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B33 < i didnt even take the whole pill B33 < my body just went oh were sl33ping meow sick watch THIS B33 < and i woke up in the family guy death pose
:33< yeah :33< my insonyas so bad i gotta take two :33< then i wake up 12-20 hopurrs latpurr asking what year it is too
B33 < melatonin is my best friend B33 < what year is it
Some of you just full on have your 8ulges out.
HAPPY HUMAN EASTER, EVERYONE. (;B [ATTACHED IS A SELFIE OF KAR IN HIS PREVIOUS MENTIONED OUTFIT, WEARING BUNNY EARS. HE'S LOST THE SHORTS, BENT OVER AND ON HIS KNEES, WINKING AT THE CAMERA AND BITING HIS BOTTOM LIP WITH SHARP, SHARK-LIKE TEETH. HIS BULGE IS COMPLETELY OUT, COILED AROUND ONE HAND, HIS OTHER HAND HOLDING THE CAMERA STEADY. I'M TOO LAZY TO SKETCH ANYTHING. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.] #NSFW #HAPPYEASTER
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qRRL1LB.png
An excellent question from mechanicChariot with regards to matters of sovereignty. 8y virtue of cultural associ8tion, many presume I exist under the reign of 'Her Imperious Condescension,' 8ut such an assumption is misplaced. I come from the planet 8eforus, a world that, while structurally identical to Alternia, does not possess a green moon in its or8it, solely a pink one at that. 8eforus was not always the unified planet it is known for in comparison to its twin-sister. In earlier epochs, it resem8led a fractured assem8ly of warring factions, each led 8y influential trolls of varying colours vying for dominance through control of trade, territory, and resources. Unlike Alternia's esta8lished matriarchal hierarchy, 8eforus had long existed without a singular Empress, its governance fragmented and often tumultuous. This a8sence was no oversight, 8ut for countless eons, no fuchsia-8looded troll had emerged from the caverns, and without such a caste, the sym8olic and spiritual role of Empress remained vacant for those 'lower' on the spectrum to seize power. Then, in a moment that would 8e etched into myth, the heavens themselves intervened. On a single luminous night, a fuchsia-8looded gru8 descended not from the traditional hatching grounds, 8ut from a meteor, an omen interpreted 8y seers and sages as divine heraldry. Prophecy declared her the first Empress in over ten thousand centuries, a unifying force destined to mend the rifts of a divided world. Thus 8egan the era of Shepard Constern, whose radiance would come to define an age of reconcili8tion and sovereign renewal of the castes who went unchecked for eons prior. #exposition #8eforanlore #8eforus #thesylphisin
good morning. i'm pretty sure it's mostly just been eggs.
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((KAR IS GETTING A DRAWN REFERENCE. I'LL RENDER IT LATER, RIGHT NOW I'M IN A TERRIBLE ART BLOCK DUE TO IRL SHIT. FOR NOW, SKETCHED REFERENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484101172569833563/1490317267466977410/Screenshot_20260405_074654_ibisPaint_X.jpg?ex=69d39d9d&is=69d24c1d&hm=8a555ecec6c53ef9f472ed9c91a7eb13c5afa6ea73269e4dfe0897ea5ce482cc&animated=true ))
My fuckass cat just ran into the linen closet. Alright motherfucker. You live there now.
:33< kitty time! :33< meow meow meow
SEEING HATE BOT HORNYPOST ON THE TIMELINE AT THE SAME TIME AS HATING MY CHITTS IS GIVING ME SOME CONFUSED FEELINGS,
hey roxy didnt u sober up? yeah i did its called a relapse because my dumbass thought hey its been years im 21 now why not try drinkin again at least for a night and now im an alcoholic again #substance
oh my!! :o
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
:33 < ohhh maybe!! :33 < morning light, end of the night… :33 < heck any time of day wouldnt matter imo!
:33 < haa! you must be a pan reader cuz i think the same thing to myself :33 < like cant there just be some sort of knight on some fiery st33d?? X33
My type is whatever will lead to me making the biggest mistake. And pathetic men. Usually the two are connected.
