John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
hello! i am doing my best. my private messages are always open if you want to talk to me. i might be polyamorous??
this wordle is gonna be so easy. watch me
just got out the shower and i can't find a single towel in here so i'll have to use the air dryer to dry up. i guess you say i need someone to blow m- no never mind this sucks. i'm stupid i'm never posting on here again. i'm crawling away into a little cave and staying there forever now #suggestive
you are not stupid jade. are you alright, did something happen? if you need someone to talk to please do not hesitate to reach out.
i SURE LOVE BEING, a COOL TOUGH MANLY, gUY, wHO IS COOL AND TOUGH, aND, mANLY,
i feel like you might be internalizing something.
sorry. just uh. if you ever want to talk to someone about, er... how tough and cool and masculine you are. my private messages are always open.
i mean it by the way. swear on my life i am not making fun of you, just trying to help.
there^s no way the doggiirls diick iis that biig #nsfw
unfair!! i'm not some liar!!! >:( is this your way of getting me to send you proof? ;?
look all ii^m sayiing iis the proviided number iis a liittle riidiiculous and ii^ve seen people liie over less so liike ii^m not really sure what ii^m gettiing at here ii just don^t fuckiing beliieve you
honestly at thiis poiint ii don^t thiink iit^s just me goadiing you iinto postiing diick the people are fiiendiing for iit
https://ii.postiimg.cc/4d2QjNMt/iimage-2026-04-04-054631935.png WE^RE SO UP
you can post a picture on here by first uploading it to a private album on something like image chest or file garden and then copy pasting the link into a post! just make sure you tag it as nsfw if it is not safe for work.
:33< my dms are espurrloding tonight k33p it fureaky gang i love it!!! :33< #nsfw ish
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
by the way jade what are you doing up so late/early? assuming it is late/early on your end too.
@gardenGnotic hi jade! i wanted to let you know that if you are trying to make a :D face but it is coming out as a :d face instead you may be able to fix that using the website's typing quirk settings, so that it makes an exception to the uppercase letter exclusively when it is typed next to a colon.
really?! john you life saver!!! thank you a million!!!!
of course it's no problem!! if that does not work then you could set it to no forced typing quirk and just type in lowercase as best you can. that is what i do!
thank you John furrr letting her know how to make her :d bigger #suggestive mew~ 💖✨
john!!! i can't find where in the typing quick setting i go to program this!!! please help meeeee
ok try setting it up like this! i am not sure if it will work but it is worth a shot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a97e85fdffa6.png just a heads up though that if you do have your thing set to always be lowercase otherwise, you will not be able to type LIKE THIS in all caps for emphasis because the quirk will automatically make it lowercase afterwards. i noticed you tried to do so in one of your posts and it had that problem, in which case it might just be better to go with no typing quirk and type in lowercase the best you can!
actually hold on. i might have a solution that can automatically fix the uppercase thing.
nevermind i think the lowercase setting is just not programmed the same way as it is on a certain other website. on there if you type LIKE THIS even with the lowercase setting it will leave it uppercase. this might be a bug or an oversight! @dynamicFlowfields
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
my memory is very blurry 0v0”
do you want a refresher on what happened? i can give you a short version of it, maybe in private. unless you would rather not know which is also understandable.
a rrecap in private… might be best…
oh wow i didn't expect to get so much attention at once!! you're all too kind :,) <3<3<3
no one can resist how amazing you are!
*nine feet,* jade. that's rather eye-catching!
i feel like a lot of people are misunderstanding what i was talking about there..... maybe i should've been more clear? >~<
just to be clear, did you mean nine feet one inch?? or some other measurement? there is always time to clarify in a new post if you need to.