KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenesis
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY AND THEM YOU ILLITERATE PRICKS, I AM NOT A BOY OR A GIRL I AM NONBINARY PLEASE CULL YOURSELF
X Brb, having a healthy balanced breakfast (3 cigs, a joint, a line, and a megacull XL deathwish energy drink #substance x
X Oh yeah and toast x
YOU KNOW THERE ALMOST IS THE DEEP DESIRE IN MY SOUL TO CHANGE MY NAME BUT THE THING IS I QUITE LIKE THE NAME KARKAT. IT HAS A SATISFYING CRUNCH AND GIVES THE OLIVEBLOODS SOMETHING TO DO BESIDES PUKE ON MY CARPETS
no come on play in the space that you presented to the audience gun to the head you gotta change your name to idk comply with threshewhatever troll military standard off the dome what is it
I'M GOING TO PLAY AROUND IN THE VACANT SPACE PRESENTED TO ME WHEN YOUR SOFT FLESHY INSIDE BITS ARE REMOVED. I AM HURDLING TOWARDS SOME KIND OF NAME AT ANY RATE.
dont tell me you never thought of it yeah karkats kind of the one thats the apex youre at but you cant not have had other ideas in there
THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING AND I WILL LIKELY BE LEAVING IT ON THE TABLE WHERE YOU PUT IT
HYPOTHETICALLY IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE KITBAŠ, I THINK THAT'S AS FAR AS I'LL GET BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE DULCET WHINE OF MY RECUPERACOON
might¶stab¶someone¶whos¶name¶begins¶with¶k¶tonight
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
Late night chittr crowd...whats your kinks~? Lay em out, the whole thing! #nsfw
THEY LAY ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF MY SKELETOMUSCULAR SYSTEM RIOTING AGAINST ME
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
X ((Fuck this three kids in a tench coat ass language fr fr x
(( "ooooo look at me I'm a germanic language that spent a thousand years mugging every romance language on the continent for loose loanwords" fuck you
(( that's really helpful actually! i've been rumbling around in my head is a name meant to sound like "kitbash", which i suppose would become Kitbaш Vantas or KITBAШ VANTAS
(( apparently Š is also an option as well as Ş and Χ̌ depending on where i want to steal from. also Ŝ but that's from esperanto
:33< ayo :33< check it :33< meow! :33< *the mighty huntress drops the mic completely on accident and trys to play it off like she meant to do that*
I WISH YOU WOULD GET OFF THE STAGE CONGRATULATIONS IT'S THE FIRST SMART THING YOU'VE SAID IN TWENTY NIGHTS NOW FUCKING BEAT IT
I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE TROLL PITBUL CONCERT AND COULDN'T HELP BUT STAY WHEN I SAW YOU HOPELESSLY PRANCING ABOUT ON STAGE
WHY IS THE GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD SO TALL ANYWAYS WHOSE THROAT DO I NEED TO CARVE TO GET THAT SIZE
i dont think it wud help u get any bigger but u can carve my throat anyway if u just feel liek it i dont mind fr
WELL IF IT WOULDN'T HELP ME GET TALLER WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT ROX LALONDE? DO YOU THINK I HAND OUT GASH CARVINGS FOR FREE? IN THE TROLLBAMA ECONOMY??
idk stress relief? cosmic justice???
WHAT ARE YOUR SINS ROX BESIDES ALL THE REGULAR SINS OF HEDONISTIC EXCESS AND OFFERING YOURSELF UP AS STRESS RELIEF TO ANYTHING WITH TWO THUMBS AND A SIGHT ORGAN
hey ill have u know i do a LOT of unique and diverse sins
fuck u im 2 high for that shit rn #substance