Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
earth c 23 and full of shit
#iwantcandy but not that thing im trying to sink my teeth into the most elusive corner i can find at #eridanweek and perform trenchcoat transactions and cup ball games i hide and throw down some sick shade and you find me for the reward of my performance but i guess now that im typing it out im wondering why would i make it a mission to get found by a shit ton of jujud up jackrabbits as if hide and go seek would actually be thrilling w these people… maybe i will maybe i wont regardless i will be rolling in shit to get everyone off my trail #notreally #obviously :/ #smellsgreat
can i PLZ come 2 the shit rollin w/ u
i used to be a real piece of shit emphasis on the used to if you see any daves with their hair slicked back (not pushed back) just know theyre probably not this far in their douche recovery arc and may need a little more time thats all
cOmE on man yOU know yOU cant rEsIst the call of a gOOd sloppy stEAk
i will say some of you are debbying down more than usual and its really decimating the vibe of #eridanweek
dont make me get unfunny about it dont make me reference the old text https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7740ec73b240.jpeg
every time i refresh the tl there's an0ther new strider i swear they're like c0ckr0aches.
why wouldnt you bask in the glory of a billion guys who struggle to listen and never shut up thats everyones dream i heard someone literally bestowed that juicy deet upon me yesterday
my trampoline has been hijacked since i got here #notbouncingonit
AND THATS ALL U CARE ABOUT???
roxy i promise i mourned internally for an eternity before hitting post ok a guy can only sit in sorrow for so long before ruminating on everything else hes missed out on
#imcoming to #eridanweek its really cool to have troll bruno mars but i heard that troll cher was also going to be making an appearance has anyone heard anything else regarding #hercoming or no?
#imcoming #yourecoming #shescoming
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. - MC Oleana
i dont understand the issue with clear communication of intent here i mean for instance if your average joe doesnt know #imcoming to #eridanweek and #bouncingonit how would they know they need to engage in elite fisticuffs to obtain a spot in line for my trampoline think of the greater good and also my entertainment here
now is a little late to tell me im supposed to have a date to #eridanweek now i have no time at all to implement the jt dogzone method
No date required. Just bring your dancing feet.
Had you pulled the stick from your rear and stowed your venomous tongue from impersonating me on the web i would have gladly made you my plus one!
im not going to make any promises i cant keep about the future but i will say your vengeful fury is a roaring fire under my ass encouraging a spotless venom-free record going forward i mean these scorches are gonna be tough to come back from tbh i might have to go to the hospital
#bouncingonit and #eridanweek with this fitspo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c289c42be0d.jpeg
holy shit vitas? is that you? i loved you in the 7th element real talk
yeah i told the tailor take that son of a bitchs swagger let me jack it and make it red
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
uh wwoww there are a lot a people here
150 little shits tagging on the caboose to #bounceonit at #eridanweek
here im gonna be jake: wow i love when a jaunty little ditty jollies my rodger and sets it ablaze yep theres nothing like some good tunage to rumble your pumpkins and slap them through the patch to be true
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its all love bro impersonation is the highest form of flattery
When are we as a society going to evolve beyond quoting celebrity phrases and calling it a day? We all remember when he said this.
son of a bitch youre right at this rate im going to be taking plagiaristic cheap shots even on my deathbed
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek will go a little something like this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da7bcea5ac8a.jpeg
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I will lik£ g£nuin£ly lik£ fight you for this. No jok£. I n££d to b£ #bouncingonit at lik£, #£ridanw££k. I will lik£ fight you for this. Lik£, look out.
hey #imcoming babe cant wvait for you to be #bouncingonit at #eridanvweek ill see you there haha
Lik£, OMG <333 I lik£, can't wait to s££ you £ith£r lik£, OMG ;P #bouncingonit #imcoming #£ridanw££k <33
#brawlingonit at #eridanweek i expect a full fledged fandango nothing more nothing less
