♠ hated by @carcinoGenesis
zac bagels
=:) Hehehe cr|s|s averted, a b|tch happy now~! https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/117865413_rvwOLqLe09K8xVj.png~
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
this dick spammed my shit up before they wwent to cupe the goddamn asshole #vagueposting
i'm on a seasexual diet. i see rose lalonde and start thinking sexual thoughts #nsfw #goodjoke
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are two-hundred and six bones in a human body! All of them can get broken at exactly the same time if you encounter the wrong kind of enemy too early! Remember to always make sure you're equipped to take on battles [BEF0RE] you charge into them headfirst! © SBURB 2009
There’s so much fish—
are pickle shots good? someone from a different table apparently sent them over
Jus+ A Heads Up, I'm S+ill Open +o Hear Abou+ Your Congeni+al Abnormali+ies, Feel Free +o Dm Me Or Reply Wi+h Pho+os, I Would Really Apprecia+e +ha+. I+'s No+ «creepy», I+'s Simply Science. #body-horror
you'll never guess who just woke up
sure fuck it me and my home boy ben drowned
please stop bringin up your dick i am beggin its like beatin a dead hoof beast wwith a fuckin stick #nsfw #notsovagueposting
[Cults - Go Outside] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beb493c3935e.pnj
is that due to a personal choice or are you that bad at flirtin
i couldnt tell thanks for the information
evveryones minds are back to the gutter wwhens the last time anyone heres gotten laid this is insane #nsfw #notaprude #justfunny
help me
my last post wwas not supposed to be a serious question i do not actually care wwhen you got laid last guys please im actually startin to wworry for the lot a ya #nsfw
wworst fuckin day actually havvent thought of the game in swweeps someone cull this guy
youre in his dms im takin all his money wwinnin alternian holdem wwere not the same
fortunately my time has come and i wwill havve an opportunity to play cards all night all in or nothin
i wwon poker night poor wwell evveryone lost a feww prongs but its fine theyre alivve still
wwelcome back evveryone that wwas kinda frightenin
>+. SIIIIIIGH WHEN WILL THE GUY THAT INVADES MY BED WAKE UP. RE; SO I CAN PROD HIM. PROBABLY WHEN *I* LAY DOWN FOR REAL .+<
girldinner part 2 https://files.catbox.moe/tn8zcd.jpg
i crave sushi... ⋆｡˚ ☁︎
>([got so many bad bitc#es blowin up my celly t#ey consider me a security risk at train stations]
>([w#at #e say fuck me for]
It's als☆ very #refreshing t☆ see m☆re fuchsias! I feel a l☆t less #al☆ne!!
boo me all you like ivve seen wwhat makes you cheer
Some of you would have done numbers on grumblr. Whether that is an insult or a compliment is up to reader discretion. #equalopportunitychit #i can be your angle or yuor devil
This Sburb shit is not easy. I lied
mmrmrghrjrhhrrrzzzzzzzzz
- https://i.ibb.co/0j8bKsw2/immage.png
i like karkat even when hes been annoying on purpose :)
Mostly how people feel about me I think.
ok logging off now i'm getting all heavy-headed and tired or whatever you wanna call it the sopor is calling my name
Fish to fish communication. #dashwatching
im tiny and have small tits and no ass but trust im hot
artists rendition @abjectDetermination i drew this in ms paint with my computer mouse btw #inhumangains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/134b481b1c63.jpg
Y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil hangul tonight #annyeong
ragebaiting a hot highblood is gonna fix me trust
me meme memememememem 1 w1ll carry u l1ke a G0G
i wish you could put polls on here
:33 < fafurrite thing to do
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
mask upgrade complete! *^_^* pretty simple, just replaced the old led screen with a higher quality one and tuned up the facial recognition, so it should work even better! i… did place the wrong resistor down and nearly set the whole mask on fire, but i noticed before it was too late and fixed it! >_< what do u guys think? ?_? https://i.imgur.com/YBm25Bh.png
Forgive me, I responded to the wrong notification. This is in regards, partially, to the #substances mentioned prior.
You're interested? Fantastic. I will be posting under the tag #Roseplay and/or #TTRPG. I will post a lengthy prompt describing the setting, the encounters, and the like. You will all comment, I will respond in kind, building a canon narrative of which to follow. It is a build your own story book with few limitations. There will be NPC interactions, monster encounters, moments of political intrigue. I am testing a new layout before a convention I am partaking in.
