i did not RSVP in time so when i tried to zap in i was promptly kicked out! i tried to get in contact with jane but she is AWOL i think. or just busy.
--- turncoatGoathead [TG] sent secure coordinates: https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy --- idk if this will actually work if its an issue with your zappy powers or whatever but it should just let you in there unless your nanna totally iced you lmao
the link to the coordinates does not work for me, that's why i was trying to get in contact with jane! i do not know what to do about it.
hahahaha oh man you got iced by your own nanna sorry john but your meemaw said youre not allowed at the candy orgy its too hardcore for you thats so fucking funny #nsfw
fuck dude. that sucks! i guess i understand if she did not want me there specifically because she knew that she personally would be getting sexual and did not want me to see that? but still. #nsfw.
not fair i had to watch my ectomom get all up and tangled with the wizard troll of all people and i can still just walk back in there like nobodys fucking business what if i was traumatized by that what would jane even do for me would she hook me up with reparations for psychological damage shed be like what the fuck ever cry to your mama dave oh wait shes too busy getting high on magic pixie stix
i didnt do shit dont tell anybody i helped you and if you get sugar crazed do not talk to me but obviously of course man
i am probably not going to engage in the actual eating of the candy if i can help it.

