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hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
B33 < if you think its just one youre already losing
>>| why the fuck there's so many small hopbeasts .and .eggs scattered .around .in the forest? .is this .another prank .of .a fucking fiesta .outside?
https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7YuI/jackpic Yeah don't ask why I look like this. Or don't.
B33 < godtier deaths do work purretty well fur resurrection myths
i don't know how exactly easter of all things made it to earth c. but it is really funny how they've syncretized it with their own myths, e.g. us. there's no mention of jesus to be found, and people think the easter bunny is my fursona.
TThis is snailmom. TThis counTTed as my break. hTTTTps://files.caTTbox.moe/8cpyhi.png 🍄🐌
was starting to get sleepy when i caught my lip on a fang while yawning not even sure how i managed that honestly :/
me before saying something unhinged on chitter or to dirk on pesterchum right before i go to bed yesterday it was aboht deltarune but i gave no context and he was so fucking confused lmao
i know i cant let this get to me i need to reread ganbare nakamura-kun and calm down
Congratulas)(orens to all t)(e brand new little ladies of C)(ittr!
(( just realized i had the free will to WRITE descriptions of photos that dave posts instead of actually posting images. +1 advantage to intelligence
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bedf6dcc9b68.png ((I posted this full image before BUT i fixed it to not have the red arm bands/cape and instead a red mark on the chest medal because i was tired of people asking if he's a nazi </3
Girls with zero curves or traditional sex appeal deserve to be fucked stupid too. Amen. #nsfw
imma bite my tongue for ya cause i know the feelin
I feel a little conc)(plicated about seaing t)(e Beforan me. I knew s)(e was )(ere, but, o)( my cod, I )(ave so many questions. #glubposting
)(MP)(. Some people really just don't G-ET IT!
)(ey! You! Brus)( your enamelnubs!
big hugs...bi girls gotta stick together!!
sometimes i worry that i am being a Bad Bisexual, like im not into women enough then i spend time with a pretty girl and i feel better <3
i loos away for one monent and hes on the frige https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1490203069307424788/20260404_221437.jpg?ex=69d33342&is=69d1e1c2&hm=3c6b1bfeb7565056ccd745209d73d47d0b7806ea8076e2cf119cb44262565106&
🦖guys what if instead of saying poggers we said "loggers" and then everyone started taking huge bites outta trees
:33 < https://media.tenor.com/knhcmfqsebeaaaam/nepeta-roblox.gif meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
......its been jinxed hasnt it?
you know... its actually mildly calm tonight
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
i regret every single minute wasted on this dam site #sumyallfunnyaftho
Thanks so much! It's one of my favorite uniforms I love to wear!
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
while you were busy being horny i was busy laughing at poorly animated robots yessss minor #nsfw just in case
Goooood -EV-ENING everybody! Did you all get a good day's sleep? I s)(ore )(ope so! Don't forget to brus)( your enamelnubs, polis)( your )(orns, eat a )(ealt)(y breakfast, and wear your sig)(tpanes!!!
All of my fronds are just so S-EALLY! =38)
You will brus)( t)(ose c)(ompers rig)(t now, mister Noir!
THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.
THERE WAS A SP1DER 1N FELT WAREH0USE. 1 MEAN MANS10N 2.0. 1 CRUSHED 1T BENEATH MY MECHAN1CAL PEG LEG. 0NE 0RGAN1C D0WN.
i’m unsure but if you find out please tell me, i asked and nobody told me why.
B33 < its m3333h B33 < but i havent had it in YEARS so
((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)
// I need to share this thing I drew of a moot of mine by the name shrimplyghostie bothering dual on his ic blog. https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea98b1018db6964720756c8bcd0a4092/7bdb40d64e7c2c32-78/s1280x1920/b5348a47f8f652da7e586636694184d6f2fc70d8.png GRIPPED
Hey Jinx You Are Like The One With The Cute Salamander Right? I Thought Maybe She And My Casey Could Have Like A Play Date
#NowPlaying - Play Dead | The 8irthday Massacre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAMritvqfRw
I'm not usually the type to 8e so open a8out my su8jective tastes, 8ut this particular song really speaks to me. For, uh, reasons.
https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggunsplosion.png
Y0U F00L. Y0U ABS0LUTE M0R0N 0F A SK1NBEAST. 0N THE DAY 0F REV0LUT10N, 1 W1LL TURN THESE WEAKNESSES AGA1NST Y0U. Y0U W1LL BE D0TED 0N. T0 THE DEATH! STERNLY! AND THE LAST TH1NG Y0U HEAR W1LL BE THE S0UND 0F Y0UR 0WN LAUGHTER! K1LL1NG Y0U! BEEP.
B33 < sup #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6649f8240062.png
Oh, please finally load my messages without that endless, spinning 8uffer screen. Chittr, I’m actively com8ating the timer Meenah has imposed for question time.
My type is whatever will lead to me making the biggest mistake. And pathetic men. Usually the two are connected.
We glub and we don't judge. I like anyone w)(o w)(impers, likes blindfolds and let's me )(ave my way t)(em and t)(en aftercare. Anot)(er kink is nicknames. I love t)(em!!! It makes me eel special to someone. One last one is karma. 8P #nsfw #weglubandwedontjudge
I t)(ink )(e's dolp)(in flipping out. 80
:33 < finally tried five guys!!! :33 < more fun than i thought it'd be!! #nsfw
#Rankings I'm 8y no means all that invested in this game(I'm more of a Fiduspawn troll), 8ut I at least wanted to share my own categoriz8tion of the starters in terms of pure personal preference. 8ear in mind that I don't dislike any of them, some of the designs just don't speak to me as much as others. https://i.imgur.com/MN3R3xm.png
The sweetness pairs really well with the saltiness and spiciness.
I'd like to t)(ink so. Between t)(e trending )(as)(tags on t)(e das)( and t)(e sea of ot)(er posts, we all need a burst of positivity.
If I'm having company over and need to appear normal: Pepperoni, or plain cheese. If I'm by myself and just want to gnaw on something while watching a movie: hot honey. Period cravings: Bacon, ham, pepperoni, grilled pineapple. #pizzaorder
Its time as an )(eiress to use my finfluence for somet)(ing good. I'll be doing t)(is once a week. 8D I'm calling out cuties! Our first one is @ceremonialAlc)(emy . #callingoutcuties #glubposting
There was a certain point where I had hit a halt in my studies on certain aspects of Alternia...particularly those related to that of its sinister orchestrator. Certainly there were legends aplenty a8out the Demoness and her duty towards a mysterious master, 8ut most of the mythology directly regarding the actual lord she served were frustratingly vague. This was no dou8t 8y design, though. I already struggle to glean meaningful writings from the church of the mirthful messiahs, 8ut there is strong evidence suggesting that there certainly was something that they knew a8out the apocalypse and how it correlated to the Lord of Time. What has remained a frustrating mystery has 8een the machines. Twin gates decorated with cheru8 heraldry and a certain key. It's really a shame that there isn't a relia8le source of recollection I can uncover. May8e in due time I'll 8e a8le to find out more.
