i have been slowly learning many things over the past twenty four hours including: - big troll events are apparently notorious for being literally deadly so if you go you can probably expect to lose your head at some point or at the very least one of your limbs (party hard or go home i guess shit) - most human celebrities look like they have some sort of troll equivalent (this ones pretty cool actually mirrored timelines and all of that good noise it would be sick as fuck if we could get nicholas cage and troll nicholas cage in the same room i just think that crossover would be legendary personally like if you agree) - troll bruno mars was fatally shot dead but hes okay now and might even still be performing during one of the event nights at #eridanweek the crazy son of a bitch (huge respect gotta shout out the guy for that) still tbd if ill actually show for any of the wild shit going on around those stages but the streams from yesterday have been very enlightening to say the least
> oh yeah they al2o culled troll bbno$ la2t n1ght <
i THINK, iT IS IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT, wE DID NOT ACTUALLY HAVE, a tROLL bRUNO mARS, bEFORE eARTH c, tHIS ONE, mANGLED hUMAN bRUNO mARS, aND TOOK ON HIS, fORM AND PERSONALITY AND, mUSICAL STYLINGS, sO IT IS A RARE CASE OF TROLL COPYING, hUMAN RATHER THAN, tHE OTHER WAY, aROUND!
wait wait wait youre telling me that troll bruno mars like absorbed and then metamorphized into a troll version of the highly popular and very recognizable well known hit singer human bruno mars hold on is that something trolls just do like i dont need to be worried about like assimilation grubs or something do i also rest in piece human bruno mars im so sorry man may your spirit live on in troll bruno mars and his universally recognizable lyrical genius
i THINK HIS, oRIGINAL NAME WAS, bURSON OR, bUNSEN, oR SOMETHING, yOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK, eRIDAN, aBOUT IT,
huh alright man good to know thanks for the tip penciling in a note right now to follow up with at least one of the eridans and see if we cant unlock the mystery of the true origins of troll bruno mars stay tuned everybody this ones going to be big i can feel it