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oh, darling, don't you get into a tizzy. i appreciate how much you care. cheers to you wish a girl well.
sometimes i tire of his droning about business. i wish i could flick cigarette ashes to show my distaste. #noir #millerverse
https://i.imgur.com/hAc5QTn.png More basedness.
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man smoking makes a girl tired... might pass out soon... might not... #substances
:33< teach fish a day :33< fish fur a life! :33< life a fish a teach! :33< fish fur a day! :33< thats how hit goes im sure!
I am going to do something I regret. #millerverse #noir
its grey much like the rules society abides by.
YEEEAAHHHHH BUDDY
denial may be a long river in egypt, but miller-darling knows better. manners are always afforded to a lady. https://files.catbox.moe/0k41t9.jpg #noir #millerverse
((Sometimes I consider another account but alas I am a one trick pony))
that's much better.
HΔ.. His last αΉ amΔ is hyphΔαΉ atΔd. Θ―h my gΘ―g
the detectiive waantss me to posst hole... httpss://mediiaa4.giiphy.com/mediiaa/v1.y2lkptzjmdliiotuyogfnogfxetvybmvknzr2bnpkzxy5m25xyzv5emxrcmfsszno0njhssnsszlcd12mv9naawzzx3nlyxjjaaczjdd1n/ghl7ywzbut8kq/giiphy.giif
I $7eep In One Night @nd I W@ke Up @nd The Detective$ @re Fucking @nd @7$o The Jorker I$ Here Now He77o? I$ @nybody Out There? #n$fw
haate thiiss chiitt iif you dont waant me to posst hole.
There is so much of the Yaoi happening between kismesis on my timeline right now. I am sure Rankmaid is pleased.
my pages bring all the bodies to the forest
My, oh my. #millerverse #noir
i just fuckin got here wwhat do you mean places already crashin
οΏ£\ she chittr on my ing till i crash and die forever /οΏ£
tsk tsk tsk. #vagueposting #millerverse #noir
I am the happiest I've ever been.
Chittr! 2tay with m3 buddy :(
pppl please stop crashing chittr i hhave an addiction yo u cant do this to me please
come on chittr hang in there. i need to get my fix of being annoying online.
Thereβs Two, Dark, Tall, And Mysterious Detectives Now?
it is a tragedy that miller-darling will miss our engagement. i'll have to bill barker-darling for the time taken. #noire #millerverse
anyway i volunteer my bartending services to the detective yaoi wedding also @effervescentbattery i need you brainstorming on a ship name cuz
ThΔ.. ThΔ thiαΉ gs thΔsΔ dΔtΔctivΔs arΔ sayiαΉ g tΘ― ΔachΘ―thΔr- I am I am hΘ―t uαΉ dΔr thΔ cΘ―llar at my dΔsk I. WhΔrΔ is my rival whΔαΉ I αΉ ΔΔd Θ―αΉ Δ. #αΉ sfw
β+ I dont know what sexual pleasure feels like because I have not had sex. #nsfw. +β
β+ The last time I talked to a detective, he smoked enough to pollute a singular alternian city. +β
(( https://southpark.wiki.gg/images/Hardly-boys.png ))((unfortunately all I can think of now))
// I do try so hard to get a giggle or maybe even a guffaw out of the masses.
I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.
β+ I suppose human genitals are unique. +β
D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23
I didnβt realize there was #detectiveYaoi sub genre. Clearly I have much to learn.
Not that I am complaining. Just surprised.
β+ What are the dectectives detecting? +β
Th3r3'2 mor3 than on3 of th323 d3t3ctiv32????? Thi2 i2 g3tting out of hand..
I didnβt realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
// i am asking ooc to chill with the mediating and pitying stuff LOL -bows- it's a bit much
Nothing will ever be the same. #vagueposting #millerverse #noir
Chittr 2truggl3 bu2 today
money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys me mink and diamonds.
ii aam iignoriing them becaausse they cleaarly waant me.
the gay-me of cat and mouse continues. just kiss, darling. #millerverse #noir
don't be late. just fashionably late.