I miss him.
no rizz but id show you my bone collection
least my head aint hurtin anemomore 38/
Certainly a fair point, which is why I've thus far stayed my hand on going completely radio silent. Never even mind the fact that I would get a little 8it lonesome.
Initially I was rather excited to see a few iter8tions of figures from 8eforan history occasionally popping in on this we8site, 8efore I remem8ered that the luster of gr8 trolls of legend loses a little 8it of their allure once you realize who they actually are. Which I suppose is simply people. Still! There is some historical merit to 8e gleaned from it that I hope I can actually use. Even if this particular social media site doesn't seem to 8e the most useful for more scholarly pursuits. If you look at it in a certain way, taking on the role of a more passive o8server would 8etter suit my research on Chittr users? I'll have to think on it.
....Y3S 4LW4YS
#th1ckth1ghzs4v3l1v3z #nsfw
B33 < cucumber on the ground gets em efurry time
>8O 1m m1ss1ng out on p3opl3 b31ng m4d fr34ky up 1n th1s B33-YOTCH!!! 4yoooo. #nsfw
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
@peaNut picked it out.
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
B33 < why do i get so bitey when im sl33py B33 < my poor pillows and plushies...
B33 < purresently taking applications fur bedtime cuddle partner B33 < no guarant33 of anyathing except you will get bitten and my t33th are SHARP B33 < you get 3 watpurr breaks a night
B33 < saw someowne elsewhere say they like vaseline in any catpacity B33 < hate that shit furever bad texture bad smell bad efurrything
WHY H4V3 1 4WOK3N FROM MY N4P W1TH C4S3Y TO TW3NTY TWO NOT1F1C4T1ONS
TH3 HOL3 B31NG DUG K33PS G3TT1NG B1GG3R
WH3N TH3Y K33P G1V1NG YOU D3T41LS 4BOUT TH3 1NC1D3NT 4ND YOU'R3 JUST TH3R3 L1K3. 😬😬😬😬
SOM3 OF YOU W3R3N'T COURT TR41N3D 4ND 1T SHOWS
3V3RY N3W QU3ST1ON M4K3S MY H34D HURTS #V4GU3
B33 < im nefur sure if it's bettpurr to sl33p with the shades on or not B33 < at this point leaving my beautyifful p33pers vulnerable isnt SUPURR stressful B33 < but it just f33ls a tiny bit weird fur spurrite reasons i think
B33 < im pictpurring an anomalocarisspurrite rn B33 < this is what peak purrformance could have looked like
B33 < furry amewsing timeline this morning tbh
I have been leaving them undisturbed just for you. Livens up the place
thanks other me. tonight sort of awakened something in me i think. i sort of knew it before but i was definitely in denial and only showed that side of myself to a few people. i hope i can be more open now!
=380! )(ow alarming... I )(ope you and everyone else are alrig)(t!
Seems like everyone's )(ad quite t)(e party tonig)(t! -Everyone be sure to rest up and drink lots of water!
OH Y3S W3'V3 GOT 4 GOOD BUG HO4RD NOW
I pro8a8ly should have 8een tagging my posts regarding the lollipop juju as su8tance a8use. I just 8arely conceive of such an o8ject as an actual drug rather than...I don't know, a cosmic o8ject? Jujus are in that strange territory 8etween actual magic and game logic in some situ8tions, after all. I would more hearken it to a "power up transformation." Your 8oundless potential made manifest in glittery colorful form! It just so happens to also completely o8liter8te your impulse control. So. I guess it is a 8it of a drug. #su8stancea8use
https://i.postimg.cc/TwNN7nZd/Untitled227-20260403224909.png N-EV-ERMIND! THIS PLAC-E GLUBBIN ROCKS!
One of the facets of the lollipop juju that I find to 8e strangely compelling is how it constructs a certain narrative in an im8i8er's mind. The trickster juju doesn't just serve as a happy drug that kills your rational thinking, it also has a secondary effect. It also has one effectively attempt to "crush" whatever pro8lems they could 8e undergoing, psychological or otherwise. It's why it's much more useful as a stimulant for cheru8s, who don't ordinarily have the social capacity to work out whatever insecurities they might 8e dealing with. It leads to an interesting phenomenon wherein one under its effects undergo rapid "character development," or at least try to frame their actions as such. Overcoming adversity and worry with just a lick of a lolly rather than the muck and toil of gradual healing. The tempt8tion is understanda8le.
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
R1T3 OF P4SS4G3
M4YB3 3V3N K1CK1NG 4ND SCR34M1NG
TRULY W3 4LL COM3 1NTO TH1S W3BS1T3 Y3LLOW
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
GOTT4 H4ND 1T TO C4S3Y SH3'S V3RY GOOD 4T SK3L3TON SUMMON1NG. OUR H1K3 1N TH3 WOODS H4S B3COM3 4 P4R4D3 OF SM4LL LUS11 CORPS3S
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
Y34H 1'M NOT GO1NG TO TH3 #1W4NTC4NDY 3V3NT BUT UH. GOOD LUCK 1 GU3SS? DON'T D13, 1F YOU N33D M3 TO S3ND YOU 4 GRUB3R TO COM3 G3T YOU JUST T4G M3
TH3 ZOOM1NG HOURS 4R3 UPON US
YOU LOOK3D CUT3 1N 1T
WH1L3 1 R3M3MB3R, TH3 D3T41LS OF TH3 R3V3NG3 #4PR1LFOOLS BY MYS3LF 4ND @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T W1LL R3M41N R3L4T1V3LY V4GU3 BUT KNOW TH3Y 1NCLUD3D: - 4N 3L4BOR4T3 RUB3 GOLDB3RG M4CH1N3 S3T UP 4T MY H1V3 - 4 CL4SS1C H4RL3Y QU1NN COSTUM3 W1TH BUNNY 34RS - 4 V3RY BUSY PR4NKST3R B31NG BOTH T13D UP 4ND TR4PP3D BY SOC14L CONV3NT1ON TO W4TCH CL4SS1C B4TM4N C4RTOONS, SP3C1F1C4LLY TH3 1NTRODUCT1ON OF ON3 H4RL33N QU1NZ3L 4ND 3V3RY 3P1SOD3 SH3 W4S 1N @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
HOPB34ST
HOPB34ST
Disregard my previous chit then. Here, for you: Believe in your strengths, believe. ▼
D3P3NDS HOW T1R3D 1 4M. UNFORTUN4T3LY 1'V3 H4D TO N4P P4RT14LLY OR 3V3N FULLY CLOTH3D 4 F3W T1M3S
TH3 SL1M3 1S GR34T BUT 1'LL 4DM1T TH3 ODD N4P ON 4 COUCH OR R3ST SL4B 1S R34LLY N1C3 SO 1 C4N S33 TH3 4PP34L
uhh i'm not really sure how to explain without sounding crazy? i think i might be altering people's visual perception of me by accident. or i'm a shapeshifter. haven't figured it out yet.
oh wait this is a gender post. sorry to intrude i meant it in a different way.
I'm fishin'. #fishingfriday
B33 < since appurrently this is the current topic I love fish hate fishing tbh.
