chittr, it's been a hot minute and speaking of hot, im sexy asf and when i mean im sexy asf, i mean me and every dave on this site cause we are infact the hottest fuckers here simply the truth #dealwithit
hey its purple dave, good morning chittr its been a hot minute since i last posted
(( heya gang, sorry i haven't been alive for a moment. i was at a homestuck meetup irl wowie and passed the fuck out on the way back so i couldn't stay up to chat at all </3 )) (( but from here on out, i am completely free from going anywhere for awhile or being busy so i shall be talking more hopefully when my sleep pattern shifts round again ))
welp i guess i'm sleeping in this fucked ass place, goodnight chittr wish me luck
oh shit sorry man https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb342a2e1ebb.png
i dont know, i just took a nap and woke up here theres floating bananas everywhere and its kind of creepy
jesus man have some decency and knock first at least
oh my god there's more, where the fuck am i https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/742597f2d341.png
You're in a Donkey Kong Country game. Remember that if you roll before you jump, you can get extra height, and hop mid-air.
im so fucking scared https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/742f9f86f965.png
is this because i like grape juice ??? am i gonna get bodied by a banana because i like grapes instead
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 This is exactly what I expect someone who consumed and partook in enough Potassium Permanganate to turn their nether regions purple would see in their vision. You should really get that looked at and seek help. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb35d635e7f6.png/ #seekmedicalattention #poison #hallucinations #purple 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
nah im kind of dicking the purple dave jr but lowkey this place is trippy