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question: "Have you ever thought about using the magic hands for bondage-related activities?" i can say with confidence it has been more than thought. gosh! #nsfw #askjinx https://forms.gle/ArV8MTAGtdxgGe2NA
the bed will not survive the night. #nsfw
そして「あなたと同じクアドラントにいるくらいなら、破滅するタイムラインにいた方がマシだ」と言った！ ミューちゃんのことは気にしないで。ハローキティアイランドアドベンチャーをしてる。 https://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/MS-Paint-Adventures-Meulin-Leijon-Homestuck-Damara-Megido-4104387.png ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵈᵒⁿᵍᵒᵛᵉʳˡᵒʳᵈ⁾⁾
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
i would say that's scary but. the risk is pretty worth it! #suggestive
uh, humans don't do that! and i was more saying i really appreciate your restraint because you're so so niceys to me. though i might break out the ring gag again. #nsfw
oh no, no no, you raise an excellent point! safety is important and we don't need you struggling for self control! i'll just get it and be on my way over.
better safe than sorry tesasure!
please do not torture people. even atupid mean stabby shooty ones.
ack hey ow oh ow owwie hey ow stop that. bonking you.
now now- hey! we just dealt with this!
long night? :)
concept part 3! @archiveAddict #nsfw! archive rating E! or X? it's a lot! desperation can make anything better, particularly with your kismesis in need. getting to savor the look in their eye as their lust outranks their dignity, no amount of gruff whines or vague hints at struggling can hide how badly they want your help. it's obvious, gentler teeth, claws barely scratching, that whine in the back of their gullet as you shove them down. "quit glaring at me like that, we both know you need this." your excitement mounts, you have them where you want them, sprawled back, splayed, looking indignant but utterly vulnerable. a twinge of guilt fires off, making you hesitate a moment. you bite it back, looming as you reach down, attending to their body's demands. being broody sure looks intense. poor thing. the thought hits your head as you press the first in. slow, feeling the rush as you hear their pathetic mewl. it was cute- cute? yes, yes it was cute. another pang, you find yourself reaching up, a reassuring caress to the cheek. at some point, amidst the whining, you see it. that look, outraged compromise shifting into vulnerable need. that anger in your core fading into a burning, desperate adoration. so meek, so helpless, all of a sudden their needs best your grievances, the elation of this act. "poor thing." this time, you say it aloud when you had meant to think it. their reaction is strong, though where you expect disgust and outrage, they soften. you sit beside them, before pulling them in outright, praising them as they lay. #nsfw #oviposition #broody #kismesis #matesprit #blackred #vacillation #reader/kismesis #reader/matesprit Archive rating E
shut uuuuuuup!!!! <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< don't call me that!!!
wait hang on agai- now- i - A!
might have to wait a while on chapter 2 of that. concept i posted earlier. things seem normal right now. plus i'm about to have guests in a bit.
hehehehe i'm totally posting chapter 2 later!
hey, everyone liked it! what's the big idea. why did i just hear the door.
again? already? sure! :D
by the end of this you're going to be drooling and whining for me, treasure.
not as much as you'd like! hehehe.
mmhm...
you couldn't shut me up if you tried!
!!! hehehe, hey maybe i'l shut you up!
not with my teeth, no.
mgngnhrng after sevveral minutes a deliberation i wwont sully my reputation further by treatin justice blindgirl nicely— oh fine since wwe’re SUCH OBVVIOUS PALS please kindly flirt wwith me swweetly or throww some pitch black shade my wway evven a meager flippin crumb to end those hatefast im on
I do myss it. Sunlyght on myne carapace, comrades at myne syde. The sounds of laughter, even the dour moments when the wretched Empyre did stryke true and slay an ally. At least we were together then.
i gotta cook more red dishes.
got the real confession out of my system.
i wanna marry someone i hate and love and sometimes pity.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.
i think that chittering noise she makes might be one of the cutest things ever.
idk what you mean
i dunno, the person wearing them can be kind of a nerd. :p but thats not the shades fault.
i'm making that chirping noise my new text notification.
hehehe, thanks! cute noises by the way. [video description: casey, clad in an obnoxiously cute dragon backpack, dances from foot to foot, tapping back and forth and making excited bubbly noises as a door swings open, revealing Terezi. Terezi immediately drops low to scoop up the playful salmanader, making various cooing and chittering noises. Jinx can be heard giggling before the video cuts.]
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D --> She pulls it off though
B33 < its peak your tyranny B33 < dont post my current fit ill nefur recover
damn tz looks adorbs in that shit
uh- with my powers. experiment with my powers to see if i can change you. gosh.
we should get together and experiment.
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
NEXT TIME ITS GOING TO BE 6 TO SPITE YOU
>:O
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
!!!
i will gnaw through you like a rabbit through the roots!