♠ hated by @ectoBiologist
B33 < dont make me hit the wardrobifier for cute pajamas
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
3V3RY N3W QU3ST1ON M4K3S MY H34D HURTS #V4GU3
i'M NOT,
YOU LOOK3D CUT3 1N 1T
WH1L3 1 R3M3MB3R, TH3 D3T41LS OF TH3 R3V3NG3 #4PR1LFOOLS BY MYS3LF 4ND @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T W1LL R3M41N R3L4T1V3LY V4GU3 BUT KNOW TH3Y 1NCLUD3D: - 4N 3L4BOR4T3 RUB3 GOLDB3RG M4CH1N3 S3T UP 4T MY H1V3 - 4 CL4SS1C H4RL3Y QU1NN COSTUM3 W1TH BUNNY 34RS - 4 V3RY BUSY PR4NKST3R B31NG BOTH T13D UP 4ND TR4PP3D BY SOC14L CONV3NT1ON TO W4TCH CL4SS1C B4TM4N C4RTOONS, SP3C1F1C4LLY TH3 1NTRODUCT1ON OF ON3 H4RL33N QU1NZ3L 4ND 3V3RY 3P1SOD3 SH3 W4S 1N @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
Hoo hoo hoo! Why not, sweetie? You don't like getting creampied by your sweet old nanna?
TH4T M1GHT H3LP HON3STLY... 1M GONN4 BL4M3 1T ON MY LUSUS THOUGH.
1 M34N, 1 DON'T W4NN4 S1T ON 1T BUT 1 DO W4NT TO S1T W1TH 1T B3C4US3 TH4T'D B3 TH3 B3ST W4Y TO K33P 1T W4RM G1V3N TH3 S1Z3. OH. 1'M G3TT1NG BROODY 4R3N'T 1.
DO YOU GUYS TH1NK TH3 LUSUS W1LL NOT1C3 1F 1 JUST...T4K3 TH3 3GG
WH1CH 1S TO S4Y YOU'LL ST1LL G3T TH3M JUST 4 B1T MOR3 COV3R3D
TH3R3'S SOM3TH1NG 1N TH3 WORKS DON'T WORRY
B33 < oh squeak I was NOT expecting that to go so well B33 < idk what went best the outfit the pie to the face or the buster keaton bit but he was HOOKED B33 < h33h33 B33 < i can s33 why @ectoBiologist#6844 gets addicted to this its a power trip B33 < shout out to my purrtner in crime @gallowsCalibrator#1433 h33h33
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
LOOK WH4T 1 C4UGHT [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 F41RLY BLURR3D PHOTO OF J1NX 3GB3RT WHO 1S CL34RLY TRY1NG TO 3SC4P3 OUT FROM UND3R TH3 P3RSON HOLD1NG TH3 C4M3R4] @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
B3TT3R HOP3 TH3 N3XT ON3 DO3SN'T G1V3 M3 B1G STOMPY BOOTS
NO 1'M 4CTU4LLY M4K1NG 4 B33L1N3 FOR YOUR PL4C3.
WORS3 SOM3HOW
WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S TH1S
M1GHT NOT 3V3N B3 D1NN3R 4T TH1S PO1NT
If you say so.
Careful, now. You know how He gets about overzealous kids.
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 FOR NO R34SON YOU SHOULD COM3 OV3R #NSFW
H3LL Y34H G3ND3R FLU1D T1M3. JO1N M3
JOHN 1'V3 N3V3R B33N SO 3NV1OUS. C4N YOU M4K3 M1N3 GO 4W4Y FOR 4 B1T
OR 1 GU3SS NOT H34L1NG STUP1D F4ST W1TH YOUR GODT13R NONS3NS3
WH1CH 4R34 W4S 1T 1M TRY1NG TO G3T THOS3 B4NN3D
NY4M NY4M NY4M
FUCK Y3S TH3Y DO
N33D TO G3T M3 4 CH3W TOY.
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WH4T K1ND OF H1V3 1S TH3 B3ST 4ND WHY 1S 1T 4 TR33 H1V3
MMM SOUP
<3 #V4GU3
B4BY 1'M TH3 WHOL3 PROBL3M 4ND YOU KNOW 1T
>:]
B1T3S YOU
4 WOND3RFUL M4SS4G3
H4H4, SUR3 YOU W1LL
4W4K3 4ND 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 TH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M
chitter what is a human / my matesprit is one of those apparently
i aint showin mercy fo nofin you betta have a good porpoisal outside a dis otterwise we keepin tha status quo