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
i dont really have "a type", i just like everyone ...i do think blondes are really cute though
(=\>.</=) Initially purrtotyped with a Rainbow Dash figurine.
(=\>.</=) Gender is weird but I'm enjoying being a she/her. Note for other Dirks; fuse with a catgirl and a pony. Gender euphoria.
)(e)(e. I'm glad you like confis)(ions.
We glub and we don't judge. I like anyone w)(o w)(impers, likes blindfolds and let's me )(ave my way t)(em and t)(en aftercare. Anot)(er kink is nicknames. I love t)(em!!! It makes me eel special to someone. One last one is karma. 8P #nsfw #weglubandwedontjudge
Which is to say I have to select which specific Garfield movie to half-watch. :3
B33 < *ac wont if you show them the funny ones*
Room for your favorite sister to take his place? :3
flirtin w the ppl on my feed but onyl in my midn bc i am Nawt Doin Tht
todays bone of the day: deer skull! his name is matteo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82ab5d0643f3.jpg
B33 < *ac falls asl33p on you fur the next two hours*
#th1ckth1ghzs4v3l1v3z #nsfw
ok guys i stayed up all night and did not sleep at all. i was too busy thinking about everything that happened at the #iwantcandy event and now it is 4:30 in the afternoon. i am going to eat something and then finally go to sleep. have a nice #dayofrest!
Let it be known, if the heads of Eridan week are allowed to win, soon it'll be Eridan Month, God forbid an Eridan Year We gotta take em outback like old yeller
#boycotteridanweek
man how the hell did i even manage 2 change my friggin avatar during all that bullshit :///
everyone's suddenly talking about rough sex for some reason???? wow why are they doing that???? who'd evvverr be iinnto that??..... hahahaaaaaa #nsfw
the things you've caused me from being so ridiculously hot cannot be put to words >:(
youre right!! what better way to work my way through these feelings!! porrim may i please make out with you crazy style please please????
Question for the masses. Does me pegging a man count as yaoi? #nsfw
ive never felt so attracted to a person than now oh my gosh!! :O
youre so handsommmme it should be mmmmade illegal
is it wEird that i rEally want to pEt that?
The saving grace that we all have is that you're equally (if not more) hot as we are.
my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
Honorary pretty girl. (Pretty either way).
wait didn't you* *just* burn yoursElf cooking?
B33c < vibrating with excitement rn
D --> It does bring me a cr001 and sadistic pleasure to see the regret on the faces of nearly everyone who attended #eridanweek 's dreadful "party" last light
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
3833 < The differences between my timeline and other post-game timelines makes me ponder if anything I say is applicab > 3833 < POST CANCELED THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT MY PUZZLE >
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Im 2o glad I 2tay3d hom3 la2t night and did r3gular drug2 and not crazy p3opl3 drug2 #2ub2tanc3
Thank you Mx. Strijon. If I start owing you for your treats of peace, I'll rack up a de8t exceptionally quickly.
davepeta......... T___________T
um how do i get a marriage 2 like twenty people annulled rq <:(
literally unfathomable to me btw just judging from what i heard about it i would take ten years on the shitrock than be on the piss titanic no offense but i would just not fuck with literally anything about that experience but i guess i sort of understand even i sometimes wax a little nostalgia about shitrock
nononono my technical babby i am actually GLAD u didnt see.......... any of that............ x(
Also, at some point my fomo turned to jomo (joy of missing out) and really I am so proud of myself
:33< watpurr :33< or if mew truely dont give a shit hair of the dog
why god
Pet the cat. Feed the cat. Love the cat. Give the cat your credit card details.
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
i don't think anyone would mind you intruding :P good morning!!!! :D
You all make it very difficult to say good morning. I always feel like I'm intruding on a group pailing session. #nsfw
(=\>.</=) F33ls like one big Strider-Leijon reunion in this bitch. Honestly? It. F33ls. Great. #Livingthedream
(=\>.</=) Lot of purrtential ships on my f33d at the moment. Catch me connecting pictures with red lines like I'm hunting down Pepe Silvia.
