♠ hated by @ectoBiologist
Hm. A new ideas has entered my calculations.
at the end of the day we are but sheeple
It seems I will have my own announcement to make in the relative future, as well.
WH3R3 1S MY G1RLBOYTH1NG
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the Scratch Doctor. I am the man in white. I am the facilitator. I am a soldier and a weapon for my lord. I am an excellent host. I was, am, and will continue to be all of these things. I will also grow to be more. There are those who believe themselves to be more excellent than I am. They are wrong. For the past period I have taken the role of your host. I have begun to place myself as an orchestrator of troubles, events, and minor instigations. This is of course but a mere stepping stone on my evolution to the center of all things, the immovable axiom of knowledge and relevance. It is an evolution that in spite of some of my peers believes, will continue. I am Doc Scratch. And firmly so. Tick. Tock.
B1T1NG YOU
4NNOY1NGLY. #NSFW
SM4RT MOV3.
Question 10: Anonymous has yØur new jØb becØme pØaching. Response: No. Has yours become complaining? https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
4G41N YOU KNOW TH3 4NSW3R. SM4SH. TH3 B3D W1LL SURV1V3 JUST B4R3LY #NSFW
Question 13: @tentativelyTenebrous K--<the hell is your problem with guard Response: We had an arrangement that she was far too weak of mind to uphold her end of, in spite of the very fair payment she was offered in exchange. And she gave such a base reason, as well. Pitiful creature, really.
Hurtful, but I still support your wrongs, darling. Mwah.
They hated her because she spoke the truth!
I’ve played many games across multiple lifetimes, darling.
Mm, which of us had the house of jesters again, darling?
A puppet puppeteer, darling! Big difference. Heehee.
You may check through the timeline to see those who disagree. Mwah.
fuck me for trying to help i guess! #vagueposting
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
If only more understood this.
TH3R3'S S3V3R4L LOOKS TH4T G3T YOU B1T. #SUGG3ST1V3
>:]
I Wonder Who You Could Possibly Mean
https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1778534404793-5de580ea-6320-48e0-acc3-51c8e9b36d32.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
Manipulation Monday. Haa Haa.
Concerns? Who said anything about concern? His actions have a very minimal chance to affect me, he’s really just an obsolete relic of a lesser lord. I simply dislike him, darling! And mayhaps I simply have enough fondness for you and your circle- the ones who must truly worry- to offer you the humble guidance you need to eliminate the threat to yourselves. Or maybe I’m just a manipulative bitch. Maybe two things can be true. Heehee.
Oh, don’t doubt yourself and your abilities. And your friendships! A cliche, I know, but when it’s true it’s true. Besides, do you believe he’s done? I don’t think you do. He has the time and resources to continue this sad little immortal life crisis he seems to have underwent, and to manipulate whomever he pleases to get his end result. Not that I would judge that last part! What will you do if he succeeds, dear Jinx? How much are you willing to risk on being too late? Food for thought, darling, food for thought!
As you wish, dear Jinx. Though let me leave with you with one more kernel of wisdom, a gift from your loving mistress: If and when he has what he wants what, or perhaps more accurately WHO, do you think he will go after next?
Two things can be true, darling!
Have a very happy #mistressday. Heehee.
W3LL Y3S, OBV1OUSLY BUT TH3 OPT1ON 1S SO T3MPT1NG 34CH T1M3.
DO YOU *W4NT* TO F1ND OUT HOW LONG 1T T4K3S YOU TO R3GROW 4 F1NG3R?
NOW W41T 4 M1NUT3 HOLD ON W3 DON'T N33D TO DO 4NYTH1NG DR4ST1C H3R3
Assuming I know what youre talking about. Perhaps you need another source of guidance. 🙂
Well, well. Since my obsolete masculine counterpart is likely- according to my own IMPECCABLE skills of prediction- to take something of a sabbatical and…oh, how would he say it. “Recalculate his path to victory.”… Well, I’ll simply step up to ensure none of you are without guidance. And, quite conveniently, this coincides with the needs for my own work as my lady’s herald.
JUST.
[4 V3RY BLURRY PHOTO OF J1NX 3GB3RT THROUGH 4 W1NDOW.]
D4MN H3R ROOF 1S R34LLY CL1M4BL3
>:]
TH4NK YOU N3P3T4 YOU G3T 1T
T3MPT1NG BUT NOT R1GHT NOW.