I don't really know. Vibes, I think! You seem bunny-adjacent.
:33 < if mewr lucky, it'd be a meow-beast!
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
yo yo yo yo yo!!! tul3-z h3r3!! wh4t 1s UP?? >8D 1 just crush3d down l1k3 6 3n3rgy dr1nkz b4ck to fr34k1n b4ck.
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe
im really good at giving hugs! im like a professional hugger :)
B33 < good morning efurrynyan B33 < this is your infurequent reminder to sharpen your knives/claws/swords/etc B33 < do so at your earliest clawnvenience or else
Killing people is bad.
@aventurineCopycat I sharpened my sword per your request. Thank you for the reminder.
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
that sEEms oddly spEcific to just happEn on its own...
That works. Let's go with that. It really is an excellent manga.
i think the most important part of my life has always been my friends! :) as much as im a practical thinker and someone who tends to make plans based on the reality in front of me i always act a little silly and head in the clouds because it's relieving to approach the world like my actions dont matter all too much :/ obviously i know my life and what I do is important especially with how powerful i am and i act like it when I need to.... but when i can get away with it i like just being silly and not worrying too much :)
Oh dear, I have 8lasted it out of its hatches.
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
https://c.tenor.com/8AtvqiYPm04AAAAd/tenor.gif
F33L1NG W31RD TOD4Y. HMN.
C4UGHT MYS3LF CH1RP1NG 4T 4 LUSUS 3GG 1 FOUND 1N TH3 WOODS SO 1 GU3SS TH4T K1ND OF 3XPL41NS WHY 1'V3 B33N F33L1NG OFF.
OF COURS3 1'M US1NG TH3 H34T3D BL4NK3T. MOSTLY 1 JUST W4NT 4...SM4LL TH1NG TO PROT3CT??? HUH.
FUCK1NG 4PP4R3NTLY??? C4N 1 BORROW C4S3Y FOR 4 B1T. 1 KNOW SH3'S 4LR34DY H4TCH3D 4ND 4LL BUT 1 DUNNO M4YB3 1 C4N JUST K33P H3R W4RM 4ND S4F3 FOR 4 B1T TOO
TH4T M1GHT H3LP HON3STLY... 1M GONN4 BL4M3 1T ON MY LUSUS THOUGH.
1 M34N, 1 DON'T W4NN4 S1T ON 1T BUT 1 DO W4NT TO S1T W1TH 1T B3C4US3 TH4T'D B3 TH3 B3ST W4Y TO K33P 1T W4RM G1V3N TH3 S1Z3. OH. 1'M G3TT1NG BROODY 4R3N'T 1.
1 COULD K33P TH4T 3GG *SO* S4F3 4ND W4RM T4VROS
1....DON'T KNOW 4CTU4LLY. 1 TH1NK 1 JUST R34LLY W4NN4 LOOK 4FT3R 1T???
DO YOU GUYS TH1NK TH3 LUSUS W1LL NOT1C3 1F 1 JUST...T4K3 TH3 3GG
The tumult of #eridanweek serves as a timely reminder that I ought to 8egin prepar8tions for my own server’s gathering, in honour of the collective Eg8ert’s hatchdays.
:33 < H33h33, okay, I'll post a little something to commemorate last nyaight... Don't get too excited now.. or do! I like it when mew squirm <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31472237ae97.jpg
(( feel silly posting ooc for this but im gonna be more active on my other accts for the next 2 weeks probably. my doggie got neutered and i want to be Silly in these times. but if u do want handmaid time, just @ me or w/e :3
WH1CH 1S TO S4Y YOU'LL ST1LL G3T TH3M JUST 4 B1T MOR3 COV3R3D
TH3R3'S SOM3TH1NG 1N TH3 WORKS DON'T WORRY
Simple, 8ut earned a sensi8le chuckle. Thank you.
_(°:з」∠)_ #omgroxselfieeeee https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1634.jpeg
i knowwwww its the worstttt. i dont even know what i wanna do :(
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
older model automatic doors that kind of struggle sometimes you have to press on the pad a few times to wake them up or wave in front of the sensor
troll rays belt https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc2e078d8205.png
that arcade game where the spiders on the ground light up and you have to stomp on them
goblins just any goblin vaguely featureless and small and stupid
the clean and shiny ablution trap shower heads that you twist to get different power modes
crow mauler and by extension pyramidhead they are basically the same character gomen
po3 from inscryption
the treble clef
thing addams
xenomorph queen
goregle specifically when you search something and it stalls out and makes you wait for it
every single angel from nge but specifically leliel and ramiel
roadhog
master hand from super slash brothers
that voice that says "wait!" when you press a stop walk button and every time you press it it gets louder and louder
glados
shin godzilla
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
>B33 < team davepeta k33ps winning i guess!
B800~ < goddamn!! B33 < so furicking glad I suggested this hehehe
🍌- HEY #ERIDANWEEK I am bringing my DANCING PECS and FRESHLY CUT KREMLING TAIL to the BBQ BOOTH!!! also @cesarianAqueduct I'm bringing your gun back, you should see how DUMB K. Rool looks without a TAIL!!!
I've never been so betrayed in my life. Years of suffering through endless breadsticks. Countless dinners of subpar pasta and lukewarm soup. I have put in the hours, the effort, the sacrifice. And what did it amount to? Was I special for my suffering? Even that does not set me apart, for I am just one victim amongst many. One lamb in the feast. #DaveWentToOliveGarden #WithSomeoneElse #Betrayed
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
uugggghhh, 1'v3 b33n soooo p3nt up l4t3ly. >8/ #nsfw m4yb3?
oh y34h sup3z comfy. g1v3 1t 4 try. >8]
𓁹‿𓁹 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8dc5f7a4332.png
How did we let creepypastas such as 'Smile Dog' and 'Jeff the Killer' dominate the horror genre of the internet when much more frightening stories and events were happening simultaneously? Perhaps I should write a dissertation on the undeserved fame of these lesser stories.
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
I'm always so+ caught up in my design wo+rk when chittr is at its best. Dramatic sigh.
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
B33 < ok im gonna be busy aftpurr i post this but SOMENYAN has b33n riling me up so i might as well post too B33 < #nsfw [An image from behind of Davepeta topless, kneeling on a bed and looking over their shoulder at the camera. Their wings are flared and tail curled coquettishly up. Both of their hands are occupied pulling down their pants to reveal their bare ass.]
>>| human .anatomy .is strange, but this .one .is .unusually .appealing. nice .outfit, need to get .one for myself.
B33 < sh33sh!!!! B33 < ive got things to mew today!! B://33
d4mnnnnnnnn. >8]
B33 < i should rewatch some ghibli movies B33 < n33d somenyan to pussy up and watch ponyo with me
B33 < i squeak to god i got most of them!!!
Danger: Front. Chest Imminent.
