Dave Stridoor
@timestepGodmode
soy uno de los dave que se escapó del laboratorio allá por 1997 / pfp by dzueni
so whos team savory bagel or team sweet bagel
depends on the day cause both are good.
I wouldn't )(ave anyfin ot)(er t)(an a savory bagel on cod no cap
blueberry bagel? check a pound of strawberry cream cheese on that? check if you think its enough its not
id fuck up a bagel right about now oh my god
holy shit i feel like i couldve fumbled so badly guys but trust me im the least fumbling dave ever its true
doubt
uh huh and im a transformer
you have bot in your name dude i dont think its far fetched to say you can do some sort of transforming shit right before our very fucking eyes
not to the extent an actual transformer can do my arms and legs extend but that doesnt count
no
sometimes i just be sitting there picking my nose while typing the most heinous shit known to man
i dont think anyone understands or appreciates how absolutely fucking funny i am
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we are bounded by the simpson slippers weve surpassed the levels of romance to something more i think
unbelievable that a grown ass man cant eat some chicken these days without catching strays
the homers or the marges
hook line and sinker or something along those lines #vagueposting #vaguepost #vogue
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can we get back on a more important topic like the homers https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ae1b1156-aa90-44e8-8375-b2612a6dc316.b5708d07828cfd54754cfe3479974941.jpeg
look at how classy these are i shouldve went to that goddamn gala to present these bad boys
THIS GIVES ME A SINKING FEELING THAT EITHER THE MARGE ONES OR THE HOMER ONES ARE FOR US TO MATCH. I CAN’T TELL WHICH WOULD BE WORSE.
the implication was not there but hypothetically if you were to choose which ones would you be rocking the homers or the marges
everyone talks about the plethora of us daves but lets reflect on how many carcinogeneticists there are for a second
damn wheres karkat at ive been dedicating all my chits to him hes given me prime motivation
holy shit theres so many karkats i cant even ping the one im dedicating my worth for
YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. CLEAN UP AISLE DAVE.
if it makes me stupid so be it as the great wise spongebob incorrectly proclaimed to his pink echinodermic bestie, im stupid and im proud
horrified on the timeline right now
Do you need me to post more?
people dont appreciate the fine craft of rap anymore and it shows
hypothetically if my partner (placeholder, i dont have one) asked me if i had to bounce on my best friend to save my partners life and how many bounces is their life worth? bouncing on it crazy style like superstar because their life could be so important to me knees down i gotta do a fuckin russian squat on it even if my friend be packing a desert eagle up in his johnson im gonna have to do a back handspring down on that thang just to make sure my partner gets the amount of saving they deserve #nsfw
youre a vegetable youre a vegetaboine still they hate you youre a vegetable
vegetabrine https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/vegetal%20brine.png
if you scratch my back ill scratch yours and damn mine is itchy as hell im not flexible at all
you could try scr@ching it @g@inst @ corner!! i would offer but my cl@ws @re very sh@rp, i don't like to cut them!!!! @UnU@
wow br@ve!! oh m@ybe one of those cl@wed re@ch @round devices would be @ good investment for you!!!