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THE MOST MISERABLE FUCHSIA YOU'VE EVER FUCKING MET. 8 FEET OF MASCULINE INSOMNIA AND BULLSHIT.

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YOU KNOW, FUCK IT. I'LL SHOW UP AS WELL TO THIS NIGHT OF ERIDANWEEK. #IWANTCANDY

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THE CONTINUED SIEGE OF THIS ABANDONED HIVE AS COST THE LIVES OF 27 MELONS BEING FLUNG AT ITS WALLS.

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I AM SLOWLY BEGINNING TO AUTOMATE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL OF THESE MELONS.

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You're thinking about these melons as a problem, when you should be thinking about how yummy delicious melon is. Did you even consider that?

WELL, I HAVE EATEN SOME OF THEM. BUT I ALSO LIKE TO FLING THEM OUT OF IMPROVIZED SIEGE EQUIPMENT LIKE CATAPULTS AND TREBUCHETS.

2av3 m3 a coupl3 bro2ki I didnt 3v3n g3t to 3njoy th3 on32 you gav3 m3 at 3w

I MEAN I HAVE WAY TO MANY SO YEAH I CAN KEEP AHOLD OF SOME FOR YOU.

Where are you aiming your catapults and trebuchets

THERES THIS ABANDONED HIVE NEAR THE INSTALLATION I RESIDE IN, I LIKE SETTING THEM UP AND FLINGING THE MELONS LIKE IM SIEGING A CASTLE.

Are.. You playing war? With melons and an old hive?

H3ll y3222

YEAH.

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BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED BULLSHIT POSTING. A SECOND TRBUCHET HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED TO OBLITERATE THESE WATERMELONS, DID I MENTION I FORGOT TO GRAB MY LONG SLEEVE SHIRT FROM #ERIDANWEEK DAMN IT, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT, ITS IRRADIATED NOW FROM THE NUKE. #NSFW???

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Hm... How irritating. I will find out who is behind this.

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YOU KNOW, WITH WHAT HAD UNFOLDED AT NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDAN WEEK. SURPRISINGLY, I FEEL AS IF IVE GROWN EVER SLIGHTLY MORE COMFORTABLE WHENEVER IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT. THE WIND IS SURPRISINGLY NICE TO FEEL AGAINST ONE'S SKIN, THEN AGAIN THE REMOVAL OF SAID SHIRT WAS A RESULT OF PURE CIRCUMSTANCE. #NSFW?? I DONT KNOW IF THIS EVEN COUNTS ITS JUST ME TALKING ABOUT HOW IM FEELING MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TO PERIODS OF WHEN IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT.

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bro i fukin tooolld u

I HAD MORE THAN FAIR REASONS TO BE SKEPTICAL BUT HONESTLY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. YOU WERE RIGHT.

alway2 lookin out for th3 bro2ki2

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ABSOLOUTELY MASTERFUL NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDANWEEK HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A FUCKING BLAST TO BE WITNESS TOO MYSELF, I HAD TO TAKE MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF CAUSE IT GOT STAINED IN WATERMELON JUICE. #NSFW???

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This Is What #eridanweek Is All About.

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THIS RUMBLE IS HORRIFICALLY BRUTAL IN A GOOD WAY, TRULY PEAK ENTERTAINMENT. #ERIDANWEEK

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MELONS ARE BEING GIVEN AWAY BY YOURS TRULY AT THE RUMBLE IN ERIDAN WEEK. FREE FRESHLY THROWN PRODUCE TO EAT WHILST WE WATCH THE SHOW. LOOK FOR THE MANGLED AS FUCK 8 FOOT MALE FUCHSIA IF YOU WANT SOME. #ERIDANWEEK

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SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE THESE WATERMELONS OUT OF MY POSESSION I HAVE TOO MANY WATERMELONS. #ERIDANWEEK

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I Can Buy Them What Is It

MELONS, WATERMELONS. PEOPLE KEPT THROWING THEM INTO MY WINDOW AND I DIDNT WANT IT TO BREAK SO I JUST LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN. I HAVE TOO MANY WATERMELONS IN MY POSESSION NOW AND I NEED TO GET RID OF THEM.

Okay Does My Crab Want Them So It Stops Killing Maybe

WE WILL NEED TO SEE BUT IM AT #ERIDANWEEK CURRENTLY IF YOU'RE THERE I CAN HAND THEM OFF TO YOU.

