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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller

Please come to me with any leads. ((Dm with cases.)) I am on the case. Located at 235 West 4th Street, New York, NY. Currently.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 40 years18.5 sweepsKult Score: 3690Kull Score: 423345 followers 53 following

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

(OOC) 9 hours ago

@detectiveMiller[DM]

((ooc post to show yall wtf my friend did to my poor dog)) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1490241195065217145/Untitled1613_20260404222208.jpg?ex=69d356c4&is=69d20544&hm=b3867f4994cfc761049b8755133cba6d3406382719976f1c5521bfe5da6a988e&

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It really is unconfirmed on if I love that man or not. #millerverse #noir https://i.ibb.co/CptynkDw/image-2026-04-03-082517108.png

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@sanguineSaevitas[SS]

this escalated very quickly.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @sanguineSaevitas[SS]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I said it was unconfirmed.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I need to strip down naked and be placed in a tub full of ice. #nsfw #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +62

Kull: +30

Total: 92

Ratio: 2.07

@insecureNature[IN]

Yes

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Not by you I would rather Barker to do that.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@insecureNature[IN]

@detectivebarker Get To It Buddy!

@detectiveBarker

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

... Curse you...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@insecureNature[IN]

Love You! Xoxo!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I can help.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Too hot.. melt... #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I do not appreciate the lies that are being spread. I do not want to marry him. Please do not tell others I do. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +111

Kull: +85

Total: 196

Ratio: 1.31

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

and the skyline isn't grey.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Y♡u’re pr♡bably just secretly planning it is all <>

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

... It is black.

↩ @cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Yes!

↩ @cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

its grey much like the rules society abides by.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Stop please.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

am i not being poetic enough?

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Yesssss!!

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I AM NOT MARRYING HIM. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +59

Kull: +30

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.97

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

NO.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

denying who you are is unbecoming of you, darling.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I AM NOT MARRYING THAT HACK.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

are you raising your voice at a lady?

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No Madam... I'm sorry madam.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

that's much better.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am never getting married to that hack. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +25

Kull: +12

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.08

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Never say never, darling.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Never.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +115

Kull: +75

Total: 190

Ratio: 1.53

@apocryphalReign[AR]

holy shit. #lovewins??

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No this is just cost efficent.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

its the price of love.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It is not love. I do not love this hack.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

what else is there to call it, darling?

@cynicalSecretary[CS]

Do I get to keep my job?

↩ @cynicalSecretary[CS]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes. You do.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Hatred.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cynicalSecretary[CS]

Okay. Then proceed.

@archiveAddict[AA]

kyaaa... my slice of life marriage fluff is canon! 0v0

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am not detective yaoi and there is no wedding as that is illegal! #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +26

Kull: +10

Total: 36

Ratio: 2.60

@planetaryTribulation[PT]

@barackobama we need a policy change for these lovers stat.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @planetaryTribulation[PT]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

He can not affect my world.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Oh... dearie me... #vagueposting #noir #millerverse #nsfw

#vagueposting #millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Did 'y- nevermind. ]

↩ @gullibleColumnist[GC]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

The answer is no.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

(OOC) 1 day ago

@detectiveMiller[DM]

(( DID YOU KNOW THIS NEW COOL AND EXCITING THING? ITS CALLED DETECTIVE YAOI FOR ONLY FOUR NIN- ))

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am pleased. #noir #millerverse #nsfw

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +80

Kull: +55

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.45

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not go on my #vaguepost when I am #vagueposting.

#vagueposting #vaguepost

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

So mean to me and for what?

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am still mad.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

And why is that, darling?

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I simply can not fuck you every hour of the day.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Not with that attitude.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It is physically impossible.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

@dourMemorandum[DM]

📧 -> Are Either Of You Hiring Sincerely, Kelric Stravi

↩ @dourMemorandum[DM]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes.

↩ @dourMemorandum[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

If you're looking to be a secretary, yes.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I have never felt this exhilarated before. #millerverse #nsfw #noir #vagueposting

#vagueposting #millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am tired of shooting him #violence #nsfw #noir #millerverse

#millerverse #violence #nsfw #noir

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

There is nothing going on with me and Detective Barker. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +83

Kull: +80

Total: 163

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

we're still on for friday? i have a lunch at bernie's before that.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

yes.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

We should change that, then, darling.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Be quiet.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You know I won't unless you make me.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Are you not satisfied?

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

don't be late. just fashionably late.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Oh, I never am.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes. Madam.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Good lord save me...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Oh... I have... I think I have found another purpose. #millerverse #noir #nsfw

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

Kult: +106

Kull: +85

Total: 191

Ratio: 1.25

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I would never do such a thing. Only you.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not tease me either.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You can pretend you hate it all you want, love.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not call me that.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Sure thing, mon cher.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

... You are pushing it.

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Oh? Do share, if you may.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I'm so sorry, darling.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Fair enough.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I will be back... I have to... shoot him again #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +20

Total: 20

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Lord... please forgive me... I stooped so... so so. so. so. low... #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +24

Total: 24

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I shot him... I did that... And nothing else. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +90

Kull: +62

Total: 152

Ratio: 1.45

@apocryphalReign[AR]

damn, only once?

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I did nothing else!

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Is that what we're calling it? Okay, sweetheart.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

...Oh lord. What have I gotten myself into.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Don't act like you didn't enjoy it.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I DID NOT.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

That's not what you said during, sweetheart.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

STOP. CALLING. ME. THAT.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Oh, but you're so cute when you're angry, sweetheart.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No I am not.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I will be shooting him to prove I do not love him. Wish my luck. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +50

Kull: +17

Total: 67

Ratio: 2.94

@omnipotentMech[OM]

iIi thiIink shootiIing hiIim iIis the most romantiIic thiIing you can do

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It is not.

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Y♡u guess really give ♡ff kismesis vibes..but g♡♡d luck !! <>

Kult: +5

Total: 5