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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller

Please come to me with any leads. ((Dm with cases.)) I am on the case. Located at 235 West 4th Street, New York, NY. Currently.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

(OOC) 2 days ago

@detectiveMiller[DM]

(( OOC to explain a bit about Miller's world. He is in the 1960s, everything is greyscale, there are computers just more like early ones and they use typewriters instead of keyboards. He doesn't understand anything modern so he may get confused. He has never seen a color other than greyscale and will get confused if you mention other colors. Miller is inspired by https://x.com/bladesbaseee please check them out they are extremely funny. I will be updating this post and pinning it so make sure to check it out every once in awhile incase I've added a new thing or two if you really like him. ))

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

(OOC) 7 hours ago

@detectiveMiller[DM]

((ooc post to show yall wtf my friend did to my poor dog)) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1490241195065217145/Untitled1613_20260404222208.jpg?ex=69d356c4&is=69d20544&hm=b3867f4994cfc761049b8755133cba6d3406382719976f1c5521bfe5da6a988e&

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It really is unconfirmed on if I love that man or not. #millerverse #noir https://i.ibb.co/CptynkDw/image-2026-04-03-082517108.png

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@sanguineSaevitas[SS]

this escalated very quickly.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I said it was unconfirmed.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I need to strip down naked and be placed in a tub full of ice. #nsfw #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +62

Kull: +30

Total: 92

Ratio: 2.07

@insecureNature[IN]

Yes

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Not by you I would rather Barker to do that.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@insecureNature[IN]

@detectivebarker Get To It Buddy!

@detectiveBarker

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

... Curse you...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@insecureNature[IN]

Love You! Xoxo!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I can help.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Too hot.. melt... #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I do not appreciate the lies that are being spread. I do not want to marry him. Please do not tell others I do. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +111

Kull: +85

Total: 196

Ratio: 1.31

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

and the skyline isn't grey.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Y♡u’re pr♡bably just secretly planning it is all <>

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

... It is black.

↩ @cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Yes!

↩ @cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

its grey much like the rules society abides by.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Stop please.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

am i not being poetic enough?

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Yesssss!!

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I AM NOT MARRYING HIM. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +59

Kull: +30

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.97

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

NO.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

denying who you are is unbecoming of you, darling.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I AM NOT MARRYING THAT HACK.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

are you raising your voice at a lady?

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No Madam... I'm sorry madam.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

that's much better.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am never getting married to that hack. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +25

Kull: +12

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.08

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Never say never, darling.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Never.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +115

Kull: +75

Total: 190

Ratio: 1.53

@apocryphalReign[AR]

holy shit. #lovewins??

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No this is just cost efficent.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

its the price of love.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It is not love. I do not love this hack.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

what else is there to call it, darling?

@cynicalSecretary[CS]

Do I get to keep my job?

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes. You do.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Hatred.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cynicalSecretary[CS]

Okay. Then proceed.

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Fujoshi Pride

A truly rotten girl!

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@archiveAddict[AA]

kyaaa... my slice of life marriage fluff is canon! 0v0

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am not detective yaoi and there is no wedding as that is illegal! #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +26

Kull: +10

Total: 36

Ratio: 2.60

@planetaryTribulation[PT]

@barackobama we need a policy change for these lovers stat.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

He can not affect my world.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Oh... dearie me... #vagueposting #noir #millerverse #nsfw

#vagueposting #millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Did 'y- nevermind. ]

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

The answer is no.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

#WEl♡vedetectiveYa♡i

#welovedetectiveyaoi

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@sufferingGospel[SG]

✝+ The last time I talked to a detective, he smoked enough to pollute a singular alternian city. +✝

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

(OOC) 1 day ago

@detectiveMiller[DM]

(( DID YOU KNOW THIS NEW COOL AND EXCITING THING? ITS CALLED DETECTIVE YAOI FOR ONLY FOUR NIN- ))

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Barak Trollbama

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@barackObama[BO]

I didn’t realize there was #detectiveYaoi sub genre. Clearly I have much to learn.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am pleased. #noir #millerverse #nsfw

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +80

Kull: +55

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.45

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not go on my #vaguepost when I am #vagueposting.

#vagueposting #vaguepost

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

So mean to me and for what?

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am still mad.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

And why is that, darling?

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I simply can not fuck you every hour of the day.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Not with that attitude.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It is physically impossible.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

@dourMemorandum[DM]

📧 -> Are Either Of You Hiring Sincerely, Kelric Stravi

↩ @dourMemorandum[DM]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes.

↩ @dourMemorandum[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

If you're looking to be a secretary, yes.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I have never felt this exhilarated before. #millerverse #nsfw #noir #vagueposting

#vagueposting #millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +25

Total: 25

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys me mink and diamonds.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am tired of shooting him #violence #nsfw #noir #millerverse

#millerverse #violence #nsfw #noir

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

There is nothing going on with me and Detective Barker. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +83

Kull: +80

Total: 163

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

we're still on for friday? i have a lunch at bernie's before that.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

yes.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

We should change that, then, darling.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Be quiet.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You know I won't unless you make me.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Are you not satisfied?

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

don't be late. just fashionably late.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Oh, I never am.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes. Madam.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Good lord save me...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Oh... I have... I think I have found another purpose. #millerverse #noir #nsfw

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +106

Kull: +85

Total: 191

Ratio: 1.25

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I would never do such a thing. Only you.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not tease me either.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You can pretend you hate it all you want, love.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not call me that.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Sure thing, mon cher.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

... You are pushing it.

Barak Trollbama

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@barackObama[BO]

Oh? Do share, if you may.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I'm so sorry, darling.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Barak Trollbama

PEACE Elected Official

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@barackObama[BO]

Fair enough.

Kult: +5

Total: 5