Let me break out my fucking ukulele, before the Makara cosplaying as a Vantas gets me.
horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.
guys should i get EVEN MORE HIGH??? sum1 peer pressure me plzz plz plz #substance #nsfw
ur zay1n 1 zh0uldnt d0 b0th at the zame t1me? 1z th1z y 1 d0nt get repeat datz???
Getting a good grade in interacting with Vantaseseses.
<:- I Fai‖ To Undèrśtand Thè Appèa‖ Of Pośting About Onè'ś Śèxua‖ Èścapadèś And Dèśirèś On A Pub‖ic Forum... Wou‖d Your Timè Not Bè Bèttèr Śpènt Off Of Thiś Śitè Doing A‖‖ Of That? -:>
out there there are timelines worth of daves stained in red #suggestive
we h0rny ch1tt1ng aga1n???? 1tz hard be1ng a h0tt1e ffz all the badd1ez leave bef0re 1 can even take 0ff my f1fth belt!!111!!1!11 zrry 1 have g00d tazte 1n fazh10n g0g f0rb1d #nzfw
I think you smoked through the wrong hole.
>+. GOT HIGH AND IT WENT STRAIGHT BETWEEN MY LEGS. DYING .+< #nsfw #substance
I'M LAHJBG DOWN AND MOVED TO TYPING ON MY PALMHHSK I JUST TYOE FASY
WHOBDID
The ꫂ❁roblem with my number one weakness being ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le calling me cute is that I kinda AM cute. So they don't even need to know it's my weakness to do it. I'll be defeated in no time ❣︎
I WAS TOLD TO STOP USING MY 'DAD VOICE' DURING SEX. I CONFESS TO NOT KNOWING WHAT VOICE THAT IS. #nsfw
THERE'S A BOY WHO FUCKS HIS WORLD, AND NOW HIS GETTING LAZY. #LYRICS #NSFW SONG IS WHO WROTE HOLDEN CAULFIELD? BY TROLL GREEN DAY BTW
Good eVening to eVeryone, eVen if this place is plagued to hell.
hello my brother in jade :)
Troll Mr. Rogers would be disappointed.
-7 Have a good light everytroll <3 2-
I will be playing this "Sburb" game. It doesn't exist in my timeline so a friend of mine pulled some strings. If I do not answer. I am playing this "Sburb" game.
i just need a man to paint my insides white (or any other pretty color) #nsfw
HOW WOULD I KNOW, I'M THROWING OUT GUESSES
its working they hated my comments that means theyre definitely looking
I THINK I'D RATHER YOU CALL ME CARNALKAT THAN GAY BOY
god forbid a girl have opinions on bugs
u know ;3
WHAT DO YOU MEAN.. WHAT AM I BEGGING FOR
krabs its like ur beggin 4 it rn bby
I LOVE SAYING STUPID SHIT
STRANGE WE KEEP MEETING IN THIS WAY.
me, whenever i see a hot older man: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #nsfw
I'M GOING TO TOSS THE SCOLDING HOT WATER ON /YOU/ (:B
AS OPPOSED TO YOUR TOSSING AND TURNING IN YOUR COCOON? ALSO KEEP TALKING I'M SOO CLOSE FROM HOW MUCH YOU HATEFLIRT WITH ME.
I'M GOING BACK TO BED NOW.
RAGED SO HARD I PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
Come home buddy weve got a big cup of oil waiting for you! <3
If I Hate You, Just Know That I Will Be Writing Oviposition Fanfiction Of You And Sending It To Your Kismesis. #nsfw #owned
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.
I see that this website has the 'hate bots' I was warned about. Seeing as I was warned about them beforehand, I know not to take them seriously / allow them to influence my perception of my own posts, and I encourage others to do the same. It does no one any good to feel doubtful of their opinions or to let a person/troll shape your thoughts.
Heheh I win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60aba2da785a.jpg
they dont know im #vagueposting about him...........
THIS KAR GUY IS SO CHILL. @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH YOU ARE HIGHKEY PEAK, AS THE KIDS SAY.
I was fine with o+ne Dualscar, but I have seen 2 mo+re. The Fishing Dualscar was very ho+spitable, so+ I will ho+ld my o+pinio+ns fo+r no+w.
