Jinx Egbert
@ectoBiologist
movie fan and prankster extraordinaire! he/she and silly!
literally nothing can convince me to go to bed at this point i am mischief herself... and yet. she beckons to me. the ever cozy and dependable mattress.
yeah okay i need to sleep but cannot in fact convince myself to.
B33 < dont make me hit the wardrobifier for cute pajamas
i need something to do. something drastic, something crazy! i know, i'll throw the best talent show this multiverse has ever seen!
maybe silly is the NORMAL thing and you all are just too serious! maybe we all need to be more silly!
i think i need to do something mischievous before bed. it's like how dogs have to walk in a circle a few times.
me before saying something unhinged on chitter or to dirk on pesterchum right before i go to bed yesterday it was aboht deltarune but i gave no context and he was so fucking confused lmao
lately i've been muttering quotes from the character vyper from deadlock. the phrase "a crisp lincoln" has entered my lexicon and will never leave.
whats going on? whats with all the yesses?
i’m unsure but if you find out please tell me, i asked and nobody told me why.
just finished a run of slay the spire 2 with @aventurineCopycat . we both went nearly identical decks as ironclad. by the end our fake macho voices had accelerated to the point i was shouting "LETS GO TO CARLS JR, HAVE THE SEXBURGER." on that point, i've never had carls jr, mostly cause their ads are weird. is it any good? #nsfw i guess
B33 < its m3333h B33 < but i havent had it in YEARS so
love all the egberts celebrating casey's fantastic play. :D
oh, i more meant play in the like, taking an action sense! it's like talking to a genie with you people.
Hey Jinx You Are Like The One With The Cute Salamander Right? I Thought Maybe She And My Casey Could Have Like A Play Date
casey just filled terezi's hive with skelesquirrels. i'm so proud of her.
anyone got any silly questions? feeling like babbling!
well, john felt a bit wrong, and the junes ive seen are nice but it's not the same vibe! jinx is cute because it's mischievous and silly! it fits a prankster. :D
doting tends to get me. oh and when people are stern but like in a specific way? also i'm a sucker for a good laugh.
SOMEONE MIGHT FIND THAT ENDEARING UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS ONLY HATE IN MY HEART. AND WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE CONSUMABLE IN YOUR HAND.
Y0U F00L. Y0U ABS0LUTE M0R0N 0F A SK1NBEAST. 0N THE DAY 0F REV0LUT10N, 1 W1LL TURN THESE WEAKNESSES AGA1NST Y0U. Y0U W1LL BE D0TED 0N. T0 THE DEATH! STERNLY! AND THE LAST TH1NG Y0U HEAR W1LL BE THE S0UND 0F Y0UR 0WN LAUGHTER! K1LL1NG Y0U! BEEP.
did we do pizza takes? pepperoni and pineapple is a combo i adore. alternatively feta, spinach, chicken and good tomatoes. another good one is feta pepperoni onion and hot honey. polarizing, i know.
i really love listening to people talk about stuff they find interesting or things they care about. cold take i know.
Jinx, you got to hit me with these movie takes man, I've been waiting for them
gosh! sorry which takes were you after? i feel like ive gone on enough nic cage and expressionism rants
Next? Pig?? Willy's Wonderland? I need some hard takes and some soft takes rn
willys wonderland entertained me way more than anything from the concept it was lowkey ripping off. peak good awful movie.
i am vulnerable to such a specific line of attack. christ. #nsfw?
I told ya you're never winning at Stratego, Egbert
B33 < cucumber on the ground gets em efurry time
if im picking a side in this, which im not thats silly... jack off more? get off, be happy and horny and move on with your day! #nsfw
alright, today i'm going to do some fighting, haven't brawled in forever and i wanna practice up.
gotta say. of as a recent comparison my strange and sexual hangout on a event day seemed WAY more fun. #nsfw
well now you have me curious about your endeavors! on april fools i just did a prank where i made it look like i made a #peanutbuttersandwich, ate it, and got sent to the fucking peanut dimension.
oh i was pranking just about as much as i could. funny water balloon traps, rooms with the furniture on the ceiling, i repainted some of felt manor magenta... and then uh, terezi and davepetasprite kinda took it upon themselves to end my reign of terror.
i left out that i messed with terezi and dps' wardrobifiers to put them in funny outfits too.
woah. i am EXTREMELY curious about the #nsfw details. are you comfortable sharing about it? it can be over private messages too if you would prefer! although i also understand if you do not want to share either way.
really starting to think i should have gone. if nothing else to try and help people not absolutely wreck themselves!
we need like, a hangout that isnt that. i think?
from what i know today is the day of rest, and i have heard rumors that something big is planned for tomorrow again. hopefully less stressful than last night!
jesus christ how can there still be something big they blew up the vneue, have had to revive the guests multiple times! even had an orgy. also hey what did you mean last night about being a pervert i need details. #nsfw #nosy
seeing a lot of what happened there last night awakened something in me. or at least made it easier to be a little more open about something that was always in me.
made a big breakfast today! kinda got enough leftovers i could zap it around if anyone wants some. sausage bacon eggs pancakes hash browns, the works!
I'm looking at you with my big ol' eyes.
april fools kinda just unlocked my prankster's gambit for me again i think at some point i had put it away.