Fair enough.
No worry. You do not need to.
I think I need to be shot again. #violence #nsfw #millerverse #noir
m3n 4r3 so p4th3t1c. 1 lov3 1t. #nsfw?
Like this post for attention? Idk.
More like... Eridan *weak*... Send chit? Yeah okay send chit.
Yβ‘u guess really give β‘ff kismesis vibes..but gβ‘β‘d luck !! <>
honestly i have no clue what is up on the grander chittrsphere (i am coining that.) anymore. congratulations on the detective yaoi. or my condolences. whichever of the two is more befitting.
D --> Do not allow the actions of others to distract you from what is important Detective D --> If there is a crook you will stop them, won't you
do you thiIink miIiller or barker tops #miIillerverse
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
The man does protest.
ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land. that you understand #lyrichour
SΘ― truΔ DΔtΔctivΔ... SΘ― absΘ―lutΔly truΔ...
I αΉ ΔΔd what thΔy havΔ. ImmΔdiatΔly. Right αΉ Θ―w.
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs π @barackObama π @archiveAddict and πΈ @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ πβ¨
ArΔ... ArΔ.. .... ArΔ twΘ― Θ―ldΔr αΉ iΘ―r DΔtΔctivΔs pitch flirtiαΉ g Θ―αΉ my timΔliαΉ Δ... I dΘ―αΉ 't... I dΘ―αΉ 't kαΉ Θ―w if I caαΉ Δxist Θ―αΉ this platfΘ―rm much lΘ―αΉ gΔr.
Good d4y 4ll. 1 h4v3 f1n1sh3d my r3ports, 4nd 1 h4v3 b33n 4n outst4nd1ng 3x4mpl3 of 4 L3g1sl4c3r4tor. 4s th3 b3st on3, of cours3. 1 w1ll g1v3 t1ps on how you c4n SO m33t my l3v3l.
YoΡ;ll get them one night: don;t worrY ;)
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
(( genuinely enjoying being a background character in detective yaoi <3 <3 ))
Let's see if you're a better shot than you are detective.
You know what? I could have made worse mistakes last night. I still make some pretty bad ones. But I could have done worse.
1 fuck1ng 4d0r3 g1r. L0v3 th4t l1ttl3 gr33n guy.
ARRIAR β "Haven't seen a good noir quad in a long time... hats off to them."
detectiIive yaoiIi on my feed? https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/gemalert.png
((I might be taking a mental health day idk maybe not we'll see if family dinner makes me feel better, i really just don't know, if you liked my drawing my alt account @cawingScarecrows is hosting art request that I'll get to when i feel better, this is usually where i post my goofy thoughts and shit but i feel just god awful and hopeless and even my dark humour wouldn't be funny rn so I'll annoy or make y'alllaugh tomorrowor whenever I feel better maybe tonight maybe in a few days, shit is just really bad rn and I'msorry for suck a downer ooc post before possibky dissappearing for a bit))
KNEW IT. β‘k..I was trying tβ‘ get him tβ‘ be nicer but seems yβ‘uβre intβ‘ that sβ‘ Iβll step β‘ff #nβ‘t-kinkshaming
Perhaps a brooding walk will set right your mood.
I should get back to my roots, dust off my brotherβs old turntable just like old times
Yeah rivals can be like that!! Yβ‘uβre a way better detective than him sβ‘ dβ‘nβt wβ‘rry
ARRIAR β "Not my case, not my trail."
((In the #Millerverse Rival detective, very Sherlock Holmes coded. CW for drugs, violence, other related topics.
This is the part where he Jeff the Kills you.
If someone asks if you've seen their socks, don't fall for it. It is likely a ruse and distaction.
