♦ pitied by @ectoBiologist
Got my drink. #substance
I need a drink. #substance
i need to get some hours of rest. when i wake up tomorrow i'm posting that dick pic i promised over 12 hours ago (whoopsie!!!). don't be mad at me i am a very busy woman!!!! >:( #nsfw #sleep
the whole website was bugging out??? damn it i missed the whole mess :/
Honestly I should have just said my type was seadwellers but I am really trying not to stick to that.
Being 5'1 is pretty awful. 5'2 I believe is prime 'cute short' at the very least. What am I. A hobbit?
im so proud of you for being brave enough to tell all of us this now step a little closer i need to show you something by the pool
You could not, with the double-death laser to my head, get me to set foot on a Wii Fit.
:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
:33 < i furrink im dying what was that ffffuck my head. and my pants. what. oh my god. #nsfw #icame #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
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You all make it very difficult to say good morning. I always feel like I'm intruding on a group pailing session. #nsfw
my bass just exploded???????????????? D: #what? #how?
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
it requires a lot of "maintenance". it has a mind of its own at times and i just have to answer to what it wants >~< #nsfw
but working out gets me all sweaty and exhausted!!!
They....certainly are...intense. *Very* intense.
May8e so. Still, rest assured, the trickster juju is...mostly not harmful, save for the hangovers that accompany them. And the social consequences.
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
I'm N--EV--ER eating lollipops again! 38(
yeah wow glad i didnt give it a second shot.
you are so annoying and persistent. you remind me of a certain... blue faker.... hmph.
uhNo.
Oh goodnezz! I've torn my thumb ligament!
:33< if mew could add one furd to that sentence would mew?
#JustKiddingTavros #IDidNotReallyThinkThat
My Scornful Heart What Have You Done Or Perhaps Did You Almost Do
Sending my Lackeys to grab him is about all I can do at the moment. He knows every martial art so they're having trouble doing the grabbing.
m so drunk n knowling ikm making bad choices haha.
Please Stop Pitying That Chit Like Theres Something Genuinely Wrong I Just Dont Want To Know Whether Or Not Tavros Thinks Its Normal To Sleep Open Eyed Lest He Say The Incorrect Answer
Actually No I Cant Grapple With This Right Now I Need To Try And Become Unconscious As Rapidly As Possible So Goodbye
Oence agaain i dissapont people. but i feel good toniht.
bees bees bees bees bes beses beeebseb ebsebse
Im Sorry But It Doesnt Really Even Bother Me Much That They Are Lost
No John Before You Say Anything I Have Not Tried "hanging Upside Down From Some Kind Of Stalactite Or Something, Like The Vampires From The Lost Boys."
Does He Think Its Normal To Sleep With Your Eyes Open
Probably? I don Know if that would have helped or hindered progression of tonight’s events
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
Omfg Just Car Crashed Into A Blue Grannie I Hope She Ok But I Think She Kinda Dead Tbh Frfr
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
If Any One Of Those Digitals Circus Guys Dares To State In My Direction I'm Turning Their Guts Inside Out #hate #gore Ig
that was a very good cream pie I pulled on john, happy #aprilfools
why is john posting about peanut butter sandwiches????????
#RageQuittin
#MadAtHim #AngryAtHim #Seething #Smad
I'll get your funeral started.
ive had some miserable meals in my life but i think this takes the cake dude
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
so like.... he was abt to perform right he came out like OOOO DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH uh JULIOH CMRE and then...... julioh came ere..... <:( and ig i didnt kno this but troll bruno mars is like rly good w/ chainkind it was so awful :'( it kinda sounded like uptown funk tho im ngl (u kno the chokin julioh 2 death part)
... Oh, Tobias. We're really in it now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95fc58521324.webp
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU.
i am once again capable of behaving like a calm and normal individual good night
(( Sorry chat. I spent WAY too much time thinking about the consequences of growing up the way Dirk did. He's just kind of neat.
Don't say I didn't warn you when you're, to put it eloquently, horfing up 8lood all over the place!
