John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
hello! i am doing my best. my private messages are always open if you want to talk to me. i might be polyamorous??
@gardenGnotic hi jade! i wanted to let you know that if you are trying to make a :D face but it is coming out as a :d face instead you may be able to fix that using the website's typing quirk settings, so that it makes an exception to the uppercase letter exclusively when it is typed next to a colon.
really?! john you life saver!!! thank you a million!!!!
of course it's no problem!! if that does not work then you could set it to no forced typing quirk and just type in lowercase as best you can. that is what i do!
thank you John furrr letting her know how to make her :d bigger #suggestive mew~ 💖✨
john!!! i can't find where in the typing quick setting i go to program this!!! please help meeeee
ok try setting it up like this! i am not sure if it will work but it is worth a shot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a97e85fdffa6.png just a heads up though that if you do have your thing set to always be lowercase otherwise, you will not be able to type LIKE THIS in all caps for emphasis because the quirk will automatically make it lowercase afterwards. i noticed you tried to do so in one of your posts and it had that problem, in which case it might just be better to go with no typing quirk and type in lowercase the best you can!
actually hold on. i might have a solution that can automatically fix the uppercase thing.
nevermind i think the lowercase setting is just not programmed the same way as it is on a certain other website. on there if you type LIKE THIS even with the lowercase setting it will leave it uppercase. this might be a bug or an oversight! @dynamicFlowfields
i think i might be a pervert. #nsfw.
no yeah congrats! hehehe.
thanks other me. tonight sort of awakened something in me i think. i sort of knew it before but i was definitely in denial and only showed that side of myself to a few people. i hope i can be more open now!
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
@archiveAddict please explain. when you can i mean.
my memory is very blurry 0v0”
do you want a refresher on what happened? i can give you a short version of it, maybe in private. unless you would rather not know which is also understandable.
ah
a rrecap in private… might be best…
i actually have no idea how to engage with anyone here. i am so late everyone is already macking on each other and i do not know how i can participate without feeling like i am barging in...
maybe i can get a late invite? i do not know if @gutsyGumshoe is checking her chittr right now though.
i did not RSVP in time so when i tried to zap in i was promptly kicked out! i tried to get in contact with jane but she is AWOL i think. or just busy.
--- turncoatGoathead [TG] sent secure coordinates: https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy --- idk if this will actually work if its an issue with your zappy powers or whatever but it should just let you in there unless your nanna totally iced you lmao
the link to the coordinates does not work for me, that's why i was trying to get in contact with jane! i do not know what to do about it.
hahahaha oh man you got iced by your own nanna sorry john but your meemaw said youre not allowed at the candy orgy its too hardcore for you thats so fucking funny #nsfw
fuck dude. that sucks! i guess i understand if she did not want me there specifically because she knew that she personally would be getting sexual and did not want me to see that? but still. #nsfw.
not fair i had to watch my ectomom get all up and tangled with the wizard troll of all people and i can still just walk back in there like nobodys fucking business what if i was traumatized by that what would jane even do for me would she hook me up with reparations for psychological damage shed be like what the fuck ever cry to your mama dave oh wait shes too busy getting high on magic pixie stix
i didnt do shit dont tell anybody i helped you and if you get sugar crazed do not talk to me but obviously of course man
i am probably not going to engage in the actual eating of the candy if i can help it.
i can not help feeling like i am maybe missing out. i want to kiss someone too.
i can offEr mysElf, but i probably won't kiss back.
who is showing hole at #eridanweek?? #iwantcandy #nsfw.
asking because apparently that is happening right now. i am not asking who is GOING to do that.
B33 < im just gonna nyassume it's efurryone atp but i appurreciate your restraint
i don't think that is the real shadow the hedgehog guys.
he didn't even say "damn" when talking about the fourth chaos emerald earlier. can you really believe anything he has to say?
#iwantcandy ?
noYou doNot. o.O
i would like to check it out!
is aranea running it or something?
are you there right now? at the event i mean.
andApparently theEvent turnedOut toBe completelyLame. th's|s aCompletely unexpectedConclus'on.
i can not tell if that guy is serious or a troll. like uh, internet troll not the species. #vagueposting.
i mean where is the line drawn between what is plausible and what is completely "oh oh see" as they say? why pretend to be someone you are not at that point when you are so many levels removed from what makes sense for you to say?? #vagueposting.
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
THE oNLY THING THAT SHoULD BE oILED ARE THE JoINTS oF MACHINES oF INDUSTRY!
Probably? I don Know if that would have helped or hindered progression of tonight’s events
thank you for following me digital circus guys. you are all very cool and interesting people! at least i think you are people.
Don’t worry, they are indeed people! Being human is something you should all have in common, AND I FIND IT ALL SO FASCINATING!!🤩🎪🎡 We would love to have you and your friends visit the circus, sometime!!
oh no she is ok. she is just immortal and part jester now like that one girl you are friends with.
Oh, Pomni? Yeah, your nannas situation does really sound similar to ours. ...Funny how that keeps happening.
it is a common thing i guess. maybe those two would enjoy talking together some time.
it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
scroll through all of my posts from today! or search the peanutbuttersandwich tag.
i think specifically https://chittr.ing/profile/ectoBiologist_5688/hashtag/peanutbuttersandwich works, otherwise embeds seem to break.
I THOT UR BODY SENT U 2 ANTI PEANUT RETCON DIMENSION OR W/E TO TRY N SAVE U!!!!!! #Mad URGGHHHH
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
HAHA. SO TRUE. VERY REAL. FUNNY.
\ 0k 1 was gett1ng c0ncerned f0r a t1ck there /
im glad you Zurvived the iron bellowZac dimenZion
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN. WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS POST? POST REPLY.
all of those creepy weird pictures were edited photos of peanuts and peanut shells heheh. #peanutbuttersandwich
april fools. :) #peanutbuttersandwich
GRRRRRHR4HRH4JJR6SJEISKRKRMRKRJR
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT U!!!!!!!! >x(
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
JOHN IF THIS WAS ALL A DUMB JOKE IM GONNA EAT *YOUR* PEANUTS!!!!!!
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IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich
\ can 0ne 0f th1s guys human fr1ends get an allergy 1nject0r 0r what ever the fuck humans have? /
it's... #peanutbuttersandwich