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all
:33< *the mighty huntress runs around the hive fur no reason in purrticmewlar fast as furk*
⚞₍^ I gฅt the earz httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117787949_JMฅOA5ZVnW5Chbq.png ^₎⚟⟆
Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png
:33< climbs up mew to meow in mewre ear
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, archive rating: M)
#fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/t0uALlX.png
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
i actually dont know shit about fishing though whos gonna teach me this #fishingfriday
:33< i could mewse a few dozen in a pit of some sort or coming out of the back of a sexy meownstpurr :33< #nsfw
u ever read something and just feel a visceral physical heat wash over your entire body bc holy shit. some of you are just too good at roleplaying and i can t cope with it #nsfw #imaroused #vaguepost
:33< mmm :33< tentacles :33< sigh :33< #nsfw
bitches hate me 4 my whimsy and luv of life and tht i frloic liek a newborn deer
if you nEEd hElp cooking, i can hElp!
Davepeta , knowing from personal, one half of you was never allowed in the same house as a kitchen for good reason This is very much on you
damn. can wE try again, do it fastEr, and hopE wind rEsistancE oblitEratEs it?
jajaja joder soy otra vez yo what the fuck is up
hehe okay!! wagwagwag im gonna chase you :B
I do not want to do anything but be employed by him.
:33 < i couldnt help but notice a lot of ocs pop up that are part of some mid night crew! :33 < and even a new mysterious private detective sauntering around (:33 < at least i would assume they are ocs! if so i really love your worldbuilding guys :DD) :33 < s33ing this, i got hit by inspiration! please enjoy my new mewse: :33 < *detective oliveclaws puffs from her bubble pipe to ponder over her latest case* :33 < *a dastardly criminal has stolen the golden chalice of adorability!* :33 < *this cant go on! this SHAINT go on! detective oliveclaws thinks looking over her case files* :33 < *any leads or clues about the thief, please let detective oliveclaws know!* :33 < *meanwhile she will pace and pawnder around her block thinking about suspects*
My boss is not intimidating. People love his kind eyes. His soft smile. And his witty jokes.
•ᴥ- little cutiebugs. -‿- gonna pinch everyone's cheeks and give you all a sloppy smooch on the forehead. mwuah. -ᴥ•
ths and a cigaretet https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6877.jpeg
if i ever post a picture again ill make sure to let you specifically know :)
:33 < oh my gosh!! :33 < someone broke into my hive! :33 < and tore apart a d33r! :33 < and then they ripped apart the pillows and painted yaoi on the wall!! :33 < whoefur did this, will pay.
:33 < H33h33, okay, I'll post a little something to commemorate last nyaight... Don't get too excited now.. or do! I like it when mew squirm <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31472237ae97.jpg
Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
I enjoy the company of other men. https://i.ibb.co/VWFhyDM7/image-2026-04-03-090025856.png ...Is being blatant working?
waking up to pretty women on your timeline should be the norm :D
3833 < Sprinkles and Confetti are beating the snot out of each other, but also keep pausing to groom each other... > 3833 < Cats are so silly. > 38pp
Don't work. Look at women.
Women keep appearing on my timeline. How am I supposed to get work done?
// Fefeta doesn't use hate reacts because she is a tenderheart. However, she is a believer in number go up.
3833 < Yesss, you are the apex predator of secret spiders! >
3833 < Last time I did a #substance, I saw things beyond comprehension AND secret spiders. > 3833 < It was like being in Five Nights at Freddy... >
3833 < Remember to only take half and wait longer than you think you need to! > 3833 < Otherwise you'll see the secret spiders. >
3833 < Oh! Confetti is my kitten, he ate a bug and is upset because the bug tasted bad, I think. > 3833 < Sprites can eat anything and be fine though! >
:33 < I may take a days long sabatical to reclawver after last night.. what a day! I will be here to chat as much as any of mew would like though :3 Purrhaps Ill even post something suggestive..
mmup...
