Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
earth c 23 and full of shit
the back alley shenanigans are occurring the first one to find me gets a billion bucks
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
time to see what all the fuss is about
i used to be a real piece of shit emphasis on the used to if you see any daves with their hair slicked back (not pushed back) just know theyre probably not this far in their douche recovery arc and may need a little more time thats all
cOmE on man yOU know yOU cant rEsIst the call of a gOOd sloppy stEAk
i will have enough wares in my trenchcoat for at least two or three people or does that make the demand too high damn idk ill just have stuff youll like it and ill discourage you from coming to get it #inmyownworld #math #economics
#iwantcandy but not that thing im trying to sink my teeth into the most elusive corner i can find at #eridanweek and perform trenchcoat transactions and cup ball games i hide and throw down some sick shade and you find me for the reward of my performance but i guess now that im typing it out im wondering why would i make it a mission to get found by a shit ton of jujud up jackrabbits as if hide and go seek would actually be thrilling w these people… maybe i will maybe i wont regardless i will be rolling in shit to get everyone off my trail #notreally #obviously :/ #smellsgreat
can i PLZ come 2 the shit rollin w/ u
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
i will say some of you are debbying down more than usual and its really decimating the vibe of #eridanweek
dont make me get unfunny about it dont make me reference the old text https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7740ec73b240.jpeg
i usually go against the current salmon style but im ngl currently #oilingup to #bigfata$$ and letting the stream take me https://youtu.be/6ssqofk_0z0?si=w5yrvzg3qqgcoksq
ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg
@twinarmaggetfucked is #hatingonit
the daunting task of mowing my stupid lawn is getting in between me and any z i hoped to catch thank god for earth c domestica lifestyle privileges or whatever but yardwork is a heavy cross to bear my hams and yams are begging for mercy
i am mincing my words rn just absolutely slicing and dicing the fuck out of them
my trampoline has been hijacked since i got here #notbouncingonit
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for lik£, a worthy caus£. W£ can lik£ still fight if you want
AND THATS ALL U CARE ABOUT???
roxy i promise i mourned internally for an eternity before hitting post ok a guy can only sit in sorrow for so long before ruminating on everything else hes missed out on
they fucking shot bruno mars at #eridanweek
now is a little late to tell me im supposed to have a date to #eridanweek now i have no time at all to implement the jt dogzone method
No date required. Just bring your dancing feet.
Had you pulled the stick from your rear and stowed your venomous tongue from impersonating me on the web i would have gladly made you my plus one!
im not going to make any promises i cant keep about the future but i will say your vengeful fury is a roaring fire under my ass encouraging a spotless venom-free record going forward i mean these scorches are gonna be tough to come back from tbh i might have to go to the hospital
#bouncingonit and #eridanweek with this fitspo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c289c42be0d.jpeg
holy shit vitas? is that you? i loved you in the 7th element real talk
yeah i told the tailor take that son of a bitchs swagger let me jack it and make it red
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
i always knew u were.......... <3
for like no reason in particular btw
here im gonna be jake: wow i love when a jaunty little ditty jollies my rodger and sets it ablaze yep theres nothing like some good tunage to rumble your pumpkins and slap them through the patch to be true
you are soooo right
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actually kinda spot on
its all love bro impersonation is the highest form of flattery
I can take a licking and keep on ticking but youre swiftly encroaching on block territory!
When are we as a society going to evolve beyond quoting celebrity phrases and calling it a day? We all remember when he said this.
son of a bitch youre right at this rate im going to be taking plagiaristic cheap shots even on my deathbed
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek will go a little something like this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da7bcea5ac8a.jpeg
yIPPEE!
I will lik£ g£nuin£ly lik£ fight you for this. No jok£. I n££d to b£ #bouncingonit at lik£, #£ridanw££k. I will lik£ fight you for this. Lik£, look out.
hey #imcoming babe cant wvait for you to be #bouncingonit at #eridanvweek ill see you there haha
Lik£, OMG <333 I lik£, can't wait to s££ you £ith£r lik£, OMG ;P #bouncingonit #imcoming #£ridanw££k <33
#brawlingonit at #eridanweek i expect a full fledged fandango nothing more nothing less