♦ pitied by @carcinoGenesis
trying to make myself whatever my brother would want but im too desperate and pathetic to ever meet expectations #incest

(( Some1 tell me they get the reference, i'm funny I swear!!!!
i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw
anyway if i like your oc and i cant find them on tumblr or toyhou.se to like all their content, i WILL cry

stupid alternian men

urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
(( man I like fully don't know what to do w beforan terezi. I'm going with post-incident so the vibe I'm feeling for her is she's now y'know. Paperwork safety inspector is that anything
I do apologize. I am 'zooted' out. Which led to me looking for companionship for my current headspace, but I had mostly read what seemed like oregano smoking teens or cooler buzzards. My slightly addled mind resulted in missing the particular notification click.
>+. *I CONSIDER MYSELF MORE RELATED TO MAKARAS. BUT THE FILTHY EARTHLING LIES .+<
:33 < no kitties in s :33 < this is not cat maxing :33 < i am so disappointed in mew bird boi
(^^)> @mysticMystewy keeps twying to ship me and @outbackWankew as kismesises, but they faiw to fowget that shit has to be mutuaw! Dumbass! Even so, it wouwdn't even wowk. That weiwd fuck doesn't have a singwe hating bone in his body.
LOADED UP A VIDEO TO WATCH WHILE I SLEEP ON GRUBTUBE AND MY HUSKTOP MADE A REALLY CURSED "EEEE" NOISE. #SCARED

its like u committed a war crime on national television

i forgot to mark that as ooc oh well
THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.
[I $WEAR ON MY DEAD AN#E$TOR$ #ORP$E IM A GOOD BU$INE$$BOY]
Doing a good deed really can take a load off one's shoulders. That and a cup of tea really helps. Also purchased a cute little keychain from the post office. A really swell day over all!
gonna take the n1ght off and spend my pocket change at the GUTTERCADE #supportsmallbus1nesses
>+. I MISCLICKED. SOBBING .+<

my last post wwas not supposed to be a serious question i do not actually care wwhen you got laid last guys please im actually startin to wworry for the lot a ya #nsfw

rr r raising my han d
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
:33< mmm turky with gravy so yummy
matesprit just called me a big greedy fat unsatiable beast, wut so i do x,(
I have a crush on Minerva, the Exalted Lightsworn. Hopefully, she doesn't see this.
vwhy are you going off script? youre supposed to say "so true, up top!"

((My bro slop #mybroslop <3 #nsfw))
@carcinoGenesis I thunk the answer is no!
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
falling asleep… see y0u guys la7er 70nigh7… yawnmnnnnn cx
yeah shit thats my bad, someone some get your bitch ass dog before they tie the noose around my neck
no of course not, im going to tell my boyfriend you guys think I'm gay.
https://mEdIa1.tEnor.com/m/FsuzVwVsu2kAAAAd/tIggEr-tIggEr-wInnIE-thE-pooh.gIf
s<o>me<o>ne threw away a paras<o>l t<o>day. finally, a replacement.
I should'vve been more careful (Careful) I'm sorry, Karkat (My theyyyy)

im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass

an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
<3-They-don't-make-trolls-like-me.-I'm-built-different,-not-made-to-factory-specification,-I-have-a-certain-je-ne-sais-quoi
You should check out my latest album, then, baby: "THE ROMANTIC" (2026) (Uh)
My team has just informed me I cannot get a hit tweet by simply saying hit tweet. News at 6.
<3-Okay-well-I'm-not-that-strong
:33 < hmmm well if mew think that way i wont stop mew! :33 < but ive pawlready fallen fur the purropaganda sorry
I may need a moment to myself. I appear to have gotten something in my eye.
:o) Sharp teeth against my neck as I look at us both in the mirror. :o) Your eyes burn with a passion the which I've never seen. :o) Your claws trailing along my sides. :o) Muscles twitching under your touch. :o) Your teasing reducing me to a soft, pliable mess. :o) Won't you take it a bit further...? #nsfw #:o)ShouldIstarttaggingtheselittlebitsassomethingelse #drabbles #?
I would really prefer not to dig that sort of thing up, 8ut I'll leave it at "pissing off Alternian royalty".
Is the pettiness in my heart strong enough to overcome the fear in tossing h8 reacts towards certain individuals' posts? Much to consider. #vagueposting #It'sawkward #8utI'vealreadydiedtwice
can7 believe i basically missed eridan week and 7he af7er par7y!!!!1111 ugh! i always seem 70 j0in la7e xc
Orcay, so it needs to be said cause this shit keeps happening. I am not ψhoever Trizza you are thinking about. People keep making specific assumptions about me and my personality based on a bitch I ain't even met! On history, I have NEVER experienced. No one you talk to on here ψill be the person you probably knoψ. I am getting SO sick of people being so fucking aggro ψith me. Like for real? I don't knoψ you. I am being nice, and by all means, I do not have to be. If you have a problem ψith Trizza fucking Tethis, go take it up ψith the lesser bitch in your timeline and not me. Like, damn, you think it ψould be clear ψith like 20 fucking Eridan's. I am Empress Tethis, Her Affluential Socialite. I killed that bitch, and I am noψ that bitch. If your Trizza ain't an empress or she's dead, she's lesser than me. Get that shit straight.
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish







































