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After eridan is crucified we sh0uld beat him with sticks like a pinata and see if eggs sh00t 0ut #nsfw
Checking something. Please hold. Tagging j(_)st in case. #nsfw https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/monstro(_)s.png
HAPPY HUMAN EASTER, EVERYONE. (;B [ATTACHED IS A SELFIE OF KAR IN HIS PREVIOUS MENTIONED OUTFIT, WEARING BUNNY EARS. HE'S LOST THE SHORTS, BENT OVER AND ON HIS KNEES, WINKING AT THE CAMERA AND BITING HIS BOTTOM LIP WITH SHARP, SHARK-LIKE TEETH. HIS BULGE IS COMPLETELY OUT, COILED AROUND ONE HAND, HIS OTHER HAND HOLDING THE CAMERA STEADY. I'M TOO LAZY TO SKETCH ANYTHING. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.] #NSFW #HAPPYEASTER
So, I may have had a couple of drinks but it's okay.. I'm still sober.. Hmph. #Substance
☆Never enough. Where have all the pathetic men gone?? Why aren't they begging in our DMs?☆
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
How many alcoholics are here? #substance
sure why tf nawt
This seems like it would be pretty good in a fight.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Huge boobs~
NOBOATY say tits i dont wanna think aboat anyfin i did last night 3>8( #nsfw
exactly. d꥟n't start backtracking the minute i bring ꥟ut a paddle, n꥟t even cl꥟se t꥟ the w꥟rst i can d꥟. 😒
// I did not expect that me making this account today would end with me drawing Jade dick for strangers on the internet. Interesting how life works like that #nsfw
:33 < my type? :33 < well if i had to pick a type, i like romantics!! :33 < i also like anyone who will fall fur my rage bait
☆you know where to hmu if you want me to be an even bigger part ;) #suggestive☆
☆Glad I could make your night better dear☆
☆ALRIGHT. I'm a woman of my word. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85ce65e62e30.png☆
☆I'm also into men who are bad for me, as history has seemed to prove. Not elaborating.☆
☆Been a while since I've eaten out. Any ladies in need? #nsfw☆
☆alright I'm back to horny post. #nsfw obviously. But FUCK. I need bulge. So bad. Rough. Big. Toys aren't cutting it.☆
☆mmm. bedtime. one last horny for thr road. would love to get fucked up and fucked hard in a blunt rotation. passed around like a party favour. ... am i too much? mkisleepnow. #nsfw #substances☆
i do like a gud hammock hmmm much 2 consider
IT IS VERY FUCKING FUN. LIKE THEY IMAGINE A WOMAN CAN'T BE AN ASSHOLE SLAVE OWNER
u have my attention
oh im not 2 pickyy, i like em big n strong n clingy n grabby
after 26 years, I am back on Alternia. Fuck my life.
3833 < You should have as much fun as possible and strive to have a body that is YOURS! > 3833 < This is the story of how I found out I can plug USB cables into my ghost body... >
Listen up cre\/\/\/\/, I ha\/\/e been respectfully placed under administrati\/\/e super\/\/ision after cullin' Troll Bruno Mars. I thought he \/\/\/\/ould turn to candy like the rest o' us. Not just mist. Additionally, I remember most o' \/\/\/\/hat happened and apparently my Blood Alcohol Report sho\/\/\/\/ed I had 65% Alcohol in my blood. I \/\/\/\/as high proof. #substance #gore?
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
oooo u wanna cuddle me so bad ooooo
:33< thinkin about knotted bulge <3 :33< #nsfw #nsfwe if mewre a normie
Haha! this is so relatable as I have been called into work at 2 AM for the second day in a row
actual baby trycks: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1489909690262487152/Screenshot_20260404-014841.ibisPaint_X.png?ex=69d22207&is=69d0d087&hm=a6674f8348c37c8432bfd9a40155a40ed033f897cc2da054982af86cd2fa3766&
ooc this was the prototype for trycks when i was coming up with his design LMAO https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489908312920297502/Screenshot_20260404-014315.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d220be&is=69d0cf3e&hm=4c28766225a2c7181d6abd5514e39674c09428e17abe42128623347b2699ea61& which then became https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489907496809136229/Screenshot_20260404-013958.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d21ffc&is=69d0ce7c&hm=0d523dc9ba25e25b09d1e883b1ba66289b792b5c2b399a7f0b1ee3224701ebeb& which then became. well. this. (finalized design and commissioned a friend to illustrate it) and anyways looking back on it feels strangely like looking at baby pictures
S•unds r•ugh, highbl••ds really g•t a weird ass life.
