Terezi Pyrope
@gallowsCalibrator
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W34TH3RBOY DMS OP3N (Pfp by crispymiilk @ Tumblr)
NOT 4LL 4NG3LS 4R3 1N H34V3N. FOR 3X4MPL3 1'M 1N MY B3D. W4RM 4ND COSY.
TH1S MORN1NGS "F1L3S OF V4RY1NG L3G1T1M4CY" 1NCLUD3: - P3T1T1ON TO "STOP MY N31GHBOUR PL4Y1NG MUS1C DUR1NG BUS1N3SS HOURS" - P4P3RWORK TO... GODD4MN1T, TH4TS TH3 R1CK ROLL 4G41N. - P4P3RWORK TO F1L3 FOR CH4NG1NG OF TH3 S34SONS. 4S 1N, P4P3RWORK 4BOUT TH3 F4CT TH4T TH3 S34SON H4S CH4NG3D. - TW3NTY-THR33 D1FF3R3NT D3CL4R4T1ONS OF QU4DS GR34T ST4RT 3V3RYON3.
SSOUNDSS TO ME /IKE AN AVERAGE DAY >8/
GOD DON'T YOU FUCKING LOVE BUREAUCRACY?? I DON'T I [wish for an early retirement] IT SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH WHY DO WE NEED SO MAN FORMS FOR THE [easiest of tasks]????
SO H3R3'S TH3 TH1NG SOM3 1F NOT MOST OF TH3S3 4R3 NOT FORMS TH4T 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4PPL1C4BL3
OH EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!! LIKE THE BLOATED ASS SYSTEM NEEDS A BUNCH OF UNUSABLE [filing checks and balances] FLOATING AROUND!!! MY PUSHER GOES OUT TO YOU THIS SHIT IS ASS AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY
1T 1S G3NU1N3LY SH1TTY. L1T3R4LLY WH3R3 4R3 TH3S3 P3OPL3 G3TT1NG TH3 FORMS FROM TH1S ON3 1S JUST "F1L1NG FOR OBS3RV4T1ON OF MY W4LL" WH4T TH3 FUCK???
4ND Y3T SO SO P41NFUL
AT THIS POINT I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S JUST NO ONE ACTUALLY LOOKING THIS SHIT OVER??? LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO HAVE PEOPLE THAT VET THIS SHIT BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST ALSO OUR JOB NOW SO THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. A FORM TO COUNT HOW MANY BRICKS ARE IN THIS BUILDING?? GREAT MAN. I DON'T THINK THIS HAS ANY FUCKING BEARING ON ANYTHING WHY DO WE NEED THIS??? LIKE NOT TO SHIT ON MY [singular skill and trade] BUT WHY EVEN HAVE ALL THIS BUREAUCRACY IF THEY'RE JUST GONNA LET IT GET SWAMPED LIKE THIS. DUMB AS FUCK.
My advice. Set the paper wirk on fire.
WORK
OK4Y SO YOU C4N'T JUST PR1NT OUT R4NDOM P4P3RWORK 4ND BR1NG 1T TO YOUR LOC4L L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 4ND 4SK FOR H3LP F1L1NG 1T. NOR C4N YOU M4K3 UP FORMS 4ND G3T THOS3 SUBM1TT3D B4S3D ON "V1B3S"
?why noT .personally i think a printed copy of the lyrics to trolL ricK astleyS neveR gonnA givE yoU uP repeated seventeen times sounds like a valid legal concerN
TH1S H4S B33N S3NT TO MY OFF1C3 THR33 T1M3S PL34S3 STOP TH1S
Well Guess I'll Just Shred All This Then
@T3L3K1N3T1C4RM4G3DDON HOW DO 1 BLOCK 4N 1P 4DDR3SS FOR TH3 OFF1C3
S1GH. 1'LL 4T L34ST LOOK 4T 1T BUT TH1S 1SN'T TH3 B3ST US3 OF 4NYON3S T1M3
.we're no strangers to pitY .you know the rules and so do I .a full quadrant's what I'm thinking oF .you wouldn't get this from any other trolL .i just wanna tell you how I'm feelinG !gotta make you understanD .never gonna give you uP .never gonna let you dowN .never gonna run around and desert yoU .never gonna make you crY .ever gonna say goodbyE .never gonna tell a lie and hurt yoU .we've known each other for so lonG .your heart's been aching ,but you're too shy to say iT .inside, we both know what's been going oN .we know the game, and we're gonna play iT .and if you ask me how I'm feelinG .don't tell me you're too blind to seE .never gonna give you uP .never gonna let you dowN .never gonna run around and desert yoU .never gonna make you crY .ever gonna say goodbyE .never gonna tell a lie and hurt yoU
H4 H4. FUNNY.
ok that is kinda funny but i can see h0w it would get 0ld. [Detailed instructions.]
