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if were posting heights on here im two foot even yeah im scurrying around in your garden taking naps under mushrooms and shit drinking dew off a blade of grass a single berry is enough to feed me for like three days
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
upon watching the timeline i think its better a lot of us missed eridan week
thats why i dont even go to NORMAL big events usually. all that noise? no thanks. weird possiblly supernaturall drugs? im good lloll.
id llike to say that i woulld come rescue you but im not wallking through the desert so instead you shall simplly have my sympathies. good lluck human boy dont drink the substance. #substance #eridanweek
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\ d0 y0u l1ke, need an explanat10n, my dude? /
stand amongst the trees and gaze upon the stars, you may remember someth1ng you forgot.
im talking from like, when you created a world like i know that was super fucked up and yea i get it, it made every single one of you broken hurt people i get it i know i get it but like, just get therapy, at least try like god thats all im asking is for you guys to have tried i swear and to be honest, you’re not one of the worse ones im talking about
official poll do i seriously looks like a man enjoyer
Thank you, Mr. Strider. Your lack of curiosity or inquisitiveness is as refreshing as ever!
Okay, I fixed it. No one ask me a8out why I was temporarily yellow, please. It's a sensitive topic.
I'm so fucking scared right now dave please say sike about that mew~ 💖✨
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
Davve Strider (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i liek this dave good job!!!
I'm (Ooh) I'm okay btww in case any of you lovvelies (Callin all my lovvelies, ooh) wwere wwonderin - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
A hot minute? You are quite peculiar, Young Citizen.
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iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
I wonttt lie‚ tttroll nickk cage iz zuch a badazz‚ likke zeriouzly.
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
goopert tax https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/01/Untitled445_20260402013001.png
just a rem1nder the nutbeasts 0uts1de are def1n1tely N0T l1sten1ng f0r y0u shar1ng state secrets. they are n0t empl0yed by any shady 1mper1al agenc1es and def1n1tely d0 n0t accept br1bes h0wever 1t c0uldn't hurt t0 g1ve them a n1bble 0f c00k1e anyway they are very p0l1te and reas0nable
woa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82a821e604c8.png
Godnight
Im laydow
You are awe inspawringly bad at math and I find your clawnfidence charming...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Hello human pawpulations...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As to understand human attractiveness metrics I would like you to rat @/turntechgodhead on a scale of 1-10...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Thank you fur this exploration of social sciences...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I will ask othfurs their opinions...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Oh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You certainly are some creature...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ On a scale furom 1-10 where do you rank on your species attractiveness calculations?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
And this is you in your pawfile photo?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
What are humans?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Expawnations grant rewards...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
It’s hard t♥︎ tell s♥︎metimes :/ m♥︎st ♥︎f tr♥︎ll s♥︎ciebee are… *gestures??* But hey, it keeps y♥︎u ♥︎n y♥︎ur t♥︎es, d♥︎esn’t it?
4S 1T SHOULD B3. 1F 1T H3LPS 1 ST1LL DON'T KNOW WH3N 4 HUM4N TH1NG 1S R34L OR 1F SOM3ON3'S FUCK1NG W1TH M3.
YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT DAY TO CHITT ALL OVER THE PLACE! GOOD DAY, MY FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
Of c♥︎urse!! I als♥︎ take requests, s♥︎ if y♥︎u’re craving anything in particular, sh♥︎♥︎t me a message and I’ll get t♥︎ w♥︎rk! 💛
I have n♥︎ pr♥︎bubblems giving them away :) I m♥︎stbee bake f♥︎r my friends t♥︎ begin with, but kneading d♥︎ugh is als♥︎ a nice w♥︎rk♥︎ut and helps relieve tensi♥︎n and stress. If y♥︎u’re feeling hungbee, lmk and I’ll get a make a care package, ♥︎r basket m♥︎re than likebee, t♥︎gether f♥︎r y♥︎u! :D
I realbee d♥︎n’t have need ♥︎f an IOU, but I’ve g♥︎t s♥︎me super yumbee baked g♥︎♥︎ds if y♥︎u’re feeling peckish :D . . . I bake far t♥︎♥︎ much >x>
my brother just told me he thinks i'll marry the first person who makes me a grilled cheese without having to pay them what does this even mean :c
Soldiers and kings are irrelevant. Capitalism is irrelevant. You concern for my well being is appreciated.
gonna let my cat make a post since his paws work on the phone screen Rtgbtf6yhyh yhyttgtg4 yogurt yhhyhuh7u haughty hhhhbgbybtvpr 7-Eleven 0yuyyhn
actually dave height check in i need to know how tall you guys are im 5'3 with my geta i need a list now
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
i am having a snack.
Anyone who is not at that event, do not attend. There is a highly dangerous situation going on. In many situations of stress, a persons first response is to run to the scene, but staying where you are is often the safer option if you aren't in immediate danger. If you're at the event, take cover under a stall, a bush or anything that will offer security until the threat has gone. #eridanweek
DON'T WORRY IF I KNOW ANYTHING I KNOW PROVIDENCE SEEKS TO UNDERMINE ME AT EVERY STEP AND SO YOU WILL CONTINUE TO DIE AND NOT DIE
oh wait you just said you don't know sorry.