((This fandom is a fucking nightmare. π
pussy so fat its looking like a loaded roast beef sandwich #nsfw
π- TOSSING BARRELS AT THE AMPORIUM GIFT SHOP AND I SEE SOME CRACKS FORMING!!! #ERIDANWEEK
The real pages we found are the friends we made along the way.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- βπππππ ππππ₯π₯ + π₯π£πππ€π‘ππ£ππππͺ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ooc account: @kingGreed (all accounts there) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, my name is Greed! I'm a grown adult! I wanted to have this up on my page, specifically here, to set boundaries that I know not everyone will see, but if something occurs, it's there. Be aware, I block liberally, if I think you're being overly aggressive @ me or cronus, excessive hating at me or him for quite literally no reason, I'll just block! This isn't personal, I know how much I'm willing to tolerate! Please keep in mind I am a real person, as funny as it is for you to interact with OOC posts IC or hate them IC or OOC, that's immature and childish. If my post is OOC, I expect it to be treated as such. You will be blocked; any hate-only accounts will be blocked. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
its find my pages friday
Why do apologies make me f33l like I regret them after.
Ms. Samuels signing on during brunch. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/76/29/1576294eb03c2bcbf89dc830ecc4ef44.jpg
Leather ith uthually graded by the texture. Tho a cow with an abundance of water would be 'A' rated While a cow with a lack of water would be 'D' hide rated
PΔrhaps fΘ―r thΔ right pricΔ... αΉ AH JUST KIDDIαΉ ! :Dc My DMS ARΔ ALWAYS Θ―PΔαΉ !
((OOC pinned post. This character is part of @detectiveMiller 's universe. She's a secretary (obviously). She's more cynical than anything, knowing how much bad there is in the world. She's a massive flirt, however. She doesn't mean it when she does. She's just having fun. She can almost always be seen with a cigarette and a glass of wine.
Something more pleasant to discuss: do you have a favorite tea? If so what kind?
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
β’α΄₯- all is forgiven, sweetness. -βΏ- -α΄₯β’
:33 < i didn't choose the pimp life. :33 < the pimp life chose me.
day 4 no hat. im dying.
It's okay, most of the time I flirt it's me being silly. Don't worry.
whatever you say mysterious detective guy.
Looks normal to me.
IαΉ maαΉ y ways it wΘ―uld sΔΔm. I am vΔry glad ://)c
I.. I agrΔΔ.
i think callin me a good boy would fix me. #itwont #nsfw
https://youtu.be/bQlpDiXPZHQ?si=HgBcTDl6oMgNy88A&t=28
goddamn ok.
Guess who went to bed at a decent hour for once in her life? Teehee.
I realize that now. I made an error. Anyway, men are very abundant.
1 w1ll only br13fly b3 4tt3nd1ng #3r1d4nW33k ton1ght to p4trol, but w1ll b3 h4v1ng oth3r dut13s to 4tt3nd to 4ft3r.
βοΈnothing pleases me more than to have my account acknowledged by any number of sophisticated and physically keen superiors.βοΈ βοΈTOWERING ABOVE ME ON THE CORPORATE LADDER, WHERE THEY SHOULD LITERALLY ALWAYS BEβοΈ
KAR'S BIRD OF THE DAY - DAY 2: THE COMMON RAVEN! SCIENTIFICALLY NAMED "CORVUS CORAX", RAVENS ARE A SLEEK, ALL-BLACK PASSERINE BIRD KNOWN FOR BEING THE SECOND LARGEST PASSERINE BIRD ALONGSIDE THE THICK-BILLED RAVEN. THEY CAN LIVE UP TO ~23 YEARS IN THE WILD, BUT THEIR LIFESPAN IS USALLY SHORTER THAN THIS. COMMON RAVENS MATE FOR LIFE, WITH EACH BONDED PAIR DEFENDING THEIR OWN TERRITORY. THE COMMON RAVEN IS AN OMNIVORE, COMMONLY FEASTING ON GRAIN, BERRIES, CARRION, SMALL ANIMALS, AND NESTING BIRDS. RAVENS ARE INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT - THEY CAN MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH AND SOLVE PUZZLES! HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1488719961231855688/1489615584235749386/300SZRV.PNG?EX=69D1101F&IS=69CFBE9F&HM=7850C04A5164F4EFBAB5D756DCB56E09D9514433DC9A0EBBC5DA437EEA9F124D&
I thiαΉ k I waαΉ t him.. aαΉ d I waαΉ t tΘ― bΔ him...