UGH TH4T'S R1GHT. 1 DON'T KNOW WHO N33DS TO H34R TH1S BUT ON 34RTH C (4ND 1 4SSUM3 MOST NON-COND3SC3 RUN PL4N3TS), YOU DO *NOT* N33D TO F1L3 P4P3RWORK D3S1GN4T1NG YOUR QU4DS FOR P41L1NG S34SON. YOU 1N F4CT DO NOT H4V3 TO F1L3 QU4D B4S3D P4P3RWORK 4T 4LL 4ND 1'M G3NU1N3LY UNSUR3 WH3R3 P3OPL3 4R3 G3TT1NG TH3S3. #P41L1NGS34SON #NSFW 1SH
1T'S 4LSO NOT, Y'KNOW, 4 M4ND4TORY L1F3 OR D34TH 3V3NT H3R3. 1 DON'T M1SS TH4T.
Yes!
H3/H1M D4Y
WH3R3 1S MY G1RLBOYTH1NG
Y3S
WH4T 4BOUT?
Y3S 4ND?
WH4T'S TH4T M34N DUD3
scratch.
TH3R3'S MOR3 4G41N?
just hold me and we can deal with it later.
Y3S'M
WH4T'S OUR TOP1C OF CHO1C3 TOD4Y CH1TTR
can we talk about puppies? i like weiner dogs, haha seriously, look at THIS bad mamma jamma! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/%EB%8B%A5%EC%8A%A4%ED%9B%88%ED%8A%B8%28%EB%8B%A8%EB%AA%A8%EC%A2%85%29_%28Dachshund_%28Short%29%29.jpg
PT3R4CUD4
LONG.... G1RL TH3 B4CK H4S TO SUCJ
oh pteracuda easy, you just cant ignore the flight advantage
CLOS3R TO 4 DR4GON
PTERACUDA EASILY WINS!!!
#PT3R4CUD4 SW33P
MMMMM BUGS.
HOM3 FROM M4SQU3R4D3 4ND OUT OF COSTUM3. 1T W4S FUN!
hehehe god i had such a blast.
Y34H 4LR1GHT 1LL PL4Y B4LL. COMM3NT FOR 4 SM4SH OR P4SS. #NSFW
OH! gosh, no, sorry for the confusion!
no no it's okay i was just being catty and silly! it was my bad. an egbert shouldn't miss a pun like that.
Y3S. SM4SH 4LSO. 1 GOTCH4 THOUGH B4B3
ehehe, hell yeah. getting you tw0 say stuff i already know is peak <> activity tbh.
ROLL1NG MY 3Y3S 4T YOU <>
1 DON'T KNOW YOU W3LL 3NOUGH BUT YOU'R3 4N HONOR4RY PYROP3 WH1CH DO3S M4K3 1T 4 P4SS B3C4US3, W3LL, 1'M NOT SM4SH1NG OTH3R PYROP3S.
TH3 L1Z4RD 1S ST4RT1NG TO B3 NOT SO MUCH 4 L1TTL3 GUY.
casey is going to start riding him around.
T3RR1FY1NG THOUGHT TH3 TH1NG H4S 3Y3 L4S3RS.
D1D TH3 L4S4GN4 T4K3 4G3S Y3ST3RD4Y? Y3S. W4S 1T WORTH 1T?? 4LSO Y3S.
B33 < its soooo gooood
3X4CTLYYYY
yes yes yes yes yes!!!
@3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 D1NN3RT1M3. 1'V3 M4D3 4 L4S4GN4 W1TH HOM3M4D3 B3CH4M3L S4UC3 4ND 4 SLOWCOOK3D R4GU. TH3R3 1S CH33SY G4RL1C BR34D ON TH3 S1D3 4ND 4 S4L4D. @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T @T3L3K1N3T1C4RM4G3DDON 1 H4V3 S3NT YOU BOTH 4 SM4LL3R V3RS1ON OF TH1S.
it's REALLY good. so savory with all the meats. lovely. thank you so so much terezi i nearly cried after the first bite.