THAT IS NOT THE PURPOSE OF THE TAG STOP SAYING THAT.
I've escaped traps before... try it buddy
Oh, now I'm *really* glad I didn't come if what I'm hearing is true.
hey asshole dont jack my post to talk about your disgustin mustard slop UGH
I'm not hating on the wind instruments, I'm hating on the harmonica specifically.
You know the entity didn't even let me be the killer? I have to sit on stupid boxes while Amanda gets to have all the fun. But that STUPID FUCK CHUCKY GETS TO BE A KILLER.
stop shipping me with people i hate or had an argument with you arent funny and arent even cool for doing it #stopshipping
If you don't know, you're 8etter off not knowing. Though drama likes to dredge itself up when possi8le, so it may just 8e a matter of w8ing for someone else to do so.
I tried to 8alance a 8ag of human potato chips on my head and skewered it on my horn. I have a mess to clean up, excuse me.
4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
this is 8ullying!!!!!!!! I just started this!!!!!!!!
I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment right now, sorry.
T9 speak the truth, is t9 6e hated f9r it.
:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg
I'm starting to think that, for vagueness' sake, "recent events" may have 8urnt the idea of 8eing attracted to anyone out of my 8rain. Much to consider. Not sure if I'm concerned a8out that or not.
OH NO HE'S HOT #vagueposting
SHUT UP!!!!!! NOWS NOT THE FRIGGIN TIME
i miss him so much rufus
*SOOOOOB* *CRY* *NEEDS CONSOLED*
the last thing he sang 2 me was..... was.... ~wheres roxyyyy (Uh)~
UUUUGHHUUUUU ;----;
BRUNOOOOOOO ;n;
HES DEAD!!!!
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
NO. NOT TROLL BRUNO M4RS. TH3 M1L1T4RY MUST P4Y.
bby my brain hurts can u do me a favr n lobotomize me plz <3 tyy #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.
Do I at least get the title of 'messiest Rose Lalonde' because I think I deserve it.
Many bad things have happened to me since I left the trampoline and now I think I cannot truly bounce and feel that same joy. What if it no longer makes me happy. I'd like to pretend I could still be happy one day, instead of trying to bounce and confirming it will never truly find me again.
I think I need to just stop posting for like a week so eevryrone forgets how insane i am with it.
I'm coming to the harrowing realiz8ion that I don't recognize the names of *any* of these cele8rities. Am I out of touch?
I never deserved the trampoline.
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
There is no point anymore. Without my #bounce.
WH4TS YOUR FUCK1NG SOURC3 1 DONT B3L13V3 TH1S ON3 B1T!!
JOHN DO YOU REMEMBER LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO WHEN I SAID I THINK HIGHLY OF YOU? THAT'S CHANGING QUICKLY.
Casey Just Got Bit By Miku. My Bad
🐝 I'VE BEEN HEARING THAT SOMETHING CALLED #ERIDANWEEK HAS BEEN TRENDING AMONG THE TROLLS AND HUMANS... mAYBE WE CAN USE THAT FOR OUR NEXT ADVENTURE! I wonder if we can afford Troll Bruno Mars for it too... =============================== ᴏƦᴅᴇƦ ɴᴏᴡ! TheWackyWatch.com 1-800-40📄︎-📫︎⌛︎🖰︎✆︎ ONLY 19.99 ᵉˣᶜˡᵘˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵗᵛ ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳ *ᵖˡᵘˢ ˢ&ʰ ₃₀₋𝒹ₐᵧ ₘₒₙₑᵧ ᵦₐ𝒸ₖ 𝓰ᵤₐᵣₐₙₜₑₑᵎ ⌚🌟 ===============================
bruno is that guy dead
OW! The team at #eridanweek has taken me off the roster of performers, but the party doesn't stop there! SHAMONE! I will be hosting my OWN FREE performance outside the venue, so the show must go on! Like this chit and reply if you will be #attending!