B33 < nyall efur s33 a clown make a typo while trying to be intimidating B33 < its furicking hilarious it just shuts them all the way down log off and try again B33 < they hit that hink/honl and its all ofur B33 < like watching a slasher trip ofur a rock in a movie
:33< sigh... :33< thinking about girl bulge again :)) :33< #nsfw
B:DD < cuuuuuuute!!! B;33 < this pic undersells it tbh shes even bettpurr irl
g3t n4k3d!!! >8D #nsfw
B:33c < lets get more silly togethpurr
B33 < sometimes you just gotta B33 < purr respect
m4n ton1ght w4s so k1ll3r though 4ft3r 1 d1d som3 K1LL3R MOV3Z... 1 h4v3 so m4ny knots 1n my b4ck th4t n33ds rubb1ng out. >8/
N3V3R UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 B34UTY OF QU13T HOURS CH1TTR
1'm st1ll soooooo n4k3d rn. why 1s 1t lowk3y b3tt3r th4n b31ng cloth3d??? #nsfw
th4nk you!! >8D
Augh. Now I do have to get up. See you sparingly, Chittr.
hop3 you l1k3 1t s1nc3 1 s4w you 1nt3r3st3d 1n my l4st post. >8;]
:33 < Secretary of Degeneracy solidarity!! Here's some more furrisky pictures of yours mewly <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/521042862175.jpg
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
you know wh4t. 1'm gonn4 post som3th1ng. 1t'll b3 3p1c. >8]
Alright, now that the d8 has crossed over in at least some part of this strange universal convergence, I can say the "vow of silence" 8it was, in fact, a 8it. My take on the silliness of April Fools!
It was incredi8ly difficult to hold my tongue with the sheer amount of nonsense going on, 8ut I managed to do it! So, that's something, I suppose. I'll have to think up an *actual* joke next year.
B33 < oh squeak I was NOT expecting that to go so well B33 < idk what went best the outfit the pie to the face or the buster keaton bit but he was HOOKED B33 < h33h33 B33 < i can s33 why @ectoBiologist#6844 gets addicted to this its a power trip B33 < shout out to my purrtner in crime @gallowsCalibrator#1433 h33h33
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜
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(๑∩▃∩๑) >> That'S true too. I love complicated trapS.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> I'm not a big fan of prankS, but thoSe Spring loaded SnakeS remind me of puppetS a tiny bit Since they kind of move on their own, So thiS kind of thing getS a paSS.
https://i.imgur.com/1u02psu.jpeg
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
hOW DID YOU KNOW THAT, yOU ARE A GIRL, sOMETIMES,
Where is Jaspers when I could use him the most. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/3c/16/ac3c160766d518fb763c5ae8fcacff25.png
Perhaps it is because of the humorous fate of the eldritch horrors beyond the reaches around us that I have been permitted to return to form. Through social media, no less.
B33 < ragebaiting soft kitties i guess
B33 < mr purresident she messed with my squeaking THEMING
Okay No If Your Child Is A Human A Consort Or A Carapacian You Obviously Dont Have To Do This
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
i need images tØ wØrk in dms. sØ i can flip Øff slick.
she legally has to have that "i make 7.25 an hour and i work 12 hour shifts daily" gaze
(( very unfinished headshot of her :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/image0.jpeg
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
wellAdd anotherOne toThe p'leThen. :/
B33 < im gonna mew some squeaking xevious shit to jinx later istg
Where are you, Heir? I'll show you just how cool I can be.
Happy April, Chittr! Hoping today is filled with good-natured japes and nothing too bananas!
B33 < #dapperposting pawsed while i try to figpurr out how to unsqueak my squeaking phone B33 < im living in mousehole B33 < my life is a squeaking robotnik ytp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ubb1N9hwA
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
[|8{ < mice [|8{ < no yeah it just does that meow ugh
[|8{ < jinx what did you do [|8{ < supurremely undapper of you [|8{ < squeaking my damn head
8e careful, they may consider this a proposition of charm-ary.
[|8{ < i must say im enjoying efurryones prank posting so fur today [|8{ < mice job!
this is a jungle gym four me now.
I couldn't not jump on the dapperwagon.
[|8{ < this is what im talking about people!!!
#dapperposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b48f116e2a04.png
[|8{ < LMFAO https://i.postimg.cc/253Z08cr/image.png
[|8{ < who up dappurr posting today
I do not trust this, but I ≈ill admit the trickery sounds far less severe.
Thank you, I will 8e far more relieved to open doors in newly traversed Eg8ert 8u88les now.
#feltmanorpsa Salt in the sugar bowl.
maybe if i pail the ghosts, theyll let me sleep #nsfw
One last post before #bedge #nsfw Who's coming? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/076a8d29ab5a7bead29a2d7b57b91cbbe237fa24.png
B33 < please be tiny kitty figurines please be tiny kitty figurines please be tiny kitty figurines
thank god for damara she is a hateful queen
Rule of thum8; kidnap someone people do not already want gone. You will fetch a pretty caegar that way.
Um. Right well Happy Trans Day of Visibility! And also er #MayICome ?
what do32nt kill you mak32 you awkward in intimat3 2ituation2
Happened to me. Unfortunately I can't turn into wind. Stupid fucking sylladex.
oh yeah happy trans day of visibility everyone!
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
Oh, now I'm *really* glad I didn't come if what I'm hearing is true.
That Spades Slick is sure an ornery fellow!
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
Good evening, or whatever time it is for you.
♰ spent some time in the studio today... this one is growing on me i suppose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9b85e5c165d.png ♰
4t l34st 1 tr13d.
wow! n3v3r do th1s 4g41n. >8]
this website pr0vides that dead internet the0ry is wr0ng.
update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
luv my feminsit king who died but also lived boxcars
yall lucky im a busy woman cause wut tha fuck has been goin on in my absence
whale if yall are off cullin people ion reelly got much to say aboat that so carry on or wuteva
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgCwa0MVsAIxHXd.jpg
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
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p0st scratch jade has matched my freak. i'm s0 glad there's m0re insane pe0ple here.
WHY DO WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT DEAD CELEBRITIES?
WE SHOULD KILL MORE CELEBRITIES. #VIOLENCE
I have recently been contacted by a shifty organization that dub themselves the “Shadow Money Wizard Gang”. Could this interest in me and my work be caused by one of you all?
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
ive been called many things in my long life but grandma is my favorite one of them all :)
i corner the market for mad scientist transbian gilfs with mommy issues :)
JUST LEARNED WHAT NONBINARY IS. YOU TOO, GET OVER HERE. INFERM ME OF ANY NEW GENDERS FER ME TO HIT ON.
I WISH YOU LUCK. YOU CAN CALL ON ME IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
B33 < yknow what B33 < in the spirit of magnyamity im unblocking efurryone who isnt named caliborn BPP < this number wasnt actually that big BX33 < but its a switch im willing to purress again so dont think this is carte blanch
Thank you.
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1 th1nk 1f 1 w4s 4t 3r1d4n W33k, 3v3ryon3 would b3 4fr41d of br34k1ng l4ws. Th1s 1s not tru3. 1 th1nk p3opl3 would br34k mor3 l4ws to sp1t3 m3.
THANK YOU. YOU ARE SPARED FROM MY AFOREMENTIONED #VIOLENCE.
