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dAmN ThAt fUcKiNg sUuUuUuCkS BrO. mEaN'S YoU CoUlDn't gEt uP To hAlF ThE ShItE I BeEn tHiNkIn bOuT. sTiLl lIkE ThE IdEa oF YoU BeInG AlL SqUiShY, dElIcAtE EvEn. Ah wOuLd mAkE SeNsE, nO IdEa wHaT ThE FuCk a hIgH ScHoOl iS.
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oO Ok, YeAh i sAiD ThAt. WhAt aBoUt iT? aNd dAmN MaN YoU MaD FuCkInG ImPaTiEnT, mIgHt gEt a mOtHeRfUcKeR ThInKiNg yOu lIkE HiM (o: yEaH MaN, wAnNa gEt tHaT SwEeT, sWeEt pAiN OuTtA YoU. iT'S GoTtA Be mUtUaL BuT I GuEsS WiThOuT PoWeRs yOu cOuLd sTiLl cUt mE. #vIoLeNcE
dIdN'T SaY BeAt yOu. LoTs aNd lOtS Of bItInG, gEtTiNg aLl tHaT TaStY ReD MeAt uNdEr mY ClAwS. tRePiDaTiOn fOr lIkE WhAt mAn? JuSt tElL A MoThErFuCkEr tO StOp aNd i'lL LiKe sToP. #ViOlEnCe #GoRe kInDa
iT DoEsN'T So i'lL JuSt sToP (o: oH? sOmEoNe mIgHt cAtCh yOu oN ChItTr pLaYiNg wItH YoUr bUlGe? TeRrIbLe fUcKiNg nEwS MaN. tHaT WhAt yOu pReFeR? yEr bUlGe? MiGhT Be a bEtTeR MaTcH ThAn i fUcKiNg tHoUgHt.
aW )o: If yOu dOn't gOt a bUlGe iT'D Be eVeN EaSiEr tHo. MiNe gEtS In tHe fUcKiNg wAy a lOt, AlWaYs mAkEs a fUcKiNg mEsS Of tHe pLaCe. wEeEeLl i mEaN If yOu wErE LoOsInG YeR PaN AbOuT Me bEiNg sO TaLl, DoUbT YoU CoUlD TaKe mY BuLgE MaN. iT'S GoTtA Be tHe sIzE Of yOuR FuCkInG PuMp cAgE BrOtHeR. dUnNo hOw sTrEtChY HuMaNs aRe, NeVeR BeEn wItH OnE.
mOsTlY LiKeLy yEaH, dUnNo hOw tAlL YoU ArE So wHo's tO MoThErFuCkIn sAy. MmM IdUnNoO If yEr tHaAaAt sTrEtChY MoThErFuCkEr. WhErE'S AlL My fUcKiN SlUrRy sUpPoSe tO Go? DoN'T ReAlLy lIkE PuLlInG OuT BrO )o: #NsFw
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tHaT DoN'T SoUnD LiKe fUcKiN FuN DaVe )O: MaYbE, dEpEnDs iF YoU GoT A DrInKeR BuT AlSo yEr hUmAn sO CaN'T ReAlLy gIvE YoU An aNsWeR WoRtH A DaMn.
dAmN MoThErFuCkEr aIn't rEsPoNd tO AnY Of tHe oThEr sHiT I SaId. HoNk hOnK. (O: yEaH I'Ll dM YoU.