I havΔ a vΔry hard timΔ cΘ―αΉ taiαΉ iαΉ g mysΔlf. Basically yaαΉ kiαΉ g Θ―αΉ my cΘ―llar. My..GΘ―..g....
LifΔ is...WΘ―w... https://cdαΉ .imgchΔst.cΘ―m/filΔs/8ΔΔ90fa8617Δ.gif
:33 < Your honor is met with ours!! Mew s33m like a real rough n tumble type, mister. Always good to have loose canon on mewre side~
Θ―h my gΘ―g...
:33 < Then mew know the joys of being an investigative purrnalist!! Welcome to the club!
:33 < H33h33, yesss. It's always exciting when mew get attention on a cute photo!!! X3
Hhhh Θ―kay TΘ―tally, YΔs. Thats AwΔsΘ―mΔ I will.. YΔs. HavΔ all Θ―f my CigarΔttΔs :)c
guess i can try that.
..YΘ―u caαΉ bΘ―rrΘ―w sΘ―mΔ Θ―f miαΉ Δ. I likΔ. I kΔΔp thΔm bΔcausΔ. CΘ―Θ―l αΉ iΘ―r DΔtΔctivΔs smΘ―kΔ thΔm aαΉ d likΔ.. I likΔ that aαΉ d I waαΉ t tΘ― bΔ that but its hard Θ―αΉ my luαΉ gs sΘ― I dΘ―αΉ 't rΔally partakΔ- Im alsΘ― αΉ Θ―t surΔ why I kΔΔp typiαΉ g
((Chittr has given me Homestuck dreams that were also weird. One was a less evil Caliborn raising a child that may have been Dirk? Also there was one where Aradia had a child that was kidnapped and superhero shit was going on. Look what youβve done to my brain.
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I am haviαΉ g a.. Hard TimΔ bΔiαΉ g... VaguΔ abΘ―ut hΘ―w.. Uh. CΘ―Θ―l aαΉ d.. Uh AlluriαΉ g sΘ―mΔ.. Uh prΘ―filΔs arΔ Θ―αΉ hΔrΔ
i ran out of tylenol, fuck me.
TRYING TO GET MY WORK DONE. BUT IM DISTRACTED BY ALL THE PRETTY PEOPLE IN MY TIMELINE. TODAYβS BLOG WILL BE LATE. #NSFW #LATE #QUITBEINGHOT
I do not desire you in any romantic sense; my aim is solely to illumin8te and guide others, sharing the knowledge I have amassed over the centuries.
...YΘ―ur... SuspΔαΉ dΔrs.. LΘ―Θ―k vΔry fiαΉ Δ...
You're welcome. I give great advice.
It's th'... Phenomenemum? I dunno. Thingy. Of wanting what ya can't have.
amaziin thank you..
3833 < You can also tag yourself as a MLEM! > 3833 < It means men loving men. > 38DD
Hm. I think I get what ya mean, an' it might be worrth statin' that in yerr posts? But ya can't stop them lookin', and ya can't stop them frrom noticin' ya look nice. 's just unforrtunate ferr them that they ain't what yerr lookin' nice ferr. They don't gotta post so openly 'bout it, 'specially beyond a norrmal compliment, but some folks ain't always polite online.
// Fefeta doesn't use hate reacts because she is a tenderheart. However, she is a believer in number go up.
=>>Γkay sΓΈ either dΓΈn't pΓΈst it at all ΓΈr get sΓΈMe really tight leather pants and a cap and pΓΈse like trΓΈll freddie Mercury and that shΓΈuld dΓΈ the trick...ΓΈr especifically label yΓΈur phΓΈtΓΈs as fΓΈr Men ΓΈr shΓΈw things that wΓΈMen dΓΈn't like like uhM idk i dΓΈn't date wΓΈMen either>>>
Much to think about, thank you for your time. I would give you a treat of cigarette if I could.