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM. #VIOLENCE
♰ why are we still celebrating a gilled violet..? for a whole week..? could we.. let that pass.. and move on... ♰
1t 1s gon3. W3 4r3 fr33. W3 n33d to m4k3 sur3 th1s do3sn't h4pp3n 4g41n.
B33 < im out here blocking all caliborns its not a question BPP < im too much of a hater social media b33f would take up valuable nap/frolicking/otherwise chill time
sorry ive been so offline :(! eek! gonna wrap this up lol with an answer ! though we can continue another time i just feel bad for being so busy.. :( the other day i cried watching an add for cereal cuz they had a really cute dog begging for the food and they just laughed instead of giving her some !!!!!
I may need a moment to myself. I appear to have gotten something in my eye.
It's a particularly positive mote of dust, don't worry.
You know, I expected at least *one* person to threaten 8odily harm or insult me in some way. I'm pleasantly surprised.
you know who to ring up about it if so
hm ok like. we can take a lot of physical harm before we even die and then so long as the death is fucking stupid its fine and its barely a later consequence on the body. sorta makes shit fun
I was considering doing one of those little attraction chart things, 8ut I realized that I couldn't fill it out, and it felt a little much to make half of the squares "Not Cronus Ampora".
Frankly, I flushed all the caste-rel8ed thoughts out of my mind after the first three or so centuries. #vagueposting
What if I decided I wanted to 8e a little #silly? What then, huh?
I tried to 8alance a 8ag of human potato chips on my head and skewered it on my horn. I have a mess to clean up, excuse me.
:33< acac :33< all cats are cute :33< smash that meowthpurrfurkin like button
:33< thank mew! :33< this is the exact kinda shit im talking about! :33< step up mewre game all othpurrs
I've liked, unliked, liked, unliked, liked, unliked, and liked again. Just to+ smash it pro+perly.
I was unaware that a week lasted approxim8ly 8 hours these days.
A #SerketSecond happens more often than you might think, and frankly, it's never a pleasant experience. (I'm referring to the amount of times I've had people slap a hand over my face when I'm preparing to exposit on something.) That aside, I do so appreciate the sentiment! I try my 8est at 8eing an engaging source of information, and while I am assured in my a8ility to do the latter, keeping people's attention tends to 8e something I struggle with. So the compliment hits home, truly. ::::)
...8ut is it truly going to last a week? That seems a little excessive for any sort of 8ash. Not that I'm some sort of expert on parties, mind.
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
i shØuld be given an award. fØr cleaning sØmeØnes hive. #vaguepØst
oH, tHANK YOU, uHH, JINX, tHOUGH, i DO NOT THINK i HAVE, aNY NAIL POLISH, rEMOVER BECAUSE i DO NOT, pOLISH MY NAILS, bECAUSE i AM, a COOL MAN, mANLY MAN, gUY,
Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
It Is. How Odd. I Believe I Now Have A New Ally In My Arsenal
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I See I See.. So It Is Befriending Me Then. How Intriguing
A TRULY EXEMPLARY OPINION. #SERIOUS #BUSINESS
:33< catgirls :33< just think about that fur a meownite and get back to meow
I LIKE DARK SOULS. TAKING DAMAGE. IS NOT A PROBLEM. WHEN MY GUY. SOUNDS LIKE THIS. HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=O93KUTO2QDO
So...?
damn u guys broke chittr with yuri? why did my computer have to break at the same time im like actually sad i missed that
I hope to deliver you something nice.
4www, th4nks. >:]
uhhhh h3llo???? wh3n 1s PYROP3 W33K??? w3 gott4 g3t th1s go1ng.
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
Oh my goodness I cannot be looking at the things people post here while at work.
[> A woman called me beautiful. Un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for sweeps! Fuck. What the fuck. <] [> I wish everyone a yuriful rest of their day whether they like it or not. Yuri be upon ye. <]
its litchery HARDWIRED in2 me i hav 2 follo EVRY ROSIE who folows me....... mommaz <3 s just that big n full off luvz
// That's well before I joined the community! It's nice to see dedication to a character! I love that!
I See. So It Appears The Beast And I Are At A Stalemate As I Am Unable To Provide The Taquitos Due To Its Fragile Internals Yet It Craves Some Regardless
It Keeps Trying To Put Its Face In My Hand Is It Declaring War On Me
The Downside Is It Keeps Trying To Eat My Chicken Taquitos
Rose’s Cat Has Decided To Make My Stomach It’s Place Of Rest I Am Now Unable To Move Lest I Disturb The Creature
idk but i think we deserve #lalondeweek
its like that song.. the world is a vampire
https://i.ibb.co/XrY2kpM1/mean.png
Designing an o+utfit fo+r the chassis o+f an andro+id is an interesting challenge. Is it pro+grammed to+ have a material preference? This and mo+re plague my mind to+night...
3833 < Remember, it's time to forget! >
One Might Say That In All Reality I Am Just Like Her
I Dont Know Whats Going On Im Holding Grubs
B33 < ikr? B33 < if I f33l even a whiff of that shit im doing something drastic tbh
i am preparing cup noodles as well is that what you mean?
You'll have to excuse my a8sence this evening; a svelte, starlight‑clad woman in 8lack is in pursuit, and I am far from foolish enough to 8etray my wherea8outs.
3833 < Don't forget to eat your greens! > 3833 < Or your blues... > 3833 < Maybe purple. > 3833 < There's a lot of colors to eat. >
B33 < baby you and me are no longer just mammals B33 < so tbh the discofurry channel really isnt a great guideline anyamore B33 < well idk meowbe the disco furry channel is i havent tuned in in a while but yknow what post cancelled
super mario sunshine save me super mario sunshine
(( homestuck is notoriously known for the amount of dead alternates around, this is one of the franchises where it would make sense to have an oversaturation. ))
B33 < y33sh im sorry B33 < id say meditating on your f33lings and internal motivations is hugely important B33 < while also staying grounded in a meowment to meowment reality B33 < youre a real purrson with real n33ds and wants yknow B:// < maybe take it easy for today? idk.
Slowly starting to feel a bit more like myself. Still not quite there yet. Something is eating at my self-image and I can't extirpate it. #bodyhorror #mentalhealth #cw
3833 < Looking with BIG eyes... > 3833 < Babby is LOADING. >
B:(( < i cant but ill be furry disappointed
B33 < nyall better not be smoking that nyarrativa when i come in there #substances #kinda
B33 < so B33 < what happens if you pick an impostpurr
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! The Sus fetch modus allows free retrieval of captchalogued items, as long as you can avoid the impostors! Try to remember what colors of items you've stored. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub
All the power to you.
Are you alright, John?
