Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the Scratch Doctor. I am the man in white. I am the facilitator. I am a soldier and a weapon for my lord. I am an excellent host. I was, am, and will continue to be all of these things. I will also grow to be more. There are those who believe themselves to be more excellent than I am. They are wrong. For the past period I have taken the role of your host. I have begun to place myself as an orchestrator of troubles, events, and minor instigations. This is of course but a mere stepping stone on my evolution to the center of all things, the immovable axiom of knowledge and relevance. It is an evolution that in spite of some of my peers believes, will continue. I am Doc Scratch. And firmly so. Tick. Tock.
"= okay well if you're you go argue with the other you. imo. this is both ways stupid. keep professing you are the 'real' one, or, go fight the other one so one of you can win. ="
tldr i'm a fuckin dweeb with a god complex blah blah lmao
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