#tmi
Day 4? we Still Sick. The Cramps Are Rough.. Am I Dying? i Can Breath Now.. But All I Smell Is Infection i Hate This. i Hate Being Sick. I Wish For Death :c #tmi #complaining #whining
#tmi ugh.. I Hate Being Sick... Every Time I Get Sick That's When The Lady Bits Decides Its Best To Cramp And Shed... Two Birds With One Stone I Guess. 🥲😭
can i say #nsfw -ly #tmi -ly that its RLLY funny that the bf made himself a rep on here as "incelbert" (lol lol lol) bc we cant leave the house 2day bc he has to spend ALL day tryna (his words) "make [me] a mom"
the worst thing i think to get used to after my magical impromptu god-bod transition was making sure to move my dick out of the way of the zipper because i was so used to just zipping that fly up like mario climbing up a donkey kong ladder that the first time it happened i let out an absolutely tremendous wail that would make mel gibson proud leaving me curled up on the floor like peter griffin eating shit on the pavement #nsfw?? #tmi
^^#nsfW #tmi as it turns out, liVing among beasts in an old abandoned Woodland mansion means You can just Walk around butt-ass-naked and no one Will saY anYthing! alternia-cht please trY it sometime~^^