B33 < shoutout to confetti the bug eater B33 < thats such a great name fur a kittycat B33 < i named mine "the antithesis" and i think the lil thing hates me fur it
ii need you people twwo boo2t my kull 2core iit2 unbeliievvably loww.. ii need twwo beat out the davve human..
Greetings again my amassed followers and brutish cult. I will be taking office calls today regarding the most recent Felt development.
3833 < Just you wait for the transuniversal track tech! >
:33 < I may take a days long sabatical to reclawver after last night.. what a day! I will be here to chat as much as any of mew would like though :3 Purrhaps Ill even post something suggestive..
Hate for trolls has both platonic casual and romantic meanings. I would elaborate, but it is not my specialty. I think Erisolsprite is generally on the casual platonic end of the hate spectrum and does not want to shag everyone he reacts to.
3833 < I am immune to being ragebaited because I just do not have time! > 3833 < There's THINGS to do! >
ooc // is there anything like a discord server for people on this site? would be fun to chat to people here out of character
I have the opportunity to visit the library today. I am most excited as being in my current dingy office building is bland. James, the accountant, has yet again left a box of chocolates on my desk. I have yet again poured the same amount of sugar into his gas tank.
There are people who only wish to take from this world, there is no reason for it other than they know they can.
Yesterday was quite exciting. I hope today will be even more fruitful.
I assure you, most anniversaries are seldom this chaotic. At least the ones I arrange! Though, in fairness, I cannot claim prior attendance at one quite like this. Still, you will soon o8serve a distinct cultural divide. There are, 8roadly speaking, two kinds of trolls, those who origin8te from Alternia, and those who hail from 8eforus.
... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
uuuhh alright. have fun with that.
honksho3 dud3! 1'll l34v3 th3 cr1m3-solv1ng to you 4nd old3r m3 lm4ooo. >8P
Well, I would not go so far as to call it torture. It is 8etter understood as a recurring occasion, one that, for reasons unknown, has come to or8it a particular individual. As a tale is told throughout the dream8u88les, there exists a small legend. That on one nota8le evening in 'March', a certain altern8te of Eridan discovered a sense of freedom in adopting more traditionally feminine attire. This event in turn, is said to 8e commemor8ted as its anniversary.
g000000d evening every0ne~! iβm awake n0w cx
Good news! The Wii Forecast Channel is still online. Bad news is, it hasn't been updated for a few months on account of the whole death-of-the-world thing.
mmup...
wh4t 1s up g4m3rz????? slow t1m3 4t th1s t1m3!! >8]
gββd night my fellβw alternians and βthers! i sincerely hβpe everyβne is well rested! :W
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Don't forget personhood. (In the same way I would normally say humanity).
B33 < this place can be 33rily quiet in the morning B33 < i suppawse the horny people havent gotten out of bed yet
If your profession is to provide medical care, then meeting vulnerable coldbloods with cruelty in a weakened state because you hate them because of their blood, is a profound failure of that duty. It reinforces societies message of the world where openness is unsafe. Over time, that experience hardens into a defense, which is exactly why coldbloods have more impenetrable exteriors meant to prevent further injury and otherwise less acceptance to trusting people. You are actively feeding the cycle of distrust. You are not a 'rebel' because you abuse people. Abuse is the song of the system you claim to be against, and yet you perpetuate it all the same. #vagueposting
pLEASE LISTEN, tO THIS NICE MAN THEY, aRE NOT VERY EXPENSIVE,
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
Iβd kill for a 8urger right now.
