KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenesis
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY AND THEM YOU ILLITERATE PRICKS, I AM NOT A BOY OR A GIRL I AM NONBINARY PLEASE CULL YOURSELF
(( by the by the whole amnesiac karkat schtick- (( if you want to decide your character knew them before they lost their memories i'm game. i enjoy a collaborative experience quite a lot, the only warning i'll give is that there's never going to be a moment where they suddenly remember everything and become more like canon!Karkat, that ship has sailed
IN RETROSPECT IT'S UNWISE TO ASSUME EVERY KARKAT VAGUEPOST IS ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY, BUT I ONLY SEE A "KARKAT" SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ONCE EVERY OTHER DAYS. AS MUCH AS I WISH DEATH ON KAR AND KRABS AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE DECENCY TO HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES.
O)(, I'm so sorry! If I'm being WAY too familiar, I apologise. I don't want to mako you uncomfortable.
IT'S TRUE HE CLEARLY DOES HATE YOU, WHICH FOR THIS INTERACTION SPECIFICALLY IS BAD AND UNCALLED FOR. COME ON KAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNSERIOUS AND EXPOSE YOUR SOFT UNDERBELLY OR WHATEVER THEY FUCKING THINK OF YOU-SLASH-US
HEY FUCK OFF WITH THE ACQUIESCENT BULLSHIT I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO YELL AT YOU YET. BUT I KEEP RUNNING INTO PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER ME OR CLAIM TO AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
W)(ale --EXCUS-----------------E, PRINC--ESS! T)(at's a meme if you )(aven't sean it yet. It's really dumb, but it's a great one.
)(e)(e. You'll )(ave to find my tideline first! T)(at gives us a c)(ance to meet for t)(e first time! 8D
Heheh I win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60aba2da785a.jpg
MY TYPE IS [OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD AUTOMOBILE PASSES BY MY WINDOW FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME]
#NSFW I MEAN SERIOUSLY PAILING IN FRONT OF THE HORRIBLE LITTLE DRONES FEELS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE WHEN I CAN EMERGE NAKED, FERAL AND DRIPPING WITH SOPOR SLIME, TRUDGE OUT OF MY HIVE AND GRAB A BOY BY THE HAIR FOR MY PERSONAL USE WHILE HE WHIMPERS AND MEWLS PATHETICALLY.
you really are from another timeline cause theres no fuckin wway kar could evver dom anybody
I HAVE SEEN THIS IN ACTION IT IS ONE OF MANY WAYS IN WHICH I FEEL DISCONNECTED FROM MY SUPPOSED ALTERNATES
#NSFW I TRULY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THE PAILING RITUALS WHEN THERE ARE MEN WITH PERFECTLY SERVICABLE THROATS TO EMPTY MY GENETIC MATERIAL INTO
>>| the ritual .is .optional yes. but .it graduated the tension between two partner, .especially when they .are flushed. but to just get laid .off? sure, bone bulge to the throat service.
thats the shit i bring my ass ༄nt༄ chittr t༄ hear br༄ther say it l༄uder even
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THIS BUT I'M ACTUALLY VERY PLEASED WITH THE SOCIALIZATION ROUGH TODAY. YOU'VE ALL MADE ME PROUD. I'M CHOOSING TO BLAME THIS SUDDEN ONSET OF POSITIVE SENTIMENT TOWARDS MY PEERS FOR THE FACT THAT I'M SUDDENLY FUCKING STARVING THOUGH SO FUCK YOU FOR THAT.