Crispy is good. What would fries be without crispy?
(( "ooooo look at me I'm a germanic language that spent a thousand years mugging every romance language on the continent for loose loanwords" fuck you
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING AND I WILL LIKELY BE LEAVING IT ON THE TABLE WHERE YOU PUT IT
YOU KNOW THERE ALMOST IS THE DEEP DESIRE IN MY SOUL TO CHANGE MY NAME BUT THE THING IS I QUITE LIKE THE NAME KARKAT. IT HAS A SATISFYING CRUNCH AND GIVES THE OLIVEBLOODS SOMETHING TO DO BESIDES PUKE ON MY CARPETS
wow for people talkin about height$ you all $ure $eem more than ready to go down when needed #n$fw ????
come over and have.shortbread and spiked tea with gamgam
☆Ohhhh yeah baby. That's what I like to hear. You tryna fill a quad?☆
☆Ugh, five? What're your pronouns babe☆
☆I'm a 5'7 girlie, into taller trolls.☆
♡I'm Confused With Why Everyone Seems To Be Talking About Heights. Did I Miss Something? I Was Spending Time With My Lovely Matesprit.♡
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
Whoa! Wha Ish Wit All Dez Toll Folks Yappin About!?
D --> Anything below 6'8" is short
♯damn youre a ♯bigbitch
not in an insulting way, in a you would have scared the shit out of me way, that’s a good thing
i think i might be a pervert. #nsfw.
I will admit, Dualscar having to+ be o+ne o+f the first faces I see, is a bit jarring. :-(
are all other mes seriously drunk chronic alcoholics.
thinkin abt getting absolutely obliterated on a purple bulge rn #nsfw
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I will admit, I am enjoying my time on this platform. My Chitheads, please, tell me how you feel about it?
#ERIDANWEEK TODAY WAS SOMETHING
1 TH1NK 1T 1S H1GH T1M3 W3 G3T #R4NKM41D W33K G01NG
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
<body> ** if you boil cheetos in just the right way they kind of become shitty noodles. ask me how i know. </body>
On my journey to “Everybody who likes you” Island, I passed “Everyone who is mad at you” Island and noticed it’s been uninhabited for years. I’ve sent a team of scientists to analyze the soil, sorry.
dr easterman
the clean and shiny ablution trap shower heads that you twist to get different power modes
crow mauler and by extension pyramidhead they are basically the same character gomen
the boiled one
slenderman
the treble clef
thing addams
the evil hat from the human movie meet the robinsons
xenomorph queen
goregle specifically when you search something and it stalls out and makes you wait for it
roadhog
NICE ARGUMENT. UNFORTUNATELY I’VE ALREADY DEPICTED MYSELF AS THE CUTE SLEEPY PUPPY, AND YOU AS THE PILLOW IT’S LYING ON
For every reaction I receive, I will do nothing. This will be completely pointless and accomplish nothing for anybody except for a negligible increase to my interaction metrics.
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
*BiteS ThE PersoN ReadinG ThiS*
boys who are girls who are boys who are girls who are bisexual.
One to titillate your senses. Slake your thirst for blood. And also oil. I've been told there will be a lot of #oilingup .
:33< hmm lunch time :33< troll becky hold my calls
Like this post and I will ask you a question
fuck 1T, wh1l3 w3'r3 4lr34dy h3r3 4nd g3tt1ng M4D fr34ky w1th 1t bcuz WOW you guyz 4r3 not pl4y1ng 4round?? 1f 4nyon3 w4nts to m4k3 out 4nd stuff h1t my dmz. >8;] #nsfw
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starting to think when some people are getting off chitter they're just getting off. #nsfw
My punching bag gave out after a week do you guys recommend a stronger one
I don't wanna break my hand but also that'd be so fuckin sick
Okay. Well. I haven't railed any lines since felt manor, so we'll see about that. #substance
// I remember when Fozzer came out, and I crashed out on Twitter, crying about how cute he was, and for like a few years, I could just post like "Someone draw fozzer" and a bunch of people would draw fozzer for me, and I would draw him too. On Twitter, I single-handedly kept his tag alive; when you looked up his name, I'd mostly show up in the tag at the time, then I left Twitter. Anyway, I love Fozzer so much.
