dave strider
@turntechGodhead
just a guy in a place doing a thing like if you agree
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • original doomed timeline dave (pre-retcon) • stabbed to death by dogs (ouch) • he got revived in the dreambubbles and has been sort of wandering ever since || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
if were posting heights on here im two foot even yeah im scurrying around in your garden taking naps under mushrooms and shit drinking dew off a blade of grass a single berry is enough to feed me for like three days
im not gonna lie you guys i think everybody here has turned into a nightmare candy rainbow exorcism flashbang supreme except for me and im beginning to think i probably should have read the waivers i was signing when we were riding the airship out here except its too late now because its the middle of the desert and everybodys macking on each other and all i have is this phone and this questionable bottle of vodka #eridanweek #iwantcandy #substance
♯kill ♯everyone
i would zap in there and help you get out but i did not RSVP in time. i am not allowed in!
id llike to say that i woulld come rescue you but im not wallking through the desert so instead you shall simplly have my sympathies. good lluck human boy dont drink the substance. #substance #eridanweek
trust me dude save yourself stay right where you are its for the better this stuff spreads faster than zombies during the apocalypse
its ok man i accept your sympathies im still on the fence about the substance but youre probably right its very likely a bad idea everyone here is just talking at the top of their lungs and its kind of overwhelming
thats why i dont even go to NORMAL big events usually. all that noise? no thanks. weird possiblly supernaturall drugs? im good lloll.
supposedly today was supposed to be a smaller group at a smaller venue under less deadly circumstances silly me for taking the bait i suppose although i can at least confirm that it appears to be less deadly in comparison less overwhelming though i dont know about that one
real and genuine question for the press how does a dog get ahold of a social media account and how concerned should we be about this new development on the one hand it is probably harmless and nothing to be alarmed over but on the other hand we could be looking at the start of a new uprising of dogcentric dogciety in which dogs begin to slowly rise up and take over all online communications until you realize youve been vastly outnumbered and the tables have been turned against you and suddenly youre not holding the leash anymore
I'm so fucking scared right now dave please say sike about that mew~ 💖✨
yes very helpful reply that definitely alleviates all of my worries thank you (guys what should we do)
see you at least i understand given you have arms and hands and you know the general ability to speak the english language the numbers however appear to be growing and while i dont have the statistical charts drawn out just yet it appears there could be a moving trend that might be worth the attention of the public eye
some really cursed images on the dash today i like the vibe keep it going
hittin the bars playin some cards my lifes a right mess but you know its bizarre im sitting up with my back to the sun nowhere to go but ready to run dropping it down to lay flat on the ground skies opened up and ready to gun check out this board wow what a sweet kick man almost went off the roof damn isnt that sick im fire in the hole unholy and shtick running hotter going farther you might call me a prick but you cant compete with this tangled up mess so throw down this beat cause you know im the best #lyrics #illbeats #original
i liek this dave good job!!!
haha funny number https://i.imgur.com/cFnfvJv.png
Why is that number funny?
oh you poor poor sap see now i feel bad i dont want to like ruin your innocence or something if you dont already know it might be for the better that you keep not knowing i mean youll find out eventually im sure but i didnt sign up for it to be through me hell i didnt even think there was real sincerity left out there in the world hidden amongst the potshot memes and dirty jokes godspeed soldier
a somewhat concerning thing to hear but then again so have i so i suppose it all waters down at some point this is a little bit different though see its funny because its the same number that some people make when theyre in bed together you know all #nsfw style
youre gonna have to take it up with a search engine man trust me google can put this probably way better than i ever could
A search engine? This is news to me... I do not know what a "Google" Is either.