THIS PAGE IS ALSO NOT A SAFE SPACE BUT YOU FUCKING KNEW THAT ALREADY. WHERE DOES THAT DUMBASS GET OFF
ITCHY DON'T GIVE IN YOUR BOSS FUCKING CREEPS ME OUT
OH GOD I'M AWAKE AGAIN
YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU, YOU WANNABE TROLL NASCAR STONER PRICK
EVERYONE ACCUSES ME OF THIS, THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME TO EXERCISE INFINITE JUSTIFIED WARFARE AGAINST THE WHORES OF THIS WEBSITE
(( sleeping on it but come morning hopefully i'll finally make a decision whether to keep this as a karkat vantas account or begin shifting them in an oc-adjacent direction. vote now on your phones
MY ONLY REGRET TONIGHT IS I HAVEN'T WISHED DEATH ON ANYONE IN THE LAST THREE MINUTES
unfortunate that you havvent found the right target yet then im sure theyll showw up evventually
you can send me a karkat classic death message if it helps you sleep better :p
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
X ((Fuck this three kids in a tench coat ass language fr fr x
(( what about letter "ш" "Ш" . A Cyrillic letter 'Sha' ))
(( "ooooo look at me I'm a germanic language that spent a thousand years mugging every romance language on the continent for loose loanwords" fuck you
(( that's really helpful actually! i've been rumbling around in my head is a name meant to sound like "kitbash", which i suppose would become Kitbaш Vantas or KITBAШ VANTAS
(( apparently Š is also an option as well as Ş and Χ̌ depending on where i want to steal from. also Ŝ but that's from esperanto
YOU KNOW THERE ALMOST IS THE DEEP DESIRE IN MY SOUL TO CHANGE MY NAME BUT THE THING IS I QUITE LIKE THE NAME KARKAT. IT HAS A SATISFYING CRUNCH AND GIVES THE OLIVEBLOODS SOMETHING TO DO BESIDES PUKE ON MY CARPETS
no come on play in the space that you presented to the audience gun to the head you gotta change your name to idk comply with threshewhatever troll military standard off the dome what is it
I'M GOING TO PLAY AROUND IN THE VACANT SPACE PRESENTED TO ME WHEN YOUR SOFT FLESHY INSIDE BITS ARE REMOVED. I AM HURDLING TOWARDS SOME KIND OF NAME AT ANY RATE.
dont tell me you never thought of it yeah karkats kind of the one thats the apex youre at but you cant not have had other ideas in there
THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING AND I WILL LIKELY BE LEAVING IT ON THE TABLE WHERE YOU PUT IT
HYPOTHETICALLY IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE KITBAŠ, I THINK THAT'S AS FAR AS I'LL GET BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE DULCET WHINE OF MY RECUPERACOON
WHY IS THE GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD SO TALL ANYWAYS WHOSE THROAT DO I NEED TO CARVE TO GET THAT SIZE
i dont think it wud help u get any bigger but u can carve my throat anyway if u just feel liek it i dont mind fr
WELL IF IT WOULDN'T HELP ME GET TALLER WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT ROX LALONDE? DO YOU THINK I HAND OUT GASH CARVINGS FOR FREE? IN THE TROLLBAMA ECONOMY??
WHAT ARE YOUR SINS ROX BESIDES ALL THE REGULAR SINS OF HEDONISTIC EXCESS AND OFFERING YOURSELF UP AS STRESS RELIEF TO ANYTHING WITH TWO THUMBS AND A SIGHT ORGAN
I AM TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FEET TALL AND YOU CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE
270 FEET LENGTHWISE BUT THIS IS NOT A FLEX IT IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY INCONVENIENT AND DISTRESSING
I ONLY LIKE SMILE DOG. THEY SAY TO ME "KARKAT WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN" YOU COULD BE LIKE SMILE DOG
@POPPEDAI I HAVE ACQUIRED SOME SORT OF FLAKE FOR YOU AT GREAT PERSONAL COST AND THE DEATH OF AT LEAST FOUR TROLLS HTTPS://IMGCHEST.COM/P/LJYQM8ZRN72
((because i fucked the image embed)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/658091f3fb7b.png
((by the way @unclaspedKahuna incredible fucking profile picture for murrit))
AND WHERE THE FUCK HAS EGGMAN BEN I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION MY LOYALTIES