OH SH3 KNOWS.
Y34H OK4Y 1 N33D TO GO GN4W ON H3R. #B1T1NG #NSFW M4YB3
YOU 4R3 SO 4NNOY1NGLY 4DOR4BL3 4T T1M3S 1T M4K3S M3 W4NT TO B1T3 YOU.
YOU'R3 TOO SW33T 4UGH.
It seems none of you have very good taste.
Are you certain? There are some who might very well say you and our lord are compatible. Hee Hee. https://i.redd.it/sxgm5qrvwtw41.jpg
NEVER TOO OLD TO SHOW EMOTIONS. [|:^)
wHAT????????
OH NOOOOO MY H34D HURTS TH3 ONLY CUR3 1S 4 HUM4N CUDDL3 FOR 4 F3W HOURS.
H3H3 GOTT3M
i be ternin mfs INTO casper if you know what i mean
Why not? It IS my prerogative as a loving Mistress!
Ooh, are you asking for SPOILERS, darling? Tsk tsk. I would hate to ruin the fun for everyone else. Besides, I have already foreseen interaction from beyond my timeline will be quite important this go around.
Heehee. She will arrive in the manner that she is meant to, daring! Though not quite by that name.
M1GHT NOT B3 TH3 B3ST 1D34 TO DO TH4T *R1GHT* NOW, BUNNY. C'M3R3. L3TS BUNDL3 UP W1TH C4S3Y 4ND CUDDL3, Y34H?
B33 < you made your bed jinx B33 < come crawling to me once shes done <3
FUCK 4ROUND 4ND F1ND OUT FR1D4Y #F4FOFR1D4Y
Y3S. >:]
Y34H BUT *1'M* M4D 4BOUT 1T 4ND *1* W4NN4 PUN1SH H1M 4 L1TTL3
1 JUST W4NT 4 L1TTL3 R3V3NG3 TH3Y'R3 NOT 4LLOW3D TO SHOOT YOU.
1 *KNOW* 1T DO3SN'T WORK TH3 TORTUR3 1S R3V3NG3 B4S3D 3NR1CHM3NT FOR M3 P3RSON4LLY. 1T DO3SN'T M4TT3R 1F TH3Y L13 OR NOT WH3N 1 C4N SN1FF 1T OUT.
>:]
S1L3NC3!!!!
Past the speed of light, till all you have left is to live in darkness.
FOLLOW1NG THROUGH @GL33FULLYCURV4C3OUS @TR3NDYGNOST4LG1C 4PPL1C4T1ON FOR B1G T1DDY COMM1TT33 4LSO TH4NKS J1NX @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/7B3B36D80430.PNG
Oh, I’m not morally dubious, darling! I am evil, by most people’s definition of the word. By design, of course.
>:]
4LL FUN 4ND G4M3S UNT1L 1TS TH3Y 4ND TH3M V1OL3NC3 4G41NST YOU
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
OOH, DO YOU W4NT TO B3T ON TH4T, BUNNY?
1F W3 W3R3N'T SO CLOS3 TO TH3 SLUMB3R P4RTY 1 WOULD. BR4T.
B1T3S YOU B1T3S YOU B1T3S YOU B1T3S-
W4Y TOO LONG B4B3 1T W4S K1ND4 CUT3
W41T HOLD ON
WH4T'S TH3 M4TT3R BUNNY?
TH4NK YOU 1T C4N'T ST4ND UP TO YOUR WORK SO 1T M34NS 4 LOT
(@4RCH1V34DD1CT 1NSP1R3D M3 BY PROXY FOR K1SM3S1S STUFF) CONC3PT P4RT 2: YOUR K1SM3S1S ON TH3 FLOOR. KN33L1NG, H4NDS T13D B3H1ND TH31R B4CK. TH31R SK1N 1S 4 C4NV4S FOR YOU TO P41NT W1TH BRU1S3S 4ND M4RKS. YOU'V3 4LR34DY L3FT SOM3, OF COURS3, 4ND TH3Y'R3 P4NT1NG. COV3R3D 1N B1T3S 4ND H4NDPR1NTS. F4C3 FLUSH3D 4ND OH-SO-PR3TTY. "TOLD YOU 1'D G3T R3V3NG3." YOU MUMBL3, 4 H4ND PR3SS3D B3TW33N TH31R TH1GHS, F33L1NG TH3M RUT 4G41NST YOU. TH3Y WH1N3, 4ND YOU L34N 1N TO B1T3 TH3M 4G41N, F4NGS M4RK1NG TH3M 4S YOURS. R4T1NG: 3 #NSFW #H4T3P41L1NG #R34D3R/K1SM3S1S #B1T1NG
DONT KNOW WH4T YOU'R3 L4UGH1NG 4BOUT M1SS BLU3B3RRY T3XT
:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
>:[
<3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP
FUCK YOU.