oh boy its gonna take you a hot minute to get caught up to speed i fear
guys i think johns mom might have taken #substances i hope shes okay #fentycrocker #substance
its come to my attention that my score is skewing into the cullable side and i just want to say i appreciate you and all of my fans and all my recent follows might even celebrate by dropping some ill lyrics to sync to your favorite metronome stay tuned folks
i really actually cannot tell when a troll is doing a troll thing because theyre a troll and when a troll is doing something kind of offputting and freaky because theyre just a freak even by troll standards
youre right i am very effectively being kept on my toes and slightly at my wits end thanks to the complicated and convoluted alien social customs that i probably have no hope of ever wrapping my brain around
i guess they arent mutually exclusive huh maybe it is a little bit of both sometimes
4S 1T SHOULD B3. 1F 1T H3LPS 1 ST1LL DON'T KNOW WH3N 4 HUM4N TH1NG 1S R34L OR 1F SOM3ON3'S FUCK1NG W1TH M3.
you know what maybe all is right with the universe actually what even is friendship and cultural exchange if not fucking with each other until somebody finally cracks
It’s hard t♥︎ tell s♥︎metimes :/ m♥︎st ♥︎f tr♥︎ll s♥︎ciebee are… *gestures??* But hey, it keeps y♥︎u ♥︎n y♥︎ur t♥︎es, d♥︎esn’t it?
3X4CTLY! 1NCR3D1BLY 1MPORT4NT QU3ST1ON SOM3ON3 1S TRY1NG TO CONV1NC3 M3 4PR1L FOOLS L4STS 4N 3NT1R3 W33K 4ND 1S 4 CULTUR4L H3R1T4G3 C3L3BR4T1ON. 1S TH1S TRU3
this is completely and entirely true in fact participation in april fools is required by federal law and if you do not pull at least one april prank a day during foolsweek then you can be held responsible for fines and even imprisoned during the course of the event its an event that was meant to celebrate our forefathers that fooled the previous landowners into allowing them to live there and then they staged a coup to control their resources but its okay it was just an APRIL FOOLS and they gave it back afterwards and became best buddies and stuff and thats actually the origin of all human society pretty crazy when you think about it actually
on a related topic i absolutely can and will be bought with food if you have food and you are willing to share the food i will pencil you in for one strider iou good for a single action item of your choosing limited to things against my personal moral code food items must be deemed in good edible condition at the time of delivery and preferably not too buggish ive got a delicate human stomach
I realbee d♥︎n’t have need ♥︎f an IOU, but I’ve g♥︎t s♥︎me super yumbee baked g♥︎♥︎ds if y♥︎u’re feeling peckish :D . . . I bake far t♥︎♥︎ much >x>
the iou is honestly an optional part of the equation i just feel bad if im getting something but im not giving anything in return you feel me its all about the law of equivalent exchange an arm for a life yadda yadda of course getting too ambitious with that is how you almost lose your brother and most of your limbs but thats neither here nor there anyway if youre TRYING to get rid of them i can and will very happily take them off your hands just say the word
I have n♥︎ pr♥︎bubblems giving them away :) I m♥︎stbee bake f♥︎r my friends t♥︎ begin with, but kneading d♥︎ugh is als♥︎ a nice w♥︎rk♥︎ut and helps relieve tensi♥︎n and stress. If y♥︎u’re feeling hungbee, lmk and I’ll get a make a care package, ♥︎r basket m♥︎re than likebee, t♥︎gether f♥︎r y♥︎u! :D
holy shit youre an actual godsend yes please and if you ever need anything at all in the future ever just let me know ok
Of c♥︎urse!! I als♥︎ take requests, s♥︎ if y♥︎u’re craving anything in particular, sh♥︎♥︎t me a message and I’ll get t♥︎ w♥︎rk! 💛
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • original doomed timeline dave (pre-retcon) • stabbed to death by dogs (ouch) • he got revived in the dreambubbles and has been sort of wandering ever since || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
yall ever just sit bolt upright in your clump of blankets from your previous state of drop dead consciousness covered in vicious amounts of sweat and clutching at your chest because your hearts beating a million times a minute for reasons that you cant quite wrap your foggy still-trying-to-wake-up brain around
NO THAT SOUNDS WILDLY UNPLEASANT WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET
you know i ask myself the same thing all the time for the amount of times ive died youd think one of those times would have actually stuck and i would have stayed dead yet here we are
yea my therapist says its the "c-ptsd" but i think its from balling too hard at the sleepytime junction and i fall on the tracks right as the train arrives only to be saved by the realm of the waking like a boss
DON'T WORRY IF I KNOW ANYTHING I KNOW PROVIDENCE SEEKS TO UNDERMINE ME AT EVERY STEP AND SO YOU WILL CONTINUE TO DIE AND NOT DIE
really can that shit actually wake you up from a dead sleep like that i figured that was more for like spiraling because you saw or heard something that put you in a prior emotional state but like you cant really do that when youre asleep or can you hmmm nah im with you it had to be related to the dream train at sleepytime junction thats the only rational explaination here
holy shit you guys stop everything hold the presses ive just been informed through a very radical grapevine suspiciously shaped like a telephone line that its #transdayofvisibility and that this is a universally acquitted holiday so if anybody on this fine day is at work or otherwise holed up with unsavory responsibilities i highly encourage you to tell the big boss that its trans visibility day and it is now your sworn duty to drop everything else youve been doing and make sure all of your gender inclined buddies (including yourself we are pro self-love here) are feeling visible and included can i get a hell yeah
> HELL YEAH!!!