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Nice. I'm usually just in th' half awake state perrsonally
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Enjoy, my friend. ============================================ USER HAS BEEN GRANTED 2 SLICES TO THEIR SYLLADEX OR INVENTORY OF USE! ============================================
3833 < Good morning, did you know grubs can jump? >
I can assure you, Mr. Detective, you will not be removed from any city for your sexuality as long as I am around. Freedom is the backbone of our nation.
It is a rainy light in my bubble, no better time than to spend it indoors cooking. I had to make three of these to accomodate the people here, but if you haven't had breakfast then this is your sign to eat. ============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 24 X SLICE OF CHICKEN PITHIVIER > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
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iIi thiIink theres somethiIing wrong wiIith me mentally
Nah yerr all good! I know humans c'n have a whole thing about it, but ferr trrolls it ain't a big deal.
I'm turning in fo+r the day. To+ mo+st o+f yo+u: go+o+d wo+rk with yo+ur lines. To+ the rest: maybe fo+cus yo+ur attentio+n o+n o+ther appro+aches.
Heheβ¦ Alright I Am Done! I Won. I Shall Go Kick Rocks. Iβll Be Back Eventually Though! Donβt Forget About Me!
14 follow3r2 away from 100 and 1k kull away from 10k l3t'2 gooooo Good numb3r2 to 3nd th3 night on
are you a vault? because i closed the door and can't get out, help.
are you a bicycle? because i skinned my knee trying to climb on top of you. #nsfw ?
...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!
The normal and healthy things I would do to have a nice dinner with caviar and a very healthy amount of #substances including those human cigarettes because they look cool, that cool violet-rust colored liquid that looks tasty, and perhaps some faygo if iβm feeling adventurous
<body> ** lowkey a lame ass noir film, but alright. do i get a medal. </body>
Hello there short, pale, and relatively average
Im not into watching 2un23t2, but id lov3 to watch you go down #n2fw
when itβs raining but not heavy rain, soft rain and the street is dark and no one is out for the night all that lights you up as you walk past is the street lamps
can ii caTTch a break 4 TThe fiir2TT TTiime iin my enTTiire liife
hey giirl are you iin2omniia becau2e you keep me up all niighTT TTo22iing and TTurniing #help
Good night, my friends and my enemies, may you dream soundly or burn in hell respective of my estimation of your character
I Gβ‘T THE DETECTIVE AS MY Mβ‘IRAIL. SUCK IT. ALL β‘F Yβ‘U.
If you w3r3 a v3g3tabl3 you would b3 a cut3cumb3r
Interesting⦠((ooc: Truly Fascinating, Homegirl Is So Modernized, She Got Not One Clue On What To Do With Tht Loll))
Crazy. No p3n, no pap3r, but you 2till draw all my att3ntion
Are you paperwork? because iβd do you for hours and still not be paid a livable wage #nsfw #pleasegivemearaise #thegasprices #groceriesarentcheap #pleasemanagerineedthis
even without A fA<e, you Are surely A hAndsome fellow. might <ontA<t for your dete<tive servi<es one dAy deAr humAn.
oh boy its gonna take you a hot minute to get caught up to speed i fear
I'll tell you what- If I find a way off this planet, I'll meet you. I promise that. :]
[|||] i'll try to come up with like, one pickup line just to satisfy the chittr vibes,,, ahem,,, your hands remind me of a necklace, the way i think they'd look so good around my neck~ #nsfw
I Swear Someone Stole The Stars From The Sky And Put Them In Your Eyes.
haha funny number https://i.imgur.com/cFnfvJv.png
pick up lines im bad at those hey boy do you like weird bitches with fat asses hey hello let me bounce on it thx #nsfw
Only lines i currently have witnessed involved 5 grams
2 sweeps of lawschool and all i got was a mug saying "WORLDS OKAYIST AUTIST"
I would love to especially at the first of the month
H3r32 a cla22ic Do you b3li3v3 in lov3 at fr2t 2ight? Or 2hould I walk by again?
I Was Going To Say Something Really Sweet About You. But When I Saw You, I Became Speechless.
I will say, it has been interesting seeing more of your kind pop up here as well. I am also excited to learn more about your kind, too.