Oh~ I was so bored, and felt like taking a tasteful nude. Perhaps a little horny, too. \></ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d410cb44a121.png
I need a drink. #substance
I should get a cigarette from how much restraint I'm showing right now. #vagueposting. #substances.
kAr jUsT DrOpPeD A BiG FoIl cOnTaInEr oN ThE GrOuNd, AnD I WaS In a rOoM WiTh tHe dOoR ClOsEd, AnD It sOuNdEd lIkE A WeIrD, dIsToRtEd fArT.
How may I shape your reality?
being a gay trans man is such an experience too because im just like i love men so much i wanted to become one theyre so beautiful wow could be me some day #nsfw not really but im using that tag liberally in case i forget
✿ i feel like a snicker the way she doodle on my cookie wait
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDFW1l6eEgHhYlBsSlafg6_2I-dvwiybiFXQ&s this guy but sprite
W)(ale --EXCUS-----------------E, PRINC--ESS! T)(at's a meme if you )(aven't sean it yet. It's really dumb, but it's a great one.
✿ i feel like a cookie the way she snicker at my doodle #bars #didntuhearitdafirsttime
my idea for the concept of waspinatorsprite has been shot down
pic with no ears who else cheered https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f1/6a/f4/f16af4f2c2f7a84c8c58e01d9a06893f.jpg
✿ i feel like a cookie the way she snicker at my doodle #bars
yippiee!!!!!!!! yayyyY!!!!!!!!!!!! do it again !!!!!!
stands there llooking stupid and killable
[IT$ BEEN A BU$Y DAY AT WORK TODAY! #BU$INE$$MAN #WORK ##ORPORATE #↑ #BU$Y #WORKINGMAN]
yippie!!!! yay!!!! hooray!!!! its hitting!!!!!!!!! #substance
YOU'RE NOT MY LUSUS. YOU CAN'T TEL ME WHAT TO DO.
glad to hear that aint changed if nothin else good day to ya kar
MY HUSBAND BEATS ME AND PUTS HIS CIGARETTES OUT ON ME AND CALLS ME NAMES BUT I LOVE HIM. <3
W)(at is love? Baby don't )(urt me. Don't )(urt me. No moor. (O)( woa)( woa)( w)(oa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( u)( )(uuu)(!) #glubposting #lyrics
tastes good!
MY *UTMOST* APOLOGIES, PROFESSOR SLENDERMAN, BUT IT WOULD APPEAR MY BARKBEAST ATE YOUR PAGES. CAN I GET AN EXTENSION.
The moon’s quiet pilgrimage from 8eneath the horizon's water. Are you usually this sequestered from the goings outside your hive?
B33 < hey, at least i threw a top on fur this one
guess i wasnt as gentle gnawing on the server as i thought
✿ wazzup my #glurplings my #glurps how r we tonite
Evening.
dont bring that evil energy in here
ermmm actuallyyy im using it 2 fish for validation and compliments and DMs from cute boys which is VERY productive and important actually so shut up ur mouth karkat
wat if i just like come into ur hive and start eatin all ur food how bout that
stop fighting in my comments!!!! >:(
=[]< JUST KIDDING!! WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME BITCHES!! PUNCHES YOU KICKS YOU HITS YOU WITH MY LASERBEAM ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL NAUGHT BUT INSECTS UNDER MY MAGNIFYING GLASS!!!!!!
=[]< everyone is BLOOMSCROLLING in my BEAUTIFUL internet garden!!!!!!!!
every time chittr goes down i feel it in my dick everyone keep posting #nsfw
i still have the tiara you cant tallk to me this way
people love to hate react to my #incest chits but they dont know i think its hot
dirk but in a tiny bikini #showerthoughts #nsfw #incest
I now realise I'm just too miserable to be horny. Oh, hey!! An unopened pack of cigarettes!!!!