I'm declaring this a planetwwide public holiday immediately.
i have been slowly learning many things over the past twenty four hours including: - big troll events are apparently notorious for being literally deadly so if you go you can probably expect to lose your head at some point or at the very least one of your limbs (party hard or go home i guess shit) - most human celebrities look like they have some sort of troll equivalent (this ones pretty cool actually mirrored timelines and all of that good noise it would be sick as fuck if we could get nicholas cage and troll nicholas cage in the same room i just think that crossover would be legendary personally like if you agree) - troll bruno mars was fatally shot dead but hes okay now and might even still be performing during one of the event nights at #eridanweek the crazy son of a bitch (huge respect gotta shout out the guy for that) still tbd if ill actually show for any of the wild shit going on around those stages but the streams from yesterday have been very enlightening to say the least
> oh yeah they al2o culled troll bbno$ la2t n1ght <
i THINK, iT IS IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT, wE DID NOT ACTUALLY HAVE, a tROLL bRUNO mARS, bEFORE eARTH c, tHIS ONE, mANGLED hUMAN bRUNO mARS, aND TOOK ON HIS, fORM AND PERSONALITY AND, mUSICAL STYLINGS, sO IT IS A RARE CASE OF TROLL COPYING, hUMAN RATHER THAN, tHE OTHER WAY, aROUND!
wait wait wait youre telling me that troll bruno mars like absorbed and then metamorphized into a troll version of the highly popular and very recognizable well known hit singer human bruno mars hold on is that something trolls just do like i dont need to be worried about like assimilation grubs or something do i also rest in piece human bruno mars im so sorry man may your spirit live on in troll bruno mars and his universally recognizable lyrical genius
i THINK HIS, oRIGINAL NAME WAS, bURSON OR, bUNSEN, oR SOMETHING, yOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK, eRIDAN, aBOUT IT,
huh alright man good to know thanks for the tip penciling in a note right now to follow up with at least one of the eridans and see if we cant unlock the mystery of the true origins of troll bruno mars stay tuned everybody this ones going to be big i can feel it
alright ok i can see it in your eyes and im here to grant you a crumb of solace so that the hopes currently sparkling in those orbs arent dashed you could argue that im late to the party but im going to counter with the rebuttal that i am in fact right on time to the party and everyone who has ever gone to a party will tell you that you dont arrive when the party starts you arrive fashionably late obviously this is so that the people who are already at the party can wonder about the people who havent arrived to the party yet it creates an air of mysterious aura and anticipation that you wouldnt otherwise get and wheres the joy and whimsy in life anyway if not for the sheer thrill of the fact that anything can happen at any point in time and youre just along for the ride in case you got this far and youre lost in the sauce hey chittr whats up i finally made an account and i probably maybe wont regret this decision i mean the website did ask for my blood color when i was signing up but im pretty sure thats just a standard troll thing so im not gonna bother being too fussed about that part lets mince some words and make some fire or blog about stupid shit thats an option too alls fair in love and war