Davepeta Strijon
@technicolorCataphasia
B33 < davepeta, god tiered and not a spirrite anymore, whats up? (the stuff i post and my pfp were all made by me)
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
(=\>.</=) F33ls like one big Strider-Leijon reunion in this bitch. Honestly? It. F33ls. Great. #Livingthedream
B33 < heading to a sl33pover at nepetas B33 < huge chance the whole thing will devolve into endless meowing halfway through
#nowplaying Kali Uchis - Labios Mordidos (ft. KAROL G) https://open.spotify.com/track/5ycn8M0WNGedabDuaH9mQT?si=aBtexISpQ4ekKOP6dp85YA
B33 < just got a second degr33 burn on my forearm B33 < i shouldnt be allowed near kitchens
if you nEEd hElp cooking, i can hElp!
Davepeta , knowing from personal, one half of you was never allowed in the same house as a kitchen for good reason This is very much on you
B33 < man i k33p fumbling it #vagueposting
B33 < shoutout to confetti the bug eater B33 < thats such a great name fur a kittycat B33 < i named mine "the antithesis" and i think the lil thing hates me fur it
B33 < @twwiinAquariium can you chill for a mewnute man? B33 < im trynna have a good time here B;33 < you can join me if you want
ii"m doiin wwhat ii u2ually do.. ii"m iincrediibly chiill actually..
#nowplaying #lyrics Moonlight - Kali Uchis B33 < i just wanna get high with my lover B33 < veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo kiss kiss B;** B33 < looking dolly i, think i may go out tonight B;33 < i just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight https://open.spotify.com/track/0JmnkIqdlnUzPaf8sqBRs3?si=OmSiV8VSR82UnGhM9GrEoQ
B33 < this place can be 33rily quiet in the morning B33 < i suppawse the horny people havent gotten out of bed yet
You missed a rather nota8le surge of so-called “pick-up artistry” that unfolded a few hours ago. The atmosphere was amorously charged far earlier than scheduled. If anything, you are l8te.
B33 < aw man, i can believe i missed out on this B33 < it would have b33n the purrfect oppurrtunity to show some of my moves
B33 < *tc is having a minor breakdown over a dinner invitation B33 < *tc knows johns hot grandma will be there and they think shes kinda intimidating man what the hell will i even do, i dont know how to use all those tiny spoons and the dessert fork, why would anyone n33d a fork specifically fur desserts this is dumb B33 < i mean, *tc thinks this is dumb as hell but they will go anyway. *
Aight I got you So your desert fork and your desert spoon are the ones above the plate next your glasses, then left to right it goes salad and dinner fork, dinner knife, soup spoon
B33 < holy shit, youre a lifesaver B33 < let me write all this down on my hand
#nowplaying Kali Uchis - Muévelo B33 < thinking about kissing girls https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4cGLwwYFzGA
B33 < took a nap and now im ready fur d&d night
B33 < my two halves had to reach a compurromise somehow B33 < and now im playing a rapper bard who can also turn into a cat (grabbed a few druid levels)
B33 < taking some pics of my pecs B33 < might post them later tonight B;33
:33< yeahhhhh!!! :33< looking furward to it!!!
B33 < having both troll and humans social contexts in my pan has only served me to make me twice as confused by innuendo on the daily B33 < if you wanna make out with me you should purrobably just straight up ask
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WANNA MAKE OUT?
B33 < too sl33py to type purroperly
B33 < woah, people s33m to really like my butt
:33 < mew have a nice plump grabbable butt! what can i say!
:33< im an ass troll what can i say!
IT IS PRESENTED SO SCARED AND DEMURE I ALMOST PITY YOUR ASS
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
so hot... and cute... dunno how you do 1t haha.
B33 < i mean in the end, its all basic math B33 < cute + cute = cute as hell B;33
B800~ < goddamn!! B33 < so furicking glad I suggested this hehehe
B33 < honestly? i wasnt expawcting this place to be so horny when i furst joined B33 < im not complaining
You're welcome.
B33 < and obviously youd be a big purrt of this BPP < i should have s33n it coming a mile away
BX33 < litterally the first time ive posted horny! lmeow my ass off
B33 < furgive me but im still thinking about that picture B33 < had no idea i looked so good furom behind...
B33 < camera timepurr and a couple mirrors are your furiend!! B//33 < ty though B;33 < meowbe you should try that pose with your fairy wings!
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
>>| you remind me .of that pesky human clones with sunglasses too. but you're the cooler version.
B33 < jegus jade you cant just say stuff like that... x33 < youre killing my cool guy purrsonality
B33 < a win for one davepeta is a win for every davepeta throughout the multiverse