Tirzek Gorizd
@brainrotBureaucrat
SHE/HER. TRANSGIRL. BUREAUCRAT. WORK-FROM-HOME. LIBICORN. WHAT'S A GIRLFAILURE BTW??? ((DMs open. World's Worst Tealblood.))
THIS IS A MORBIUS JOKE REMEMBER MORBIUS
<<"i could never forget">>
AN INVISIBLE BED A [freaky ghost] BED
ONE OF THOSE QUICK TIME SEQUENCES FROM LIKE DEAD SPACE OR WHATEVER BUT INSTEAD OF BEING HORRIFICALLY MURDERED IT'S JUST SOMEONE WITH THE FATTEST FUCKING TONGUE MAKING OUT WITH YOU SEND CHITT #nsfw
∻N☢w that's my type ☢f butt☢n mashing∻
BOUNCED ON HIS DICK SO HARD HE COULDN'T GET HARD FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT CALL THAT SHIT INVOLUNTARY WANGSLAUGHTER LOL
∻Blew his shit sm☢☢ve ☢ff∻
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY EPIC TIRZEK W BUT THEN I SLIPPED GETTING OUT OF MY CUPE SO NOW I'M JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A HEAP OF SHIT SO LIKE LMAO
<<"karmic balance restored">>
<<"not true! i just know that for every w, an equally weighted l must be suffered">>
CATS AND CLOWNS HAVING A RELIGIOUS FIGHT CALL THAT SHIT A CAT-A-CLISM LIKE SCHISM AND CATACLYSM AND ALSO ITS A CAT PUN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS BIT THEN PLEASE DIRECT YOUR HATE TO THE NEAREST FFFFFFFFUCK YOOOOOOU
THIS CHITT ALMOST GOT ME [an early retirement] BTW LOLLLLL
:33< i dont have a hoofbeast in this spurrint i just like stirring the pawt
* ...what the hell are you talking about?? * the cats and clowns werent fighting eachother at all!
YOU'RE A REAL ONE LILSHITPETA I WOULD FUCKING [reduce employment statistics] FOR YOU
LOOK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A SHITTY JOKE OKAY I WAS REALLY REACHING FOR THAT SCHISM BIT LET ME HAVE THIS :(
:33< thank mewwww :DD
* alright alright ill let you have it its a pretty good joke on its own even if it doesnt actually apply all too well * definitely made me chuckle inside apart of all the confusion it left me with!
PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR STRAP-ON BRO
Ɏ i'm fuckin doin my best here Ɏ
That is. Absolutely the phrasing, yes.
LMAO EVERYONE REALLY LIKED THAT ONE HUH
SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM FIIIIIILLED #nsfw
type shit
I agree whole heartedly - [END TRANSMISSION] ﴾⦵﴿
GETTING A BONER FOR MY KISMESIS CALL THAT SHIT PITCHING A TENT LMFAOOOOOOO
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[GENIU$]
this writing is fire
I can'tt rechittt tthis bbecause I likke tto kkeepp my ppage clean bbutt pplease kknow I wouldd if I couldd Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
SKIBIDI ON REPEAT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL REPLY THAT HE BLOCKED MY FAT JUICY ASS THIS IS FUCKED UP
SORRY EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING THE SAME VERY FUNNY BIT YOU'LL HAVE TO REDO YOUR DRAMATIC LOREDROP LATER LOL
BRO LITERALLY COULD NOT BE AWAY FOR MORE THAN ONE NIGHT LMAO
LOL IMAGINE GETTING FLUSHED THEN REJECTED ONCE AND CRASHING OUT SO HARD YOU HAVE TO GO WANDERING THR NOTEARTH ABOUT IT NCUGHGHBFBFJVFJV ROFL COULDN'T BE ME BABE I AIN'T LEAVING THIS HIVE
getting a feeling this happened to you... not sure why...
YEAHHH that'S what i'M saying #whoupcupeingtheyshit
I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED LIKE MOST OF THE TIME I'M WORKING I ONLY PUT ON A SHIRT IF I HAVE TO VIDEO CALL SOMEONE OTHERWISE I'D BE BROADCASTING MY RUMBLESPHERES TO FUCKING EVERYONE LOLLLLL #SUGGESTIVE
real shit
I [wish i could retire] FOR THE GOVERNMENT IT IS SUCH GARBAGEEEEE I LITERALLY WORK AT HOME BUT I STILL HAVE TO SIGN SO MUCH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT WHY IS LIFE SO HARD :(
I'M STRAIGHT CRACKING IT AND BY IT, ROFL, LET'S JUST SAY I MEAN MY PEANUTS NONE OF THAT ALMOND SHIT BITCHHH
i'm not sure what to make of this post... i think it might just be me though.
IT CAN MEAN ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT IT IS COMPLETELY ABOUT THESE PEANUTS I AM FUCKING DEMOLISHING
Walnut. -caser
grapenut
You sure?
FEELING CUTE MIGHT HIT MY BOSS AND [shatter him like fine china] LATER
TO MY BOSS IF YOU FOUND MY CHITTER THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME
I'M A FAN OF MY RECUPERACOON WHICH I AM CURRENTLY IN AND WILL BE FOR THE NEXT EIGHT HOURS #HEALTHYWORKENVIRONMENT #MYJOBSUXBTW
mood except my "job" is posting on chittr and playing videogames #myjobrox
W T F I WISH MY JOB WAS THAT EASY NOOOO I HAVE TO WRITE LIKE 400 PERMITS FOR ONE GUY EVERY DAY I [grow tired of the suffering] SO BAD LMAO
but like what is the permit for
NO IDEA I STOPPED READING AFTER THE FIRST ONE AND BLEW THAT SHIT OUT OF MY THINKPAN LMAO