Kankri Vantas
@cardinallyGarrulous
Preacher and Serm9nist 9f the Teachings 9f Sacred Pr96lematics. Usual trigger warnings apply.
OOC Posts for y'all that found me! Hi, I'm MJ (transmasc, USA, 35) and Kankri is a toxic AF SJW. If you find his arguments frustrating, insulting and pompous, that is largely the intention and he will likely never apologize if you catch him in the middle of insulting your character. That said, he's built for arguing and if you actually manage to get him to be your friend, he'll use this skill for your... slight benefit. I'll make a proper OOC page soon, hopefully. Thanks for welcoming me so warmly.
... That's 6arely a 6ra nevermind a shirt.
OH NO, THAT'S TERRIBLE. You should share what you're posting about.
I'm n9t a69ut t9 give the very lukewarm take 9f, "D9n't invite y9ur lusus t9 6r9wse the s9cial media that y9u use t9 talk a69ut sex, drugs and crime," 6ut I d9 think it's a little unwise. Th9ughtless, even.
Y♋️u d♋️ make a g♋️♋️d p♋️int. I will examine this th♋️r♋️ughly and c♋️mpare it t♋️ my s♋️urces.
> Kankri: Be short and mad. Pipsqueak.
I didn't kn9w tr9lls c9uld get up t9 seven feet...
oF CoUrSe, RaRe, BuT ThErE ArE, bUt i tHiNk aNyOnE BeInG UnDeR 5 FeEt iS PrEtTy rArE.
I wasn't talking a69ut y9u tw9 6ef9re, 6ut I am n9w.
I remem6er 9verhearing Cr9nus talk a69ut h9w it l99ked 6igger in the 6ack when I sat d9wn. I decided I can't sit ar9und him anym9re.
That's t99 many Meenah-tr9lls, s9me 9f y9u need t9 l9g 9ff.
water you even talkin boat aint N-EARLY enuff a us around. get yo meenah up on chittr too
Man. I wish we could break quirk for adding links. Is there a way to do that without using OOC mode? Something to find out about... #ooc #i'mold #andconfused
HONESTLY I took the quirk off altogether and do it manually because of the link hassle lmao ]]
// you can still paste the link and it will work as normal. the quirk doesn't change the link embed or if someone needs to copy it to open it they can turn off the quirk on the post
It really d9es feel like y9u all try t99 hard t9 pail each 9ther.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTds-crdX48uz02-dC49GFlL1GfuxO3rhnaK9NIOJLtyQ&s
I think my feed needs m9re than sex t9 fix them, h9nestly. #therapy
night|y reminder that i sti|| have []penings f[]r c[]nsu|tati[]ns
I sh9uld st9p clicking rand9m links...
Is it n9rmal t9 share pictures 9f y9urself here? I d9n't expect us t9 l99k t99 different, if y9u rec9gnize a parad9x versi9n 9f s9me9ne y9u already kn9w.
I CAN REASSURE YOU THAT WE LOOK DIFFERENT. JUST SHARE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF. THERE'S AN ALT OF US THAT HAS RODENT FEATURES.
I MADE A TYPO AND DIDN'T MEANT TO PUT US AND MEANT "ME" BUT. ALSO NO THE KARKAT IS VERY RODENT-LIKE. RAT TAIL INCLUDED. AS FOR KANKRI'S THERE'S ONE I KNOW THAT'S TRANSFEM. SO YOUR ALTS OBJECTIVELY WILL LOOK DIFFERENT.
THERE WOULD BE A RODENT LIKE KANKRI TO HIM, YEAH. I MEAN, HE'S NOT UGLY IF THAT'S A CONCERN. HE'S JUST VAGUELY RAT-LIKE. I MEAN, FROM MY UNDERSTANDING, TROLLS ARE STILL SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC TO A DEGREE. SO EVEN TRANSITIONING IS POSSIBLE. ALSO, I THINK ON ALTERNIAN, THERE IS STILL SOME GENDER INEQUALITY (NAMELY AGAINST PEOPLE BORN AS WOMEN), SO TRANSITIONING IS STILL A THING. IT'S JUST NOT AS BIG A DEAL FOR TROLLS AS IT IS FOR HUMANS, AS WE HAVE A DIFFERENT VIEW OF GENDER. ALSO, YOUR TRANSFEMME ALT JUST DECIDED THAT BEING A MAN DIDN'T WORK WITH HER IDENTITY ANYMORE; SHE SAID IT WAS A LOT OF SOUL SEARCHING. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HER PERSONALLY. SHE'S NOT MY KANKRI. I JUST SAW HER POSTS ON A DIFFERENT APP.