Proud to announce @screamingPoet as an independent performer at #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP with a humorous satirical monologue on our beloved ERIDAN AMPORA! We here at Crockercorp encourage ALL religious and political creeds to gather and freely express their hearts and minds. @screamingPoet , welcome to the Crocker family.
߷ - i'M UH, BEING INFORMED THAT IT ISN'T TRAINS, BUT INSTEAD TRANS, hAPPY TRANS DAY OF vISIBILITY!!! yOU ARE PERCIEVED! 🏳️⚧️
SORRY FOR SPONT4N3OUSLY D1S4PP34R1NG 1 W4S TOO BUSY L4PP1NG 4T TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND T4ST1NG V4R1OUS THR34DS OF 1NT3RCONN3CT3D T1M3L1N3S 4ND NOT B31NG 4 V1RG1N TH4T 1 FORGOT TO LOG ON
YET ANOTHER DAY OF #ERIDANWEEK! I AM FRIGHTFUL, BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TWO DAYS IN A ROW DURING/ON/AROUND THE SAME EVENT? I STILL DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW ALL OF THAT WORKS, BUT I AM POSITIVE THAT TODAY'S FESTIVITIES WILL BE LESS #VIOLENT AND #CRIMINAL AS YESTERDAY'S! SEND POST.
jUST WON, a SEAHOOFBEAST PLUSH, aT #eRIDANwEEK, i GOT A LOT OF, tICKETS FROM THE, wHACK-AN-eRIDAN, mACHINE,
:) thank you im pretty sure no one's going to get here lol
~oh my god i’m so glad troll bruno mars is okay #relieved
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
i mean makes sense. though i eat some little fish my shark family brings me I would never want big boats to fish here they take way more fish than they need with them and they could kill my family
No silly! I watch lives thanks to my huge movie theatre!
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i honestly dont know the purpose of my lighthouse besides me living here. im literally in the middle of NOWHERE in the BERMUDA TRIANGLE like there's nothing around only some very small islands no one lives on maybe i never saw a boat here WHO needs a lighthouse around these parts #confused
I'm declaring this a planetwwide public holiday immediately.
I hope my account brings some peace and normalcy to those who need a safe space.
> HELL YEAH!!!
You Are All Incredibly Visible I Love You Guys Happy Trans Day Of Visibility. You Are Radiating Light
hApPy mOtHeR FuCkInG #tRaNsDaYoFvIsIbIlItY. i sEe aLl yOu oUt tHeRe. WaTcHiNg fRoM ThE VeNtS. hOoOoOoOoOoOnK. :o)
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
i THINK HIS, oRIGINAL NAME WAS, bURSON OR, bUNSEN, oR SOMETHING, yOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK, eRIDAN, aBOUT IT,
i THINK, iT IS IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT, wE DID NOT ACTUALLY HAVE, a tROLL bRUNO mARS, bEFORE eARTH c, tHIS ONE, mANGLED hUMAN bRUNO mARS, aND TOOK ON HIS, fORM AND PERSONALITY AND, mUSICAL STYLINGS, sO IT IS A RARE CASE OF TROLL COPYING, hUMAN RATHER THAN, tHE OTHER WAY, aROUND!
bruno mars in smash bros: oh baby it peels like, i slipped on a bananaaaaa- diddy kooooong!
i have never lost a wordle.
‡ fellas, my taǁ«eout still good if i fell asleep for liǁ«e 6 hours or am i fucǁ«ed ‡
@nyw@y I Found @ M@$$ive Mi77ipede On My W@7k Home. $he W@$ Be@utifu7 But Not Endemic To My @re@, $o I H@ve H@d To Go Get $omething To Keep Her In Unti7 @peregrineconferee C@n Come @nd Get Her. $he I$ Writhing In Her P7@$tic Pri$on.
If I Wasn’t Meant To Open Shit With My Horns Then Why Tf Are They Phillips Head Shaped
we are all ♯insects ♯groping towards something ♯terrible or ♯divine ♯btw
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What a 8eautiful world you conjure
It Prob@b7y Fee7$ Good @$ Fuck To Writhe @round When You're @ Mi77ipede
I BELIEVE IT MAY BE THAT TIME OF NIGHT ON CHITTR. I SENSE QUITE THE #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS AFOOT. SEND POST.
i am mincing my words rn just absolutely slicing and dicing the fuck out of them
every time i refresh the tl there's an0ther new strider i swear they're like c0ckr0aches.
well dam wen i get my pawz on 1 itz only rite i split it w u dawgg #sharingizcaring #bethaguduwant2cindawrld
dyin 4 a gobblefiend sammit w some grubsauce mmmm #hungrypo$$ting #foodmaxxxing