Terezi Pyrope
@gallowsCalibrator
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W34TH3RBOY
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3V3RY N3W QU3ST1ON M4K3S MY H34D HURTS #V4GU3
>>| substance .abuse perhaps?
SOM3 OF YOU W3R3N'T COURT TR41N3D 4ND 1T SHOWS
:33< i want to be clickpurr trained does that count :33< #nsfw #sorry
>>| .i don't need .a court .in my woods to cull the .intruders.
STOP POST1NG 4BOUT YOUR POT3NT14L CR1M3S ONL1N3 1F 4 H1GH BLOOD GO3S M1SS1NG TH3R3 YOU'R3 FUCK3D
>>| .i'm .already fucked. but .it's .a passion project to give some part .of my thinkpan to trolls .out there. to show the beauty .of my gruesome hobby. that's that.
WH3N TH3Y K33P G1V1NG YOU D3T41LS 4BOUT TH3 1NC1D3NT 4ND YOU'R3 JUST TH3R3 L1K3. 😬😬😬😬
:33< total multipasingercoalpowpurredskuttlerwreck?
WHY H4V3 1 4WOK3N FROM MY N4P W1TH C4S3Y TO TW3NTY TWO NOT1F1C4T1ONS
:33< welclawm back purrezi were talking about heights nyow appurrently!
:33< oh idk girl :33< im blocking out eridanw33k shit :33< i think peopurr went carazay
:33< oh no! :33< thats like my fafurite male one of us that isnt my meowrail!
GOTT4 H4ND 1T TO C4S3Y SH3'S V3RY GOOD 4T SK3L3TON SUMMON1NG. OUR H1K3 1N TH3 WOODS H4S B3COM3 4 P4R4D3 OF SM4LL LUS11 CORPS3S
shes a master of amassing squirreltons. who she then uses to amass bugs. real amasser.
awesome. try to box them in some form or fashion so they don't get literally everywhere in your hive.
Y34H 1'M NOT GO1NG TO TH3 #1W4NTC4NDY 3V3NT BUT UH. GOOD LUCK 1 GU3SS? DON'T D13, 1F YOU N33D M3 TO S3ND YOU 4 GRUB3R TO COM3 G3T YOU JUST T4G M3
WH1L3 1 R3M3MB3R, TH3 D3T41LS OF TH3 R3V3NG3 #4PR1LFOOLS BY MYS3LF 4ND @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T W1LL R3M41N R3L4T1V3LY V4GU3 BUT KNOW TH3Y 1NCLUD3D: - 4N 3L4BOR4T3 RUB3 GOLDB3RG M4CH1N3 S3T UP 4T MY H1V3 - 4 CL4SS1C H4RL3Y QU1NN COSTUM3 W1TH BUNNY 34RS - 4 V3RY BUSY PR4NKST3R B31NG BOTH T13D UP 4ND TR4PP3D BY SOC14L CONV3NT1ON TO W4TCH CL4SS1C B4TM4N C4RTOONS, SP3C1F1C4LLY TH3 1NTRODUCT1ON OF ON3 H4RL33N QU1NZ3L 4ND 3V3RY 3P1SOD3 SH3 W4S 1N @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
B33 < best april fools day efur tbh BX33 < squeaking aside
1 TH1NK TH3 SQU34K1NG H3LP3D. P3RSON4LLY 1 W4S 4 F4N OF TH3 B1G H4MM3R P4RT OF TH3 M4CH1N3
hello??? you made me watch good batman and nearly dropped a building on me!
44444 SH3'S SO CUT3!!! TH4NK YOU @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 BLURRY PHOTO OF C4S3Y TH3 S4L4M4ND3R]
hehehe, thanks! cute noises by the way. [video description: casey, clad in an obnoxiously cute dragon backpack, dances from foot to foot, tapping back and forth and making excited bubbly noises as a door swings open, revealing Terezi. Terezi immediately drops low to scoop up the playful salmanader, making various cooing and chittering noises. Jinx can be heard giggling before the video cuts.]
i'm making that chirping noise my new text notification.
TRULY W3 4LL COM3 1NTO TH1S W3BS1T3 Y3LLOW
:33< true :33< and then we turn into othpurr colors
M4YB3 3V3N K1CK1NG 4ND SCR34M1NG
:33< i dont know purrezi :33< pawlix is yellow and i like him :33< i dont s33 how thats pawmeownous
:33< i mean... :33< sigh i gotta make this joke im sorry purrezi :33< who says mew gotta cull him to be cofured in yellow :33< #nsfw
DO YOU GUYS TH1NK TH3 LUSUS W1LL NOT1C3 1F 1 JUST...T4K3 TH3 3GG
TH4T M1GHT H3LP HON3STLY... 1M GONN4 BL4M3 1T ON MY LUSUS THOUGH.
wait... are you getting broody???
FUCK1NG 4PP4R3NTLY??? C4N 1 BORROW C4S3Y FOR 4 B1T. 1 KNOW SH3'S 4LR34DY H4TCH3D 4ND 4LL BUT 1 DUNNO M4YB3 1 C4N JUST K33P H3R W4RM 4ND S4F3 FOR 4 B1T TOO
you know casey loves coming over to your place! i cant promise she'll want to hold still, of course. but if you use the heated blanket?
OF COURS3 1'M US1NG TH3 H34T3D BL4NK3T. MOSTLY 1 JUST W4NT 4...SM4LL TH1NG TO PROT3CT??? HUH.
yeah yeah, if she necromances some stuff try to remind her to keep the skeletons outside of the hive.
if the skeletons have wings theres only like a 25% chance they will actually fly.
C4UGHT MYS3LF CH1RP1NG 4T 4 LUSUS 3GG 1 FOUND 1N TH3 WOODS SO 1 GU3SS TH4T K1ND OF 3XPL41NS WHY 1'V3 B33N F33L1NG OFF.
F33L1NG W31RD TOD4Y. HMN.
Sorry to hear that
SOM3TH1NG W1LL PROB4BLY H4PP3N TO M4K3 1T CL34R WHY BUT 1 DON'T L1K3 1T 1N TH3 M34NT1M3
aw, i hope you feel better soon!
N3V3R UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 B34UTY OF QU13T HOURS CH1TTR
UGH.
no, it's a day full of pranks! you like pranks! davesprite told me you even pranked me so hard i died in another timeline!
GO1NG TO SL33P BUT 1 ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND YOU 4LL TH4T 1F 1M NOT PR4NK3D 1 W1LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3S. SO DONT FUCK TH1S UP. #NSFW
i really wish i had seen this post. darn.
WH1CH 1S TO S4Y YOU'LL ST1LL G3T TH3M JUST 4 B1T MOR3 COV3R3D
1F 4NYON3 N33DS 4 D4RK QU13T ROOM 4ND 4N 3SC4P3 FROM #3R1D4NW33K L3T M3 KNOW. GL4D 1 D1D TH3 R3C3NT H1V3 R3MOD3L 1N T1M3.
C4N W3 NOT JUST H4V3 ON3 R3GUL4R FUCK1NG D4Y ON TH1S S1T3
I'm having a pretty regular day ha ha!
they love the way i glow softly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp
Staying home to avoid Mr.Eggothy.
JO1N US 1N TH3 BUNK3R
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
Truth nuke.
i ALSO, qUITE ENJOY, #bOUNCINGoNiT, wHETHER IT BE, a BOUNCY CASTLE, oR, a ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
YOU H4V3 4 PO1NT