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
can wwe talk in privvate
Then he died by a bullet in the heart, aww, those where the times
hell yeah brother... now we need to talk about how uncomfortable one of your songs makes me..
#Imcoming!! Im coming and i cant stop coming!
hating my chits abØut hØgs. i cannØt have shit. #phraseusedcØrrectly
:33 < does anyone know how to get cum out of the thr33 in the morning dress n33d an answer quick #nsfw
I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC. I HAVE NOT INTERNALIZED ANYTHING EXCEPT MY TOTAL AND UTTER ACCEPTANCE OF ALL IDENTITY MINORITIES. #ally
YES I DO I THINK THEY'RE FINE I'M AN ALLY.
Wait. What am I saying. I don't care. I think it's fine. I'm completely ambivalent.
Of course John, this is why I'm so shocked and concerned by this turn of events. I could never believe that the Chicago Public Schools would kidnap your baby. I am distraught.
D --> My kull is way higher sadly
I WOULD COLLABORATE WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF IN THE KITCHEN! #SELFCHEFS
n0w what c0uld that p0ssibly mean?
Thr @scratchDoctor has me blocked! How funny. Luckily since he's omniscient he can read every message we send him regardless. He should die prematurely. He should hang himself by his own ugly tie. He should crack his head open and let a stillborn Lord English fetus dribble out. #suicide
1 do not r3gr3t th4t 1m4g3 1 post3d, but 4lso 1 h4v3 r3c31v3d NO b1tch3s. 1 thought th1s w4s th3 k3y to r3c31v1ng b1tch3s. Th3 b1tch s1mul4tor.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! @cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
My pre-trial statement: grrrrrrrrrrrrr! that is all >:(
SIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
Well I Think Thats Enough Chittr For One Night
Yeah The Wiki Didn't Mention That At All
why is this the first chit i ever see? the chit that takes my chit virginity? uncle d wasn't lying this place is fucked lmao.
Https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-030434.png my Sister In Law Does Not Like Me
@nannaegbert Expect The Great Grandson Very Soon
I remem6er 9verhearing Cr9nus talk a69ut h9w it l99ked 6igger in the 6ack when I sat d9wn. I decided I can't sit ar9und him anym9re.
THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPING MY TRAPS FOR PARTS #MYTRAPS
:O ..........................................................
ok yea he distracted me w/ #HisPea but hes still on my aggro list #TRAITOR
My head hurts why.
hell be ok his heads like rlllllllly hard #WakeUpJake
CAN U NOT SAY THAT ABT CHESS KINGDOM? #Rude
ALAS, I'VE LOST TRACK OF THE TIME! A RARE SLIP-UP FROM ME, BUT WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. IN ANY CASE, THIS WILL BE ME SIGNING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. REST WELL, MY FRIENDS! AND PLEASE DON'T GET INTO ANY CAR ACCIDENTS. THIS IS UNRELATED I JUST FELT THE NEED TO ADD THAT ON.
i am NOT involved in the inner workings of that car NE more
ARHHGGHHHHHHH FUCK OFF RN ACTUALLLLLLLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@
YOU R A TRAITOR #BanHammer #BannedFromRoxy
IM KILLING THEM #Killing
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
nOOOOOOOOOO, nOT WATER,,!!!!
jAKE, tHE sNAKES, sNORING KIND OF, rEMINDS ME OF, a ROARING, wATERFALL,,,
goodbye john..... i always thought u were so..... so...............................
Just finished watching some stuff. I think I like cream pies in both sense of the word #nsfw
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i DID NOT KNOW, bUGGY RADIOS, cOULD EVEN GET THIS, lOUD, aND, aLSO WE NEED TO, rOLL DOWN A WINDOW, fOR THE HEAT, aND, pOTENTIALLY MAYBE AS JUST, a PRECAUTION, tO PREVENT, mORE, uNWARRANTED YELLING, tOWARDS ME,
I RETURNED MY FOCUS TO THIS SITE ONLY TO FIND THAT I HAVE RECIEVED MY FIRST "HATE" REACTION... I'M SURE THIS WAS NOT WITHIN THEIR INTENTION, BUT THIS ONLY SERVES TO MOTIVATE ME FURTHER! THE KEY INDICATOR OF FAME IS THE HATERS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE YOU! HASHTAG OWNED!!!