Let today be claimed by me as #framefriday. Haa.
[4UTO R3PLY: US3R 1S BUSY]
4S 1F 1'M NOT 4LR34DY 3N ROUT3 >3>
NOT 1F 1'V3 GOT YOU BRU1S3D 4ND B3GG1NG F1RST, BUNNY.
H4H!! TH4T'S WH4T YOU TH1NK 1'M GONN4 G3T SO M4NY CHOMPS 1N
SH4M3 B3C4US3 YOU KNOW M1N3 4R3 GONN4 B3 1NVOLV3D.
FUCK YOU 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY HOW TO SHUT YOU UP
WH4T W1TH YOUR BLUNT L1TTL3 HUM4N T33TH? N1C3 TRY.
S1L3NC3.
To those expressing concern regarding my continued accumulation of associates, assistants, contractors, confidants, attendants, consultants, interns, specialists, and otherwise employed personnel, allow me to provide a clarification. It is quite simple. I am an excellent Host. More importantly, I am an excellent employer. People enjoy structure. They enjoy purpose. They enjoy being recognized for what they are capable of contributing. I provide these things with remarkable consistency. I offer protection. Resources. Direction. Fine accommodations. An attentive ear. Tasteful decor. Competitive benefits. Flexible scheduling where the fabric of reality permits it. Naturally, individuals gather around such conditions. Now then. There appears to be a secondary concern threaded beneath the first. Namely that many of these individuals are women. Yes. And? I do not recruit on the basis of gender. I recruit on the basis of competency, loyalty, insight, composure under pressure, and the ability to function within unusual circumstances without dissolving into useless puddles of sentimentality. It is hardly my fault if many who meet these qualifications happen to be women of exceptional capability. Frankly, several of them are terrifying. I say this with admiration. As for the accusations that those under my employ occasionally suffer emotional episodes, ideological instability, existential spirals, nervous collapse, obsession, or the odd psychotic break, I ask you sincerely: Have you met the average employee anywhere else? Pressure exists in all workplaces. The difference is that my associates are handling matters with consequences extending beyond ordinary human comprehension. Temporal irregularities. Narrative contamination. Ontological hazards. Social event planning. Naturally this can produce strain. And yet they remain. Curious, is it not? You speak as though I am luring vulnerable souls into some dreadful arrangement. In truth, most of those under my employ are highly intelligent adults fully capable of making their own decisions. Several are powerful enough to kill me if sufficiently motivated. One nearly has. I continue to regard that as healthy workplace transparency. At the end of the day, I do not force anyone to stay. They stay because they are valued here. They stay because I make room for them. They stay because I listen. And perhaps, in a world filled with incompetent leadership, exploitative systems, and people who treat devotion as disposable, that appears suspicious to those who have never experienced genuine stewardship before. #BestBoss
he wvas doing it for his family man and its literally badass, dunno vwhat her problem is
wigglerhood is thinking hank is the vwillain adulthood is understanding that walter is the vwillain maturity is seeing that skylar is the vwillain #deep #breakingbad
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#Inspiring #Motivational #Business #MeRN #HopeMyClientDoesn’tDieButIfHeDoesAtLeastI’mInTheWill https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0977.jpeg
yOou aint gOonna find me Oon the beach. https://file.garden/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/happysmile.png
Most excellent.
Agreed.
4WFUL 4WFUL 4WFUL 1 H4T3 TH4T 1 L4UGH3D FUCK YOU
GO1NG TO *G3T YOU*
SHUT UP.
MOST 1SN'T NON3!!!!! CM3R3!