CURRENTLY EATING PIZZA. NOT GIVING YOU ANY. #SUPERIORITY.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ all these likes and no volunteers
no one has ever had sex #nsfw #themanipulator
mo2TTly lookiing 4 TThe iinpuTT of oTTher2 ouTT2iide TThe liineage known 4 miindiing
What th3 fuck i2 up chittr? I am b3grudgingly con2ciou2 wh3r3'2 th3 party at?
doe2 anyone miind iif ii freak iiTT 2en2iiTTiive 2TTyle dii2claiimer TThii2 po2TT ii2 NO77!! abouTT 2ex!!
out here livvin my best life #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55262a637543.png
I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw
I wanna get topped, licked, and loved. #nsfw
#RECHITT
are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
:33 < day 33 in the grease pits. :33 < its greasy in here
TIGER BABY WHIP ME, BABY TIGER BABY WHIP ME, BABY EAT MY BODY FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP EAT MY BODY FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP #LYRICS
trying to k3Ԑ3Ԑp this pag3Ԑ a saf3Ԑ spac3Ԑ with no drama so pl3Ԑas3Ԑ b3Ԑ nic3Ԑ
loved spendin all a last night in my hive playin games and countin gold an nothin else
>+. MAN OF THE DAY THAT I MAY J-O ABOUT; BUCKSHOT ROULETTE DEALER .+< #nsfw
:33 < mrrrp...
:33 < meooooow...
If You'rE ReadinG ThiS TheN I'm ManifestinG A BiG UnremovablE KisS MarK On YouR CheeK :3
:33< t33h33 mew fell fur my kitty purrank! :33< meow at mew fur no reason!
☆Things are looking up for my friend.☆
he could do a violence 2 me and i would just thank him like Sir Yes Sir u can just treat me like a chew toy thats a- okai w me yep shake me between ur teeth thts wat i want #nsfw im so fcking incoherent rn lmao #substance
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
X Oh yeah and toast x
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
:33< mmm turky with gravy so yummy
:33< the wall :33< efurrone goes on the wall :33< mewre getting shipped with mew and mewre getting pitch with mew :33< and efurrybodys getting shipped with efurrybody!!! :33< (espawcially meow!)
:33< i want to be clickpurr trained does that count :33< #nsfw #sorry
:33< woah seven f33t tall? :33< climbable purrson right there!
:33< pawsome high five!
consider him climbed #nsfw
:33< ayo :33< check it :33< meow! :33< *the mighty huntress drops the mic completely on accident and trys to play it off like she meant to do that*
both batman and riddler want me so bad
Just smaelt the scent of a unwahshed trawll, VERY HAIRY and deedn't noticed me smaellin it which myde moy bulge thrawb quigh' a biieh'. Oy love moy work~ #ILoveMyLife
I was and still am the 8est FLARPER ever.
W4HT D1D TH3 CH1CK3N D0 https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/4d9b46727cc714835973b35846c65607.jpg
▯[[[ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e96613afb1f.png ]]]
Summoner is your horns the only largest thing you have ? #nsfw
i just fuckin got here wwhat do you mean places already crashin
sorry for decidin that some coolin fresh salty seas wwould help run this place a bit better wwoe is me for tryin to be so kind in allowwin others to wwitness my glorious me aint my fault at all for this sites shit if it decides to tremble in my presence though appreciated
Soorry foor crashing chittr servers i goot stuck in the wires and can't get oout 8(
Can't 8( stuck 8(((
Oohh looook i just goot even moore tangled up in the wires aww 8(
:33< mmm #girlbulge h33h33! :33< #nsfw
this is a post for people who are into guys.
Pot of greed lets me draw two additional cards from my deck.
Yes men do exist.
SO TIREED II I CANR SSW XOLSDWOF
I THINK MY WOLF DOM/BUNNY SUB POST ISNT HELPING ME BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS
yes. you were. mean to me. so. now you get. no beetle.
★★★ REMINDER TO PLEASE WISH OUT LOUD WHEN YOU WISH ON A SHOOTING STAR OR INTO A WISHING WELL! ★★★ ★★★ IT'S WAY MORE LIKELY TO COME TRUE TRUST ME!!! ★★★
★★★ OUR WISH NOW! ★★★
"hn" "hhn" "hng" ꥟h d꥟ keep typing th꥟se. i kn꥟w exactly h꥟w y꥟u s꥟und making th꥟se in pers꥟n. y꥟u kn꥟w just h꥟w t꥟ rile me up. #nsfw
no dude you just gotta find the first karkat to even slightly flirt with you then you are golden it works everytime
B33 < id say i get you bro, but karkats are usually purretty neutral about me B33 < the nepeta in me must even out the potent strider allure
why do all karkats want a ride on the #daveexpress im flattered but i just got married ill let you know when i get bored of him #nsfw
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DIRECT QUOTE: JAKE: Heavens to betsy dirk youre so big! More later...
eridan week this, eridan week that. wh꥟'s up f꥟r evil femd꥟m week. any꥟ne? ꥟h, it's ꥟kay. y꥟u all hate me.
