TH1S MORN1NGS "F1L3S OF V4RY1NG L3G1T1M4CY" 1NCLUD3: - P3T1T1ON TO "STOP MY N31GHBOUR PL4Y1NG MUS1C DUR1NG BUS1N3SS HOURS" - P4P3RWORK TO... GODD4MN1T, TH4TS TH3 R1CK ROLL 4G41N. - P4P3RWORK TO F1L3 FOR CH4NG1NG OF TH3 S34SONS. 4S 1N, P4P3RWORK 4BOUT TH3 F4CT TH4T TH3 S34SON H4S CH4NG3D. - TW3NTY-THR33 D1FF3R3NT D3CL4R4T1ONS OF QU4DS GR34T ST4RT 3V3RYON3.
SSOUNDSS TO ME /IKE AN AVERAGE DAY >8/
GOD DON'T YOU FUCKING LOVE BUREAUCRACY?? I DON'T I [wish for an early retirement] IT SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH WHY DO WE NEED SO MAN FORMS FOR THE [easiest of tasks]????
SO H3R3'S TH3 TH1NG SOM3 1F NOT MOST OF TH3S3 4R3 NOT FORMS TH4T 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4PPL1C4BL3
OH EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!! LIKE THE BLOATED ASS SYSTEM NEEDS A BUNCH OF UNUSABLE [filing checks and balances] FLOATING AROUND!!! MY PUSHER GOES OUT TO YOU THIS SHIT IS ASS AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY
1T 1S G3NU1N3LY SH1TTY. L1T3R4LLY WH3R3 4R3 TH3S3 P3OPL3 G3TT1NG TH3 FORMS FROM TH1S ON3 1S JUST "F1L1NG FOR OBS3RV4T1ON OF MY W4LL" WH4T TH3 FUCK???
4ND Y3T SO SO P41NFUL
AT THIS POINT I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S JUST NO ONE ACTUALLY LOOKING THIS SHIT OVER??? LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO HAVE PEOPLE THAT VET THIS SHIT BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST ALSO OUR JOB NOW SO THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. A FORM TO COUNT HOW MANY BRICKS ARE IN THIS BUILDING?? GREAT MAN. I DON'T THINK THIS HAS ANY FUCKING BEARING ON ANYTHING WHY DO WE NEED THIS??? LIKE NOT TO SHIT ON MY [singular skill and trade] BUT WHY EVEN HAVE ALL THIS BUREAUCRACY IF THEY'RE JUST GONNA LET IT GET SWAMPED LIKE THIS. DUMB AS FUCK.
My advice. Set the paper wirk on fire.
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