i DID NOT EVEN, gET ANY TEA!
nO, hE SEEMS, pRETTY ADAMANTLY, aGAINST IT, aND ALSO, hE IS YELLING AT ME NOW FOR, uNRELATED, rEASONS,
idk the egberts r startin to grow on me whens the last time an egbert ghosted me and gave me self-deprecations spirals huh??? thats rite never #angst #joking #nsfw
New trap: You're trapped in a room filling with gas with a handgun. I don't know, figure it out. It's avant garde
fuuuuuck someone took all my pages hold on https://i.imgur.com/clAYmJQ.png
john ur grandma is a fucking legend
Doing cream pie right now, will show the results later
GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW
Ok, I'm done with the cream pie I will now throw it in John's face! Hoo hoo hoo!
I'm sure I can take it! But if you don't tell me I will put cream in your faces!
Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie
my body jus sumtimes decides 2 punish me 4 existing lul
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOPE. NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
JOHN I AM GOING TO WRING YOUR CHITINOUS WINDPIPE UNTIL IT ATOMIZES. I AM NOT WATCHING THE GODDAMN LORAX. AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
sumtimes i wish i didnt hav 2 shake my ass and get mega fucked up 4 him 2 look my way :( #nsfw #substance #angst
One day, perhaps we can share. In the meantime... 😔
Aw man, HW is NOT gonna be happy i commented there
like... uuuuooghghgh fucking ew what do u mean i cant stop thinking abt sum1 calling me pretty n running their hands thru my hair... i disgust me #nsfw #notrlly #romantic #yearning #gagme
wen the unrequitted crush iss so bad its got u tossing n turning, wretching, sobbing, in agony, so on and so forth
die die die die die die feelings die #nsfw #gore #violence
1 L0VR G00N1NG!!
fuck dude / shit / fuck / fuck #substance
I dunno, Eg8ert. It's one of those things that I would really rather she not know I think a8out.
Sometimes I think a8out how completely and totally I 8lew my shot with Maryam and didn't even realize until it was way too l8 that I even wanted a shot with her. I was such a fucking fuck up.
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
4R3 TH3R3 OTH3R COLOURS OF PONY CLUB
that was the most horrific 3 minutes of my life just now
That is very inappropriate david im going to tell... well you dont even have parents
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
TH3R3'S 4 STORM GO1NG ON SO 1 GU3SS TH3R3 GO MY PL4NS
savve yerself the sanity and go back to the cupe
SURROUNDED BY FAKE FREAKS SMH.
Karkat This Post Does Apply To You So Do Not Even Ask
hi its me! evil john!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
How Do I Delete My Own Post
that i made the last lolcat in human history...... :(
when i was 13 i made the last lolcat in human history & for 5 seconds it was sooooo fuckin sick before i realized
:33< shout out to the best pokemon! :33< purrugly
youWould beSupr'sed byWho 'sOn.
got two loml... m1tun4... 4nd troll c4s3oh... sorry 1 h4d to br34k 1t th1s w4y.... #jk
Ah, a fell♋️w ins♋️mniac?
It's obligatory. Mitski or Phoebe Bridgers.
h_eh_e iballs
hAHA BUT, tHOSE ARE FOR GIRLS,,,
This Morning The Mother Grub Decided To Spew Forth Six Uninterrupted Feet Of Roosting Silk At Me
i just randomly started crying for no reason / help
do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
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yeah sure hate my clit see if i care #nsfw
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
Shhh. Shhh. You only have to admit this once your circadian dysregulation has lead to tangible consequences. For now, it remains safe in your mind to recontextualize with gusto. Affirm it as a 'power nap' or some manner of 'bad bitch rejuvenation', perhaps even 'strategically merging two mornings into one day'. You don't have to die by your own sword just because you live beside its hilt. Learn when to put it down. The time for war is not now.
i can barely crawl away from my desk through all of these doorcrash bags empty cans and cigarette piles. but at least nothing in here is as rotten as me! ^0^
I am so fucking cold right now.
