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@cmallieEntertainment — #substance

X May all who read this never run out of booze, nussy, and caeger. Cheers. #substance #nsfw x

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

X Hey guys, where should I go? Kalicorpion - jungle planet, high likelihood of getting shot at by drugged up mercs, good food or Yellow Mesa - desert planet, I have a massive open warrant there, moobeastboy culture #substance #violence x

X Brb, having a healthy balanced breakfast (3 cigs, a joint, a line, and a megacull XL deathwish energy drink #substance x

Kult: +20
Total: 20

X Eheeheehee droogz #substance x

Kull: +5
Total: 5

X You know, usually I take like six shots of this shut but like…I think imma just chug what’s left in this half drank bottle #substance x

X Stumbling to the shine fridge like it’s a chest full of slurp juice from troll fortnite #substance x

Kult: +5
Total: 5

X Anyone wanna go line for line with me? #substance x

Kult: +15
Total: 15

X Hey you ever rail someone in the ass so hard they have a violent whole body orgasm? Yeah me too, pass the shine still tho #substance #nsfw x

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

X Hey guys I’m out of the hospital, my piss lit on fire because I was more moonshine than troll basically, what’d I miss? #nsfwe #substance x

Kult: +2
Total: 2

X I vsn heat mu hero cimong to aave me eoth tripkillers #substance x

Kull: +5
Total: 5

X Living life likw karty iyt gere #substance x

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

X @temoraSolutionsinc if you think tranquilizer darts can tame me you don’t know me frfr #substance x

Kull: +5
Total: 5

X Fuck it I have a few hours and a few extra dime baggies #substance #antivaguepostforthosewhohaveeyes x

X Fuck I’m out of office shine, I need to go get some of the back up recouproom shine #substance x

X Asinaa grade alcoholism is the most fun alcoholism #substance x

Kull: +5
Total: 5

X I’m gonna #breakfast post so hard rn My breakfast is a nice healthy bottle of 92% shine and trollritos #substance x

Kult: +2
Total: 2

X Ay yo has anyone seen or heard that one jane crocker who was folding? #substance x

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71

X FUCK I LOVE THAT GOOD SHIT #substance x

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

X Hey anyone wanna see chittr’s best one armed party enhancement expert beat the fuck out of someone who tried to poison a batch of moonshine? Cause I’m jumping his ass in an ally in the next ten min #substance #violence x

Kull: +5
Total: 5

X You ever picked someone up by the hips and sucked their dick while you held them up in the air? No? Yeah me neither pass the shine #nsfw #substance x

Kult: +17
Total: 17

X For prank day I should announce I’m going sober lmfao #substance x

Kult: +5
Total: 5

X You may think you’re cool but are you extinguishing an 18 inch long, hand rolled cigar on the palm of your hand before winning a fist fight you’re out numbered in cool? Yeah nor am I, pass the shine over here. #substance #violence x

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

X Time for the morning line #substance x

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

X And now we wait for my worse self to appear #substance x

((*Slams back two beers with zero tolerance as a lightweight before drunk posting as callie mallie* it’s called method acting sweetie, look it up /J #substance

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

X If this post gets any interaction of any kind I’ll slam back two bottles and see what I come up with to post. #substance x

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

X I wanna be a degenerate but idk in which way. Like do I go rabid animal horny or just start railing lines and see what posts I make? #substance #nsfw x

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

X Hey does anyone want a 6000mg edible lmao #substance x

Kult: +15
Total: 15

X Happy End of The Week. Coke and MDMA are all 50% off today at all CMallie Entertainment ran clubs #substance x

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

X Mmmmmm MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY TOO,I KEEP THINKIN ABOUT YOU AND I CAN’T GETCHU OUT OF MA MIND I HAD THAT WHISKEY, I HAD THAT WINE, I KEEP DRINKIN ALL THE TIME BUT I CAN’T GETCHU OUT OF MA MIND ~🎶 #substance #lyricposting x

X Come on down to the Silver Maiden Disco Club. We have 92% moonshine on tap #substance x

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

X You can do coke in my clubs. Nobody will kick you out for it. #substance x

Kult: +10
Total: 10