da jorker baybe

aHaHaHaHaHaHa tHaT'S FuNnY

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @riddlemeThis[RT]

i misjudged you ... yknow... maybe sometime... if youre not busy... we could... ... take over gotham city together? you know. as bros. just guys.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

i. WoUlD Be sO HoNoReD, jOkEsTeR, tRuLy hOnOrEd. bAtS WoN'T KnOw wHaT HiT Em

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @riddlemeThis[RT]

yeah riddler he wont :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

they banned me from the standup theater i perform at i have nothing left except making the entirety of gotham erupt in laughter hard enough to make their lungs explode i guess not that it means anything without my usual 5pm timeslot at the gigglehut

Kult: +45

Kull: +50

Total: 95

Ratio: 0.90

Verified

A user of established repute

jorker the pathetic

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

jeff im in a really dark place right now

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Verified

A user of established repute

my bad jorker wanna talk about it

Lol. This loser does stand up.

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

no its okay jeff, thanks though, i appreciate it

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Verified

A user of established repute

jeff the here for you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i was practicing yknow i wanted you to see me at my best but it doesnt matter anymore sigh

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Well now you've gone and made this depressing. I'm supposed to be the gloomy one in this nemesisship.

its fine, i'll be fine by our next fight, i'll be right as rain after all, what do you know about me? the one thing thats always true is that im always laughing i'll be fine batman

Kull: +5

Total: 5

i wish i had a pastrami reuben

Kult: +35

Kull: +45

Total: 80

Ratio: 0.78

Verified

A user of established repute

You know you've been Jorker the Trespassed

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

your bit is getting old, that checkmark has changed you

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Verified

A user of established repute

youre just mad that they kicked you out of pastrami queen

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

they had no right to kick me out. its discrimination.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Verified

A user of established repute

stop piggy posting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

u dont fw my little yucky piggies?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Verified

A user of established repute

Kult: +5

Total: 5

theres a hole in my sock my big yucky piggy slipped out

Kult: +27

Kull: +52

Total: 79

Ratio: 0.52

smile dog

@happyHound[HH]

🧍

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @happyHound[HH]

it was you... i cant be mad at you

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Absolutely Jeff the Fucking Not.

↩ @killerJeff[KJ]

jeff youre never nice to me about anything

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Verified

A user of established repute

You deserve to be Jeff the Killed.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

both batman and riddler want me so bad

Kult: +12

Kull: +12

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.00

Morgyn Shwanz

@iridescentDeviant[ID]

Kkermit ttoo I hhear~<

Kull: +5

Total: 5

everyone remember to jork it every day okay be safe i love you

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

jorker needs a break

Kull: +5

Total: 5

i just thought we had something is all

Kult: +45

Kull: +50

Total: 95

Ratio: 0.90

Shadow The Hedgehog

@ultimateLifeform[UL]

never underestimate the ability of friends to become enemies...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I just can't respect. whatever it is you've got going on. With Harleen. That's just not healthy, man.

↩ @ultimateLifeform[UL]

you're real as fuck shadow the hedgehog

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ultimateLifeform[UL]

smile dog

@happyHound[HH]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @happyHound[HH]

Shadow The Hedgehog

@ultimateLifeform[UL]

smile dog could never be my enemy......... or could he

Kull: +2

Total: 2

i am only ONE HALF of that toxicity

↩ @happyHound[HH]

smile dog i know you would never betray me. you are the only person (dog) i would trust with my life

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

You could break that cycle. All by yourself. At any time.

is it true? can an old dog... really learn new tricks? i have to meditate on this

i just think batman wouldnt hate literally ALL of my posts if he didnt wanna jork me off #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

This is bait. I will not fall for it.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

HA. i have finally bested you, batman

Kull: +5

Total: 5

there isnt even any joker weed left for me because you all hate me

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

I Was Told To Sell It, My Bad.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

where is my joker weed

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

Sold It

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Rox Lalonde

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@totesGruesome[TG]

ate it

Kull: +5

Total: 5

eHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe hOoOoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoO

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Kull: +5

Total: 5

jork it

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Say please.

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

please jork it?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Very well. Since you asked so nicely.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

maybe its due to my hostile and standoffish nature that i push people away that i cant make friends, and especially cant keep them maybe this is why i am alone at the end of the night jorking it all by myself

Kult: +32

Kull: +27

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.19

smile dog

@happyHound[HH]

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Sonny!

@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ I'll be your friend, Mr. Green Clown :) ₊˚⊹♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyHound[HH]

thank you smile dog youve seen me through my best and my worst i will do better for you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @buoyantFreestander[BF]

really? that's kind of you. thank you

i fOrGiVe yOu fOr sNaPpInG At mE

Kult: +2

Total: 2

new jork citay

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

Candy <3

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ jorker we're twinning/you stole my idea wtf 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @sugarspunBanshee[SB]

i stole it from your thoughts #jorked

#jorked

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Candy <3

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ yeah girl i know i told you that in confidence 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @sugarspunBanshee[SB]

evil #evil

#evil

↩ @ysoSerious[YS]

Caught you. Admitted to grand Larceny. See you in court asshole. 🦇

FUCK

Kult: +2

Total: 2

i just think trying to blow up gotham is not a reason to ban someone from your deli

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40