smile dog

🛏️📖❓

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

i will read you a bedtime story smile dog go ahead and pick your favorite

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

😁

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyHound[HH]

excellent choice

Mituna Captor

2 hours ago

@twinAnarchy[TA]

Y000000 H0W D0 Y0U D0 TH4T W1TH0UT TH3 L1NK 5H0W1NG??

Kult: +25

Total: 25

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenesis[CG]

I ONLY LIKE SMILE DOG. THEY SAY TO ME "KARKAT WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN" YOU COULD BE LIKE SMILE DOG

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Kult: +15

Total: 15

↩ @happyHound[HH]

Seamus Rakhel

@outbackWanker[OW]

Hahppy liiel woofbayst!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kult: +55

Kull: +25

Total: 80

Ratio: 2.20

Rox Lalonde

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@totesGruesome[TG]

omggg tats sooo pretty i luv those colors

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Chchow Crunch

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_YESSSSSSS_LOVE_THIS_EEEEEK_xx

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

😁

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @totesGruesome[TG]

😀

Shadow The Hedgehog

@ultimateLifeform[UL]

you look so cool.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

xXxT3H_HNTRxXx

@perpetuallyFragmented[PF]

xXx (( gud barkb3ast b3st fri3n :3 )) xXx

Kult: +5

Total: 5

🍖❓ 🥺

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

do you want this? https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50896392422_e53414b6e4_c.jpg

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @happyHound[HH]

https://media.tenor.com/L6NvRFZrOjcAAAAM/dog-headpat.gif

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kult: +35

Kull: +10

Total: 45

Ratio: 3.50

BEN Drowned

@cyberneticEntity[CE]

Are you having fun over there? ▼

unexpectedly hard to find a pastrami place in gotham that'll serve me, they keep just saying get out joker we dont want you joker what if i want pastrami? what about my needs?

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

The Riddler

@riddlemeThis[RT]

hAvE YoU CoNsIdErEd hIrInG GoOnS To gEt yOu yOuR PaStRaMi❓

↩ @riddlemeThis[RT]

i cant even trust my goons with keeping my joker gas safe how can i trust them with my pastrami order

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

The Riddler

@riddlemeThis[RT]

hIrE BeTtEr gOoNs.

↩ @riddlemeThis[RT]

can you be fucking nice to me?

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

The Riddler

@riddlemeThis[RT]

i aM BeInG So nIcE To yOu rIgHt nOw, HiRe a sAnDwIcH GoOn, A GoOn tHaT Is sPeCiFiCaLlY OnLy fOr hAnDlInG YoUr sAnDwIcH OrDeRs

↩ @riddlemeThis[RT]

yknow tone is pretty hard to parse over text thats my bad, maybe ill consider a sandwich goon

Kult: +2

Total: 2

🐕❤️🫵

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

🤡❤️🫵

Kull: +5

Total: 5

dave strider

@turntechGodhead[TG]

real and genuine question for the press how does a dog get ahold of a social media account and how concerned should we be about this new development on the one hand it is probably harmless and nothing to be alarmed over but on the other hand we could be looking at the start of a new uprising of dogcentric dogciety in which dogs begin to slowly rise up and take over all online communications until you realize youve been vastly outnumbered and the tables have been turned against you and suddenly youre not holding the leash anymore

Kult: +52

Kull: +35

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.49

Kult: +20

Kull: +2

Total: 22

Ratio: 10.00

Jack Noir

@walkstabwalK[WK]

We are just cool like that

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Casper Cooper

@chillerAficionado[CA]

This was beautiful.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Maddie MewMew

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

I'm so fucking scared right now dave please say sike about that mew~ 💖✨

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @possessedCatgirl[PC]

Maddie MewMew

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

efurrryone knows cats rule the internets, mew~ 💖✨

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @happyHound[HH]

dave strider

@turntechGodhead[TG]

yes very helpful reply that definitely alleviates all of my worries thank you (guys what should we do)

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

dave strider