BABY THERE'S ANOTHER ME TRYING TO STEAL YOU FROM ME. ):B
we just got married
I didn’t expect f♡r his b♡dy t♡ r♡t s♡ fucking fast. It smells..kind ♡f g♡♡d.
MAYBE OILED UP MEN FIGHTING /IS/ HOT.. #NSFW
I LOVE BEING BULLIED BY MY HUSBAND. SIGHS DREAMILY. #NSFW MAYBE IDK.
...LOWK GETTING HATEPAILED BY ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF SOUNDS KINDA HOT. #NSFW
I MISS MY HUSBAND. I HOPE HE COMES BACK SOON. ):B
I NEED TO LOWK COMMIT SOME #SELFCEST RIGHT ABOUT NOW. CAN ANOTHER ME LET ME BOUNCE ON IT PLEASE. HIT ME UP. PLS. #NSFW
((My confused ass reading this as “my husband is sold to one direction” for a minute
COMING TO #ERIDANWEEK SINCE MY HUSBAND IS OUT DIRECTING.
I'VE ACQUIRED A MELON. (:B
KAR LORE UPDATE #4 - CHITTING LIVE FROM ERIDANWEEK HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I WISH MY HUSBAND WERE HERE WITH ME TO SEE THIS. SIGH.
,,,🥹?w,hy ar,e we a,ll fi,ghting ov,er eri,danweek? c,ant we a,ll ju,st hol,d hand,s eat c,andy an,d spr,ead joy a,nd wh,imsy?🥹,,,
D --> Is it improper for me as one of the %tended pantheon on Earth C to lowball people on the Chittr marketplace?
D --> Vantas it is within my nature to %% people and schmooze all sorts of deals, this is the best outlet I have
i miss you normalpeta fucking sucked that sucked
shitpeta my queen hey
eridan week iz zo clearly juzt highblood extremizt propaganda dizguized az a fun feztival...rechitt if u agree #antieridanweek #nothingweek
ok i might zhow up to eridan week guyz
SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY GAY SOUL. #ERIDANWEEK
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
FUCK OFF FREAKKAT GO BACK TO STARVING AND CRAVING FOOD YOU'LL NEVER FUCKIGN GET
GOOD
FUCK YOU, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO EVEN FUCKING TOUCH ME. CHOKE ON DIRT
YOU SOUND FAR TOO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THAT SHIT AND JUST HOW FUCKING BIG ARE YOU TO MAKE /ME/ SOMETHING GRABABLE? IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D BRUSH YOU OFF AS A WEIRD FREAK INTO QUESTIONABLE SHIT
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FREAKKAT
Ooh, biting back. Though, I admit, not nearly as fun as Caliborn was. Though, you may hold your bladder. I merely provide scathing reviews of you, your presence on this website, and what there is to make of your rather unimpressive existence. I only do this to those that ask, but I genuinely think you will get a 'kick' out of it, as it were. I can delve deeper, but I do not think it necessary. What about you? What should I, the oracle of Chittr, woeGothic of Vague Posts seen beyond reality, say to or about you? An unexpected peak moment for a Karkat, a fellow Mountain Goats Enthusiast. They tend to play Magic: The Gathering, so maybe you're more aligned with the occult than you thought. You seem to be the particularly irritable type. You insult everything around you and lash out against the most mundane of objects because you can't seem to control your anger. Though you aren't nearly as carnally driven as dear old Krabby Patty. While we have similar opinions on Troll Bruno Mars, and the police, you should know that Alternians use SlashApp. You certainly seem to have lost your empathetic growth from the latter sessions of your game with demands for individuals to cull themselves. I do respect your identity and pronouns, but aren't you a little oddly high in your Kult and Kull despite your low numbers? You clearly just engage in engagement bait. Ironic wording. You're definitely a trend follower, from what I can see. Really, uninspired.
:33< im gonna meow at mew and mew cant stop it :33< clawmeownt below and ill meow at mew!
I have a crush on Minerva, the Exalted Lightsworn. Hopefully, she doesn't see this.