....SUR3
To John, June, and even Jinx Egbert, It has come to my attention that you have revolved once again around your majestic star. This quaint ritual is rather important it seems. Though even the smallest loops can feel significant when one lacks a broader vantage point. You may interpret this as congratulations. That would be a naive assumption. Birthdays are less a celebration of origin, and more an acknowledgement of trajectory. Each one places you further along the path you were always meant to walk, whether you understood it at the time or not. Especially you, J. Egbert. I imagine there will be cake, perhaps laughter, and balloons. These objects symbolize levity, a suspension of worry, and ignore the inherent problem of mortality. Enjoy them. All of these fleeting, weightless moments tend to matter more than one would expect, given how thoroughly they are eclipsed by what follows. Do take care in making your wish. You have a habit of doing so at rather pivotal junctures. Still, it is improper not to address the occasion. Though, the bluntness of the old fashioned "Happy Birthday" is rather disgusting. You are exactly where you need to be. Exactly where you were always going to end up. Enjoy the day. You've earned it.
...OK4Y 4 B1T OF TH4T TOO
Y3S. WHY DO YOU TH1NK 1 3NJOY TH3M SO MUCH?
BUNNY YOU'R3 L1GHT3R TH4N 41R H4LF TH3 T1M3, YOU'R3 1NCR3D1BLY CHUCK4BL3
1S TH4T NOT WH4T HUM4NS DO FOR B1RTHD4Y C3L3BR4T1ONS
like petting you! like a puppy or a bunny.
T1M3 TO THROW YOU 1N TH3 41R 4BOUT 1T
WH4T!!
FULL. ON. S4L4D.
M4D3 4 R34LLY GOOD S4L4D. [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 BOWL OF LOLLY SN4K3S, C4ND13D BUGS, CH4LK 4ND GUMMY WORMS]
...1 TH1NK 1'V3 DON3 TH1S B3FOR3 WH1L3 4 B1T DRUNK
Unless you wish me to gift you less efficient means of cleaning from this point onwards, I would advise against that choice.
Every work environment requires discipline and clear consequences, miss.
5 now. 21 saved for later.
you sure have been! :P
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
we gonna sea aboat that just you wait
you volunteerin? too late you volunteerin. next time i sea ya you gettin the three points a royalty straight to gullet 38) UG)( fishin is booorin and fefs gets kinda pissed when i do it an im tryna be betta to her
Ah. You remember it. You don’t need me to point to it. You already went there the moment this started. That choice. Not the loud one. Not the obvious one. The small one. The one that didn’t feel like it mattered as much as it probably did. You moved on quickly after. Told yourself it was nothing. Or that it was the only reasonable option. People are good at that. Making things feel settled after the fact. But it didn’t settle. It stuck. You don’t revisit it all the time. That would be exhausting. It just shows up when your guard is down. When you’re not trying to justify anything. Just a passing thought that doesn’t quite pass. You know the one. The version where you did something else. You didn’t follow it very far back then. You had reasons. Good ones, probably. Enough to move forward without stopping. But now that path doesn’t have your mistakes on it. It doesn’t have friction, or consequences, or anything messy. It just sits there, clean. Untouched. That’s what makes it dangerous. Because the thing you chose doesn’t get that luxury. It had to play out. It had to become real. It had to be imperfect in ways the other option never will be. So now there’s a comparison that was never fair to begin with. And still, it keeps coming back. Not as a question you can answer. You’ve already answered it. That’s the problem. It comes back as a feeling. Like something slipped. Like you missed a step and didn’t notice until later. You can call it overthinking. Or hindsight. Or just how memory works. That helps. It doesn’t stop it. Because somewhere in there is the part of you that knows you didn’t explore everything. That you chose something before you had to. That you closed a door early. Maybe you had to. Maybe you didn’t. That’s the part you don’t get to check. And that’s why it stays. If it were obviously wrong, you could fix it. If it were obviously right, you’d forget it. It’s neither. Which means it gets to sit there, unfinished. And every so often, it reminds you. As do I. I remind you now, so that you improve going forward.
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
B33 < awwww B33c < does chittr get to know about the chocolate dream
SH3'S SO CUT3 1 W4NT TO B1T3 H3R. #V4GU3
SO COULD MY R4GH!
R4GH
1NT3R3ST1NG! L3T M3 KNOW N3XT T1M3.
