i might have overslept.
aww! i love you too jade!! buuuut this is your ectobrother's post, maybe let's not derail it too much.
Shhh. Shhh. You only have to admit this once your circadian dysregulation has lead to tangible consequences. For now, it remains safe in your mind to recontextualize with gusto. Affirm it as a 'power nap' or some manner of 'bad bitch rejuvenation', perhaps even 'strategically merging two mornings into one day'. You don't have to die by your own sword just because you live beside its hilt. Learn when to put it down. The time for war is not now.
this all sounds a lot cooler than what i said but i think maybe i did just sleep longer than i meant to.
Fie on thee, Egbert. Where is your innate sense of whimsy? Did you leave it in the irretrievable dark recesses of slumberland?
ok PERHAPS i can have a little whimsy heheh. you are right rose, i slept for 17 hours straight because i was getting my extremely important beauty sleep! now i am 17 times more beautiful than when i went to bed.
John, seventeen whole times more beautiful? How can our friendship survive the problematic charm gap now? Is that even strictly legal, and even if so, ethical? Conventional law fails to capture the command of beauty's enthrallment. I do not know if I can go back to the way things were before you Rip Van Winkled your way into such a bombshell bod.
you will just have to outpace me by sleeping even more beautifully! don't worry rose i know you can do it.