Stan... How do you EdIt a post on chIttr.. #nsfw https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-02_211711136.png
I was playing a Pokemon romhack today and there was a cheat I used to get more Poke Balls and because my sense of humor has not progressed beyond middle school, I named the cheat "big balls lol" in the Cheat List. So yeah I thought you'd enjoy that. #nsfw ig?
:33< yeah :)) :33< gotta love bulge! :33< #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL AND TRUE.
:33< tell that to my nook dipshit :33< #nsfw
:33< yeah horny hours again? :33< okay sure! :33< mmm bulge <3 :33< #nsfw
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
:33< im a meowbeast :33< and mew cant meowbeat me!
:33< same! :33< this saying is some next level shit!
:33 < i live by this! :33 < this saved my life
:33< its like the old saying goes! :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
:33< whatefur do mew mean jack mew dumb mut?
:33< *the mighty huntress starts chewing on mewre wipurrs beclaws mewre nyat paying attention to her*
:33< kiss my tailhole asshole! :33< #nsfw ish
:33< fat cattroll ass :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish
:33< cat noises :33< what are they again? :33< can someone remind meow?
:33< no no :33< that cant be it :33< meowstly beclaws its clawming furom mew
I CAN'T, HAVE PLANS LATER TODAY
nooouu its 2 cozy lemme hot box it
IIII Priide my m◯◯◯†heeeerfuckiiing §elf ◯n le††iing every bi†ch kn◯◯◯◯wwww whȺȺȺ† my b◯◯◯dy cȺn d◯! §hi†, fuuuuck ȺȺȺr◯uund §◯◯◯◯me m◯◯re ȺȺnd Ⱥ fucker cȺn §h◯w y◯◯u >:0}
†hȺȺȺȺ†'§ reeȺlly m◯†herfuckiiiin cu†e! ;0} bu† y◯uu Ⱥiiin'† reȺlly g◯◯◯nnȺ ♒︎♒︎DEE†ER♒︎♒︎ mee wiiii†h †h◯◯§ee Pre††y fuuckiiin †hreȺ†§
yeah, you cats havwe no game. thats vwhat ivwe been saying this vwhole time. me and bassek are different, right buddy?
^^ Who are you, again? ^^
^^ Some of you don't actually have any game and it shows. ^^
SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE
bc i wnt ppl in my soft bosom which is y its ezpozed #pwned
its warm in ther
but freaks specifically LIKE the spines dawg what else did you think would happen
:33< hell yeahhhhhh!!!
:33< meow :33< #meowposting2026
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good boy
The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness
... I can already tell I'm going to hate this place.
goopert cleaning himself in the corner of my lightless respiteblock sounding like an old man sloppily eating chili like his life depends on it
if goopert isnt the most impressive specimen of the felidae persuasion youve seen on this site today im killing us both btw
So Poking Your Forehead With Oily Fingers Helps Relieve It?
Automated post: I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear.
Ookay keep larping i doon't really care
Justt because botth off my quadmattes have -born suffffixes doesn'tt mean I have a ttype
My Chittr Notifications Are Just Full Of Hate Right Now…. Sad Times.
thank god kar survived the
benadryl more like uhhh uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh penis drill i dont fucking know tag hashtag #nsfw ish send chitt — Sent from my iHusk
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think ... I want her. ]
EUGH.. THATS WEIRD! THATS WEIRD AS FUCK! EUGH...
DID YOU EVEN READ MY MESSAGE I SAID I GOT SENT TO THE NAVY WHEN I WAS A WIGGLER, THIS IS LITTERALLY MY FIRST TIME BEING ON ALTERNIA. THOUGH, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE ALREADY HAPPILY GOTTEN INTO A MATESPRITSHIP AND KISMESISSITUDE.
:33 < oh my bad!! i should really start reading profile descriptions :3
:33 < time to take a catnap!! @ me and i'll reply in the morning :33
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
cutting shades
youre pulling my shades okay im done with strider idioms any striders feel free to use them lalondes too you count kinda
Gotta keep my cubicle clean! #aprilnormalday
I love having a wife and 3.5 kids! Ha ha! Just kidding I'm abstinent for life! #aprilnormalday
Yes this is a lovely night to be on here! How are all of your nights going my various chittr friends?
Geeze that really is scary! But I assure you I'm abstinent until I die! Ha ha!
Oh don't even worry about this! Typing without quirks is very normal and easy to do for one normal fellow such as myself!
