KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenesis
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY AND THEM YOU ILLITERATE PRICKS, I AM NOT A BOY OR A GIRL I AM NONBINARY PLEASE CULL YOURSELF
#eridanweek @twentyfourCarat FUCK YOU TROLL BRUNO MARS GET PROCESSED BY THIS THREADBASED FARMING IMPLEMENT UNTIL THERE'S "NOTHING LEFT" AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
(( sleeping on it but come morning hopefully i'll finally make a decision whether to keep this as a karkat vantas account or begin shifting them in an oc-adjacent direction. vote now on your phones
MY ONLY REGRET TONIGHT IS I HAVEN'T WISHED DEATH ON ANYONE IN THE LAST THREE MINUTES
unfortunate that you havvent found the right target yet then im sure theyll showw up evventually
you can send me a karkat classic death message if it helps you sleep better :p
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
X ((Fuck this three kids in a tench coat ass language fr fr x
(( "ooooo look at me I'm a germanic language that spent a thousand years mugging every romance language on the continent for loose loanwords" fuck you
(( that's really helpful actually! i've been rumbling around in my head is a name meant to sound like "kitbash", which i suppose would become Kitbaш Vantas or KITBAШ VANTAS
(( apparently Š is also an option as well as Ş and Χ̌ depending on where i want to steal from. also Ŝ but that's from esperanto
YOU KNOW THERE ALMOST IS THE DEEP DESIRE IN MY SOUL TO CHANGE MY NAME BUT THE THING IS I QUITE LIKE THE NAME KARKAT. IT HAS A SATISFYING CRUNCH AND GIVES THE OLIVEBLOODS SOMETHING TO DO BESIDES PUKE ON MY CARPETS
no come on play in the space that you presented to the audience gun to the head you gotta change your name to idk comply with threshewhatever troll military standard off the dome what is it
I'M GOING TO PLAY AROUND IN THE VACANT SPACE PRESENTED TO ME WHEN YOUR SOFT FLESHY INSIDE BITS ARE REMOVED. I AM HURDLING TOWARDS SOME KIND OF NAME AT ANY RATE.
dont tell me you never thought of it yeah karkats kind of the one thats the apex youre at but you cant not have had other ideas in there
THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING AND I WILL LIKELY BE LEAVING IT ON THE TABLE WHERE YOU PUT IT
HYPOTHETICALLY IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE KITBAŠ, I THINK THAT'S AS FAR AS I'LL GET BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE DULCET WHINE OF MY RECUPERACOON
WHY IS THE GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD SO TALL ANYWAYS WHOSE THROAT DO I NEED TO CARVE TO GET THAT SIZE
i dont think it wud help u get any bigger but u can carve my throat anyway if u just feel liek it i dont mind fr
WELL IF IT WOULDN'T HELP ME GET TALLER WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT ROX LALONDE? DO YOU THINK I HAND OUT GASH CARVINGS FOR FREE? IN THE TROLLBAMA ECONOMY??
idk stress relief? cosmic justice???
WHAT ARE YOUR SINS ROX BESIDES ALL THE REGULAR SINS OF HEDONISTIC EXCESS AND OFFERING YOURSELF UP AS STRESS RELIEF TO ANYTHING WITH TWO THUMBS AND A SIGHT ORGAN
hey ill have u know i do a LOT of unique and diverse sins
fuck u im 2 high for that shit rn #substance
I AM TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FEET TALL AND YOU CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE
gawd damn bitch how do u fit thru doors like that
270 FEET LENGTHWISE BUT THIS IS NOT A FLEX IT IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY INCONVENIENT AND DISTRESSING
my condolences
I ONLY LIKE SMILE DOG. THEY SAY TO ME "KARKAT WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN" YOU COULD BE LIKE SMILE DOG
@POPPEDAI I HAVE ACQUIRED SOME SORT OF FLAKE FOR YOU AT GREAT PERSONAL COST AND THE DEATH OF AT LEAST FOUR TROLLS HTTPS://IMGCHEST.COM/P/LJYQM8ZRN72
yEaHhHhHh tHaTs tHe sTuFf!!! gOnNa mUnCh oN ThIs wHiLe tHe hUmAnS BlOw eAcHoThEr uP!
((because i fucked the image embed)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/658091f3fb7b.png
AND WHERE THE FUCK HAS EGGMAN BEN I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION MY LOYALTIES
TERRIBLE MORNING TO YOU AS WELL HATEBOT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HAVING SOMEONE SMEAR SOMETHING AWFUL ON YOUR CIRCUITRY? DON'T ANSWER THAT I LIKE YOU BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T TALK
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I FEEL SO MUCH MORE LIKE MYSELF TODAY IN FACT I THINK I AM QUITE HAPPY AFTER A PROTRACTED HIGHLY PITCHED ENDEAVOR
GOOD EVENING YOU GENETICALLY DEFICIENT, INFERTILE PILES OF PULPY ROTFLESH
haiiii <3
ROX LALONDE YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE PILE OF BAD COPING MECHANISMS HOW DO YOU FARE ON THIS NIGHT OF NIGHTS
im p good u know how it goes just tryin to get sum1 to break every bone in my body #violence #nsfw
ROX WHEN YOU DIE YOUNG MAY I USE YOU AS PART OF A SAD AND TRAGIC BACKSTORY WHICH MAY INCLUDE EXAGGERATING OUR RELATIONSHIP
yes ofc
IF I WASN'T FEELING CONFLICTED ENOUGH ABOUT MY EMOTIONAL STATE AND UNCHARACTERISTIC LACK OF VITRIOL AND GENERAL AGREEABLENESS I HAVE SEEN THE ONLY SEA DWELLER WORTH PAILING
THE MYSTERIOUS DETECTIVE IS THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER I RESPECT
GAH EVER SINCE THAT ROSE LALONDE BITCH OPENING UP HER GAPING MAW HATING JUST DOESN'T GIVE ME THE SAME CLICK OF PLEASURE BRAIN CHEMICALS ANYMORE. PERHAPS I AM TEMPORARILY OUT OF HATRED TO SPARE
I JUST CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WORTH HATING. AUDIBLY SIGHS OR WHATEVER
why do people keep thinking 'evil john' means being the opposite of john !! i am just john who is also a villain !!!!!! i am not a different guy !!!
OH WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF JOHN EGBERT YOU FUCKING SUCK AND SHOULD DIE OR WHATEVER
I MIGHT AS WELL BE SILLY AT THIS POINT I MIGHT AS WELL WALK AROUND WITH BIIIIIG SHOES AND A BIIIIIG RED NOSE AND CHAAAAANGE MY NAME
NO I WILL NOT GO THAT FAR I AM A SILLY CLOWN DANCING MISERABLY ACROSS MY OWN POST I AM NOT SOME PURPLEBLOODED PERVERT
honestly they should let me up there, oil me up baby! i'd kick better ass then these losers! #eridanweek
u can prolly go up dere nobdys stoppin u babes :)
eridan week ends with me jeff the killing him