// The last time I too creative liberties with Fozzer's design I ended up with a Milf who I pretend is his ancestor now LOL, but I am being enbabled and I shall give him underbite. https://64.media.tumblr.com/e9490e46763bd26a31702f44fdde5e78/3708d61d10551736-fe/s1280x1920/4018e0c2c7437554633f670659737cfc454a2d45.png
well. guess my body finally caught up with me and how much shit ive been doing. its a #everythinghurts day
3833 < IT'S THUNDER THIGHS THIRSDAY BABES!!! > 3833 < THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MY FELLOW FAT GIRLS!!! > 3>8DD #ThunderThighThursday
guys, we have 2 #shavehim pls
▼if she pulls out a ukulele on our date I'm beating her to death with it▲
OH SHIT, ITS GETTING ON FIRE. ITS A FIREBALL.
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it amazes me how many trolls never look into the basics of alternian traffic laws. Do they think they put blinkers on buggies for fun???????
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hh KUDOS! ❤︎
oouhhhgh this might be a good idea arigatou for the idea!
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
No. As President, I tend not to pull pranks, as my work is very serious.
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
everypony i will not be chitting anymore until further notice take this as my break from chittr hope you are all happy as i am with my latest and greatest boyfriend
call'ePlease doNot doTh's.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
i bear more cultural relevance than caliborn ever will.
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8
// I have a good amount of art i am proud of but the ones I did and am doing for my sweet friend @caligulaAscendit <3 are by far my favorites https://i.imgur.com/hnAk0ce.png https://i.imgur.com/bFRDQSa.png
Drunk driving is perfectly fine. It's the drunk crashing that is the issue.
sumtimes i genuinesly consider sleepign all the whole entrire day mmm sleep
in a way we are all gods it brings me to tiers #pensive
♰ mmm.. not a terrible idea ♰
// I fucking love reels it's insane
// For those of you who were wondering – what do I get up to in those over seven hours on instagram? I consume quality content such as these videos. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a43c067f05d7.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d777fb8e98aa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97dd65d2e561.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/80151c978017.jpg
i wish i wasnt broke so i could blow money on coke #substances
okay........so is there anything else??? going on???
MY SHITS GETTING FUNDED FUCK YEAH THINGS ARE TURNING AROUND
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I think that I might think too much.
=^owo^= god im going to touch that burgundy #nsfw
^^#nsfW #Violence^^ ^^When Will i be hunted through the forest and slammed into the dirt and put in a headlock and made to beg for mY life...sigh^^
(literally been trying to draw this idiot for two-three hours. ragequit and doodled her frolicking instead)
there are beauififul wormmenn onn this website you innow who you sre #specificpostinng
In 2pirit of th3 hornypo2ting h3r32 my tit2 http2://i.ibb.co/Wvbwy2t4/imag3.png #n2fw #i2h
Are you guys. Hornyposting again. #NSFW
CRAZY.
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tHAT IS, oNE OF MY FAVORITE, cOMBOS IT IS, sO COMFY,
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
// #pissgatept2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/071c69571474.jpg
Do32n't it 2traight fuck?? Found thi2 2hit in th3 parking lot at th3 troll D3nny2 on a bar crawl. Wa2 th3 fit for th3 night
LUSUS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU GUYS BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK >o<
if he keeps whispering in my ear going on and on about the same bullshit ill double kill him , , , #violence #ghostproblems
oh noo i hope no one catches my....... YAWWWWNS
omgg im so TIRED *le yawn*
*le yawns on u*
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
((NAH ITS FINE i think its hilarious- go be free))
im a fan of certain doom
Reminder. Good Girls Get Treats, Bad Girls Get Spanks. Good Boys Get Pets, And Bad Boys Get To Be My Seat For The Day. #nsfv
i have a feeling that everyone on this fuckass sight is super easy to ragebait
ii"m awwake and makiin iit evveryone"2 problem..
3833 < Meow meow meow > 38YY
u should hydrate before u diedrate
((something that sucks about not being able to draw is i cant have the twins post nudes. this is damaging to my ego.))