I cannot say that I have but I hear it's a cracking good episode!
Safety is my middle name!
Geeze that sounds scary and potentially dangerous! Please do not do that!
me rn glk glk glk glk #nsfw #onehandedchittring
GLK GLK GLK GLK GLK #nsfw
APRIL FOOLS GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M EMBRACING MY INNER FREAK EVEN MORE.
here u go girl eat up
Omg♥︎g y♥︎u weren’t kidding, they are pitch flirting. This is fascinating. Pass me s♥︎me p♥︎pc♥︎rn
everyone shut up i just hit a real good kull count you legally arent allowed to hate me anymore https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/yoo%20nice.png
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AT THIS POINT I’M LESS OFFENDED AND MORE IMPRESSED YOU MANAGED TO SAY SO MUCH WHILE MEANING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU SOUND STUPID
WHAT EVEN MAKES ME A SICK AND PATHETIC? OR ARE YOU JUST PROJECTING
i can make you real satisfied #nsfw
See who the pervert is now. Smh.
This might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
every hate on my posts only makes me stronger.
♯astralprojecting off ♯3mapledonuts im so ♯evil
:33< my bit! DD:< :33< guards! guards!
WHO UP SCHLONKIN THEY SHIT. #NSFW
:33< its christmas and its snowing
Need something to do other than bite my wings and draw gore. I’m also running out of fabric for puppets. Damn it.
:33< okay im up :33< tomorrows the big day :))
:33< wouldnt mew like to know weathpurrboy
:33< on my purrade? :33< that would be furked up! :33< too bad fur mew beclaws im nyat telling :))
I CAN, WILL, AND HAVE FUCK YOU KARKAT
I DONT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT KARKAT.
IM FUCKING CACKLING
I THINK YOU'RE JUST A SEXUAL FREAK KARKAT.. THATS WHAT YOUR HALUCINATIONS ARE TELLING YOU..
"SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY"
> Because seven eight nine HAHAHA!!! <
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
fuck offf I better not see mew at #eridanweek or mew're a dead motherfucker, it's on sight bitchhh. mew~ 💖✨
1'm gonn4 f1nd you 4nd j41l you.
If that's wwhat it takes, Karkat (I did you wwrong, Karkat) Just wwant you back, Karkat (I need you bad, baaaad) I'm sorry (Sorry) Sorry (Oooohhhh)
vwhat do you mean?
yeah he wvas alwvays telling me to clean my room and shit
Dry your tears, baby... Wwe'vve got more (more, more)! Wwatch out for "Another Morning wwith Troll Silk Sonic (FULL TITLE PENDING)," coming to you later thiiiis swweep, girl (Or boyyyy)
> damn pretty pr1velege 12 real bc when 1 po2ted a hello ch1ttr po2t 2omeone 1n2tantly hated 1t and told me to go fuck my2elf noth1ng aga1n2t you dude btw <
skill issue for you i guess? song is locked out of heaven.
update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
bruno mars in smash bros: oh baby it peels like, i slipped on a bananaaaaa- diddy kooooong!
Hoot take oof the day: as a soociety we shoould st *little imp runs past me* did yoou just see that
>([we call em c#its on #ere my staticbound stud]
do32 h3 lik3 what h3 2332 *twirl2 my hair*
jus breamember w)(ile u get yo rest: big brot)(a is always watc)(in 3B-)c
𓆩 theres nothing in this world better than cold hard cash and fancy things to spend it on 𓆪 𓆩 might have splurged a bit #luxury 𓆪
▲you literally posted it on the 'ask everyone what they think' website. oh no look it's the consequences of my actions▼
here leme start i just had a hunk gargle my bulge not 2 long ago ;) #nsfw
aw love you too
<!-- It's been another great night of studying this strange little ecosystem! However Blaze is calling me to bed and I suppose I am getting a little tired, goodnight everyone! -->
Hello citizens of Chittr, i would like to say how great and normal i feel right now. I love joining in on popular normal trends, and as i type i am using my right hand as normal trolls usually do
Nothing particularly out of the usual, as i think it would be rather odd to be doing anything with it at this moment
I suppose that is something that normal people do manage to do but i like to save my left hand for days out of the year when i am not being normal. Which is never and completely unrelated to anything at the moment
life is awesome and so is my garden #garden
Ao3 GreeNMarkiplieR/ReadeR HurT/ComforT RedemptioN ForcEFeM YurI 🟩
<3-Okay-well-I'm-not-that-strong
who wants me fr #nsfw
:33< good! :33< s33 mew in hell mate
:33 < its not a ghoul!! its hatsune miku!! she is an universal character mew goober :33
<hitting all over the pla<e in the park in the s<uttlebuggy in your hive on the <urb
It's a particularly positive mote of dust, don't worry.
