Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
okay but what if i hosted an event and everyone just shows up #purple for the day?? how are we feeling about this
i think i started a trend guess im just that cool
#purple
#Purple
he found out about the condom.. #fear #suggestive
who's dom? you should probably dm them about conning people instead of saying it publicly. not gonna con anyone if they know they're being conned.
i was fucking around with a condom, swinging it around and shit til it got flung on to the ceiling, was funny as fuck at first shits and giggles level of funny but all im doing now is shitting bricks cause its stuck up there, im not fucking tall enough and this is my bros apartment im so cooked #suggestive
Well, it's too l8 to 8ack out of the 8it now. Go ahead and take the ENTIRE. 8OX. And empty that fucker. Then, unwrap every single one of fhem and start just whipping them 8itches onto the cieling one 8y one, and quick, 8efore he shows up. The only way to truly save yourself right now is to DOU8LE DOWN! >::::}
yooo im back whats been happening while ive been doing fuck all for the past 2 weeks, hopefully something interesting otherwise i might go back to doing fuck all for 2 weeks with a sprinkle of actually doing something anyways you remember that time i got teleported to a weird floating banana dimension???? yeah sometimes i think about that, they shouldve been purple tbh wouldve been more sick
hey guys i just wanted to say that like id fuck another version of myself like fuck dude, why do i have to be so hot??? hot ass motherfuckers out here so hot even i can barely handle that shit, gonna start melting in a humid heatwave holding a soggy ass empty ice cream cone kind of hot anyways this pizza sauce is top shit you cant even compare to my pizza sauce youll be creaming at the first droplet of sauce that grazes your tastebuds, wont even be ready for it #nsfw #selfcest #suggestive #purple #pizza
i tripped on a rock today and a group of people witnessed it #fml but hey i got that purple ice cream and drink, about to be shitting like a unicorn or something #unicornshit #purpleshit #purple #mytoehurts
you are not living how im living #purple https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef16d06cfc5d.png
all my food is turning #purple dude
yo ive got an update on the turntables situation, my bro managed to fix it luckily it looks as good as new and i think he cleaned it aswell which is insane didn't ask him to but hes just chill like that though i was not safe from the prolonged glare, the only shit he charged me with is a tiny piece of my sanity and yknow 10/10 review fixed my shit and also cleaned it, would come back again
yo sup chittr currently cooking up some delicious food right now this shit smells so good, turns out the purple food makes great meals like i should start selling this shit gonna have mr beast running for his money dude hes not ready for my #purplepasta https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48de0033e7bb.png
Reminds me of what me old misses used to make back in the day
purple #purple
(dam imagin bein purple and n00t bein a subjuggulat00r c00uldnt be me u00u)>
i gave my turntables to my bro because i dont got money to get a new one and now hes just.. silently sitting there, fixing it for me and he hasn't said shit once it's scaring me i think he's disappointed
gonna have to get new turntables now which fuck if i have the money for right now or bring it to my bro who will infact give me the most judgemental stare of judgement of all time then probably silently fix it for me, idk if i can handle that man i might shrivel up into a raisin instead of being a plump juicy grape i'm already being threatened with my dave card being taken away cause i fuckin broke my turntables
sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml
Dave's let's all stop fighting bro makes me upset to see us tear each other apart
yooo whats up chittr im alive i promise
Why are you purple?
now every dave will fuck off elsewhere, goodbye #davehour
whens the dave jerk circle happening or did i already miss that shit?? #davehour #nsfw
what happened to my banana??? atleast it looks sick now ig #davehour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/722b78d09007.png