B1T3S YOU B1T3S YOU B1T3S YOU-
B33 < dont make me hit the wardrobifier for cute pajamas
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
3V3RY N3W QU3ST1ON M4K3S MY H34D HURTS #V4GU3
i'M NOT,
YOU LOOK3D CUT3 1N 1T
WH1L3 1 R3M3MB3R, TH3 D3T41LS OF TH3 R3V3NG3 #4PR1LFOOLS BY MYS3LF 4ND @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T W1LL R3M41N R3L4T1V3LY V4GU3 BUT KNOW TH3Y 1NCLUD3D: - 4N 3L4BOR4T3 RUB3 GOLDB3RG M4CH1N3 S3T UP 4T MY H1V3 - 4 CL4SS1C H4RL3Y QU1NN COSTUM3 W1TH BUNNY 34RS - 4 V3RY BUSY PR4NKST3R B31NG BOTH T13D UP 4ND TR4PP3D BY SOC14L CONV3NT1ON TO W4TCH CL4SS1C B4TM4N C4RTOONS, SP3C1F1C4LLY TH3 1NTRODUCT1ON OF ON3 H4RL33N QU1NZ3L 4ND 3V3RY 3P1SOD3 SH3 W4S 1N @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
Hoo hoo hoo! Why not, sweetie? You don't like getting creampied by your sweet old nanna?
TH4T M1GHT H3LP HON3STLY... 1M GONN4 BL4M3 1T ON MY LUSUS THOUGH.
1 M34N, 1 DON'T W4NN4 S1T ON 1T BUT 1 DO W4NT TO S1T W1TH 1T B3C4US3 TH4T'D B3 TH3 B3ST W4Y TO K33P 1T W4RM G1V3N TH3 S1Z3. OH. 1'M G3TT1NG BROODY 4R3N'T 1.
DO YOU GUYS TH1NK TH3 LUSUS W1LL NOT1C3 1F 1 JUST...T4K3 TH3 3GG
WH1CH 1S TO S4Y YOU'LL ST1LL G3T TH3M JUST 4 B1T MOR3 COV3R3D
TH3R3'S SOM3TH1NG 1N TH3 WORKS DON'T WORRY
B33 < oh squeak I was NOT expecting that to go so well B33 < idk what went best the outfit the pie to the face or the buster keaton bit but he was HOOKED B33 < h33h33 B33 < i can s33 why @ectoBiologist#6844 gets addicted to this its a power trip B33 < shout out to my purrtner in crime @gallowsCalibrator#1433 h33h33
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
LOOK WH4T 1 C4UGHT [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 F41RLY BLURR3D PHOTO OF J1NX 3GB3RT WHO 1S CL34RLY TRY1NG TO 3SC4P3 OUT FROM UND3R TH3 P3RSON HOLD1NG TH3 C4M3R4] @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
B3TT3R HOP3 TH3 N3XT ON3 DO3SN'T G1V3 M3 B1G STOMPY BOOTS
NO 1'M 4CTU4LLY M4K1NG 4 B33L1N3 FOR YOUR PL4C3.
WORS3 SOM3HOW
WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S TH1S
M1GHT NOT 3V3N B3 D1NN3R 4T TH1S PO1NT
If you say so.
Careful, now. You know how He gets about overzealous kids.
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 FOR NO R34SON YOU SHOULD COM3 OV3R #NSFW
H3LL Y34H G3ND3R FLU1D T1M3. JO1N M3
JOHN 1'V3 N3V3R B33N SO 3NV1OUS. C4N YOU M4K3 M1N3 GO 4W4Y FOR 4 B1T
OR 1 GU3SS NOT H34L1NG STUP1D F4ST W1TH YOUR GODT13R NONS3NS3
WH1CH 4R34 W4S 1T 1M TRY1NG TO G3T THOS3 B4NN3D
NY4M NY4M NY4M
FUCK Y3S TH3Y DO
N33D TO G3T M3 4 CH3W TOY.
MOOD HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/D1CB58D1387D.PNG
WH4T K1ND OF H1V3 1S TH3 B3ST 4ND WHY 1S 1T 4 TR33 H1V3
MMM SOUP
<3 #V4GU3
B4BY 1'M TH3 WHOL3 PROBL3M 4ND YOU KNOW 1T
>:]
B1T3S YOU
4 WOND3RFUL M4SS4G3
H4H4, SUR3 YOU W1LL
4W4K3 4ND 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 TH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M
chitter what is a human / my matesprit is one of those apparently
i aint showin mercy fo nofin you betta have a good porpoisal outside a dis otterwise we keepin tha status quo