I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'M NOT YOU, OR HE'S. BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. ALSO, THERE ARE A LOT OF MAMMALIAN TROLLS I'VE SEEN. I MEAN, IF A PLATYPUS CAN EXIST, SO CAN MAMMALIAN TROLLS. I MEAN THAT ASIDE, THERE IS STILL THE ABILITY TO NOT IDENTIFY WITH THE GENDER YOU WERE BORN WITH. EVEN IF IT'S COMPLEX, GENDER PRESENTATION IS COMPLEX. YOUR BIOLOGICAL SEX, REGARDLESS OF GENETIC COMPLEXITIES, SHOULDN'T STOP YOU FROM PROUDLY CHANGING HOW YOU PRESENT. I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ANY TIMELINE BUT MY OWN, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,Y GENDER PRESENTATION AND SOCIAL REPRESENTATION ARE ENTIRELY UP TO YOU, AND IF YOU CHANGE YOUR GENDER THAT DOESN'T MATCH WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL SEX, EVEN IF IT'S JUST A SOCIAL TRANSITION, IT'S STILL TRANSITIONING. TROLLS HERE HAVE 3 "SEXES": MALE, FEMALE, AND INTERSEX. TO GET FURTHER INTO THAT, INTERSEX MALE, INTERSEX FEMALE. IT CAN, OF COURSE, BE MORE COMPLEX; YOU CAN END UP WITH ANY SEX HERE, REALLY, BUT TYPICALLY, SOCIALLY, "MALE" AND "FEMALE" ARE STILL THE BINARY. WHICH IS GOOD. I'M JUST YAPPING.
GOOD TO KNOW AND TRUE. I CAN'T SAY I REALLY KNOW, I'M NOT INTERSEX. BUT I BELIEVE IT'S A MIXTURE OF THINGS, IT'S DIFFERENT CASE TO CASE. SOME LEAN MORE TOWARD HAVING UNIQUE BONE STRUCTURES OR MOLT RATES, ETC. OR THEIR GENITALIA IS ALTERED. AMAB TROLLS TEND TO HAVE VERY UNDERDEVELOPED NOOKS COMPARED TO AFAB TROLLS. THERE'S NOT A LOT I KNOW ABOUT IT PERSONALLY.
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holy fuck queen ur hot
言 | You know I have all the "tea". Feel free to ask me about, whatever.
Since vvhen did you have time for trash like this???
THANKS, GILLFRIEND <3 CUTEST LIL H💋RN RING T💋💋, NEED T💋 GET S💋ME 💋F THEM 💋R MAKE S💋ME
MMMMMMMMM SINCE I ENDED UP 💋UT 💋F THE L💋💋P 💋F G💋SSIP #UPDATEMEALWAYS
Hm. It w9uld pr96a6ly 6e very suspici9us 9f me t9 re6l9g a 6eautiful tr9ll's ph9t9graph 9f herself, c9nsidering wh9 I've decided t9 f9ll9w.
And an9ther 9ne... #lying #a lying liar #9min9us p9sting is fun
That is the m9st Cr9nus 9f the Cr9nii that I had seen yet. #sure #I'll f9ll9w him
Every9ne in this party feels unusual. (Why is 9ur h9st shaped like that?)
FUCK, THE LIGHT M9DE!!!
There's no reason for me to point out kankri is a short stack. There's no reason for me to say he's short enough to fit in a backpack. There's also no reason for me to say he got a fat ass and thicc thighs. None. But here I am. #ooc
(making your blorbo a shortstack with thicc thighs and a fat ass is a time-honored tradition!!)
