Callie Mallie
@cmallieEntertainment
I’m chittr’s #1 pharmacist I AM A WOMAN ❤️ - Lillya Beldon ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
I have come with fantastic news regarding the laboratories and pharmaceuticals currently operated by Miss @cmallieEntertainment! Health of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot (@alarmingApothecary), has confirmed all labs have been deemed up to code for the sweep 5123, and cleared them for TFDA approval; all Callie Mallie labs have been APPROVED for the production of Estrogen and Testosterone, in light of her recent application for the approved production. Excellent work, Callie!
X What if I ran for earth C president? 🧐🤔🤔 x
X Chchow seems p cool ngl x
mood
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X Hellooooo x
X Oh boy x
X Lillya and I are officially dating nowwwwww 🎉🎉🎉🎉 x
c@ngratulati@ns, ms mallie!! here's t@ a w@nderful matespritship t@ last a lifetime!! @u@
X Thank uuu x
X Shit now I feel sad x
X Like shit I’m a big softie and all these bad things are happening at once, makes me wanna help more than I prolly really could x
☆What's going on babes?☆
X Everyone on dash was sad x
X Okay so if you’re depressed and drinking rn I fully invite you to come hangout with me in my office rather than be alone, we can all be sad together #substance x
X Ay larkso dude, we don’t like talk but you can stop at my office and we can chat about stuff and pass a blunt between us if you need to #substance x
X Are any of you guys mech pilots perchance? x
I've never piloted a mech but I totally could.
X Noted x
-=[jjust giveme one chance justone channce justgive me one chnacge all i need is one i jjust need one dchance please_☺]=-
My daughter piloted one once
X I wonder if an alternate of me will ever join x
-=[sheeeess gunna heearr youuuuu x-)_☺]=-
X Who? x
X Ah gee it sure would suck if a drone hunter got their hands on one of my hardlight infantry cannons that can punch through 30inches of reinforced steel x
CALL ME
X Oh boy x
X Drone hunters are still a thing? Fuck yeah. x
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X 8k§ a drone x
LEGALLY THEY SHOULD NOT BE as that practice was CRIMINALIZED a few sweeps ago. However, if anyone were to find any REMAINS, the Gray House is offering a reward to those willing to return the parts.
Drone hunters are criminals. However, theoretically, the Gray House is willing to offer 10k§ per drone.
X 12K per drone x
X Alright whenever Speero insults someone Imma use the tag #speerosays Anyway the newest one as of thirty seconds ago is “I’ve seen AI dependant wetwipes of trolls who had more creativity than you’re stupid fucking ass, was that an attempt at a comeback?!” x
<-(((You cannot be talking smack about comebacks with a retort that long winded L.O.L.)))->
X Dawg if that is longwinded I worry for your attention span x
<-(((Your friend finds themselves in the unfortunate hump between long and short where you pull the benefits of neither, we can only hope they one day recover)))->
X New insult just dropped out of Speero’s mouth “Sub-sapient troglodyte filth” x
WRITING THIS ONE DOWN.
X I should start live blogging her insults to people with a # because she has a talent x
Yes.
X I wish I had a snapper class battleship I would like to have the power to obliterate entire planet sized objects with a 90km long plasma cannon x
X “Man I sure wish I had super long racetrack quality road to max my speedometer on” The humble RW-72 Highway: 😏 x
X Any of y’all got questions for me? Just shoot em here and I’ll shoot answers back x
can i get drugs f0r free? #substance
X Will give me a badge for being the best dealer ever if I do? x
hyp0thetically i c0uld.
X Then hypothetically yes I could give you free drugs #substance x
i'll think ab0ut it.
Remember to eat food before you leave your barracks. Otherwise, you'll tire and weaken earlier, which is bad.
X Chittr I have an idea #substance We should all just collectively get obliterated off moonshine and drunk post all day. And when I say obliterated I mean like this level of obliterated: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZeNYaTmVP4&list=RDJZeNYaTmVP4&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSamFjayBzcGFycm93IHRoZW1loAcB&ra=m x
X What to do what to do x
X Hhhhhh want beese churger x
maybe if you close your eyes and open your mouth a churger will appear in it through sheer fucking willpower and determination
X That is a genius idea, way better than truber eats x