:33< the hours im asl33p in the slime
@nyw@y I Found @ M@$$ive Mi77ipede On My W@7k Home. $he W@$ Be@utifu7 But Not Endemic To My @re@, $o I H@ve H@d To Go Get $omething To Keep Her In Unti7 @peregrineconferee C@n Come @nd Get Her. $he I$ Writhing In Her P7@$tic Pri$on.
:33 < nooo!!! he didnt die beclaws of me!! he died beclaws of troll celine dion!!!
<3-You're-funny,-I-will-take-you-into-my-tomb-when-I-die
:33 < its eridans special w33k!! idk just some silly celebration the guy wanted to have and it has a lot of celebrity guests
you lose ch!ttr please look at ggnome ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⠉⠲⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⣺⡿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢀⣀⣀⡐⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣶⡻⣻⣿⢦⡰⠛⣿⣟⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⢟⢽⣿⡶⢧⣿⣵⢉⣿⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⡎⠑⠒⡚⠒⠒⢛⠤⠒⢹⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⡌⠶⣤⡀⠒⠖⠚⣤⡤⠋⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣧⡄⠀⠉⠀⠂⠉⠁⢁⣨⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⠎⣸⢿⣶⣄⡀⢀⣤⣤⠞⠋⠈⢂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡠⠃⢠⡟⠀⠙⠭⠭⠭⠴⠊⠀⢦⣆⠀⢃⠀⠀⠀ ⣇⠈⢻⣿⠶⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡟⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀ ⢹⣦⠂⣽⣗⢀⣴⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡧⠶⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⢾⢾⡿⣯⣅⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⢛⣶⢶⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⣮⣻⠦⣄⣈⣉⣉⠠⠴⠛⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠯⠿⡟⠀⠻⡾⠓⠀⠉⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠸⣷⣦⢀⣒⡲⠷⣒⣀⣒⣛⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
you w!n ch!ttr you may now delete your account hahe
..................Wh4t 1s yur1.
Kinda weird too bring up the shape oof tootal stranger's bulge if yoou ask me but here's soomething impressive foor yoou https://64.media.tumblr.coom/af1b7700a7539e07cbae18add1ab3724/eebf6dd30b44dc38-02/s1280x1920/0f501aa65db5da5f81b998c2e2a3b84e6529f7cb.jpg
:33< stay tuned i purrlan on dropping more truth bombs
(( srry dude but I don't want to draw canon characters 😢
I've liked, unliked, liked, unliked, liked, unliked, and liked again. Just to+ smash it pro+perly.
:33< acac :33< all cats are cute :33< smash that meowthpurrfurkin like button
:33< mean to meow fur no reason
:33< ill buy it off mew if mew dont want it
im gonna get rid of this uterus one way or another
Houston is where #striders belong dont like it? buy my course 100000.99
LIKE THREE.
ALRIGHT, THATS THE LAST CARAMEL APPLE.
im sorry daddy ive been a really bad boy #nsfw #nsfwshitpost
2orry i f3ll a2l33p in th3 gra22 for a 23c
i dont think 2o
bruh ju2t admit your j3alou2 of my 2ick napping 2kill2
saying it to two different people also im not mad im lowkey chill
no why the fuck would i have
Well I'm certainly not afraid of *you*.
:33< nyat in mewre lifetime
I kn9w this kind 9f hate isn't y9ur heart. They cann9t help their hue.
:33< mew are just mad beclaws mew are angry
:33< yeah katkat beclaws that clearly says "i exclusively and only like cat tits and all othpurrs are gross weird and should expurrlode violently" :33< great job reading and getting mad ofur a shitpost man :33< id make mew an award but i dont want to reward this level of stupid
:33< go to hell then
gauges itch pussy itches bones itch #itching #nsfw
shit itches man i think i got crabs at #eridanweek
no like lice but for pubes
did my. embed. fail. i am going. to cull. myself. if it. did.
you are. officially. uninvited from. #beetleweek.
someones mad haha