Its rather abnormal if you ask me how this site even works across time and space
I Hope You Like Bad Boys, Because I Sure Am Bad... At Everything.
A porcelain doll, perfect, pretty, and prim Brush her hair, dress her in silk and lace. Devotion is conditional, compassion is the interim One moment it is strong, then gone without a trace. Harsh handling, withering words, deserted and discarded She does not not break, she'll only harden. Aching and alert, grieving and guarded. Too distant to be heard, her mind is the warden. #poetry #echochamber
#nowplaying #lyrics https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3daaY6r0Gw&si=GgSdCIdT3miMCbSW
LAST DUMBSHIT IMPULSE POST I MAKE BEFORE I LOG THE HELL OFF. IF I WAKE UP TO 1000 KULT (NOT FUCKING HAPPENING), I'LL POST SPHERES.
((i may have made the worst fucking quirk to look at on this site ever. i love it tbh. this account exists MOSTLY just to post music fyi.))
And I, in turn, appreciate your compliment. But I do not consider myself necessarily more mature than anyone else; Merely open to that which I do not already know.
8=D < Did you know that horses can swim? Despite how heavy they are, their lungs are so large that they are buoyant-- enough that they stay afloat and may paddle around. Neighh! 8=)
I am often asked if I could forgive even the Empress herself for her part in the suffering of our people. What I think we should be asking, instead, is whether the Empress is capable of redemption. Yes. A thousand times yes. I believe that there is no troll beyond redemption. Were the Empress to walk up to me and ask for guidance in trying to be better, who would I be to deny her that? But she has to want it. We have to want it. You have to want it. That is the difference, the defining factor, at the end of the night. We cannot save those who dig their heels in and refuse to be saved.
β DID YOU KNOW? Forces can only oppose each other if they want to! Β© SBURB 2009
β^. .^ββ Yayy eat Mr. mysSSSstery man!~
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Its likΒ£, in my bio I likΒ£ think?? <33 OMG!! LikΒ£, to bΒ£ fair im not likΒ£ OLD. LOL.
This Concerns Me #concerned
Your Logic Is Sound Detective, But Yet I Hope That Your Logic Does Not Hold Up.
D --> There is no song more melancholic in my opinion than the pleading tones of Jacque Brel's Ne Me Quitte Pas D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6r0TP4FBI D --> But I am forever partial to Yves Montand's greatest masterpiece Les Feuilles Mortes D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo1C6E7jbPw D --> Which is demonstrated aptly by Serge Gainbourg's reminiscent longing for that very song and it's effect on his lover in La Chanson De Prevert D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DeA8FPqWwc
The harpsichord is such an underrated and underutilized instrument, truly. It has such a unique sound for a stringed instrument. And it pairs so wonderfully with a cello. #echochamber
Music sure is something these days. Are we just not doing power ballads anymore? :(
I'm terribly prone to inane ramblings, I'm afraid. I may make my own tag for people to block at their leisure. I understand much of what I say is uninteresting to third parties, especially without context. Perhaps #echochamber would suffice?
D --> When I searched for that song I got Michael Buble and that made me very very %
D --> Sorry that means Cross D --> I am angry
Mmm. It is always when I'm waxing philosophical or poetic that I say more than I likely should. Sometimes I fear reticence is a skill that has been waning over the years. #rambling
Alas, The Respectable Mysterious Detective, I Must Bury This In The Archives That Way When I Die In Like 10 Sweeps From A Tragic Accident, They Can Go Through My Body Of Work And Discover It Then And Publish It In A Compilation Album Of My B Sides.
C4UGHT MYS3LF CH1RP1NG 4T 4 LUSUS 3GG 1 FOUND 1N TH3 WOODS SO 1 GU3SS TH4T K1ND OF 3XPL41NS WHY 1'V3 B33N F33L1NG OFF.
Oh That Day Is Today
I Have Written A Song About The Woes Of Group Meowing In A Dog Eat Cat World, And Also My Friends The Horses And The Spidermoth Beast. I Will Not Be Sharing It With Any Of You.