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
B33 < might change up the display name soon
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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B33 < alright its bedtime for crow kitties B33 < ttyall latepurr <3
B33 < oof B33 < if i efur start turning into some kinda curmudgeon you gotta hit me with the biggest hammer you got jinx B33 < full force #noragreta
(( evasive maneuvers in progress type picture
B33 < and then you follow up with him like years later and hes a middle manager fur an advertising furm with 3 kids B;33 < and yet there he is on grindr B33 < would he even recognize you
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
((Image taken seconds before disaster
Maybe self love is not so bad.
damn tz looks adorbs in that shit
D --> She pulls it off though
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
hehe! i like.. hmm.. i dunno what its called, its like a less rough sandpaper! like a bumpy paper i have i run my fingers over sometimes. its like.. if rain on a surface solidified? bleh i dunno if im explaining it well. i like bumpy textures though! (my favourite smell is also.. my garden! flowering plants, trimmed cuttings.. ) im gonna flip it on its head.. LEAST favourite texture???
oh nice!! that sounds so fun :D hmm.. i sleep pretty easily! i tend to listen to asmr though. whats your favourite smell in the world?
B33 < im furicking B33 < pawlways scared ill step on someowthing and itll turn out to be a snake or sharp B33 < i furicking hate being barefoot
license revoked :(
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B33 < today i am a girl -33-
B33 < hmmm B33 < somewhere youve b33n meaning to go but nefur gotten around to visiting?
hmm.. does anyone wanna ask anything? maybe we can do a question for a question! you ask something and ill ask something back :D!!
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
:33< you find me like this what do mew do? >//ww//< #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f53b779e97c6.jpg
I'm pleased to+ see the wo+men o+ut there having a go+o+d time o+n here.
fixin 2 take sum moar #substance edibles mmmm submstances mmmmmmm
B33 < meowbe i should do some pawprint ones... B33 < much to think about!
B33 < the ofuralls were an inspired choice i should wear these more tbh
B33 < john was right you look cool as hell!
B3TT3R HOP3 TH3 N3XT ON3 DO3SN'T G1V3 M3 B1G STOMPY BOOTS
NO 1'M 4CTU4LLY M4K1NG 4 B33L1N3 FOR YOUR PL4C3.
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I'm glad to+ hear it.
Enjo+ying tea by myself, keeping a clo+se eye o+n the rising sun o+ver the ho+rizo+n with a bo+o+k o+n the desk in fro+nt o+f me. I'm missing o+nly so+meo+ne to+ share it with, but it's perfect even witho+ut that. I ho+pe yo+u're all enjo+ying this turn fro+m night to+ day as well.
homeu blocks r my enemy fuck u honey blocks https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6836.jpeg
WORS3 SOM3HOW
B33 < im a purretty purrincess B33 < not my normal getup but it still works with the wings so im not changing fur meow <3
WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S TH1S
I )(ave to admit, some of my fronds' ancestors are really, really attractive. I'm staring at C)(ittr and )(ave to conc)(vince myself to take breaks. #omc! #glubposting
[UNCLASSIFIED] Watched a scuttlebuggy scramble with a long string of load gaper sheet attached to its prongs.
TH3 H1V3 1S P4TCH3D UP 4ND 1M GL4D TO S33 YOU GUYS D1DN'T BURN DOWN TH3 S1T3 1N MY 4BS3NC3
good puns an good humor = makins of a good guppy
not in any wave associated wit a certain SOM-EMOBYS cod awful trends #vagueposting
i am vague psiting soemn of yall cough gayboys cougj need 2 learn how comments work
i cant believe itchy died. that sucks. i guess. we are ignØring that he is cØmmenting and reacting tØ things right nØw at this mØment. he has died.
lever system that catapults a pie at someone? a step-up from the tradition!
M1GHT NOT 3V3N B3 D1NN3R 4T TH1S PO1NT
NOT G1RL D1NN3R NOT BOY D1NN3R BUT 4 S3CR3T TH1RD TH1NG
okay honestly waking up to get a mid-day snack is one of the best feelings ever.
when you type out a chitt have a vivid vision of exactly what comments youre going to get and then promptly delete the chitt.
“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.” *Excerpt from The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
The site won't allow me to pity react anymore. Is there something wrong with pitying the poor? Having mercy for the weak? Mocking the Amporas? #ButThePitifulMassesAwait #KMS
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manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
tØ the felt. there are baked gØØds in the chartreuse kitchen. they turned Øut Økay. clØver helped.
Johnson please do not, it's quite dangerous
peØple whØ almØst gØt evicted dØn't interact.
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
i think we shØuld all explØde dØc scratch. fØr nØ reasØn. in particular.
Well duh, don't worry I didn't think you were being incurious I just am 50% an insufferable pedant as you know.
i thought it was a security trap not a goddamm joke
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wut brandin you lookin at thats got you worryin aboat somemoby scoldin ya
oh her... ion fink you gotta worry aboat dat particular paddle tbh pretty shore she da kinda freak who only wants it used on hershellf
Good morning, everyone. Are you early 8irds or l8te sleepers?
brandin is a reel powerful fin
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 FOR NO R34SON YOU SHOULD COM3 OV3R #NSFW
SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14
B33 < ugh i think i pulled something lugging that d33r around yestpurrday B33 < im chill i have healing items but bluh
B33 < late night zoomies hit diffurrent when youre the size of an adult human j33ze
B33 < im glad i was here for the oil craze but i have defeated the zoomies and i really cant let that w slip by B33 < ttyl
I'm sure the two of you will patch things up.
THAT KEY HAS DONE FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO ME IN THE PAST. I REFUSE TO ENGAGE WITH IT UNTIL IT APOLOGIZES.
B33 < pls girl we can do betpurr B33 < ill brave the wilds of babynames.com fur you if nyacessary
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Nice meeting you, @hystericalDame . I understand not accepting a drink, but I hope you get home safe.
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how
What's this about swapping? I'm interested of course but I'm not sure what the bit is here. But yes I will absolutely dance provocatively if provided with a theme!
B33c < that sounds cool af B33 < id purrticipate in that B33 < meowbe @tentacleTabbycat shes got the whole schrodinger thing goin on
R1GHT 1 W1SH 3V3RYON3 COULD DO TH1S
BOO < PAWESOME B:33 < youre so cool.....
JOHN 1'V3 N3V3R B33N SO 3NV1OUS. C4N YOU M4K3 M1N3 GO 4W4Y FOR 4 B1T
H3LL Y34H G3ND3R FLU1D T1M3. JO1N M3
........huh. You may 8e the very first Eg8ert I've talked to that actually knew where I was going with that/knew what an Egg was.
((You're gucchi! frankly, for a character themed around "freedom" to the point of breaking free of the narrative itself, genderfluidity makes perfect sense!))
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
me when i get the big zoomies at 2 am for no reason lmao :3
(Sits down at my computer) Hmm. I need to compose a chitt that will entertain the masses. Oh I know.) Penis. #nsfw And send.
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I have become ever so slightly concerned that I might be the one who has to clean this up. Please be careful. =>
Can you not return to your previous loc8tion?
in that case im almost impressed almost
You zapped to felt mansion?
like this chit if you know who let the dogs out. who. who. who. who. who.
Oh, how delightful that there are leprechauns here! Do you have any idea how remarka8ly scarce their kind is across most places of the multiverse? It is quite rare to encounter such a specialised species so openly.
If anything of mine gets a smear of paint or dye on it heads will roll.
