Aradym Paelax
@imperialistHalcyonite
THE MOST MISERABLE FUCHSIA YOU'VE EVER FUCKING MET. 8 FEET OF MASCULINE INSOMNIA AND BULLSHIT.
IVE DECIDED TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND OPEN A QNA OR WHATEVER. ASK ME ANYTHING AND I WILL USUALLY GIVE SOME SORT OF ANSWER.
YOU KNOW, FUCK IT. I'LL SHOW UP AS WELL TO THIS NIGHT OF ERIDANWEEK. #IWANTCANDY
THE CONTINUED SIEGE OF THIS ABANDONED HIVE AS COST THE LIVES OF 27 MELONS BEING FLUNG AT ITS WALLS.
I AM SLOWLY BEGINNING TO AUTOMATE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL OF THESE MELONS.
You're thinking about these melons as a problem, when you should be thinking about how yummy delicious melon is. Did you even consider that?
WELL, I HAVE EATEN SOME OF THEM. BUT I ALSO LIKE TO FLING THEM OUT OF IMPROVIZED SIEGE EQUIPMENT LIKE CATAPULTS AND TREBUCHETS.
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THERES THIS ABANDONED HIVE NEAR THE INSTALLATION I RESIDE IN, I LIKE SETTING THEM UP AND FLINGING THE MELONS LIKE IM SIEGING A CASTLE.
BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED BULLSHIT POSTING. A SECOND TRBUCHET HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED TO OBLITERATE THESE WATERMELONS, DID I MENTION I FORGOT TO GRAB MY LONG SLEEVE SHIRT FROM #ERIDANWEEK DAMN IT, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT, ITS IRRADIATED NOW FROM THE NUKE. #NSFW???
Hm... How irritating. I will find out who is behind this.
YOU KNOW, WITH WHAT HAD UNFOLDED AT NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDAN WEEK. SURPRISINGLY, I FEEL AS IF IVE GROWN EVER SLIGHTLY MORE COMFORTABLE WHENEVER IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT. THE WIND IS SURPRISINGLY NICE TO FEEL AGAINST ONE'S SKIN, THEN AGAIN THE REMOVAL OF SAID SHIRT WAS A RESULT OF PURE CIRCUMSTANCE. #NSFW?? I DONT KNOW IF THIS EVEN COUNTS ITS JUST ME TALKING ABOUT HOW IM FEELING MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TO PERIODS OF WHEN IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT.
bro i fukin tooolld u
I HAD MORE THAN FAIR REASONS TO BE SKEPTICAL BUT HONESTLY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. YOU WERE RIGHT.
ABSOLOUTELY MASTERFUL NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDANWEEK HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A FUCKING BLAST TO BE WITNESS TOO MYSELF, I HAD TO TAKE MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF CAUSE IT GOT STAINED IN WATERMELON JUICE. #NSFW???
THIS RUMBLE IS HORRIFICALLY BRUTAL IN A GOOD WAY, TRULY PEAK ENTERTAINMENT. #ERIDANWEEK
MELONS ARE BEING GIVEN AWAY BY YOURS TRULY AT THE RUMBLE IN ERIDAN WEEK. FREE FRESHLY THROWN PRODUCE TO EAT WHILST WE WATCH THE SHOW. LOOK FOR THE MANGLED AS FUCK 8 FOOT MALE FUCHSIA IF YOU WANT SOME. #ERIDANWEEK
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE THESE WATERMELONS OUT OF MY POSESSION I HAVE TOO MANY WATERMELONS. #ERIDANWEEK
MELONS, WATERMELONS. PEOPLE KEPT THROWING THEM INTO MY WINDOW AND I DIDNT WANT IT TO BREAK SO I JUST LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN. I HAVE TOO MANY WATERMELONS IN MY POSESSION NOW AND I NEED TO GET RID OF THEM.
WE WILL NEED TO SEE BUT IM AT #ERIDANWEEK CURRENTLY IF YOU'RE THERE I CAN HAND THEM OFF TO YOU.
OH RIGHT I FORGOT, I BROUGHT SOME OF THE MELONS TO HERE BECAUSE FUCK IT WHY NOT. WHO WANTS A MELON. #ERIDANWEEK
ALRIGHT, HERE I FUCKING AM.. SEEMS THEIR HOSTING SOME KIND OF.. ARENA? NO WAIT THATS A WRESTLING OR BOXING RING.. I CANT REALLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
FUCK, I GOT NOTHING TO DO. MIGHT SHOW UP TO THE 4TH NIGHT OF ERIDAN WEEK OR WHATEVER OR SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. #ERIDANWEEK #BORED
WELL I'D NEED COORDINATES AND LIKE A LOCATION TO GET SOMEONE TO BRING IT TO YOU.
Do be careful Aradym. It's wild there, and a lot of celebrities keep dying... ♡☆♡
I WILL CERTAINLY EBB ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION, ITS THE ONE THING IVE DEVELOPED SOMETHING OF A SENSE TO DO.
RIGHT, THIS'LL DO. I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN THE FRIED DOUGH AND SOMEONE ON THE WAY TO THE COORDINATES.
FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD. THIS HUSK-DONER IS GREAT.
IVE BEEN WANDERING FOR LIKE AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK IS A GOOD BURGER SPOT.
:33 < the real burpurr spot is the furriends mew made along the way :33
ONE OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY REGIMENT WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH ALL OF YOU. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/702046973116809227/1103070176414552195/TUMBLR_L_21118922592411.JPG?EX=69CF87E8&IS=69CE3668&HM=762982AB9B28BF9414EDD478199DF5EA31CEA4D49F265CE019484922A790747D&
C:~ I don't have any "bananas" here, I'll try to follow the recipe with eternal misery and pain instead. I'll let you know how it tastes later.<
UNRELATED QUESTION TO WHATEVER MIGHT BE GOING ON BUT. I NEED A REPLACEMENT CHEWING GUM, WHAT DO YOU ALL RECCOMEND.
DAMN, OVER 2000 KULL SCORE ALREADY. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1489293925943611624/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69CFE48D&IS=69CE930D&HM=991CB31DE7F37A5FB82C2A4203F6C0CE96CEB25CAC338022DF32AE015933D9F9& I GUESS ITS ANOTHER MILESTONE OR WHATEVER.
~talk to me once you get to three thousand #famous
GOG, THE HORNY POSTING IS RELENTLESS HERE. FUCKING HELL.
FUCK, IM HUNGRY AS HELL RIGHT NOW. CONSIDERING ACQUIRING A BURGER.
A SECOND WATERMELON PROJECTILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED FROM THE TREBUCHET.
YOU KNOW MAYBE I SHOULD FIND AN ACTUAL HOBBY INSTEAD OF BUILDING HORRIFICALLY IMPROVISED ANCIENT SIEGE EQUIPMENT AND FLINGING WATERMELONS AT A ABANDONED HIVE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING.
X Hey you should fill a pumpkin with gunpowder, sodium, and glass jars of water, then seal it up and launch it x
YOU KNOW I WOULD IF I HAD ANY PUMPKINS BUT I HAVE MELONS I COULD PROBABLY HOLLOW OUT.
ALRIGHT, MELONS BEEN HOLLOWED OUT AND PREPARED WITH THE PAYLOAD.. MELON A ARTILLERY IS READY TO FIRE.
ALRIGHT THREE.. TWO.. ONE.. OH, OH YEAH THAT'S FUN, GOT MORE KICK TO IT THAN BEFORE. THINK IT BROKE A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL OF THE ABANDONED HIVE.