I need material for my next work in my series is all. My editor has resorted to threatening innocents. @gardenGamma @torturedTragedian @ectoBiologist#5688
</3: Sadly I Do Not Have Any Spheres To Be Posted
B33 < i can clawnfirm its a good thing most of the time BPP < outside of the context of that one skit about nazis
Man, fuck off.
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
This is not the answer.
o john.... o sweet silly john <3 illlll be fine w/o a trigger list my LIFES like one of those LMFAO!
I am the scum of the Earth. Also I have a headache and I'm thirsty. Also also 0/5 hats on feeling somewhere between pitch and pale (but mostly pitch) about somebody. I'm going to give it a bad rating on Yelp. I haven't decided what Minecraft modpack to play.
not gonna lie i dont think anyone is misinterpreting this other than you, me!
they want me to do what
There are old men messaging me.
Look hw sweat omg lil babby Rosie!!!!111!!1!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/jcmspHr.jpeg
I don't think I needed to see that either, especially when my mental image of you is a 90-something year old man.
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
I had this iteration blocked already.
No thank you.
I will not be boarding this trend today or any day.
on second thought i KNOW the papparazi have clipped me in a bikini top and its done nothing to stop people from saying ive got six nipples *sigh*
i could contribute, but i dont really want to for obvious reasons ._.
sorry guys 1 tr13d to uplo4d to th1s YOUTUB3 th4t th1s hum4n t4lk3d 4bout 4nd 1 str41ght up K1LL3D TH3 S1T3 w1th my too hot to h4ndl3 tr1ckz.
I have a feeling no matter how much I get it'll never be enough. Insatiable cravings for cheese.
Right That Sent Thrice Because Of Course It Did
#AntiLeaderboardMovement cant we all just get along?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN JOHN.
I'm zenzitive, zo I would probably puke up!
WELL SHIT. MY BAD THEN.
i do not want to talk about it
>fuck that god damn stupid jelly belly rat video
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
BLUH MY FR13NDS 4R3 SO STUP1D SOM3T1M3S!! 1 TOLD K4N4Y4 1 W4S PL4NN1NG SOM3TH1NG Y3ST3RD4Y BUT TH3N WH3N 1 4CTU4LLY D1D 1T SH3 GOT CONFUS3D D1D SH3 3V3N S33 MY W4RN1NG?? 1 B3T SH3 D1DNT 4CTU4LLY R34D WH4T 1 S3NT 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3!!!
IM TINKY WINKY FIND MY CUSTARDS
f.
i took one bite of my burger and instantly got self conscious / what's wrong with me
The Mother Grub Just Shot Bile Down My Blouse Again
its not easy being green :/
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
i forgot to take my estrogen today :(
..... the curse :(
That’s enough chittr for today.
My wife Ericaste Kirk is out with my friend JD Vantas today. I hope they have a nice time.
i dont know im scared
:33 < guys equius caught me in my goon flow state, he said im losing internet access and im scared ;( #supersad #alwaysgoon #nsfw
This 12 sweeps old trolldiner is still making trollcoke the old fashioned way!
i got SANd in my Pants and franky i dONT like it
im making a Pearl between my cheeks if i sneeze its going to fall out
:33 < i am no dog so i cant join the bitch army sadly ;3
:33 < currently making a love letter i will never send *cries single tear ;(* and no i will not tell you for who is it, im pretty sure hes around here ;(
fuck my joke didnt work i was gonna say whatsituya haha get it
*sadly pouts* *fornlornly looks out cool ass window pane.....* ........... *SIIIGHS sexily*
FUCK I WANTED TO HOARD ALL THE COOL NAMES FOR ME
WTF do you MEAN im cooked!!!!
it hurts! x(
i mean yeah hes older than dirt i think he was here when the dinosaurs roamed the earth