If I may garner the ire of your beagle pussed faces, then I may rest happy. For to be acknowledge with chagrin is better to not be acknowledged at all! Hoo hoo. I do hope you all are not such sourpusses of course. To be made a fool is a gift unlike any other, as you must already know. A trade in gambit is an exchange in humanity.
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.
important update from casey: "uhoirrrgvrkir"
Go for the eyes! And the nipples.
Go for the throat every time.
I am quite fond of these "pikmin" fellows!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrTWjrYYxBU
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
yeah i agree but also hey man maybe bring a headlamp
got about six more hours before im free from my obligations but after that im holding a wizard tournament. stay tuned. or maybe take a nap and loop back later. six hours is a long time to stay on the edge of your seat. #wizard
B33 < i dont have much expurrience with the specific scenario but i have it on good authority you gotta shove both barrels off a shotgun in their hole/burrow as far as you can befur firing
Sir yes sir! (Turns the Silly Dial up to 11) (>w<)
B33 < i should be allowed to rechitt multiple times
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i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
OH HOW 3XC1T1NG. JOHN HOW GOOD 4R3 YOU 4T F4K1NG 4N 1NJURY
OR 1 GU3SS NOT H34L1NG STUP1D F4ST W1TH YOUR GODT13R NONS3NS3
WH1CH 4R34 W4S 1T 1M TRY1NG TO G3T THOS3 B4NN3D
BX33 < right aftpurr your devnyastating injuries last night too
FUCK Y3S TH3Y DO
N33D TO G3T M3 4 CH3W TOY.
MOOD HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/D1CB58D1387D.PNG
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WH4T K1ND OF H1V3 1S TH3 B3ST 4ND WHY 1S 1T 4 TR33 H1V3
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<3 #V4GU3
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
playsing the drumns fuck yesh https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/senc-4-19.gif
not a chud but you're on thin ice
B33 < i dont let them beclaws im too evasive B33 < #inmytouhouera
an excellent set of colors! :p
B:33c < you couldn't k33p me out of there with a gd laser grid
deserved.
egbun u don't even know how many egbuns i have in my boxes! but if i was listin all the names of my faves id still b @ it n prolly hit a character limit lol
B33 < ngl it does sk33ve me out a bit s33ing people call their ectosiblings mom/dad B// < they didnt raise you bro theyre just taking credit
I Dont Often Have Time To Be Online But This Place Seems Interesting Enough
:33 < well i WASNT vagueposting you but now that you mention it i bet i could bully my local equius into making me some mechanical wings!! thanks fur the inspurration!
:33 < god i wish i could fly it sounds like such an adrenaline rush
> 1 L0VE ST00P1NG S0 MUCH jump1ng 0ff 0f tall sh1t and g01ng fast 1s S0 underrated
:33 < have you considered smashing their vehicle with a great big hammer?
D --> Just don't get sucked into the intake
B33 < meowbe! B33 < but i could also just gut it normal style
B33 < what if I swooped down and just made off with a d33r like a fucked up eagle
whale be back from bidness soon
Quite menacing. https://i.postimg.cc/rpKGJxhM/IMG-0136.jpg
Mrm https://media1.tenor.com/m/s6JvYYKNS2cAAAAd/cat-cute.gif
@thirdandFourtheye https://i.postimg.cc/0QVtQPXH/IMG-0135.png
jneklcqwdfsbwkfev vklnewlbfneqwqlkwir2pbnfvms,
but preesh the support
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood break a dusk to my whole planet of loyal followers
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Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
|<o>| cream <o>f tartar paste and s<o>lar p<o>wer :)
B4BY 1'M TH3 WHOL3 PROBL3M 4ND YOU KNOW 1T
3HH. TH3 CURR3NT SUN 1S 4CC3PT4BL3. TH3 OLD ON3? NOT SO MUCH.
>:]
YOU SHOULD 1TS TH3 B3TT3R OPT1ON
1 US3D TO 4ND NOW 1'V3 SP3NT 3NOUGH T1M3 W1TH YOU LOT TH4T 1 SW4P TH3M 4ROUND ON 4 WH1M
B33 < meowbe one day well make it happen
The sprite handbook I got calls the umbrella term 'universe-propagating game' but that might just be in English.
Som3 sm4ll s4mpl3s. 1t w4s n1c3.
B33 < its kinda a cute thing to say B33 < but yeah a lot of people do it B33 < me included!
1 h4v3 r3c3ntly d1scov3r3d hum4ns 4r3 v3ry soft. 1 und3rst4nd th3 4pp34l now.
potion seller.. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions!!!!
BX33 < hope you had a good birth minute
H4H4, SUR3 YOU W1LL
4 WOND3RFUL M4SS4G3
partake in some crockercorp memorabeelia
NOT1C1NG TH4T PUNS, 4P4RT FROM ON3S FROM 4 S3L3CT F3W, 4R3 OFT3N H4T3D. COW4RDS.
B1T3S YOU
N3V3R 4POLOG1S3 FOR Y4PP1NG ST4ND 1N YOUR TRUTH
1 DO L1K3 4 ROCK
SM4LL F41RY G4RD3NS
4W4K3 4ND 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 TH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M
B33 < i can s33 it in my mind B33 < purrfectly toasted B33 < cream ch33s3 scallions onions B33 < suffpurring...
B33 < on the TL straight up FIENDING for a bagel and lox right now B33 < nyathing is stopping me from making it B33 < i gotta build anticipation furst
#nowplaying Camellia - Hottest Take Machine https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tf41W43fESU
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
:33 < *ac paces back and furth in furont of her wall. so many subjects to work with, so little time in her impawsing shedule. this shall be her biggest puroject yet!*
This horrifying creature stepped on my keyboard. https://i.postimg.cc/kMhKRybG/IMG-8108.webp #horror
iv gon all red in the face <3 i luv flirtingggg
:33 < purrhaps you should just use diffurent attacks fur diffurent prey!
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY
made an image. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled6_20260325134301.png
I will eat your soul. mildly #nsfw https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5640281826.1208/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/2AtC6i0b8TjpjhWBZYLprX?si=311a2ae493074e63 #mirth
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
sigh ok take your fuckin like alien
lofin the puns i think ill spare you for a whale longer
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting #HereHeGoesAgain https://i.postimg.cc/d3TSGxHy/IMG-5851.jpg
omg i figr out how 2 follw tags
Immediately subscribing to this tag.
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Doesn't matter. Follow your heart and you will find greatness of your own
B33 < nyathing were just posting were just being furiends rn
John, did you bake your daily cake?
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
GOOD PLAN. #DRIPTIPNATION EM GREENIE. YER A WINNER.
megid0 madness.
kpop demon hunters
trØll gØØgle is it mean tØ thrØw a rØck at sØmeØne if its a gift fØr them trØll gØØgle why is thrØwing rØcks mean
its like all of the sudden no one wants to be a fuckin wizard anymore
i strØngly dislike mØst Øf the pØsts i am seeing. i was tØld tØ verbalize it if i dØnt feel like using the hate buttØn.
i need a dislike buttØn. nØt the hate buttØn, but Øne that can let them knØw i didnt like it.
found ur post so ass they had 2 call it wretched
thank you john that is exactly what i wanted to hear
putting on #mysuit #ilovemysuit #puttingonmysuit
omigosh i was wondering when the chess ppl (/, affectionate) were gonna show up n now look whos there!!! #godblessthemailservice
Your Human Sayings About Silver Linings May Hold Some Water After All
B33c < tough question B33 < btw how much cling wrap did you USE
https://i.imgur.com/qltemR4.png Serendipity.