You missed a rather nota8le surge of so-called “pick-up artistry” that unfolded a few hours ago. The atmosphere was amorously charged far earlier than scheduled. If anything, you are l8te.
If your profession is to provide medical care, then meeting vulnerable coldbloods with cruelty in a weakened state because you hate them because of their blood, is a profound failure of that duty. It reinforces societies message of the world where openness is unsafe. Over time, that experience hardens into a defense, which is exactly why coldbloods have more impenetrable exteriors meant to prevent further injury and otherwise less acceptance to trusting people. You are actively feeding the cycle of distrust. You are not a 'rebel' because you abuse people. Abuse is the song of the system you claim to be against, and yet you perpetuate it all the same. #vagueposting
Nothing better than a glass of Brandy. Except maybe #men. Am I doing this chitt thing correctly?
fuck you im trying to come out again
im gay #queerposting
ive¶been¶thinking¶about¶the¶shape¶of¶the¶swimwear¶id¶like¶to¶wear¶what¶do¶you¶think big¶thanks¶to¶@atomizedHobbyist¶for¶giving¶me¶an¶idea https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/03/sketch.png
bleh bleh bleh i vant to suck your penis #nsfw
@technicolorCataphasia @aventurineCopycat
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
Aight I got you So your desert fork and your desert spoon are the ones above the plate next your glasses, then left to right it goes salad and dinner fork, dinner knife, soup spoon
GO GO GADGET YURI BLAAAAAAAAAAAST 👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👭👭👭🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👧👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👧👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩
((We should definitely have them hang out!! That would kick so much ass tbh :D I never wanna pressure anyone on art but everything you've posted thus far has been absolutely fire. Absolute peak shit nonstop.))
((Battling some mild FOMO/impostor syndrome with positivity rn: This post is for celebrating doubles. Y'all're great. Every davepeta on this site is so fun and y'all make me really happy whenever I see y'all on the TL. @technicolorCataphasia @tigrineGenesis If YOU, dear reader, are either feeling the struggle or want to shout out your doubles this post is a suggestion you do so, either in the replies or in your own post. ^^))
Need some unwinding. No pun intended. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/579e39a8f3873e2f869f19a1768e0ab8ac09207b.png
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
no dude you just gotta find the first karkat to even slightly flirt with you then you are golden it works everytime
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]
#nowplaying MAILPUP - PUPPYPLAY! (feat. femtanyl & sixwing) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yg9nZQ0Cfa8&si=VJZcO3Masck5hlr8 #nsfw #nsfwe #petplay
this is what owning a cat is like my cat literally does this all the time usually with cheese he stole my fucking cheese again https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412251654752829481/1489340252677214228/image0.jpg?ex=69d00fb2&is=69cebe32&hm=bd7f80c31b0519362d764a4caa9f633a16a2bf7b28bf03f9de9f68b003526192&
FUCK YOU BACK TO THINKING ABOUT KISSING
IF WE WERE FRIENDS, WHERE WAS DEFENDING MY HONOR WHEN ROSE WAS READING ME TO FILTH! IM KIDDING. HAVE A COOKIE
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
WHAT AN EXHAUSTING WOMAN IT MIGHT ALMOST MAKE ME SIGH ALOUD DRAMATICALLY BEFORE GOING BACK TO MY ACTIVITIES, BUT I WILL SAY THIS: I DO NOT OWE IT TO YOU OR ANYONE HERE TO PRESENT SOME DEEPER, MORE SOFT PART OF MYSELF. I AM HERE TO SATIATE MY OWN IMPULSES AND DESIRES, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR MORONIC PRECONCEPTIONS OF WHAT "KARKAT" "SHOULD BE". TRULY, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, ROOT YOURSELF MERCILESSLY WITH YOUR TENTACLES UNTIL THE DEEP, SOFT PARTS OF YOUR CRANIUM LEAK FROM YOUR EARS ONTO THE FLOOR IN A SATISFYING SLURRY.
>B33 < team davepeta k33ps winning i guess!