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OH RIGHT I FORGOT, I BROUGHT SOME OF THE MELONS TO HERE BECAUSE FUCK IT WHY NOT. WHO WANTS A MELON. #ERIDANWEEK

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ALRIGHT, HERE I FUCKING AM.. SEEMS THEIR HOSTING SOME KIND OF.. ARENA? NO WAIT THATS A WRESTLING OR BOXING RING.. I CANT REALLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

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FUCK, I GOT NOTHING TO DO. MIGHT SHOW UP TO THE 4TH NIGHT OF ERIDAN WEEK OR WHATEVER OR SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. #ERIDANWEEK #BORED

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Grab me a fried dough, please.

I MEAN IF YOUR THERE THAN LIKE SURE I CAN GRAB SOME FOR YOU.

Oh, no. I'd like you to send a courier with it. I'm not stepping foot in that pigpen.

WELL I'D NEED COORDINATES AND LIKE A LOCATION TO GET SOMEONE TO BRING IT TO YOU.

Do be careful Aradym. It's wild there, and a lot of celebrities keep dying... ♡☆♡

I WILL CERTAINLY EBB ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION, ITS THE ONE THING IVE DEVELOPED SOMETHING OF A SENSE TO DO.

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43.05741255326694, -76.10254278923824. Thank you ever so kindly.

RIGHT, THIS'LL DO. I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN THE FRIED DOUGH AND SOMEONE ON THE WAY TO THE COORDINATES.

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FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD. THIS HUSK-DONER IS GREAT.

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IVE BEEN WANDERING FOR LIKE AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK IS A GOOD BURGER SPOT.

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:33 < the real burpurr spot is the furriends mew made along the way :33

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ONE OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY REGIMENT WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH ALL OF YOU. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/702046973116809227/1103070176414552195/TUMBLR_L_21118922592411.JPG?EX=69CF87E8&IS=69CE3668&HM=762982AB9B28BF9414EDD478199DF5EA31CEA4D49F265CE019484922A790747D&

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C:~ I don't have any "bananas" here, I'll try to follow the recipe with eternal misery and pain instead. I'll let you know how it tastes later.<

C:~ ...Soulless.<

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UNRELATED QUESTION TO WHATEVER MIGHT BE GOING ON BUT. I NEED A REPLACEMENT CHEWING GUM, WHAT DO YOU ALL RECCOMEND.

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DAMN, OVER 2000 KULL SCORE ALREADY. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1489293925943611624/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69CFE48D&IS=69CE930D&HM=991CB31DE7F37A5FB82C2A4203F6C0CE96CEB25CAC338022DF32AE015933D9F9& I GUESS ITS ANOTHER MILESTONE OR WHATEVER.

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~talk to me once you get to three thousand #famous

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ALRIGHT BET, I'LL PING YOU WHEN I DO.

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Im dxing my part tx kxntribvte!

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THANKS.

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GOG, THE HORNY POSTING IS RELENTLESS HERE. FUCKING HELL.

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FUCK, IM HUNGRY AS HELL RIGHT NOW. CONSIDERING ACQUIRING A BURGER.

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A SECOND WATERMELON PROJECTILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED FROM THE TREBUCHET.

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YOU KNOW MAYBE I SHOULD FIND AN ACTUAL HOBBY INSTEAD OF BUILDING HORRIFICALLY IMPROVISED ANCIENT SIEGE EQUIPMENT AND FLINGING WATERMELONS AT A ABANDONED HIVE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING.

X Hey you should fill a pumpkin with gunpowder, sodium, and glass jars of water, then seal it up and launch it x

YOU KNOW I WOULD IF I HAD ANY PUMPKINS BUT I HAVE MELONS I COULD PROBABLY HOLLOW OUT.

X Hollow out the a melon and do it, trust me it’ll be worth it x

ALRIGHT, MELONS BEEN HOLLOWED OUT AND PREPARED WITH THE PAYLOAD.. MELON A ARTILLERY IS READY TO FIRE.

X Good good x

ALRIGHT THREE.. TWO.. ONE.. OH, OH YEAH THAT'S FUN, GOT MORE KICK TO IT THAN BEFORE. THINK IT BROKE A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL OF THE ABANDONED HIVE.

X Just wait for the smoke to start rising eheheheheh x

OH SHIT, ITS GETTING ON FIRE. ITS A FIREBALL.

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X Do what you want with this knowledge and experience x