D --> May hit the hay a bit earlier tolight
being called young at this stage is a new one.
Your consideration is much appreciated, Mx. Miller, but I already have a career. I am no stranger to stress, I should think. I've been managing my career as a performer for about 6 or so years now. I don't know that I would say my outlook on life is particularly dark, but as a Doom player, I imagine my perspective is skewed. Still, thank you very much. While I am not in need of a career, I am almost always open to conversation should you wish.
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alrite u bitches im fukin tired so im goin to sleep ;o seeya hoes <3 ;P
I can only hope so, but I can't see I've seen many examples of such. Perhaps such a worldview would at least encourage more optimism in the future, though.
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Anyway. Back To My Regularly Scheduled Meowing. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow Meow.
I'm Gonna Start Blocking Dogs Who Bark In My Meowing Zone >>:{ I Respect 1 Big Dog And None Of You Are Him </3
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Heartfelt apologies to all who saw my previous post before I could tag it. My mind is a little fuzzy right now.
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
It seems I have found my way there. One moment.
I lijeu itbhere. Everyknd is sp present. Sonevpeople are nice. Too. I lijr posting. #substances #slimeposting
IT IS !!! NOT !!! GAY TO KISS YOUR HOMIES BECAUSE WHY THE MOTHERFUCK DO YOU CARE??? !!! KISS YOUR HOMIES GOD DAMN IT !!!
(( I have no way of explaining the bit, Mysterious Detective, and I'm sorry ))
appar3ntly i 2hould b3 glad i dipp3d outta 3ridanw33k 3arly LMAO
guys yaois r reel....
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((FUN FACT: KAR HAS WINGS IN HIS GOD-TIER! THEY'RE JUST SMALL. HE'S ESSENTIALLY FLIGHTLESS.))
TThank you deTTecTTiive. ii owe you my 2aniiTTy
Thank you very much, Mx. Miller. I look forward to your findings.
It is a bit intimiXating! / I think I will try to look for more cool pictures, I unXerstanX that part. \ I can maybe finX some to sketch for my matesprit /
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#nowplaying - Ainβt That A Kick In The Head - Troll Dean Martin
PRESSING THIS BUTTON IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO FOR YOUR SANITY. IF THERE'S A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU TO PRESS THIS BUTTON, TO SEE HOW BAD IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT VOICE. YOU NEED TO KILL THAT VOICE. NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OF PRESSING THIS BUTTON. #VAGUEPOST https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/Screenshot-2026-04-02-231517.png
:33 < pawlways a good thing to have humor :33 :33 < i appurreciate mew!
:33 < h33h33 thanks fur giving me a chuckle! meow meow
X Anyone wanna go line for line with me? #substance x
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oh th4nk you mister detective!!!! yes,,,, the deepest p4rt,,,, where no light d4res to stir. ignore the r4in8ow p4int co4ting the c4ve w4lls.... i''''m sure it''''s nothing to worry 48out~~~~
Truly, you do important work. May all your investigations prove fruitful.
oh,,,, woe is me!!!! won''''t some8ody help me FIND my missing m8sprit???? she''''s lost in the d4rkest tunnels of the 8rooding c4verns!!!!
Godspeed, detective.
THANK YOU DETECTIVE BUT I KNOW WHERE MY HATRED LIVES
GAH EVER SINCE THAT ROSE LALONDE BITCH OPENING UP HER GAPING MAW HATING JUST DOESN'T GIVE ME THE SAME CLICK OF PLEASURE BRAIN CHEMICALS ANYMORE. PERHAPS I AM TEMPORARILY OUT OF HATRED TO SPARE
No one came forward a8out the arson, a pity. #eridanweek
did chittr actually break again or is the problem me?
D --> I wouldn't want to lead you on a case that'd get you killed D --> I'll be in touch if I have something for you
get me a full e nglish breakfast and a ciggarete