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Fuck that's awesome I wish I was that tall.
punch my teeth in, , , #shibari #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/19M3mnH.png
The grind never sleeps. Probably on account of the caffeine in my system
There's no reason for me to point out kankri is a short stack. There's no reason for me to say he's short enough to fit in a backpack. There's also no reason for me to say he got a fat ass and thicc thighs. None. But here I am. #ooc
beg and ill show leg, , , #nsfw #seriousoffer #begandwhimper
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
Fur the amount of people who hated my clawntribution to these f33d memes, that's the amount of people you know don't have fun.
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
we're not starting this clownfuckery again. last time you all "flamed" me for finding the ghb hot.
clwns, trolls, humans i wnt dem all <3 #nsfw
twagan thinks cwowns and puwpwebwoods awe attwactive !!! it wouwd be incwedibwy siwwy NOT to think that !!!!! XP
1V3 B33N S331NG 4 LOT OF CLOWNPOST1NG HONKPOST1NG? 4 LOT TOD4Y
WH4TS L1F3 W1THOUT 4 L1TTL3 R4G3B41T1NG
KUDOS! ❤︎
>>| .i know .i mentioned .early night that .i'll post .a continuation .of the playboy, but .i'm wondering .if .anyone's still .interested .in .it? .and .as this topic .arrived, wanted to know .if .anytroll .actually... did some stuff .in such business .entertainment. #nsfw
especially if they abs꥟lutely hate the fact they're in ꥟ne. haha #nsfw
its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw
huhWhat 'sWrong?
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
Heheh do it
I WORK ON A FLEET SHIP AS A JANITOR AND GENERAL MAINTENANCE. THE JOB IS SURPRISINGLY REWARDING, BUT THE DOWNSIDES ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID.
◣_◢ When is TThaTT noTT TThe downside when iTT comes TTo working wiTTh oTTher people? Feeling for you, man.
Hv u evr tried whipped bod wash?
Same hehe Minis da wrk part lol
Heluuu babes
I hope #EridanCoin tanks. #Comeuppance #JustDesserts #Cringe - MC Oleana
cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep cheep cheep.
I got shot with a paintball! If enough horny people ask, I can post a picture of my tits <3 #nsfw i suppose
See, that's what I be saying.
hmph! i'll allow it. for NOW. but you're still on thin ice, bub. #nopervertsallowed
Some bitches might call me desperate. But I can't help by being a hot mother fucker. I also fucked your mom. #nsfw
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shoutout to @cmallieenmtertainmmenmt theyre the real shit
((Anything i draw as op here will take time, I am slow as balls when i draw but i prommie i will get it all done!))
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
// OOC but what if Jade Harley was called Jade Gnarly and she just skateboarded the whole time
Could you imagine if the entire juggalo community decided they'd beat and murder you for doing card tricks and then one day the Grand Highblood said "nah that shit's COOL AS FUCK." and nobody cared and they still beat you up for doing card tricks? Yeah that happened where I live but it was this show called Pokemon instead of card tricks and it was a different, non-purpleblood community. Fucked up.
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @preciptiousNeoma @gigglingGaffle @bigBooms @puzzlingResolve @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
I unno you just do.
;3
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Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #004 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/004.png
Drugs are fine as long as you're cool about it.
I am still, as the Cool Kids say, eepy.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c7728f5b2b5.jpeg #drank #drink
(( some of you guys are so fucking funny 😭😭😭 what do you mean suntzu tzusun has a chittr ))
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i think i accidentally gave a clown a crisis of faith / i hope everything goes well for her / she was nice
how the fuck can problem sleuth pull and i can't? the fuck?
mmy score goes up so fast because i nnever shut da hell up #YapperEra
// Piggybacking off what tactfultactriun said, yous have been mad chill like I haven't dealt wit any specific hostility or nun. If I'm offending anyone or if I hurt yr feelins do tell me, much love 🫶🙏
fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky fucked up in the crib eatin okie-dokies fucked up in the crib sippin dr bob fucked up in the crib eatin kat-kots
@peaNut and I staged an intervention. Nepeta hasn't showered in a w33k. We dragged her own onto the lawnring and hosed her down.
Awesome. You should do it again sometime.
Hiyaaa
r u looking? wow, ur so old i didnt even know u could date!
They say jealousy is an ugly look, but I find it rather fetching.
Hell yeah we do.
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
I am simply the most beloved user on Chittr.
「 If you can think of it, it’s probably somewhere. ⥮