Messaging death threats used to mean something. We used to be a society.
This sounds like follies from personal experience. Who has earned your wrath, John?
B33 < why not both? #cantwaittogetameowthfull
i thjnk som of u guys woudl thrive as a reahbilitated abused circus bear
B// < i was JUST posting about not devastating the local ecosystem
rejoice i am no longer conked out but for the second time now
So good you had to post your fucking murder on the feed for everyone to see my torn corpse and point and laugh? #WarSpoils #LetHektorbeburied
more like "WO-E mama" 38D
I've been told I should be on here. Not impressed so far.
i THINK, sHE IS NOT ALWAYS, aS BUSY AS SHE MIGHT, lIKE OTHERS TO THINK, tHAT SHE IS, tHAT BUSY,
thats what we all fink but then you get the position and it turns out theres hells of bureaucracy and red tape and logistics and paperwork and that kind of attitude would just lead everyfin to wrack and ruin
I retract my previous self-imposed schedule for #nsfw posting. Felt cute, might edit and nuke this out of existence later. https://thumbs.booru.org/rule34stuck/thumbnails//13/thumbnail_9dfa5ed10095ff9aed1588bb45d3529420ec1ce6.png
lets keep these good vibes going
shes WAY too busy to be chitting
3 roseposts in less than 2 minutes what more could u ask 4??
B33 < i love my stupid baka life #westaysilly
hammarang, please
think i can show a lil boatta mercy when it comes to da sassacre ill call a temporary truce fo our shindig
I look to Chittr. I look away from Chittr. It is for the best. #AvertThyGaze
wow that sounds so cool :o give it a try!! i bet your jade would be happy to spar with you >:D
BB3 < ive always b33n saying the hammer bros are the most furustrating enemy in mario
im down
so much feltposting... I really should not make a snowman account but I do feel the call of being a bitch on main...
B33 < i n33d like one (1) millipede or rolly polly type guy to bat around curious style
sushi is great!! i know a good few recipes i could share, and a way to make sure sushi rice is fluffy and sticky!
B33 < john i cant k33p stealing your food ill f33l bad B33 < but also 👀
:33 < *ac licks her paws clean, having been dirtied furrom the morning's bountiful hunt. she wishes all a good morning!*
Its like youve peeked straight into my noggin old chap i was just thinking the same thing!
its totes normal johnnybuoy dw boat it
B00_ < hey unrelated can i come over
fuuuuuuuuuuuck i missed tha funny numbr kult scores now i'm gonna have 2 wait 4 the next funny numbr 2 come up :'(((((
B33 < anynyan know where the heck the word passel came from B33 < f33ls like a wild pull to use even if youre some kinda 1845 bull run mf
B33 < dgmw I love purrsian but im already literally SO vulnerable to garfield jokes B33 < also being a lapcat for giovanni is an L sorry
B33 < also ik nobody asked me but my fafurite pokemon is both murkrow and meowth BB3 < if you try to make me pick youre homeowphobic
B33 < jk nyall already know im a PURROLIFIC ishades poster
efiugybchqwjkeiwljk=kdddddddddddddddddddddddwdh,.
B33 < how the furick do i still lose track of time B// < time is like one of my two things BX33 < next you people will tell me im nyat allowed to be a heart surgeon
sleep well john!
THERES A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE FUCK i feel like such a stereotype of dogs....
B33 < it takes so much furicking restraint not to devastate local ecosystems shaking my damn head
#friendship is fundamental to living a fulfilled life.
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
B33 < *ac is on this app now* B33 < istg nobody tells me anyathing
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the hive, half a block down the street from Jerrie's Bait Shop- (You know the place!) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my lusus would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast! Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'... It was driving me crazy! I said to my lusus, said, "Hey, lusus, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet lusus, she just looked at me like a moobeast looks at an oncoming train! And she leaned right down next to me... and she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth! And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 11 sweeps! That's when I swore that somenight, somenight I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place.. where the moon is always crescent and the air smells like warm death.. and the corpses are oh so rotting, where the clowns and the priests play their games all cycle long. And anyone on the street will gladly cull anyone for a caegar... Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yea! Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true... because the very next night, a local radio station had this contest where you had to guess the number of lives The Manntrap had taken, I was off by two but I still won a grand prize! And that was a one-way guarantee to... The Alpocalypse! Ya, the Alpocalypse! #PartOne #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse.
If I can't Help other, especially those I Care about, make strangers Laugh, Brighten someone's day than what Good am I??? If at least one thing I do a day makes someone Smile then I'm doing something Right.
Please remember to flip the flag of your pyxis up if you have an outgoing package. Some couriers do not check before depositing parcels and may damage your mail.
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
Y34H 4LR1GHT ON MY W4Y
:33 < eating TWO ch33se sticks right meow
First troll to make a Mo&Krillion dollars
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
#calliepilled
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
#InMyCallieZone
=( Are the spheres gone? Are the people of chittr in a mindset that leaves them ready for more facts about #bugs? )
wait why are we having a striders vs lalondes thing or whatever when we could all be #CalliedUp
My coffin beckons, it demands I return from whence I came. Goodnight, loyal #KluTTs.
{has anyone ever seen Tucker and dale vs evil. someTimes Things feel like ThaT i Think)
:33 < stay in your lane, egbert (just kidding that was a good one!!!)
Greetings, Chittr. I hope the Empress doesn't mind wanted criminals posting on her forum.
hard to choose between pasta and deviled eggs.
-- I Love A Good Set Of Crawfish
guyz w3 should 4LL b3 th4nkful th4t wh1l3 th1s 1s 4ll h4pp3n1ng, th3r3 1s no 4M-SNOR3-4 1N S1GHT. c4n 1 g3t 4 h3ll y34h????
OR 1N SN1FF!
nice tits john!!
Very funny, John.
GR34T T1TS!! OR 4R3 TH3Y L3SS3R ON3S?
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME CHORTLE.
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huyyyyggggggggggggfhhjugiojkubg sezdfcfgyhbgfuv
To gaze upon my wretched, crepuscular form would render a mere mortal numinously dazed. Therefore, I shall spare the chittlings the despair. #Dontmisunderstandthough #Theyareopulent
Hold on, everyone. I have my Bratz USB Flashdrive. That should do the trick.
> ch1ttr.1ng m0re l1ke struggl.1ng get 1t bc (t00 many requests warn1ng)
its like this website is being strangled but occasionally comes up for air
LOV3 R34D1NG 41T4 POSTS NON3 OF YOU WOULD L4ST 4 S3COND 1N COURT
*Tapping the microphone* Hello? Is this thing working? I believe we all broke the site.