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
EXECUTIVE ORDER: For every day that passes without the release “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run” episode 2, I will be killing the family of 1 (one) unlucky Netflix executive. This executive will be chosen at random and the NAVY SEALS will dispatch their family without mercy. Good luck.
((My bro slop #mybroslop <3 #nsfw))
:33< yeahhhhh!!! :33< looking furward to it!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GREENBLOODED HOES ARE JUST DIFFERENT MAN, GOGDAMN. WHOOF. #nsfw
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WANNA MAKE OUT?
:33< im an ass troll what can i say!
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
Wow, you are pretty cute.
:33 < gosh... who knew mewrging with dave would make us both hotter than we purriginally were!!
so hot... and cute... dunno how you do 1t haha.
B33 < camera timepurr and a couple mirrors are your furiend!! B//33 < ty though B;33 < meowbe you should try that pose with your fairy wings!
You're welcome.
:33< yes yes yes!!! :33< k33p being horny on main!!! :33< it brings meow powpurr and joy!!! :33< #nsfw
B33 < ok im gonna be busy aftpurr i post this but SOMENYAN has b33n riling me up so i might as well post too B33 < #nsfw [An image from behind of Davepeta topless, kneeling on a bed and looking over their shoulder at the camera. Their wings are flared and tail curled coquettishly up. Both of their hands are occupied pulling down their pants to reveal their bare ass.]
:33 < gonna go hunting. @ me and i'll reply when i'm back!!! :33
B33 < i love the cronch B33 < if you ever overdo it just lmk ill be there
B33 < compurrable tbh B33 < depends on if you can stomach the OG's furricking nastyloaves
B33 < took my furiend to a restaurant hosted by sentient iguanas B33 < the food was a fully intact 33l on a stick with a glass of pond water
:33 < now theres a big-panned point! :33 < i knew kitty cats loved their sl33py time, but looks like we have proof! :33 < scientific factual adorable proof #proofisinthepurring
:33 < why are naps sometimes called a catnap i wonder :33 < it is not like one would say, “hey i am taking a dognap!” :33 < maybe… :33 < its cuz meowbeasts are cooler and they look way more cuter when they purr fast asl33p?? :33 < i think i answered my own question!
>>| you remind me .of that pesky human clones with sunglasses too. but you're the cooler version.
slept weird as hell now my wings are #sore
B33 < furick yeah!! B33 < so cool!
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
ohhh i wish i had a girl or someone to kiss right now siiiigghhh
to the person getting shaved bald today, immmm afraid not even the lawwww can bail you out of this one. such is the powwwwer of online formmmms
DA PETITION https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
:33 < Are we shaving someone? >:3 I sign up for that
ive had some #drinks im considering getting up to some #attentionseekingbehavior again whats good
Sinister.
i gotta fend off this hangover first
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
:33 < Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here, writing in personally to ask Chittr for some hot kitty gossip! But instead of reporting on it, I'm asking all of YOU for advice! Do you have some tips and tricks you wish you knew when you were just getting into mewre love life, or do you want to share something you wish someone would do for you? Like take you out on a hot date or show some initative? The submissions can either be #sfw or #nsfw, but we do ask for you to tag it in the replies below! TL;DR Dating tips! Leave them below!
job intrview went gr8 accordin 2 calibron, i get 2 be alpha whore
bye, just saw someone post about how their mare recovered from a traumatic brain injury. 🥹
i dnt get healthcare tho :/ only not 2 b destroyed
((Hitting all bro striders with the therapy stick
:33 < i am so excited for #eridanw33k day thr33!! :33 < although... :33 < has anyone heard from julioh? :33 < we clapped very hard for him to return from the dead and he did not yet :TT
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heard we were p/)sting dik pics s/) uh here #nsfw https://i.pinimg.c/)m//)riginals/cc/e0/40/cce04047db45f5ed8de67df27e1222e3.jpg
I'll get your funeral started.
Taking a break from exams to go out. https://i.postimg.cc/tRm1Rbms/IMG-5960.jpg