B33 < FURICK YEAH B33 < btw how did you make this tiny did you use the alchemiter minifier extension
WH4T 3LS3? NO BUT JOK3S 4S1D3 1 JUST 4DD3D TH3 L3FTOV3R R4GU 4ND S4UC3 1NTO SM4LL3R CONT41N3RS. TH3 OV3N S4F3 GL4SS ON3S?
H3H3H3H3H333 TH3 M34T R4GU H4S B33N ON FOR TW3LV3 HOURS NOW... SOON
ragu? :O
S3CR3T FOR D1NN3R
is dinner a ragu?
NOT 3X4CTLY
hmmmm.
L1TTL3 DO3S SH3 KNOW 1 H4V3 B1G D1NN3R PL4NS
SORRY FOR B31NG SO QU13T L4T3LY 1'V3 B33N D34L1NG W1TH WORK 4ND SOM3 OF THOS3 LOC4L....FR13NDS OF J1NX'S
If you're going to be a pillow prince, at least be hypermobile about it. #nsfw #suggestive
I agree with this take. If you are gonna be a ragdoll you might as well move like one. Especially if you can split your legs standing and we can fuck standing like that, GOD that is a fucking awesome position. Drives me nuts. #nsfw
I am rather fond of a pseudo-split whilst half off a bed myself, to be rather #tmi. #nsfw
Ghhh. Yeah I dunno something about raised legs just activates a part of my brain that gets my engine roaring.
>> Maડડ¡ve and ¡nડtantaneouડ #rech¡tt ¡ try NOT to be a p¡11ow pr¡nce(ડડ) but th¡ડ th¡ડ th¡ડ th¡ડ
I'm glad I have struck a common chord with others.
...can pe0p1e n0t n0rma11y m0ve that much?
Apparently not. I have been called 'boneless' more than once.
i...hmn. i zee. i have been ca11ed zimi1ar.
Your answer then.
thiz iz n0ted. thank y0u.
H4V3 YOU GUYS CONS1D3R3D 1TS TROLL R4B13S 1NST34D.
TH3R3 W4S D1SCUSS1ON TH4T TROLLS C4N'T G3T R4B13S
UNCL34R BUT YOU'LL B3 OK4Y
33PY...
:33< then nap
You’r3 t3ll1ng m3. I’v3 4lso h1t th4t po1nt wh3r3 my body b3g1ns to f1ght to st4y 4w4k3.
S331NG P3OPL3 DO STUP1D SH1T ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 L1K3 GOD 1 HOP3 TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S DON'T R34CH M3.
:33< but purrezi i loooove doing stupid shit!!!
YOUR STUP1D SH1T 1S D1FF3R3NT. 1T'S NOT "1'M GO1NG TO B41T 4 CLOWN BY T3LL1NG TH3M TH31R R3L1G1ON 1S DUMB" STUP1D. TH3R3'S L3V3LS.
:33< what level am i on? :33< nyow im purrious
L1K3 4 TWO? 1T'S NOT D4NG3ROUS. USU4LLY
:33< ill take it!
M1LDLY H4Z4RDOUS 4ND 3NJOY4BL3 TO P3RC31V3
:33< yeah that f33ls on brand fur meow
N1GHTLY R3M1ND3R TH4T 4NY T1M3 YOU PUT 4 F1NG3R OR 4NYTH1NG 1N MY MOUTH 1T 1S MY S3LF CONTROL 4ND R3STR41NT TH4T PR3V3NTS M3 B1T1NG CL34N THROUGH 1T. #GOR3 #V1OL3NC3 #SUGG3ST1V3
NOW W41T 4 M1NUT3 HOLD ON W3 DON'T N33D TO DO 4NYTH1NG DR4ST1C H3R3
oh no, no no, you raise an excellent point! safety is important and we don't need you struggling for self control! i'll just get it and be on my way over.
NO NO NOP3 TH4T'S NOT N33D3D 1T'S B4R3LY 4 STRUGGL3.
better safe than sorry tesasure!
WH3N 1 BR34K 1T YOU'LL R3GR3T 1T!!!!
oh you won't. not until you know it is safe to do so.
................... B4ST4RD.
hehehehe. <3
B1T3S YOU B1T3S YOU B1T3S YOU B1T3S-
aw but you're doing such a good job treasure!